Cabo San Lucas

[ATexGuy]

I had a very limited window of opportunity to have a little fun in Cabo. I arrived in the port on a cruise ship and knew right where to go. I decided to walk from the cruise port with Splash as my target destination. Even though Splash was closed at this time of the morning, I used it as a point of reference and walked the nearby streets to see what massage places were open. I passed 6-7 places and was really disappointed with the ladies at each place. There were some very heavy girls. I finally came upon one place with a Latina that was somewhat cute and worth a quick massage. Since I was sort of pressed for time, I figured I would stop looking and go with this girl. The place was very small and I think there were only two massage rooms. I got undressed, hopped on the table and asked the girl to remove all of her clothes. Despite the environment and that the girl was not all that hot, I was very aroused. I reached around this chica and put my hand between her legs and she immediately got very wet. She offered me complete service for a little extra money and I accepted. I did not walk into this dumpy place looking for this, but I decided to go for it. I had my eyes closed as this girl was stroking me, as I was imagining being with someone much more attractive. As she got up on the table and put me inside of her, she never stopped to put on a wrapper and in two seconds I was inside her wet vagina. I was somewhat shocked and knew I was getting myself in trouble. Most of us love it bare but a massage place in Mexico presents high risks. I immediate asked her "no condom?" and she shook her head and just continued to ride me like she was really enjoying it. I have no idea if you can catch something in seconds or minutes, but I decided to unload quickly and not hold back. It was one of those "oh no!" moments and I immediately got dressed after I finished, paid the chica and headed back to the ship. I immediately went up to the pool deck and jumped in the chlorinated jacuzzi to try to kill anything I might have just exposed myself to. I then showered and scrubbed. Stupid!

I wish that I could have had more time in Cabo to explore the options. I was surprised to see how small Splash is but I would have liked to have checked it out. We all sort of have our own scale when it comes to evaluating women, so when I hear a place has 9's and 10's I am usually super curious to see how hot the girls really are and if there are girls my type. Could there be super hot Latinas working in Cabo? Is Splash the place to find the hottest girls? I am going to put Cabo on my list of places for a quick 2-3 night trip and do more exploring.

[JPF]

On Blvd. Marina with the Happy Endings Cantina right near the Marina I don't think you will find any he. Going south from the bar and on the same side of the street I counted 5 places offering massage. However, all of them had women in uniforms or otherwise not looking sexy or provocactive. Of course, you never know what they might offer.

On Blvd. Lazaro Cardenas, one block further in is where you will find better options. Standing on the corner of Vincente Guerrero St. Right next to Mermaids, to the south is Splash and going a bit further on the same block is Health and Wellness where I had a great session with Vanessa. Good massage and all options available. Going west / left half a block from Mermaids is Salon de Belleza Eleganc which I wrote about a few days ago. Going east / right along Lazaro Cardenas: one on the left of the first block; one on the right of the second block. At the next intersection (Calle Melchior Ocampo) look to the left and half way up that block on the right are 2 almost next to each other. Finally on the next block there is one more on the left. Seven in total. Happy (ending) hunting.

I agree with Ctytek that the parlors are pretty dingy. Both of the ones I was in had showers but they looked so dirty I wouldn't use them even if a shower was offered. While the strip clubs are a ripoff, I think the massage options are okay pricewise. They are similar to prices in San Diego so no bargain but not a ripoff. Also, similar to San Diego, the latinas give weak massages. Asians in the US are much better in my opinion.

[Ctytek]

Finally spent a few days in Cabos San Lucas. Sampled a few massage joints around Cabo Wabo. Had one decent session with a young flaquita working one of those hole-in-the-wall spa, located on a side street away from the main drag. She quickly agreed to a Benjamin for todo incluido, and she performed quite well. She seemed like she was new to the biz, as she wasn't as hardened as chicas at the other few places I visited. Those other sessions were quite meh, but probably acceptable by San Lucas standards.

I never payed more than $120 for a spa session, despite a few trying to quote me their absurd $250-$300 rates. I know those chicas prey on stupid touristas off the cruise ships. Hopefully no experienced mongers fall for their trap. Anyway, the whole CSL massage scene is OK to quickly satisfy the itch, but otherwise completely underwhelming. The rooms are quite tiny and dingy, most spas lack basic shower facilities, and just have this rundown low rent feel to them. The level of service is comparable to SG sessions in Tijuana, which of course come at a fraction of the cost. If you do want to go the massage spa route, the best time seemed to be between 2-3 pm. Number of spas close after sunset.

I then discovered these is some street walker action in CSL, if you know how to find it. Most of the street action I found was concentrated at the marina corner, directly across the plaza with Harem, Crash, and few other loud tourist trappy clubs with lasers. If you hang around that area for a while, you will spot some working chicas, usually walking around the area in pairs. The few girls I saw were nicely dressed and spoke a bit of English. I just approached them and asked them for their WhatsApp, and immediately had a few numbers to call later on. These girls will come to your hotel room, just negotiate with them a bit. The asking price is $250-$300, but you can get them down to $200, or maybe lower on a slow night.

For me it's a much nicer experience hanging out with an escort in the comfort of your hotel room, versus those gross massage spas. I had a nice time with couple of girls I met at the marina during my stay. One was a very hot Columbian 22 year old, she really got into the action after a few drinks at my place. She was horny AF, and even begged me to fuck her in the ass at no extra charge (not usually my thing). It was fun and well worth the effort, especially after those mediocre daytime massage experiences.

I also tried messaging a few mileroticos ads, hoping to get a girl to come to my room, but to no avail. Most of those ads are either flakes, or advance deposit scammers. Complete waste of time.

Didn't go to any men's clubs. After reading a few reports in this forum, they all seem like clip joints, preying on gringo tourists. Hard pass from me.

Overall. A reasonably good time at Cabos, but it's no Tijuana when it comes to mongering. Not even close. Overpriced, depressed scene, designed to extract as much quick cash as possible from the US tourists. Nice scenery and sunsets though.

[JPF]

Splash was a low point for me. It's rated as the best (and most expensive) strip club in town. I got there around 11 pm. There was no cover charge but it was the only place that asked to see my ID. I was led up several flights of stairs (first stop: brothel rooms; second stop: a new steak restaurant open until 5 am; third stop: the show floor. I can't complain about the lighting but the show floor was smaller than any of the clubs I had been to. A small stage with pole; a small bar in the corner; about 4 small tables and about half a dozen super slim model-types which isn't my preferred type. I was the only customer. I was told that they opened at 10:30 so it was early. The final kicker is that they don't serve beer, only really expensive hard liquor and mixed drinks starting at around $30. I can't recall the details but I don't think they have dances, only various high-priced options for sex in the rooms down on the second floor. Not being a drinker and not seeing anyone close to interesting I made an excuse and left right away. It may be top-rated by some but to me it is all by itself at the bottom of all the places I checked out.

[TomJackin]

I checked last night and both of those clubs are now gone.

Thank you for the updated information.

[JPF]

I do not know if you checked them out or if they are still open.

This is from one of my older trip report: Cabaret and El Copa is owned be the same owner. The manager or owner rotates girls from both clubs. El Copa is one half the price than Cabaret for sex. If you like a girl in Cabaret, she will get rotated to El Copa sometime during the night; be patient!

I checked last night and both of those clubs are now gone.

[TomJackin]

Amnesia was similar to Lord Blacks'. $5 entry, $6 drink, $110 for 30 minute private dances. There were about half a dozen so so women, only one barely interesting to me. When there was a gap of 15 minutes with no one dancing I left.

I do not know if you checked them out or if they are still open.

This is from one of my older trip report: Cabaret and El Copa is owned be the same owner. The manager or owner rotates girls from both clubs. El Copa is one half the price than Cabaret for sex. If you like a girl in Cabaret, she will get rotated to El Copa sometime during the night; be patient!

[JPF]

Amnesia was similar to Lord Blacks'. $5 entry, $6 drink, $110 for 30 minute private dances. There were about half a dozen so so women, only one barely interesting to me. When there was a gap of 15 minutes with no one dancing I left.

There were three clubs across from and within about a block of Harem: The Sin, 4 de Julio, and Iguanas Ranas. There was no cover charge at any of them but almost no one inside. I would go in, see no customers and one or two unappealing women and then leave.

A tout took me to two after hours clubs: Singapur and 3 Portillos. The former was about as good as Amnesia. They both had a $10 cover charge. I'll have to see if I can stay up late enough to try Singapur when there are more women.

[JPF]

I wrote before that I don't like strip clubs. I do like massage parlors and have enjoyed many around the world. I will publish a location finder after I do more wandering because I find most of the directions given in this forum to be hard to follow. My first experience was at the Salon de Belleza Eleganc Spa (I couldn't find this on google maps; I tried to upload a photo of their sign but it failed). If you are standing facing the entrance to Mermaids, Splash is to the left. Turn right and go to the nearby corner and turn left. Go half a block and it is on your left (google street view will show it with the sign I tried to attach, look for the name above which I got from the sign).

There were 2 women working when I entered and 3 when I left. Lupe asked for $40 house fee, $100 for a happy ending, and 40 more to touch her breasts topless (so 140 total). I asked for an hour but agreed to 45 minutes. The massage was pretty good but in less than 10 minutes she told me to flip. She dropped her top and I was very happy with her full the cups and thick nipples. She seemed to really enjoy my touch and then I felt liquid dripping onto my chest and realized why her nipples were so thick. She did a good job taking care of me. Afterwards she left for awhile and came back saying we were done. I reminded her that we had agreed to 45 minutes and she was a little surprised that I wanted more massage but she obliged. It was mainly of my chest with a little of my right arm so not great.

Overall a mixed result but the lactation was pretty unique so I think it was well worth it.

[JPF]

I don't particularly like strip clubs because they are usually much too loud for me and I can barely converse in English with the noise let alone Spanish. The high price for lady drinks and dances are not a good value in my opinion relative to other options. However, in CSL the other options are somewhat limited so I will report on what I find for others who might enjoy them more.

Harem didn't exist on my previous visit 3 years ago. It is near the marina but not very appealing. There was a $5 cover charge and men's drinks were $6. I think ladies drinks started at twice that price. A one-song table dance was $26 and a 30 minute private dance was $110. Extras go up from there. At just after 9 pm there were only about half a dozen women, none appealing to me. I was approached by about 4 of them but wasn't tempted. I watched about 4 dancers who did one dance only with long gaps between dancers. When the two other patrons left I did too, not wanting to be the only customer there and not seeing anyone wandering around who I wanted to see get naked on stage.

I was about to walk by Lord Blacks when the tout told me I could enter without the cover charge so I decided to take him up on it. Men's drinks were $7, one-song table dance $23 and the 30 minute private dance $120. It was closer to 10 pm by then so that might be a factor but there were about 10 women and several were better looking to me (but not great) than any in Harem. There was one who looked possible to me when she danced but she disappeared after her one song and I never saw her on the floor. The lighting was terrible: very dark and from where I was sitting the colored lights on the stage were in my eyes so I could barely make out the dancer. There were some other men there but it wasn't crowded and I left without being tempted again.

Placers (across from Amnesia) was dark.

[PineTree]

I drop into SJC every once in a while. Does anyone know of some action there? I know 3 MPs but no extras there.

[ATexGuy]

I have an upcoming cruise next week so for sh*ts and giggles I thought I would see what is available in Cabo and PV. I was shocked to see how much is available to near the cruise port there in Cabo. Absolutely brilliant to put these places at a cruise port giving easy access to thousands of American men each day that probably get no sex from their wives during the year. I cruise quite a bit and usually stay on the ship on port days because they are the most enjoyable days to relax without the crowds. On this cruise, I do plan to get off in Cabo and PV. I stayed at the Marriott in PV last year and enjoyed visiting the massage places at the marina (although I did go to one by mistake that was massage only). I checked the port schedule and my ship will be the only one in Cabo on the day we are in port which should reduce competition for these ladies. I will be sure to report back with some reviews. Interesting that this particular forum is so thin with good content given all of the options in Cabo. I went many pages deep to get to some good intel. I wish I could checkout Splash but the ship leaves at 8 pm. I am very interested to see where the best looking latinas are working in Cabo.

[Bunter Hiden]

I plan my trips w some things in mind. One is using a cruise ship locater that tells you what the traffic is going to be. If possible plan around them. Cruise ships can really mess things up most anywhere in the world. No cruise ship, biz as usual. Many cruise ships then entry into a workers' port goes way up. Just my 2 pesos.

[TjBrazil]

I played today also and it was $120 but didn't offer anything extra for uncovered. I did swing by Splash for a tour tonight and like Mike said they were full of 10's with only 1 that was lower and she was horribly tatted up and a nose ring. I don't have any issues with either but she was not my type. I asked prices and was told $165 for a fully nude table dance of 30 minutes with touching and $300 for a BJ and $800 for full sex for an hour. I then went to Amnesia's and bought a dancer a drink and she said they were $300 for a BJ and $500 for full sex and she also said $700 for 3 hours off sight. The only one I would entertain is the $700 offsite for 3 hours. The talent there was really nice also. I'm going to try and get at least one more massage in before I leave on Thursday. I'll keep you guys updated and keep hunting.

Damn that's expensive. Could you talk them down to 150 for a hour at your hotel.

[DuckHuntr1]

Yes I have always paid $100 to $120. I may have to walk a bit when they won't budge but it's just a barrier that I'm not interested in going over. Now if I get really good service then I have no issue throwing a $20 tip. Today is my last full day so I tried to get in a last great party but had the weirdest one ever. I had agreed on $100 and she kinda rushed on the massage which was fine since I was meeting the wife for drinks, but someone walked in who I guess she was supposed to go to a motel so she started putting her clothes back on and sent a heavy girl to finish the job abut I said BS and said I wanted my $$$ back so she got undressed again and I kinda did a pile driver fuck on her and got the hell out of there. I don't know what the name of the place was but it looks like a barbershop and it's on the same street going to Splash. Happy hunting and can't wait to get back here next year and I have an in on some private girls from a private luxury transportation company. I'll let you guys know how it works out which will be next October probably.