Cabo San Lucas

[bikini bomb]

High,

Did you book a flight originating from the US or Mexico and was it expensive? I know there are a lot of bargains out there but I understand if you get a flight from TJ's airport you can save a lot as opposed to getting a flight coming from LA or SD.
Peace

[High on Hobbyin]

I GUESS CABO ISN'T BIG ON HOBBIN' THESE DAY'S OR THAT IT'S TOO WELL KNOWN. SO, I'LL BE THE FIRST HERE ON THIS NEW BOARD FOR CABO. I WAS THERE IN EARLY JULY 2002 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT WAS LESS CROWDED WITH TOURIST THAN I HAD EXPECTED. THE TOWN WAS VERY SAFE AND GREAT LOOKING WOMEN ARE EVERYWHERE. DRINKING CAN BE FAST, FURIOUS AND CHEAP! THE LOCAL BOAT SNORKEL TRIPS AND THE SUNSET CRUISES WITH JUNGLE CRUISES AND LA PEZ CRUISES ARE ALL INCLUSIVE DRINKING – BUT YOUR SELECTION WILL BE LIMITED. STILL, ONE CAN GET WASTED QUITE EASILY. ALSO THERE’S A NEW DISCO CALLED COYOTE UGLY THAT HAD A $15 COVER FOR MEN, $5 COVER FOR WOMEN AND ALL YOU CAN DRINK. YES THE PLACE IS NAMED AFTER THAT MOVIE. HOWEVER THE NAME OF THE PLACE SEEMED TO BE UNDETERMINED AS I ALSO SAW ADS FOR IT AS COYOTE WILD. THE GIGGLING MARLIN, CABO WABO AND SQUID ROW ARE STILL HOPPING NIGHT SPOTS. THERE’S ALSO AN OPEN BAR NEXT DOOR NEXT TO SQUID ROE WHICH WAS QUITE POPULAR, BUT I DON’T REMEMBER THE NAME. THE NOWHERE BAR ON THE MARINA WAS ALSO POPULAR WITH A SLIGHTLY OLDER CROWD THAN SQUID ROE. I

STAYED AT THE PLAZA LAS GLORIAS BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT IN TOWN. A GOOD CHOICE SINCE I MET SOMEONE WHO TOLD ME HE AND HIS WIFE PAID $16 US EACH WAY FROM THEIR RESORT OUT OF TOWN. THE ROOM LOOKED NICE BUT WAS ON PAR WITH A MOTEL 6, BUT WAS MORE SPACIOUS. THE AIR CONDITIONER WORKED WELL. YOU'LL HAVE DIFFICULTY SNEAKING A GUEST IN AS SECURITY WATCHES THE ELEVATOR AND STAIRCASE LIKE A HAWK. THANKFULLY THE HOTEL IS GUEST FRIENDLY. I HAD NO PROBLEM BRINGNG A GUEST UP ONE EVENING AT 3:00AM SINCE I WAS THE ONLY REGISTERED GUEST IN MY ROOM.
STAFF WAS HELPFUL AND NICE ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T ACT LIKE THE UGLY AMERICAN OR ALL THE COLLEGE FRAT BRAT TYPES RUNNING AROUND PUTTING DOWN EVERYTHING MEXICAN.

MY SPANISH IS QUITE LIMITED YET I HAD NO PROBLEM COMMUNICATING. I SIMPLY SMILED AND TOOK MY TIME TRYING TO GET MY POINT ACROSS OR TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE RESPONSE. SPANISH IS DEFINITELY SPOKEN HERE AND QUITE OFTEN LIMITED BASIC ENGLISH. BUT CONSIDER FLUENT ENGLISH A LUXURY BECAUSE WHEN YOU'LL WANT OR NEED IT MOST WHILE OUT AND ABOUT TOWN... THAT'S RIGHT MURPHY LAW WILL COME A KNOCKIN'

THE ONLY ANNOYANCE WAS EVERYONE WANTING TO HELP THIS GRINGO OUT. EVERYONE WANTED TO SUGGEST AN OUT OF THE WAY BAR OR RESTAURANT. HERE, SEE MY FRIEND … AND GIVE HIM THIS HE’LL GIVE YOU A FREE DRINK. MOST LIKELY LEGITIMATE OFFERS FROM BUSINESSES IN NEED OF ADDITIONAL BUSINESS AND THESE SPOKES PEOPLE WILL, NO DOUBT, BE COMPENSATED FOR THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS. THE WORST OF ALL THESE SALES PEOPLE ARE THE ONES TRYING TO GET YOU TO LISTEN TO A TIMESHARE PITCH AND HOW THEY HIDE IT IN THE FREE OFFERS. IF YOU’VE EVER BEEN CHASED BY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE IN AN AMWAY NETWORK, YOU’LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN. WATCH OUT AT THE AIRPORT, THESE GUYS LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE THEY’RE WITH YOUR TOUR COMPANY (APPLE, GO, SUNTRIPS) AND TRY TO TAKE YOU ASIDE TO GET YOU A STREET MAP …DON’T DO IT (WILL YOUR BUS STILL BE THERE WHEN YOU GET AWAY?).

IF YOU WANT A GREAT STREET MAP OF CABO GET THE BAJA CALIFORNIA MAP FROM AAA’S SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA AUTOMOBILE ASSOCIATION. IT HAS AN EXECELLENT MAP OF CABO SAN LUCAS, SAN JOSE DEL CABO, LA PAZ, ENSENADA, MEXICALI AND TIJUANA. IT’S THE ONLY MAP I’VE FOUND THAT HAD ALL THE STREETS LABELED AND NO ADS BLOCKING OUT A PORTION OF THE MAP.

HOBBYIN’ WISE THINGS ARE PRETTY MUCH AS PREVIOUSLY POSTED, BUT I’LL AD MY TWO CENTS AND HOPE YOU’LL FIND SOMETHING NEW HERE. ALL THE CLUBS HAVE $5 COVERS, BUT NEARLY ALL HAVE BARKERS HANDING OUT $1 OFF COUPONS. ALL THE CLUBS WERE NUDE EXCEPT MERMAIDS AND PROBABLY EL TORO.

AMNESIA
(LOCATED ON MARINA BLVD. TO THE EAST ON THE 2ND STORY IN THE PLAZA WITH THE ‘COCONUT SHAPED HUTS’ – NEAR THE INTERSECTION OF MATAMOROS )
LOOKS: 7-9
AGES: 19-26
QTY: 4
SUPPOSEDLY A NEW CLUB THAT HAD JUST OPENED. VERY NICE INSIDE LIKE ANY GOOD UPSCALE MENS CLUB IN THE US EXCEPT THERE WERE FEW WOMEN WORKING. MAYBE FOUR. HAD A COUPLE OF GREAT DANCES FROM A 19 YEAR OLD LOCAL. I THINK HER NAME WAS JAMILLA. POOL TABLES. PRIVATE DANCES BEHIND TWO WAY MIRRORED BOOTH. KIND OF UNSETTLING NO KNOWING HOW WELL PEOPLE CAN SEE IN.

BOLEIRO
(LOCATED ON ZARAGOZA WHERE LAZARO CARDENAS, ZARAGOZA AND MARINA BLVD. MEET - SQUID ROE IS JUST EAST ON LAZARO CARDENAS)
LOOKS: 6-10 AVERAGE: 8
AGES: 18-35; AVERAGE: 25
QTY: 40
PROBABLY THE BEST SELECTION OF WOMEN IN TOWN ! ALSO THE LEAST TRUST WORTHY DOOR /FRONT DESK PEOPLE. LIGHT TO DARK, THIN TO ABSOLUTELY VOLUPTUOUS. NICE TO MAJOR ATTITUDE. THERE WERE ABOUT 40 WOMEN WORKING. I DIDN’T HAVE A GOOD TIME HERE SINCE I WAS PISSED AT THE MGMT. GOT A DANCE FROM A 10 FROM ACAPULCO. WHEN I ASKEDHER FOR A PRIVATE DANCE SHE STATED
‘THEY’RE $20 … NO SEX”. SO SEX IS ALLOWED IN THE CLUB WITH THOSE WISHING TO PARTICIPATE. SHE GAVE A NICE ‘DANCE’, BUT I WANTED MORE!!! THIS IS A NICE PLACE, BUT NOT THE FLASHIEST. OH, I DIDN’T LIKE THE CAMERAS IN THE PRIVATE DANCE BOOTHS.

EL TORO (LOCATION: 16 DE SEPTIEMBRE STREET JUST EAST OF MORELOS)
LOOKS: 4-8; AVERAGE: 6
AGES: 24-40; AVERAGE: 28
QTY: 12
I WAS RETURNING WITH SUPPLIES FROM THE 24 HOUR LIQUOR STORE BECAUSE I WAS EXPECTING COMPANY WHEN I SAW A SIGN FOR EL TORO AND REMEMBERED IT BEING MENTIONED IN A POST. TOOK A QUICK LOOK INSIDE BUT DIDN’T SEE ANY THING OF INTERST. DEFINITELY A LOCALS HANG OUT SO DON’T EXPECT ANY ENGLISH TO BE SPOKEN. MOSTLY MEDIUM BUILD WOMEN.

LORD BLACKS
(LOCATION ON MARINA BLVD SET BACK A BIT TO THE EAST IN AN ACCESS ALLEY. CROSS STREET MADERO)
LOOKS: 4-10, AVERAGE: 7
AGES: 18-40, AVERAGE: 20
QTY: 25
MOST OF THE WOMEN HERE WERE PETITE BUILDS. TYPICALLY A BIT DARKER OR TANNED – THE PLACE WAS DIMLY LIT IN RED. WAITERS WERE NOT PUSHY WITH DRINKS OR GIRLS. I WAS TOLD THAT SEX IS ALLOWED IN THE CLUB. I JUST COULDN’T HOOK UP WITH THE CHICA OF MY CHOICE. ACLASSY LOOKING JOINT!

MERMAIDS
(LOCATED ON LAZARO CARDENAS CROSS STREET CROSS STREET GUERRO)
LOOKS: 6-10; AVERAGE: 7
AGES: 18-30; AVERAGE: 24
QTY: 20
TOPLESS ONLY. PUSHY WOMEN AND THE CLUB IS A NO FRILL TYPE OF PLACE … SOME GREAT LOOKERS THOUGH. THE DANCES I HAD WERE MILD COMPARED TO EVERY OTHER CLUB. NO SEX IN THIS CLUB – SUPPOSEDLY. THE ONLY PLACE WHERE I WAS ASKED FOR A TIP.

SPLASH
(LOCATED NEXT TO MERMAIDS. COVER CHARGE AT EITHER IS GOOD FOR ENTRY AT THE OTHER. GUERRO JUST SOUTH OF LAZARO CARDENAS)
LOOKS: 4-9, AVERAGE: 7
AGES: 20-45; AVERAGE: 23
QTY: 15
PUSHY WOMEN HEAVY ON HUSTLING IN A SHABBY CLUB. DANCES WERE FROM MILD TO WILD. AGAIN NO SEX IN THE CLUB. MET A FUN AND FIESTY GAL FROM ACAPULCO, BUT SHE WOULDN’T BITE. SHE’D ONLY SAY SHE’S VERY EXPENSIVE. I’D ASK HOW EXPENSIVE AND SHE’D JUST GRIN AND GRIND A LITTLE MORE. SHE WAS FUN BUT FREAKIN’ FRUSTRATING!

20/TWENTY
(LOCATED ON LAZARO CARDENAS AND APPROXIMATELY FARIAS ACROSS THE STREET FROM MCDONALDS)
LOOKS: 5-8, AVERAGE: 7
AGES: 22-28
QTY: 10
THIS PLACE IS KINDA ART DECO-ISH IN DÉCOR WITH POOL TABLE, DARTS (BROKEN), SHOWER DANCE AREA, FREE POPCORN AND A SLIDE FROM THE 2ND FLOOR PRIVATE DANCE AREA TO THE 1ST FLOOR SEATING AREA. THE SECOND FLOOR AREA IS HOME TO THE PRIVATE DANCE BOOTHS AND THE SPECIAL ROOM FOR SEX. THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE IT USED TO ROCK, BIG TIME! UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS TO BE OFF THE BEATEN PATH THESE DAYS WITH HARDLY A SOLE IN THE PLACE WHILE I WAS THERE AND ONLY A MODEST SELECTION OF WOMEN. THERE WAS A YOUNG WOMAN WITH THE FACE OF A YOUNGER THALIA THERE - FOR THOSE FAMILIAR. FROM THE RANTING I GOT FROM SEVERAL PEOPLE, THIS PLACE’S OWNER IS FROM LA, MARRIED A DANCER AND IS ACQUAINTED WITH JOHN CROSS WHO DOES THOSE HOT BODY VIDEOS. EL TORO AND 20/TWENTY WAS THE ONLY PLACE THAT DIDN’T HAVE PEOPLE HANDING OUT DISCOUNT ADMISSION COUPONS. ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS PLACE HAS BEEN NEGLECTED AND IS GOING TO WASTE.

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