Rants and WTF are you talking about and Coronavirus!

[Rocky V]

Your immune system are strong enough for the current virus. But I would have a backup plan.

Such as hospitalization or death.

The vaxxed people are training the virus to fight against human immunity. Sooner or later, this trained virus maybe deathly to your and my immune system.

That's exactly why Covid vaccines were developed and approved for use in humans, so that we can have an even more deadly virus soon! (I have no more faith in humanity. Asteroid, please, put us out of our misery!

[BigBuddy69]

The vaxxed people are training the virus to fight against human immunity. Sooner or later, this trained virus maybe deathly to your and my immune system.

Looks like covid damaged your brain, you're clearly hallucinating.

[PaulInZurich]

... I m pretty sure I will be faster than him alone with my 2 balls...

Next time you lie about your cycling, think less with your balls. But nobody will believe you, because your own words showed everybody your lies and delusions. You are below average even for the age group. Anybody who ever had a powermeter on his race bike is laughing his ass off about 150 W average power.

[PaulInZurich]

But no followers on my climbing, just here.

Nobody wants to follow a loser. Your ego blinded you to the fact that your time is below average even for your age group, that there are plenty of women much, much faster than you. And you still claim you would be faster than a triple world champion. How embarrassing. The Germans have a word for this, Fremdschaemen.

[Sirioja]

From https://www.climbbybike.com/climb/Monte-Zoncolan/36.

Monte Zoncolan. Ovaro 10.5 km long, 1210 meter climb, 11.5% average slope.

In the Review section, one guy said he did it in an hour, another guy in an hour and a half (but said he could probably do it again in 10-15 minutes less). Sirioja, who I believe has said he is 50+ years old, did it in an hour and a half. Sounds pretty impressive to me. What would your time be?

I'm fully sure they would not be able to turn legs in the steep when Zoncolan is around 2 kms flat on kilometers 2 to 3 and 9 to 10, so 1200 meters climbing in only 8. 5 kms and 2 kms are more than 19% average. They are just able to read on internet but I will never see them on the steep. My average speed was 7.5 alone only with my balls when Sagan needed gruppetto to push him in less difficult top of Loze at less than 6 km / h and I m pretty sure I will be faster than him alone with my 2 balls, but if they want to climb Loze with me, to laugh a bit. But no followers on my climbing, just here.

[NiteRiderCal]

I actually think I had it this summer. Had some fever for a day and a half. And then a month and a half with some dry caught and tiredness and sweating after gym or sex. With possibly mild fever again a few hours. Though I didn't check. The dry caught was when I felt something down in my lungs. So typical covid symptoms. Weak ass virus if you ask me. I did test negative twice on rapid test, but I still think it was covid. Tanning and taking vitamin the was clearly the medicine that helped the most. As well as fish oil of course. Since there are essential oils in that which helps in the vitamin the uptake.

Your immune system are strong enough for the current virus. But I would have a backup plan.

The vaxxed people are training the virus to fight against human immunity. Sooner or later, this trained virus maybe deathly to your and my immune system.

[PaulInZurich]

That makes an ascensional speed of around 800 m / hour. This is very decent but really far from a champion. Take part in any amateur event with this ascensional speed, you'll have to maintain it for at least 4 or 5 hours and you'll be far from the first places.

You are too nice with him. Those are at best cat 4 numbers and I wouldn't trust anything he says anyway. I mean he writes by far the most BS, it's just incredible. It's just funny that he thought 1 h30 is a great time and he wanted to brag with that.

Here another example.

Kate ... when I made her crying on our discovery at Sharks on April 2016 when she was in this business since 6 years, tears just with words and she never forgot words...

Kate was a real pro in the business, in the good sense of the word. And the old, little, shriveled up Mr 150 W made her cry. Riiiiiight.

[PaulInZurich]

1 h24 full effort for average speed 7.5 ... when Sagan was not much faster than 6 on top of Loze and I m sure I will be faster than him in few week ends.

LOL, I see, you already went from 1 h30 to 1 h24 the second time you tell yourself your story. Tell it a few more times and you will soon have the KOM. BTW, top time in Strava is T. Pinault with under 41 minutes, top woman is van Vleuten with 48 minutes. You need more than double the time, almost double than the fastest woman on Strava, this should put it in perspective for people not familiar with cycling how pedestrian your effort is. If Sagan is at any point slower, it is only because he chooses to go slow on a climb.

... I wonder how many not Italian or not belonging to a Italian team professionals climbed 8 times from Ovaro and twice from Sutrio?

There are 8000 people with entries for the Strava segment from all possible nationalities. Your time is bottom 40% for the age group. Let's not look at the overall statistics because it would be too embarrassing for you.

Bottom line is you have W / kg ratio of 2.7 - 2.8 based on your own numbers. That is a number for below average little trained amateur, you would be spit out the back on any climb in a cat 4 race. It just shows how delusional you are if you think a triple world champion has a worse W / kg than you. Assuming that you are human, the same physiology applies to you too. Endurance performance requires many years of constant dedication, your number are what I expected from somebody who does less than 1000 km per year.

I found it really funny that I said a long time ago that you probably have an FTP of 150 W just based on the amount of BS you were writing. Looking at Strava with your time and your weight, whaddaya know, you are around 150 W.

[BigBuddy69]

From https://www.climbbybike.com/climb/Monte-Zoncolan/36.

Monte Zoncolan. Ovaro 10.5 km long, 1210 meter climb, 11.5% average slope.

In the Review section, one guy said he did it in an hour, another guy in an hour and a half (but said he could probably do it again in 10-15 minutes less). Sirioja, who I believe has said he is 50+ years old, did it in an hour and a half. Sounds pretty impressive to me. What would your time be?

That makes an ascensional speed of around 800 m / hour. This is very decent but really far from a champion. Take part in any amateur event with this ascensional speed, you'll have to maintain it for at least 4 or 5 hours and you'll be far from the first places.

[PaulInZurich]

From https://www.climbbybike.com/climb/Monte-Zoncolan/36.

Monte Zoncolan. Ovaro 10.5 km long, 1210 meter climb, 11.5% average slope.

In the Review section, one guy said he did it in an hour, another guy in an hour and a half (but said he could probably do it again in 10-15 minutes less). Sirioja, who I believe has said he is 50+ years old, did it in an hour and a half. Sounds pretty impressive to me. What would your time be?

For somebody claiming to be better than an active triple world champion, this is very, very, very weak. Even in his age group, he would not be in the first 60% of recorded Strava times. The estimated 150 W average power is very low, consistent with an untrained recreational cyclist. Just the fact that he is very light saves him from being bottom of the barrel. Guys who climb at 6 km / h shouldn't say they climb better than Peter Sagan.

[Turgid]

Unfortunately, people without comorbidities can also get very sick!

Well Pistons did not get very sick so he must have a strong system.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

LOL 1 h30 for Zoncolan from Ovaro, that is some really weak sauce. Thank you Strava for confirming my estimate. This is too funny.

From https://www.climbbybike.com/climb/Monte-Zoncolan/36.

Monte Zoncolan. Ovaro 10.5 km long, 1210 meter climb, 11.5% average slope.

In the Review section, one guy said he did it in an hour, another guy in an hour and a half (but said he could probably do it again in 10-15 minutes less). Sirioja, who I believe has said he is 50+ years old, did it in an hour and a half. Sounds pretty impressive to me. What would your time be?

[Sirioja]

People with comorbidities get very sick and some die. On the other hand there are people who develop no symptoms at all.

Some don't even feel they catch but some without known risk make bad reactions and can die. And medical only know so few.

[Sirioja]

LOL 1 h30 for Zoncolan from Ovaro, that is some really weak sauce. Thank you Strava for confirming my estimate. This is too funny.

1 h24 full effort for average speed 7.5 always straight facing the steep, not making curves for Italians technique to cut the steep, when Sagan was not much faster than 6 on top of Loze and I m sure I will be faster than him in few week ends. Everybody who ever really climbed a bit steep, not Furkapass, knowing Zoncolan is more difficult than Loze and I wonder how many not Italian or not belonging to a Italian team professionals climbed 8 times from Ovaro and twice from Sutrio? I did for my great holidays since 2015. I even decided to sleep in Zoncolan in my beloved old lady, I wish we will reach 600 000 kms together despite fucking particles filter when original and improved engine and even turbo seem still healthy and what a easy balance compare to fucking quattro needing to fight to control in each fast speed curve. When sun woke me up at 7 am, I was so sad to have to leave paradise of Zoncolan and Gentile, having to drive more than 5 hours through wonderful Dolomiti to Prato 25 kms to Stelvio 2760 high waiting for me. When leaving Paris on Wednesday morning, pit stop at Sharks, driving to Munich at night, climbing Sutrio side on Thursday, Wellcum on Thursday night, climbing for eighth time the legend yesterday. I really love my Summers I make, not only stuck at Globe with bad casting. You should go just to give a look to understand a bit better than only drinking internet, when the only truth is in the steep, you are able or not? 10 times on top for my passion and pleasure for my holidays. Who can compete here? And I look forward again on next Summer if I'm still alive.

[ShooBree]

For future use. The word is cough, not caught.

Who cares, get a life.