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  1. #10730
    Quote Originally Posted by EscapeArtist  [View Original Post]
    Actually your favorite girl at Oase told me that about how she was so annoyed at the off the wall bullshit conversations you tried to have with her. This was back when I was actually trying to be nice and actually told her that you couldn't have been that terrible. Boy was she right and was I wrong.
    Was it the same Oase girl who told me that you had a 2 cm penis? LOL.

  2. #10729
    Quote Originally Posted by MrHo  [View Original Post]
    There is a advancement in science world, apparently they are this close to developing gel type condom! I wonder if that is close to bareback as it is kind of bareback!
    Got any link?

  3. #10728
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  4. #10727
    Girlfriends are only in real life for me, what made my standards for my demanding level, not the craziest under cocaine after a bit more than 1 month at Sharks for you wishing for pregnant GF, I think she made fun. When I write about love sex, others are not able to understand, but my girls know and probably why they ask me not in public, when I never used the word love with any WG or even met outside, but trying to escape when some asked, when many think I m in love from my behavior and manners to treat them, reason why when I don t see anymore the good image, no more desire, even I really enjoyed with Katalina or EMA, but no more desire. My best FKK friend was not able to control love sex limit and often fell. When I see girls going with others, I can t fall, even you knew about others for your Sharks crazy, but not able to control, even a medical, with a crazy fucking AO with others. Our huge difference for our standards and ability to control.

  5. #10726
    Quote Originally Posted by Ararat  [View Original Post]
    I don't think I've ever heard him speak English (I have no idea who he is IRL) but he can't write. He should try punctuation and learn to construct sentences like the rest of us. I wonder if he is the same in French?

    It's a minor inconvenience to me. It's easy to ignore if you want to. If I see someone staring at Asians in the shower I'll know it's him. It's as if he's just as insecure as the shisha brigade. Normal men are there for the women.
    No need to stare but always surprised about kind of clit size in big bush, probably to hide because what would be shaved, like a clit or baby. From what I remember from what my mother told me, I'm sure I was bigger at 5 yo. Girls telling to make hole in paper not to have mouth full of hair, when I don't shave, not even my face most often, but no girl never needed to take a paper and make a hole to find me. When most of my new girls worry when discovering me, even tall ones, I remember one at LR face and eyes, sitting on the bed, so I try to joke to relax them, telling: I'm like Asian size. If you saw their eyes, showing me difference with their fingers, using their small one, and when they compare touching me, then making me growing, with round eyes seeing growing, so I have to be very careful to relax them and not hurting them, or they would not repeat with me when they say also very hard and fucking more than in 20's guys, not a rabbit, but I can claim to be a weekly repeating specialist when I'm faithful when I'm so happy to find one on my standard. I wish you understand my words.

  6. #10725
    Quote Originally Posted by Pistons  [View Original Post]
    God I hate condoms. Now they stopped making my favourite brand, and all I can find are either too small, or too thick.

    Anyone got a tip?

    Fuck the London baseball glove.
    There is a advancement in science world, apparently they are this close to developing gel type condom! I wonder if that is close to bareback as it is kind of bareback!

  7. #10724
    Quote Originally Posted by PaulInZurich  [View Original Post]
    I am surprised she wasn't paying you for sex.

    Let's see if I remember everything:

    - prostitutes always get orgasm with you, sometimes you are the only one with whom they get an orgasm.

    - stronger climber than 23% of the professional cycling peloton.

    - at the same time you think you are more fit in general than a triple world champion.

    - you think you are more fit than professional football players in the top leagues.

    - you make oxygen in the blood.

    - you think you are better driver than Lewis Hamilton.
    He doesn't always hobby, but when he does, prefers 50 euro stunners.

    The most interesting hobbyists in the world.

    Stay thirsty, my friends.

    [You prefer to post about another man instead of pussy? WTF.]

  8. #10723
    Quote Originally Posted by Sirioja  [View Original Post]
    I never heard with my real life girlfriends, but I hear so often in FKK..
    So civilians didn't tell you that you have a big dick, only prostitutes. I wonder why. It must be because, oh yes, you say that "prostitutes have small pussies". I am sure that is the reason. LOL.

  9. #10722
    Quote Originally Posted by Pistons  [View Original Post]
    It's weired how they tell you that right? LOL.
    Actually your favorite girl at Oase told me that about how she was so annoyed at the off the wall bullshit conversations you tried to have with her. This was back when I was actually trying to be nice and actually told her that you couldn't have been that terrible. Boy was she right and was I wrong.

  10. #10721
    Quote Originally Posted by Sirioja  [View Original Post]
    I never heard with my real life girlfriends, but I hear so often in FKK, I would say 2 girls on 3 , needing to be careful for fucking. About Asians claiming to be polite, but many sexist with women and frustrated probably from their size in front of women, when I m proud in front of women.
    Stalking a woman does not make her your girlfriend.

  11. #10720
    Quote Originally Posted by TankTank123  [View Original Post]
    Sorry, I was referring to the appropriateness of the character rather than the looks. French Inspector Clouseau (in my attached picture) from the Pink Panther series of movies is incoherent, boastful, trashes the English language, and remains calm when people are attacking him, giving instead off-point responses.
    Well mini size Siri like to talk about his size that he has complex about, fast car as S5 is not exactly the fast car to brad about and how he is better than professional cyclist and professional climbers which is bullshit and that prove it is all bullshit and low level children staff LOL!

  12. #10719
    Quote Originally Posted by BobNSuzy  [View Original Post]
    Part of the joke is whether or not people know there are numbers stamped at the end of condoms if you unroll them all the way. US condoms come in Magnum and Super Magnum I believe. I imagine the prostitutes in Germany have a small assortment of sizes. I think maybe I have seen them picking them up at the front desk or maybe that was some place else.
    Well I bring my own condom as I do not like the one FKK girls use, which most of the time is the one they buy as the FKK front desk!

    I like 0,01 mm condoms, but the problem is there is no size XL for 0,01 mm condom, Size L fit my length well you do not have to cover the whole length anyways and I prefer not to cover the whole length as it feels better, but the width do not fit at all and when I enforce it, it is like killing my blood and dick and it does not even work as dick ring LOL!

    I hear that Sagami franchised their technology to German company called Billy boy, but I believe Billy boy is 0,02 mm, so it is not what I want, but that is only thinness that Billy boy make! Sagami one has different level technology and by looking at their package, different manufacture set up, so I guess only way to make 0,01 mm condom is to build whole new factory which I imagine Billy Boy did not have money or had gut to do so!

    I live only having best for everything and it piss me off that I cannot use 0,01 mm Sagami condom knowing it is the best!

  13. #10718
    Quote Originally Posted by Sirioja  [View Original Post]
    she cancelled many appointments she got, because of me, not looking at time, when she needed so much love, even she lost money with me.
    I am surprised she wasn't paying you for sex.

    Let's see if I remember everything:

    - prostitutes always get orgasm with you, sometimes you are the only one with whom they get an orgasm.

    - stronger climber than 23% of the professional cycling peloton.

    - at the same time you think you are more fit in general than a triple world champion.

    - you think you are more fit than professional football players in the top leagues.

    - you make oxygen in the blood.

    - you think you are better driver than Lewis Hamilton.

    - you are trained to resist pressure, but didn't say yet if trained by commando Jaubert or 1st Marine Infantry Parachute Regiment or who else.

    - Albanian drug dealers were impressed by you in Swiss jail.

    What did I forget?

  14. #10717
    Quote Originally Posted by BobNSuzy  [View Original Post]
    Part of the joke is whether or not people know there are numbers stamped at the end of condoms if you unroll them all the way. US condoms come in Magnum and Super Magnum I believe. I imagine the prostitutes in Germany have a small assortment of sizes. I think maybe I have seen them picking them up at the front desk or maybe that was some place else.
    God I hate condoms. Now they stopped making my favourite brand, and all I can find are either too small, or too thick.

    Anyone got a tip?

    Fuck the London baseball glove.

  15. #10716
    Quote Originally Posted by EscapeArtist  [View Original Post]
    Many girls say that the hardest part of the job is the headache of having to listen to weird guys ramble. Literal headaches.
    It's weired how they tell you that right? LOL.

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