Rants and WTF are you talking about and Coronavirus!

[PaulInZurich]

I can sprint most often on 39/22 or 24 above la Garde

LOL, so it takes you a minute or less from La Garde to the top? Or you don't know what sprinting means? Which is it?

[PaulInZurich]

huge gap between easy Alp Huez.

If you would know a little bit about cycling you would have heard of VAM and how you can use VAM to compare performances on different climbs. But then again you still say that Sagan and the 35 pros that finished behind him went full gas on the Loze and that you are better than all of them. Oh yeah, you still don't understand what the grupetto is.

You must think that WVA is a loser because he almost stopped on the Alpe where it was only 6%. You would only think that if you would have no idea about racing.

[Sirioja]

Bla bla bla, nobody believes you. You just found out about the times on Alpe so now you just make times up, like you make so much up in your head. I remember how proud you were about 1 h 30 on Zoncolan Ovaro when you didn't know what it means. Go invent something else.

But when you never climbed, you are not able to understand the huge gap between easy Alp Huez I can sprint most often on 39/22 or 24 above la Garde, compare to Zoncolan where best climbers are often on 32 on rear, if you are able to understand the difference, not same world, when not written on internet. But, as I told you: when you want in the steep, for real, but I know I will never see you other than laying on back at Globe, when, even I lost one day, on Saturday, but I will climb my 24 highest ranked, Alp Huez being one of the easiest, but you can't know when only watching TV or internet, when real is on the field. Easier when they cut steep and curves using whole road, compare to my climbing on right side. I will try at night, to also use whole road, seeing lights. Come with me if you want for a sprint, on end of September. Around mid August for Gran San Bernardino, waiting for you.

[Mr Ho]

Bla bla bla, nobody believes you. You just found out about the times on Alpe so now you just make times up, like you make so much up in your head. I remember how proud you were about 1 h 30 on Zoncolan Ovaro when you didn't know what it means. Go invent something else.

The problem of this guy is that he only talk to prostitutes who will listen and nod as they are paid 50 euro per 30 min LOL! This paid experience made him think he is who he like to hallucinate he is and he just forgot that he paid for prostitutes to nod and listen as he cannot do much else in room LOL!

It is a form of mental disorder and lack of realizing reality and also being the stereo type of French as he fit right in to this we francaise mentality LOL!

[PaulInZurich]

I only wrote I was faster than Sagan who was at 6 km / h in very steep in Loze

And since you say you climb better than Sagan based on the Loze climb, you also say that you climb better than the other 35 pros (23 % of the peloton that day) who finished behind Sagan that day on the Loze. That 6 km / h means absolutely nothing, for example on the last climb of the stage to Mende yesterday they showed Bettiol and Matthews for about 100 m when they were climbing together at the same speed. For one they showed 15 km / h, for the other 11 km / h. Extremely precise and reliable.

I hear you passed once a grandma on the highway, you must think you are better driver than Lewis Hamilton.

[PaulInZurich]

my cardio performances and strength.

Bla bla bla, nobody believes you. You just found out about the times on Alpe so now you just make times up, like you make so much up in your head. I remember how proud you were about 1 h 30 on Zoncolan Ovaro when you didn't know what it means. Go invent something else.

[Sirioja]

Wait, you compare yourself with average amateurs now, when you say you are better than 23 % of the pro peloton?

Nobody believes you, I am willing to bet EUR 10 000 that you can't go under 1 hour on the official Alpe dHuez segment (13.08 km at 8. 4 % average).

Did I say below or aiming? When 1 h09 on beginning of October 2017 when my LR best FKK girl gave me mind on previous day on our last great Friday around Dusseldorf and I drove whole night to Alp Huez. And, among cars, I didn't cut steep nor curves but facing steep on right side, not same climbing. Big wind on top on 2018 . On 2015 or 2016 , Amelie Mauresmo climbed in 1 h 15, Arnaud Clement tennis player 58 mn. You don t understand much about climbing because You are probably not able to climb steep, but when Alp Huez is not difficult above la Garde, except sometimes wind on top, and everybody who really climbed can confirm You, when I don t train more than my Summer tour, so I have my cardio performances and strength, to be better on steepest like Loze or Zoncolan and Morirolo or Agnelo Italian side where I don t climb with Italians curves but facing the steepest for real climbing, when I drive for this. Not many climb straight like me, when You feel You are burning everywhere, furthermore when under sun with more than 40 degrees on bicycle. Loze is easier because higher and not so warm. With only 1. 5 liter on bicycle, even drinking more than 0. 5 liter before starting, but my very fit body lost too much water on Friday when I started under 42 degrees under sun.

[Sirioja]

And you must think that you climb faster than him since he is 70 kg and you are lighter, right?

Did I write this? When he is heavier than 70 , same like Sagan, and Quentin told he couldn t follow his 47 yo trainer because of his weight, when I think nobody would doubt he would be faster on ski. I only wrote I was faster than Sagan who was at 6 km / h in very steep in Loze, alone on discovery and with no products for me versus gruppetto pulling him and? For him. When I climb around 650 kms only on Summer, not more training. Good surprise about time told for average of amateurs for Alp Huez. Not a main aim because easy climbing above la Garde, but if I have time, at the end of my tour, I may make a sprint on evening when night fall, then can see lights and can cut curves like they did, to shorten distance and time.

[DrPoon]

Even though I left Japan at age 12 to attend boarding school in Europe, you must understand I am from big island so island mentality LOL!

Oh, colosseum is near munich? That place used to have the best line up apparently but runned and owned by Hells angels LOL! The return of Abdel girls LOL! Where did all the Abdel girls go?

What is Abdel girls?

[Escape Artist]

And you must think that you climb faster than him since he is 70 kg and you are lighter, right?

He's even less, closer to 65 kg or lighter. With his thinking, that probably makes him so fast that he turns the bike into a time machine.

[Mr Ho]

You keep saying stuff like that even though I've put up the evidence to prove that isn't true. I haven't been to all of these places, but on a future trip to Germany I'd like to correct that as much as possible. And Munich is indeed the nicest city in Germany, at least in my experience (also one of the more expensive ones for tuting):

https://www.fkk-sunshine.de/index.php/de/

https://www.saunaclub-atlantis.at/

https://www.fkk-club-in-muenchen.de/de/index.php

https://www.fkk-club-relax.de/

https://fkk-club-muenchen.de/?lang=en

https://www.fkk-colosseum.com/en/

Even though I left Japan at age 12 to attend boarding school in Europe, you must understand I am from big island so island mentality LOL!

Oh, colosseum is near munich? That place used to have the best line up apparently but runned and owned by Hells angels LOL! The return of Abdel girls LOL! Where did all the Abdel girls go?

[PaulInZurich]

Quentin Fillon Maillet, one of the best biathlon athlet in the world, more than 80 for VOmax, in his 20's,

And you must think that you climb faster than him since he is 70 kg and you are lighter, right?

[The Cane]

Now Hamburg is on my list! Munich I am not sure, I am aware the city Munich is nicest city in Germany apparently, but FKK there is limited I hear!

You keep saying stuff like that even though I've put up the evidence to prove that isn't true. I haven't been to all of these places, but on a future trip to Germany I'd like to correct that as much as possible. And Munich is indeed the nicest city in Germany, at least in my experience (also one of the more expensive ones for tuting):

https://www.fkk-sunshine.de/index.php/de/

https://www.saunaclub-atlantis.at/

https://www.fkk-club-in-muenchen.de/de/index.php

https://www.fkk-club-relax.de/

https://fkk-club-muenchen.de/?lang=en

https://www.fkk-colosseum.com/en/

[PaulInZurich]

average time for amateurs is 1 h 21 for Alp Huez, when I m quite faster,

Wait, you compare yourself with average amateurs now, when you say you are better than 23 % of the pro peloton?

I would aim 1 h and without their products

Nobody believes you, I am willing to bet EUR 10 000 that you can't go under 1 hour on the official Alpe dHuez segment (13.08 km at 8. 4 % average).

[Mr Ho]

Nothing gained! I'm so glad I ventured out to clubs in places like Hamburg (all up in a pretty German girl's Aryan anus), Munich (pretty, tanned Romanian girl pleaded with me to release the pressure of my sperm inside of her butt hole in heavy Romanian accent), and Cologne (cute Ruskie girl made me explode with her dirty Russian words). These are the memories of a lifetime gained by taking reasonable risks to venture down unexplored "back roads".

Now Hamburg is on my list! Minich I am not sure, I am aware the city munich is nicest city in Germany apparently, but FKK there is limited I hear!

Cologne I may do once I am back to nrw to try out new ownership of gt if it reopened and check out the owner joint oceans also to see if the gt closure changed line up at oceans!

But man, I like artemis, globe and palace LOL! I will add oase to the bunch I think, so I am improving LOL!!