Rants and WTF are you talking about and Coronavirus!

[Escape Artist]

I m able to climb the steepest climbings for my 20th Summer sporty tour to make once more my Summer great, facing the most steep lines, going 40 kms up. And You and laying on back skippy ZH? What real outside sport are You able? And I will have to brake not to take too much risk, not to fall when downhill, or I would easily go to 70/80 . Just matter of dynamics. Real sports making oxygen in blood help to stay powerful with girls. Then, no need pills, like I don t take ketons 90% professionnals take and other.

Collegiate Wrestler and Iron Man 70.3 Triathlete and have posted pictures and medals to prove it. Better than your empty and unproven words. Plus you will always remember how much I look better than you when standing with no robe next to you. I know you know it because we were both there. Me standing topless and you cowering in your robe, with arms crossed, insecure knowing you look weak next to me, not able to say anything when next to me, only to run your big mouth again after the fact from thousands of kilometers away. You can keep playing with your toys because we know you can't do anything without a machine to help. Maybe that is also why you talk about cars. You're nothing without machine assistance. Go do a pull up, oh wait, you can't. Anyway, cycling is not even a sport. Bring in coordination, defense, strategy, and well, what good is a cyclist? Not a real sport, just uncoordinated people trying to be good at exercising. It's exercising, not a true sport.

[PaulInZurich]

when I m perfect fit and weight to climb the steepest.

Perfect climber body, everybody's dream.

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[PaulInZurich]

Real sports making oxygen in blood

LOL, you make oxygen in the blood? That must be some alien physiology, from which solar system do you come?

[Sirioja]

That is the point, even next to somebody of normal height you look like a hobbit.

But when You know nothing about climbing for real, about gears according to steep, maybe not written on internet? About turning legs fast enough to make heart working to prevent so painful lactic acid paralyzing muscles, You don t seem to know more for topic here, when what matter is your tool size and power, also knowledge of women and skill, when at my age, fit and powerful from my sports, I don t need help to be hard for hours, as I also don t need products nor Cancellara. Ch hidden engine. You are lucky when since 1 year I proposed to give You a lesson of technique on the field in the steep about what is climbing for real, not just reading internet.

[Sirioja]

What does NBA height have anything to do with anything when we're talking about looking fit but you're frail and full of saggy wrinkled skin.

I m able to climb the steepest climbings for my 20th Summer sporty tour to make once more my Summer great, facing the most steep lines, going 40 kms up. And You and laying on back skippy ZH? What real outside sport are You able? And I will have to brake not to take too much risk, not to fall when downhill, or I would easily go to 70/80 . Just matter of dynamics. Real sports making oxygen in blood help to stay powerful with girls. Then, no need pills, like I don t take ketons 90% professionnals take and other.

[PaulInZurich]

I didn't see You are NBA tall

That is the point, even next to somebody of normal height you look like a hobbit.

[Escape Artist]

I didn't see You are NBA tall, only in your dreams, when I m perfect fit and weight to climb the steepest. And about places where we met, and even more in real life, really important is what women feel inside of them, to impress them for sex after preparing them with foreplay. And in real life, I m not told I m big. Looking forward starting my 20th Summer sporty tour when I perform so much faster than when I started in my 30's when I would not have been able to climb Zoncolan or Mortirolo, but I don t see many when I climb there, not many meaning 0.

What does NBA height have anything to do with anything when we're talking about looking fit but you're frail and full of saggy wrinkled skin.

[DrPoon]

Coming this fall: a BA 5 omicron vaccine will be required!

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[Sirioja]

LOL, what a bullshit artist when we literally stand next to each other in a nude club and I make you look like a weak little hobbit.

I didn't see You are NBA tall, only in your dreams, when I m perfect fit and weight to climb the steepest. And about places where we met, and even more in real life, really important is what women feel inside of them, to impress them for sex after preparing them with foreplay. And in real life, I m not told I m big. Looking forward starting my 20th Summer sporty tour when I perform so much faster than when I started in my 30's when I would not have been able to climb Zoncolan or Mortirolo, but I don t see many when I climb there, not many meaning 0.

[Pistons]

I'd have definitely guessed 30's for Escape Artist, for there's few AARP members around engaging in daily tit for tat insults or spliting hairs about mundane subjects. Time is just too precious at that point.

I'd have guessed the same for you, late 20's to mid 30's, and for the same reasons as above. That and the repetitiveness and simplicity of your arguments, "power corrupts," true but not everyone with power abuses it, far from it.

But at the end of the day you and your buddy have a lot in common and are quite drawn to one another. There's no denying that, and with same sex marriages becoming mainstream this should be a consideration, if for no other reason than so someone can get your government benefits at death. Wink.

It's lame when I don't know who you are. LOL.

[Escape Artist]

When your face doesn't look young, I don't say for body when I don't know, m

LOL, what a bullshit artist when we literally stand next to each other in a nude club and I make you look like a weak little hobbit.

[Sirioja]

Just like the other scorned one, like father like son.

When your face doesn't look young, I don't say for body when I don't know, but from my sports performances and I will try to be faster on this Summer, moving my flesh as we say, and my performances in bed, hard without viagra and for long time at the moment to succeed to finish, when I m in machine mode since 2 months, making me feel young in my still powerful body, Iseran started under 42 degrees was a good test even hurting heart but still strong after JJ and booster, and mind which is the engine to accept pain and keeping on beyond limits, even when your body, neck and head are burning in Zoncolan under sun, but climbing on the most difficult, straight facing the steep more than 20% , as long I will be able to improve. And I even dream of Mione Gentile 28% , when a 50 yo French made ironman in death valley CA under 50 degrees, when official competitions are forbidden when more than 44 degrees, death risk even for high level athletes, what was problem for Tokyo Olympics. But French products are higher quality than US or Asian.

[Escape Artist]

I'd have definitely guessed 30's for Escape Artist, for there's few AARP members around engaging in daily tit for tat insults or spliting hairs about mundane subjects. Time is just too precious at that point.

I'd have guessed the same for you, late 20's to mid 30's, and for the same reasons as above. That and the repetitiveness and simplicity of your arguments, "power corrupts," true but not everyone with power abuses it, far from it.

But at the end of the day you and your buddy have a lot in common and are quite drawn to one another. There's no denying that, and with same sex marriages becoming mainstream this should be a consideration, if for no other reason than so someone can get your government benefits at death. Wink.

Says the guy who wrote endlessly on the American Politics thread. You're just mad that I'm not a dumb bleeding liberal like you.

[Paulie97]

If we had 100 random people in a room, not a single one would have guessed you were in your 30's.

I'd have definitely guessed 30's for Escape Artist, for there's few AARP members around engaging in daily tit for tat insults or spliting hairs about mundane subjects. Time is just too precious at that point.

I'd have guessed the same for you, late 20's to mid 30's, and for the same reasons as above. That and the repetitiveness and simplicity of your arguments, "power corrupts," true but not everyone with power abuses it, far from it.

But at the end of the day you and your buddy have a lot in common and are quite drawn to one another. There's no denying that, and with same sex marriages becoming mainstream this should be a consideration, if for no other reason than so someone can get your government benefits at death. Wink.

[Sirioja]

Wow, a "technical" bicycle. Please say more. Did you actually manage to change a rear casette? Amazing, that is so difficult, I have never seen such a miracle being performed.

But everybody look, when most have 28 on rear on very expensive bicycles, but they will never climb Zoncolan nor Mortirolo facing the steep, even with electric gears, when I already climbed not far from 20 times and again on this Summer. Will You also climb them? Much more difficult than Alp Huez or even Loze or Ventoux or Gran San Bernardino, but You never climbed any of them, when since last Summer I propose You to live the truth on real field, straight facing the steep like I do, not Italian curving. For sure, if You are so heavy than Sagan when everybody who climb, know he is too heavy, then could be not for You.