Rants and WTF are you talking about and Coronavirus!

[Pistons]

Perfect climber body, everybody's dream.

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You mean every womens dream?

[Sirioja]

It's not a sport because it is just exercising just like marathon running. Requiring fitness does not make it a sport. Just a physical activity for someone who can't play well with others. Skiing is not a sport. Cycling is not a sport. Running is not a sport.

Football is sport. Boxing is sport. Basketball is sport.

Those other things you do are just exercising for people who don't have friends.

You compare NBA or NFL with cycling or marathon for level of effort? Just meaning you don't know what are efforts for these sports. In most played in the world, our soccer, players run 10/11 kms during 90 minutes, when I ran 15 kms in 1 hour when I was 16 and less than 50 kgs. Soccer players are now kind of dancers for me, compare to my sports.

[Sirioja]

At the end of the day when you have enough fitness to run, fuck, and fight; the most important thing is looking good. I can run. I can certainly fuck. And I most certainly love to fight. All that while definitely looking better than a wrinkly old hobbit, not that it takes a model to look better than said wrinkly hobbit. Basically all that cycling fitness bullshit is fucking worthless.

You fuck with what? Wine bottle? Under drug flying? When at my age, I m really able to fuck and I have impressive tool which can perform for hours without needing pills, when I m pretty sure you are not impressive at all in front of a girl. If you ever really cycling, you would know how it makes powerful heart helping to perform for sex, but you show us once more you never, when 180 kms cycling on ironman as far I know, in France for the most difficult in the world in Embrun, even not so famous than Hawaii but more difficult, climbing mythic so beautiful Izoard 2420 high from Guillestre, when 17 last steepest kilometers I climbed many times, are not the most difficult, but killing legs, so long kilometers before, close to the river. When body building is inefficient for real sports and for sex. Funny to see in brothels, body building guys but most with so small dick, quite ridiculous. Girls must laugh when discovering, when big round eyes with me and I have to tell most I will be careful to make them less stressed.

[Sirioja]

Your oh so great school didn't teach you biology? No organism "makes oxygen in blood" on planet Earth.

On Earth oxygen is produced by plants via photosynthesis. Are you a plant? There are as well some anaerobic bacteria which produce oxygen. Are you one of those bacteria? If you want to know how oxygen is used (not made) by organisms which respire read about the Krebs cycle.

The only thing I would believe from you is when you say that WG X was in club A. The rest is just an endless BS avalanche. Nobody believes what you say. I am baffled why you insist so much to repeatedly prove your ignorance.

Just come to see on the field as I proposed you so many times, when you don't know intense effort in high altitude increase blood power, I wonder why so many athlets go to high altitude to prepare to perform better. Even you read me also for girls, but you can't have same experience, when fit and sporty is also for sex.

[Escape Artist]

They looks like white guys just came from hunger strike siri LOL!

It's like what't the point? I do some endurance events just to prove to myself I could but when it's done, why go extreme and keep doing it? Ironman 70.3 requires a 13.1 mile (21 km) run and a 50 mile (80 km) bike plus a swim, but after doing it, I have no intention of ever doing it again. With the exception of swim, the more you do those endurance activities, the uglier you look. While becoming more cardiovascular fit for long distances, I lost muscle mass and don't look as aesthetic. And for what? If you can run 10 K, that's the most cardio fitness you ever need. Honestly a fast 5 K (20-25 minute) is probably good enough for general health and a long fucking session. Cycling for over a hundred kilometers, going up some hill? It's a waste of time where you get much better gains for time spent in other areas of fitness.

All those old guy cyclists, they're doing it wrong. They should be building more muscle mass as they get older while maintaining sufficient cardio fitness, not wasting it on extreme endurance activities that just ages them even more. Moderate cardio with functional muscle building with some attention to aesthetics is the proper way to age powerfully.

[Mr Ho]

Perfect climber body, everybody's dream.

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They looks like white guys just came from hunger strike siri LOL!

[Escape Artist]

As we were there at Sharks on last July, didn't I answer You for real? Really? And are You too old to forget what You told me about my writings about women? When I m not too old and still remember very well, even I didn't need You came to me once again, when I didn't even recognize your not pretty nor looking young face and I

At the end of the day when you have enough fitness to run, fuck, and fight; the most important thing is looking good. I can run. I can certainly fuck. And I most certainly love to fight. All that while definitely looking better than a wrinkly old hobbit, not that it takes a model to look better than said wrinkly hobbit. Basically all that cycling fitness bullshit is fucking worthless.

[PaulInZurich]

didn't You about Kenyans and Ethiopians?

Your oh so great school didn't teach you biology? No organism "makes oxygen in blood" on planet Earth.

On Earth oxygen is produced by plants via photosynthesis. Are you a plant? There are as well some anaerobic bacteria which produce oxygen. Are you one of those bacteria? If you want to know how oxygen is used (not made) by organisms which respire read about the Krebs cycle.

The only thing I would believe from you is when you say that WG X was in club A. The rest is just an endless BS avalanche. Nobody believes what you say. I am baffled why you insist so much to repeatedly prove your ignorance.

[Escape Artist]

I m not paid to be lawyer of cycling sports, but when You write this is not sport, You just show once more You never practiced and You are as reliable as your multi profiles here, when everybody doing sports know this is the most difficult sport, ask legend Teddy Riner, with marathon, but who run more than 4 marathons in the year? When free riding ski is violent with many shocks hurting body, even when not falling and heart can be in red zone in very high altitude, but You don t move your meat inside your body in same way. When You will return to FKK land, I won t say Zoncolan which need training for such violent effort, but try to climb 20/25 kms with 1500 meters up, Mont Ventoux is this profile and then You will be able to tell about what is sport. For me, they are very skillful, but golf, snooker, darts are not real sports, but look at David Coulthard performances in triathlon, after he sit in cars, when they can t breathe in many curves. Fitness in a room is not sport.

It's not a sport because it is just exercising just like marathon running. Requiring fitness does not make it a sport. Just a physical activity for someone who can't play well with others. Skiing is not a sport. Cycling is not a sport. Running is not a sport.

Football is sport. Boxing is sport. Basketball is sport.

Those other things you do are just exercising for people who don't have friends.

[Sirioja]

Collegiate Wrestler and Iron Man 70.3 Triathlete and have posted pictures and medals to prove it. Better than your empty and unproven words. Plus you will always remember how much I look better than you when standing with no robe next to you. I know you know it because we were both there. Me standing topless and you cowering in your robe, with arms crossed, insecure knowing you look weak next to me, not able to say anything when next to me, only to run your big mouth again after the fact from thousands of kilometers away. You can keep playing with your toys because we know you can't do anything without a machine to help. Maybe that is also why you talk about cars. You're nothing without machine assistance. Go do a pull up, oh wait, you can't. Anyway, cycling is not even a sport. Bring in coordination, defense, strategy, and well, what good is a cyclist? Not a real sport, just uncoordinated people trying to be good at exercising. It's exercising, not a true sport.

I m not paid to be lawyer of cycling sports, but when You write this is not sport, You just show once more You never practiced and You are as reliable as your multi profiles here, when everybody doing sports know this is the most difficult sport, ask legend Teddy Riner, with marathon, but who run more than 4 marathons in the year? When free riding ski is violent with many shocks hurting body, even when not falling and heart can be in red zone in very high altitude, but You don t move your meat inside your body in same way. When You will return to FKK land, I won t say Zoncolan which need training for such violent effort, but try to climb 20/25 kms with 1500 meters up, Mont Ventoux is this profile and then You will be able to tell about what is sport. For me, they are very skillful, but golf, snooker, darts are not real sports, but look at David Coulthard performances in triathlon, after he sit in cars, when they can t breathe in many curves. Fitness in a room is not sport.

[Sirioja]

LOL, you make oxygen in the blood? That must be some alien physiology, from which solar system do you come?

When You read so much on internet, didn't You about Kenyans and Ethiopians? When I wrote I was faster on Loze steepest than too heavy and even fat famous 3 times world champion Sagan, but I won t compare to them who are real aliens running marathon close to 2 hours when I think 2 h45 is already very good, but quite same technique to make work heart and if You really climbed, You would feel it and about lactic acid if You are not able to make your heart working high enough. Truth is on the field, on the steep, when You want for lesson 1 about technique for bicycle and this so difficult sport when best to perform is to put your heart on edge of red zone. Of course, when more than 20 % , even on 36 on rear when pros are on 32 , we are all in red zone, only for short times in not so difficult Loze, I don t think needing much in famous Alp Huez, but from kilometers 3 to 9 from Ovaro, most often up to Zoncolan, same for 3 kilometers above Zoncolan resort on other side from Sutrio and also often in Mortirolo from Mazzo after 3 kilometers. Not same sporty effort with heart on edge, or really in red zone. I was surprised to see some professionals walking to finish on really not difficult except gravels planche des belles filles short climbing, meaning they were not able to control in red zone, but exploded.

[Sirioja]

What is the quarantine status in Germany now? Do I need any vaccination certificate, test results or on-site rapid test to visit FKK? Particularly I am thinking about Sharks.

Covid is forgotten in brothels, even still active in EU. So many tourists are back to spend in my little France when not burning.

[Sirioja]

Collegiate Wrestler and Iron Man 70.3 Triathlete and have posted pictures and medals to prove it. Better than your empty and unproven words. Plus you will always remember how much I look better than you when standing with no robe next to you. I know you know it because we were both there. Me standing topless and you cowering in your robe, with arms crossed, insecure knowing you look weak next to me, not able to say anything when next to me, only to run your big mouth again after the fact from thousands of kilometers away. You can keep playing with your toys because we know you can't do anything without a machine to help. Maybe that is also why you talk about cars. You're nothing without machine assistance. Go do a pull up, oh wait, you can't. Anyway, cycling is not even a sport. Bring in coordination, defense, strategy, and well, what good is a cyclist? Not a real sport, just uncoordinated people trying to be good at exercising. It's exercising, not a true sport.

As we were there at Sharks on last July, didn t I answer You for real? Really? And are You too old to forget what You told me about my writings about women? When I m not too old and still remember very well, even I didn t need You came to me once again, when I didn t even recognize your not pretty nor looking young face and I prefer to focus on beauties and I was lucky to discover my best 2021 Sharks girl on the night, for real she started the chat, in a so under her level way, but in few seconds I understood it was just her shyness with me and when we started I knew we would repeat if she wanted and we repeated almost weekly when she was at Sharks. You run triathlon but You don t know about speed on bicycle? When at least, I know a bit about technique in my sports, when bicycle climbing is told by everybody to be one of the most difficult sport, furthermore when You climb for 15/20 days in a row, that s my great holidays, everyday up to one legend, climbing the most difficult on the most difficult line, not Italian curving, when I don t know how they are able to do this nearly stopped in curves, climbing topless and without helmet. My freedom to turn legs and make heart working in high altitude, often above 2000 meters, when I m not paid for this, but for my pleasure to be able to do it. When I should drive to close to Antwerp. Be for NL beauties, then to Freubad close to Bern on next day for my new full natural without silicon nor tattoo Romanian real beauty who doesn t know about her charm she can play, before really starting my tour at Aosta. It up to Gran San Bernardino on next day, for sure, better I don t drive like a Swiss or US snail or I will arrive at the end of my holidays time. Old 630000 kms lady will help me as always when I didn t find yet the good S5 , but I will need and even power improved between Paris. Rhur and Freubad or ZH on week end. My week ends huge datcha and I can t spend all my time on autobahns even I will have to learn to drive in different way, with lines versus weight inerty, not mine, and mono piston brakes meaning will have to kick hard and short time when not best stamina. Knowledge of technique always help a bit. When your challenge for climbing was just like playing poker.

[Mr Ho]

LOL, you make oxygen in the blood? That must be some alien physiology, from which solar system do you come?

This is getting beyond LOL LOL!

[Mr Ho]

Collegiate Wrestler and Iron Man 70.3 Triathlete and have posted pictures and medals to prove it. Better than your empty and unproven words. Plus you will always remember how much I look better than you when standing with no robe next to you. I know you know it because we were both there. Me standing topless and you cowering in your robe, with arms crossed, insecure knowing you look weak next to me, not able to say anything when next to me, only to run your big mouth again after the fact from thousands of kilometers away. You can keep playing with your toys because we know you can't do anything without a machine to help. Maybe that is also why you talk about cars. You're nothing without machine assistance. Go do a pull up, oh wait, you can't. Anyway, cycling is not even a sport. Bring in coordination, defense, strategy, and well, what good is a cyclist? Not a real sport, just uncoordinated people trying to be good at exercising. It's exercising, not a true sport.

It is amazing how you two met and came out unharmed till this forum LOL!