Rants and WTF are you talking about and Coronavirus!

[Sirioja]

233 words in a "sentence". Beats the conceptual art post from February.

What a follower, even counting my words, how much time do You spend following me and on internet? Maybe more than to drive to ZH.

[DrPoon]

Needle attacks in UK 1,000 cases so far and France 300 cases and some in Belgium.

The perpetrator pokes the victim with a needle and then runs!

https://apnews.com/article/politics-...d0b09f8a8d6cfb

[Escape Artist]

For obvious true, your face doesn 't look young enough for You to claim I could be your father, when You don t look in 30's but older face. If You knew a bit about bicycle and if You know famous San Francisco California street, I climbed so easily with rent bicycle, police stopping cars on crossroads when I was climbing, but downhill, I could easily be much faster than 70 , but at this speed, much more impressive than at 250 in Germany, even with big air shock when passing more than 100 faster. For 300, aim with prepared S5, I will need 3 lines because air shock should be quite violent when will be 150 faster than most, but as a good professional, will try step by step, starting at 5/6 am when free lines, so, easy.

Ramble ramble ramble. You sure have so many memories of my face and other dude's dicks in showers. So gay. Gay man old enough to be my dad but looks old enough to be my grandfather.

[PaulInZurich]

I remember on Summer 2016 ...

233 words in a "sentence". Beats the conceptual art post from February.

[DaVinci40]

Is a negative test required to enter Germany?

No. A negative COVID test is not needed to enter Germany right now. The negative COVID test requirements are set to expire on August 31st. There has been no indication as to whether they will continue to allow no COVID test to enter after that time or not. I'm sure we will know more as the time gets closer. My guess is that it will continue to be a no COVID test policy and depending on how the virus does over summer, perhaps requiring a test if you are coming from a high case load country.

[PaulInZurich]

I don t like to dance on my bicycle ...

You forgot to say that you are faster than the pros. All athletes in the entire world must be all so stupid, plus their teams and coaches and sport scientists, they spend so much time and effort in the winter outside in the cold or on the trainer to keep in shape. All universities with world class physiology departments should study how a mid fifties guy with no training is more fit than professionals.

[Sirioja]

So much rambling. Cluttered mind, cluttered car, cluttered perception of reality. It's an illness.

For obvious true, your face doesn 't look young enough for You to claim I could be your father, when You don t look in 30's but older face. If You knew a bit about bicycle and if You know famous San Francisco California street, I climbed so easily with rent bicycle, police stopping cars on crossroads when I was climbing, but downhill, I could easily be much faster than 70 , but at this speed, much more impressive than at 250 in Germany, even with big air shock when passing more than 100 faster. For 300, aim with prepared S5, I will need 3 lines because air shock should be quite violent when will be 150 faster than most, but as a good professional, will try step by step, starting at 5/6 am when free lines, so, easy.

[Sirioja]

Here you go again. The truth is, with your 150 W you would never outclimb him on any climb. You would never outclimb any pro on any climb. Period. When you made the mistake to post a concrete time on a climb it turned out you were below average for your age group.

When I climbed 10 times Zoncolan and Mortirolo, but I saw so few climbing, when You can see the train on week ends on very beautiful and long, 25 kms, Prato Stelvio, but Zoncolan and Mortirolo are on other level for effort, even in 36 on rear when professionnals are on 32. Few I see are curving, not straight facing the steep, but as I m not able, I dance facing the steepest because I m there for this, for the extreme steep, I drive nearly 5 hours from Stelvio to Zoncolan and my Italian friends think I m crazy French for only 10 kilometers in hell, for the steep, when You are only able to read internet. At least I made You discovering what is S5 , the only beauty being 2 doors, when even in ZH, I only go for beauties and wish again with virgin look when she will be back from France, even 510/90 is really too expensive.

[Sirioja]

You must really enjoy being ridiculed. No training for 7 and a half months per year, but thinks he is better than pros who are 20 - 30 years younger than him.

I don t like to dance on my bicycle among cars in Paris. When I decided on 2003 while watching tour I would be able to climb same than them, when I was never on a bicycle since 20 years, I bought one and just went. On first Summer, I climbed Tarentaise la Madeleine, Maurienne Galibier, Alp Huez, Malaucene Ventoux, not so bad and with a VTT with suspensions, not at all adapted. With age and knowledge, 20 years later, I m nearly 50% faster now in same and able to climb the most extreme, without needing to train out of my beloved mountains, just with my strength in mind, body and heart for cardio, able for intense, violent on some parts, efforts for hours and even under high heat, sometimes more than 35 degrees at the bottom when starting. I remember on Summer 2016 , arriving from Germany I drove from at night, more than 35 degrees under sun at Bourg Oisans, putting my best friend down car and starting on the NL famous, full charge as always, with only swim boxer, I didn't feel so good when I reached la Garde but with high heart rhythm it was not so bad, but just above la Garde, much less steep, so heart rhythm went slowlier and then I just had time to jump off bicycle, losing fluids from 3 holes at same time, sweating a river, fog in eyes, my legs couldn't stand up, after recovering a bit I sent message to sport medical center where I make efforts tests which are just nothing compare to my real sports, they told me under effort under heat my organs lost pressure, something a bit dangerous according to them, but less than 1 hour after, when I could a bit stand up on my legs, when I should have gone downhill very slowly, took car and went to closest hotel to drink and sleep, even I failed for the time and then I usually give up and try again later, but for my first day, I couldn't resist, I thought I will prepare for better tomorrow, climbing last 10 kms to reach famous Alp Huez and of course returning on next day very well prepared. Of course, I forgot to tell the end to doctors, but I wonder if most professionals would do, when I m not paid, nobody ask me in ear. And ski can be even more extreme when I can hardly walk with broken back, but I don t feel bad on skis. Passion and dreams, as long I m able, looking forward this Summer climbing tour and Christmas for ski for my best present.

[PaulInZurich]

As I don t pedal any kilometer from mid November til end of June.

You must really enjoy being ridiculed. No training for 7 and a half months per year, but thinks he is better than pros who are 20 - 30 years younger than him.

[Escape Artist]

But with my healthy body, I climbed under avalanche risk, so I chose to climb in rocks for nearly 1 hour at higher than 3000 , to reach Pers pass on top of Iseran Pissailla for a nice free ride on 1 May, my best run of Winter, with a bit of fresh snow to make my lines, when I relax my body on bicycle even in more than 20% steep, then not feeling pain, only problem being anemia after 15 days climbing the steepest every day full charge to try to improve my records, like I also relax driving full speed, at twice US or Swiss or Japanese speed, so relaxing for me. Teddy Riner would break in 2 pieces American football players, but he will never follow me, even in not so steep bottom of Iseran where he trained, making me crying when looking at him, like with your not fresh face look not looking young at all, You can t claim to look like my son and I m fully sure You should not hear often in your life women calling You pretty face with beautiful hair, touching your face and hair, what I don t like. 35 yo Megan. Ro, a bit Markle look, after a long time in business at expensive clubs Babylon Vienna then Casa Blanca Innsbruck, kissing all my face like mothers she is not do kiss their children, after her violent orgasmus at Atlantis. Enjoyable reaction, like my Swiss virgin following my advice for her France visit, except for her shit music. Wish my wow German will follow my advice not to touch her tits when she doesn't need, while her Turkey holidays, but visiting when crossing beautiful Bosphore as I advised her.

So much rambling. Cluttered mind, cluttered car, cluttered perception of reality. It's an illness.

[PaulInZurich]

with my exceptional cardio potential and resistance for efforts and versus pain

If you have such an exceptional cardio potential how come you were never in any race, sportive or grand fondo? You know, where there is an objective measure of results, not something in the "land of bullshits". There are plenty of grand fondos with heavy climbing where you could prove how you stack up (Marmotte, Otztaler, Etape do Tour, Granfondo Stelvio, Sella Ronda, Maratona Dolomites, Alpenbrevet). The downside I see for you is that these happen in the real world.

[PaulInZurich]

I will be able when would be difficult for Sagan ... at my age ...

Here you go again. The truth is, with your 150 W you would never outclimb him on any climb. You would never outclimb any pro on any climb. Period. When you made the mistake to post a concrete time on a climb it turned out you were below average for your age group.

[Sirioja]

And nobody would have argued you on that. But better late than never.

But look how are fit climbers and how is Sagan, when I never wrote I was faster than him on Champs Elysees, but where very steep for kilometers. As I don t pedal any kilometer from mid November til end of June when they open tops, only skiing, so I can only compete with my exceptional cardio potential and resistance for efforts and versus pain, so I m more performing in the most difficult, when I was able to ski with arm out of shoulder, or in Verbier down Mont Fort to Tortin, 1200 meters down, with perone bone almost broken, even tears were flowing, Swiss looking at me in big lift, but for both very painful injuries, I wanted to finish my day, even tears and fog in eyes, but when You really make sports, not only in a room, You are used to pain and You keep on as long You are able to stand up. When I crashed on July, when I tried to protect new engine I fought for 1 year to get and crashed on my side injurying shoulder, police told me I should go to hospital, I didn't feel anything, I only worried to save car and I did, even I sold after when I discovered how Haldex quattro was dangerous with Asian electronics. S5 is with RS8 quattro, not bad Haldex. When I will start my climbing tour, I will put bicycle out of car, check if pedals are turning and gears working and let s go up to Iseran, to open lungs, to wake up heart pump and to make oxygen in blood. After more than 7 months since Mont Ventoux, I will be able when would be difficult for Sagan. With this level, at my age, no need Viagra to be hard.

[Sirioja]

Whoops, converted wrong in my head. Yes 1 kg would be quite a heavy helmet. Converted from 0.5 pounds in my head and went the wrong direction. But that even adds more to my point, not wearing a 200 g helmet and going shirtless makes even less of a difference. In fact, his non aerodynamic head with a Bush he calls hair makes him less aero, probably offsetting any 5-10 W gain from stupidly not wearing a helmet going down hill. And going shirtless also makes one less aero compared to form fitting lycra. There's a reason why UCI requires short length bottoms and does no allow socks to go above a certain height, aero fabric adds speed versus going with rough bare skin.

Main point: stupidly trying to sound tough without a helmet or shirt would actually probably slow him down more than speed him up.

The point about American pro athletes was regarding the comment about power, not specifically cycling power. Obviously a 140 lb pro cyclist will outperform a 300 pound NFL defensive end on a bike, but in terms of raw power in the legs, not so much.

As for the poster of the discussion, I know he has old injuries so I'm pretty certain he can't actually ride a bike in a proper position in order to maintain respectable speeds whether uphill or downhill. I'm certain a flat back is not possible for him, and no way he's flexible enough to put out any respectable power in aero position.

But with my healthy body, I climbed under avalanche risk, so I chose to climb in rocks for nearly 1 hour at higher than 3000 , to reach Pers pass on top of Iseran Pissailla for a nice free ride on 1 May, my best run of Winter, with a bit of fresh snow to make my lines, when I relax my body on bicycle even in more than 20% steep, then not feeling pain, only problem being anemia after 15 days climbing the steepest every day full charge to try to improve my records, like I also relax driving full speed, at twice US or Swiss or Japanese speed, so relaxing for me. Teddy Riner would break in 2 pieces American football players, but he will never follow me, even in not so steep bottom of Iseran where he trained, making me crying when looking at him, like with your not fresh face look not looking young at all, You can t claim to look like my son and I m fully sure You should not hear often in your life women calling You pretty face with beautiful hair, touching your face and hair, what I don t like. 35 yo Megan. Ro, a bit Markle look, after a long time in business at expensive clubs Babylon Vienna then Casa Blanca Innsbruck, kissing all my face like mothers she is not do kiss their children, after her violent orgasmus at Atlantis. Enjoyable reaction, like my Swiss virgin following my advice for her France visit, except for her shit music. Wish my wow German will follow my advice not to touch her tits when she doesn't need, while her Turkey holidays, but visiting when crossing beautiful Bosphore as I advised her.