Rants and WTF are you talking about and Coronavirus!

[DrPoon]

As of yesterday it seems Germany has ended it's Corona restrictions but only until Aug 31. Anyone know why it's only until Aug 31?

The summer wave.

[Member #4748]

As of yesterday it seems Germany has ended it's Corona restrictions but only until Aug 31. Anyone know why it's only until Aug 31?

[Escape Artist]

You never climbed steep when you didn't even know how can easily reach 70 km / h downhill and I could be much faster if I didn't brake when I climb without helmet and same when free riding in rocks. Some professionals who weight 70 kgs with bicycle reach 100 , they are just crazy when nearly 70 is much more impressive than 250 in Germany. But you can't know when you never climbed when you don't have the body, not slim enough. About powerful, I will take a French for example, a monster in his sport, Japanese were afraid of him in their national for centuries sport, he would break in two pieces your big Shaq, he has more power in legs than all US football players, but I saw him training for Olympics climbing bottom of Iseran, it was just to cry seeing him suffering so much, when my last climbing was mid November in Mont Ventoux and on mid July, 8 months after, I will put bicycle out of the car and will climb up top of Iseran, easily for a old like me, when our Teddy Riner, a powerful monster, could never and not even able to follow me for 1 kilometer, but I would not compete with him to carry weights. Climbing really steep is matter of performance for intensive, violent in Zoncolan and Mortirolo, cardio and weight is enemy according to Newton.

No, I said that you can't do 70 km / h because you're small, old, and weak. Normal size humans can do this no problem.

Apparently you don't understand physics if you think the strongest 140 pound cyclist has stronger legs than a 300 pound professional athletes. Pound for pound the cyclist might have stronger legs, but when another professional athlete carries double the mass and is well trained, the cyclist gets snapped. It's called basic physics, drink some internet and learn something.

Thinking a 1 kg aero helmet is the difference between normal speed and flying down a mountain is not only delusional but also ridiculously stupid. You're 55+ years and have the fragile ego of an insecure 17 year old who needs to feed his ego. It's fucking sad.

And doesn't change engine oil for 30,000 km, man you really do have the mind of a 17 year old.

[DrPoon]

A Polish girl crosses the Texas border into the USA and is subject to a four hour long interrogation and extended pat down procedure. Still do not understand whey Europeans want to see the USA as it is terrible.

https://youtu.be/nBX5Wu6-E-c?t=1275

[Escape Artist]

"This one time I beat Michael Jordan in basketball."

55 year old guys claiming to be better than pro cyclists and ugly dudes claiming to date super models. This shit is hilarious.

[PaulInZurich]

If you watch the stage finishing on top of Loze reported by french TV, you have speed, so I could compare and was so surprised gruppetto climbed steepest at only 5 km / h, maybe because they had to push him to reach the top. Kreuziger is one day on and many days off since many years. For

Here it is why it wouldn't matter anyway. You didn't do the Col de la Loze after 16 days of racing. You didn't do 150 km that day before the col. You were going as fast as you can while they were going as slow as they can. Anybody who knows a bit about cycling understands that people in the grupetto go as slow as they can to conserve energy for the next days.

We can go a bit more in the details. That day Sagan was 115th out of 150 people who finished the stage. Do you really think you are better climber than the other 35 pros who finished the stage after Sagan? If weight is everything, why did Brian Coquard (59 kg) finish dead last that stage? BTW, he is a sprinter and relative to other pros a poor climber.

Here are some guys who finished after Sagan:

Roman Kreuziger: once 5th in Tour de France, a few other top ten in Tour de France, won Tour de Suisse, Tour de Romandie, Amstel Gold, San Sebastian.

Michal Kwiatkowski: world champ, Milan San Remo, 2 Amstel Gold, 2 Strade Bianche, plenty of top tens in classics, won Tirreno Adriatico, etc, while most of the time working as a domestique.

Andrey Amador: 4th Giro.

Do you really think you are a better climber than a guy who finished top 5 in the Tour de France?

Do you realize how ridiculous you are?

[Sirioja]

Not right muscles beat no muscles every time.

But to be lighter, I climb topless with no helmet, only with swim boxer, so I nearly fly. Insects crashing on skin are painful downhill.

[Sirioja]

No, you were not. Do you think you are better climber than let's say Roman Kreuziger?

If you watch the stage finishing on top of Loze reported by french TV, you have speed, so I could compare and was so surprised gruppetto climbed steepest at only 5 km / h, maybe because they had to push him to reach the top. Kreuziger is one day on and many days off since many years. For my pleasure for my holidays, I climb the most difficult and Loze is not one of the most difficult for me nor famous Alp Huez, for about 20 days, to make great my holidays. I look forward again on this Summer, as long I will be able to reach the top of Zoncolan both sides and facing straight in the steepest, not Italian curving. I may not have enough time on this Summer, but I don't forget up to Mione then 28% up to Gentile, look on your internet.

[PaulInZurich]

But I was faster than Sagan

No, you were not. Do you think you are better climber than let's say Roman Kreuziger?

[Mr Ho]

Major rule in warfare - Never underestimate your enemies.

Yes, tell that to Russians LOL! Look what happen to them LOL! They are showcasing their stupidity and un-organization and outdated weapons LOL! They surely underestimated Ukrainians will to defend their country and hey above all Russia simply do not have strong military, they just have numbers LOL! The sad thing is that they do have dirty old weapons called nuke, and they are mentally retarded so whatta recipe for disaster!

[Sirioja]

At your height, there is no such thing as a "long" muscle. Hahahah.

I'm bigger than pro cyclist but definitely good enough to beat an injured old man who's old enough to be my father.

At least from your writings you seem to know that you don't stand a chance on the flats. Even you know that you would literally have to hide behind a mountain to stand a chance.

And I see now you changed your prior writings from going 70 kmph to now "close to 70." What a tiny little bag of bullshit you are.

You never climbed steep when you didn't even know how can easily reach 70 km / h downhill and I could be much faster if I didn't brake when I climb without helmet and same when free riding in rocks. Some professionals who weight 70 kgs with bicycle reach 100 , they are just crazy when nearly 70 is much more impressive than 250 in Germany. But you can't know when you never climbed when you don't have the body, not slim enough. About powerful, I will take a French for example, a monster in his sport, Japanese were afraid of him in their national for centuries sport, he would break in two pieces your big Shaq, he has more power in legs than all US football players, but I saw him training for Olympics climbing bottom of Iseran, it was just to cry seeing him suffering so much, when my last climbing was mid November in Mont Ventoux and on mid July, 8 months after, I will put bicycle out of the car and will climb up top of Iseran, easily for a old like me, when our Teddy Riner, a powerful monster, could never and not even able to follow me for 1 kilometer, but I would not compete with him to carry weights. Climbing really steep is matter of performance for intensive, violent in Zoncolan and Mortirolo, cardio and weight is enemy according to Newton.

[Sirioja]

Point of information: German cars are known for leaky piston rings and oil loss. And this is due to being designed for high speed since the higher the speed, the more microscopic space a car needs between the piston rings and the cylinder since you want smooth running engines at high speed. Whereas Japanese cars are known for higher tolerance and less oil loss. I think the German cars say it is ok to loose 1 quart of oil every 1000 miles. A Japanese car will usually not burn oil for at least 5000 miles when new.

With my old Audi with 610000 kms for engine, I don't put any oil between services every 30000 kms, when pushing as fast possible as soon I can. When I bought another one which had 117000 kms, drinking nearly 1 liter oil on 3500 kms, I fought 1 year with big Audi and they changed my engine after I made all tests they asked, proving them not normal. They couldn't find the problem but put new engine. Audi tolerance is half liter for 1000 kms. You have to choose good oil for your engine and how you drive. In Germany, I don't see japanese brands following me, when I could not follow a Renault Megane RS if driver is able to accelerate and if I drove, I don't know how long would resist, but with cup prepared, 270 km / h, when I don't see anybody for kilometers at this sped in Germany, meaning you are more than 100 faster than 95% cars and big air shock when you pass them.

[Sirioja]

Professionals find them difficult at full race speed in the front of the pack, after they already done 2 weeks of racing and after 180 km that day. At your speed they find them easy. When they are in the grupetto their main concern is to save energy for the next stages. Here is an example: You bragged you did Zoncolan from Ovaro in 1 h30, when top time on Strava for a woman is van Vleuten at 48 minutes.

But I was faster than Sagan on steepest parts of Loze on my discovery before tour de France stage when he was in so big trouble, and faster on last Summer than on discovery, alone versus gruppetto of 20 professionals. Just try only to reach the top of Zoncolan, not with Italian technique turning but facing the steep like me and then, you will have my respect you can't have just being a follower spending time on internet when I m sure you knew nothing about S5 V8 before I wrote, but the only beauty is 2 doors, when my eyes are super trained for beauty.

[PaulInZurich]

not right muscles to be efficient for climbings.

Not right muscles beat no muscles every time.

[Escape Artist]

I'm faster on real average speed in France and much faster in Italy than in Germany. My real experience on the field when I drive many kilometers in these countries. With my big love for speed, except when close to 70 dowhill on bicycle and not feeling the grip, we need cars with much better balance and more rigid than US ones to be efficient for balance and grip on high speed. Tesla are not bad due to batteries position, but too heavy, too much inerty and not interesting to drive a computer, not a car when I love to listen to engine, reason why even gas exploding, I chose atmospheric V8 for future, when you love cars, you love mechanic nobility, not fake figures to sell and fuck people who don t know anything. For sport, just try Zoncolan and then You can tell when at the moment, You just know nothing about climbing, when they don t climb on triathlon. You can try Embrun Ironman with Izoard but this is not Zoncolan nor Mortirolo. I m fully sure You are much more comfortable gambling in Vegas when You are not slim enough for real climbings, when You should know I m less than 65 if You were a high level medical, even I agree muscles are heavier than water fat. Weight is the enemy for extreme climbings I love. Intense violent cardio when You have to carry your own shit and You should know long muscles are more efficient for this than round muscles, at least what all specialists tell. Why Sagan was never a good climber, too heavy, not right muscles to be efficient for climbings.

At your height, there is no such thing as a "long" muscle. Hahahah.

I'm bigger than pro cyclist but definitely good enough to beat an injured old man who's old enough to be my father.

At least from your writings you seem to know that you don't stand a chance on the flats. Even you know that you would literally have to hide behind a mountain to stand a chance.

And I see now you changed your prior writings from going 70 kmph to now "close to 70." What a tiny little bag of bullshit you are.