Rants and WTF are you talking about and Coronavirus!

[Escape Artist]

But You read me, like many others who would like so much to know who are my weekly regular girls. If not, You would not have written like You did fantazy about your room with Valentina, when my FKK experiences with girls, often weekly, are as true as my car one here could check, and my climbings are also as true, yesterday, starting with Iseran, I felt like something in my body, so good, maybe mountains fountains water I enjoy so much, today starting at 1 pm under 48 degrees on bicycle under sun at the bottom and 37 degrees on top at 1968 high, good test for heart for second day, but Cormet Roselend is so wow, before Gran San Bernardino 2430 for 14 July fireworks, maybe skippy here will come to climb with me with my manual gears, exactly same than on only real S5 with amazing V8 .

You ignored the part where he and others say that we have to scroll past 5 of your spamming post. Same said by strangers in the clubs when they ask about ISG. Everyone says the same about the strange guy who loves himself too much and spams the board with bullshit making it hard to find real information.

It's a rant's thread, not interfering with the actual content threads. Just let it go for freedom loving sake.

[Sirioja]

Keep talking about your V8, that will sure make you sound smarter than the gibberish english you vomit consistently.

But You read me, like many others who would like so much to know who are my weekly regular girls. If not, You would not have written like You did fantazy about your room with Valentina, when my FKK experiences with girls, often weekly, are as true as my car one here could check, and my climbings are also as true, yesterday, starting with Iseran, I felt like something in my body, so good, maybe mountains fountains water I enjoy so much, today starting at 1 pm under 48 degrees on bicycle under sun at the bottom and 37 degrees on top at 1968 high, good test for heart for second day, but Cormet Roselend is so wow, before Gran San Bernardino 2430 for 14 July fireworks, maybe skippy here will come to climb with me with my manual gears, exactly same than on only real S5 with amazing V8 .

[SethiatSpace]

Sadly you resort to "shooting the messenger" instead of being man enough to admit that;.

* you could have easily known that Brenda ≠ the 'Brenda' you saw because she doesn't have tattoos, piercings or glasses. (especially since you seemed very interested in her).

* you could have easily known that Sharks is boiling hot inside during the summer.

* you could have easily known that the atmosphere in Sharks is completely dead (the title of your post was "Dead Friday") with not many men around, and lots of girls just sit around chatting to each other, refusing to lower prices even though they are barely making money.

Obviously you didn't read the important bits since you started complaining about them. / sarc.

Fair enough, thanks to your PM I now understand the 'French James Bond Mountain-Climber' humor and irony regarding your "love session" remark. Kudos for that because more and more people are sick and tired of his constant self-congratulatory word-salad crap, although I doubt that most people understood your remark because it was so vague, especially since quite a few guys here want to give the impression that 'they are special' and get a 'better experience' than other men. Pro tip: a "/ sarc" or "LOL" at the end of the sentence really helps, like this example from Paul:

being man enough to admit that;.

* you could have easily known that Brenda ≠ the 'Brenda' you saw because she doesn't have tattoos, piercings or glasses. (especially since you seemed very interested in her).

* you could have easily known that Sharks is boiling hot inside during the summer.

* you could have easily known that the atmosphere in Sharks is completely dead (the title of your post was "Dead Friday") with not many men around, and lots of girls just sit around chatting to each other, refusing to lower prices even though they are barely making money.

I'm not shooting the messenger but you're taking this wayyyy too seriously. I couldn't give two fuck about Brenda. Some people said she was hot, I thought to myself I'll check her out. I went with 10+ completely different girls over these four days, I'll sleep just fine I didn't meet Brenda the no-tattoo-no-piercing-no-glasses girl. Yes you're true nothing in my description fits her description, I'll make sure to make amends to the gods with a virgin blood. Probably not in Sharks though / sarc.

Sharks being hot, I didn't remember from last summer. Also you might know that things change over time. And finally, I wrote 5 words about the subject, which may be useful to someone else going there now. Also not everyone wants to read 30+ pages on Sharks to find out someone said at one point it gets hots in Sharks, while skipping the million useless post about our frenchman. You're making a mountain out of this.

As for sharks completely dead, firstly I never said that. Also it was very lively on Wednesday AND on Saturday. And that's fact from real-life time there, not "it's well known Sharks is dead".

Pro tip: a "/ sarc" or "LOL" at the end of the sentence really helps
True. But it was a not-so-secret shootout, if you read my other reviews, I'm not delusional like some here, I'm fully aware these are working girls you pay to fuck and they fuck you over any chance they get. End of story.

I don't really take reports written by someone who confuses Brenda with a heavily tattooed, pierced chick with glasses and who complains about the heat inside Sharks on a July summer day very seriously. Poor and sloppy research nevertheless leads to good and reliable reports? I really doubt that, but you're free to believe what you like.

And who cares what you take seriously or not? Next time I'll make sure to ask for your permission. I'm posting my reviews for all, you're not some genius who knows what's what. It's a well know fact that if you don't complain about a hot place being hot, it means your reports on girls are so much more accurate. Smart thinking right there.

[SethiatSpace]

Meh, mine was an otherwise thankful reply but the tone was lost when certain parts were removed because I criticized said self love spammer.

So I'll reiterate my thank yous to SethiatSpace for his informative posts.

Yeah I think most people are fed up with this random dude who is at 20 k posts, that's how much he likes talking about himself and his v8.

I do come sometimes on this forum to read but I hate having to skip every other post because it's that guy again and again. Maybe he should invest in learning English instead of wasting all his money and time on working girls.

[SobeLizard]

Of course not, because that would be the old (pre-2020) rate:

2 x 30 minutes for 50 Euros each: 100 Euros.

1 extra (anal) for: 100 Euros.

Total: 200 Euros.

So yes, I do agree with EA on this one: asking 200 Euros for a simple Fuck & Suck with barely any good kissing is extortion or price gouging, because that's more or less reality on the ground in 2023.

For relevance: what's the last time you were in Sharks?

I have not seen Cane at Sharks for more than 3 years. Maybe 4 years. He just likes to throw his 2 cents and pretend he knows everything. I would not listen to a charlatan.

[Escape Artist]

Don't care about them. You have written reports and that is what this forums are for. To few of them here so I almost never visit anymore. To much talk about prices and a spam poster who are in love with himself.

Meh, mine was an otherwise thankful reply but the tone was lost when certain parts were removed because I criticized said self love spammer.

So I'll reiterate my thank yous to SethiatSpace for his informative posts.

[HammerTime96]

Get off your high horse buddy. Yeah it's summer, I'm also from the Northern Hemisphere and Paris is warming up faster than any other european city. Guess what, there is something called AC, I hope you have one in your office at work.

As for sharks, I have read a lot, I don't need you lecturing me. And I have been many times to Sharks before, so I'm reporting as I see it, no matter if you like it or not. And big deal I mistake one working girl with another working girl, sue me.

Sadly you resort to "shooting the messenger" instead of being man enough to admit that;.

* you could have easily known that Brenda ≠ the 'Brenda' you saw because she doesn't have tattoos, piercings or glasses. (especially since you seemed very interested in her).

* you could have easily known that Sharks is boiling hot inside during the summer.

* you could have easily known that the atmosphere in Sharks is completely dead (the title of your post was "Dead Friday") with not many men around, and lots of girls just sit around chatting to each other, refusing to lower prices even though they are barely making money.

As for sharks, I have read a lot, I don't need you lecturing me.

Obviously you didn't read the important bits since you started complaining about them. / sarc.

And finally if you were not so oblivious to anything, you would read between the lines on my "love session" to Valentina and understand what I'm talking about.

Fair enough, thanks to your PM I now understand the 'French James Bond Mountain-Climber' humor and irony regarding your "love session" remark. Kudos for that because more and more people are sick and tired of his constant self-congratulatory word-salad crap, although I doubt that most people understood your remark because it was so vague, especially since quite a few guys here want to give the impression that 'they are special' and get a 'better experience' than other men. Pro tip: a "/ sarc" or "LOL" at the end of the sentence really helps, like this example from Paul:

I had good room with Emma though. She clearly avoids clients she doesn't know, but after the first room she was very friendly. It must be because I look great and obviously amazing in bed </ sarc.

You have written reports and that is what this forums are for. To much talk about prices

Prices are a solid and objective metric and have a BIG impact on the survivability of the FKK business model. It's not without reason that SethiatSpace labeled his original post as "Dead Friday," because higher prices & poor service leads to a slippery slope of more clubs having trouble to make ends meet, WGs giving worse and worse sessions and asking more and more money to 'compensate' the loss of customers, which results again to more and more men staying away. It's a vicious circle, it shouldn't be that difficult to understand this logical chain of events.

On the other hand, reports about particular girls (unless backed up by overwhelming consensus) usually tend to be extremely subjective and depend hugely on the 'flavor of the day-week-month. ' Some Simp might be super happy by overpaying for a simple Laufhaus fuck & suck and leaving a raving report here (generally leaving out the important details like price and service obtained, and getting extremely defensive when someone questions this), whereas someone a bit more experienced and critically minded might write a much more negative report about that same WG and his session with her.

It's all about the merit of those reports, and unfortunately I don't really take reports written by someone who confuses Brenda with a heavily tattooed, pierced chick with glasses and who complains about the heat inside Sharks on a July summer day very seriously. Poor and sloppy research nevertheless leads to good and reliable reports? I really doubt that, but you're free to believe what you like.

So how much did you end up paying Valentina for your "love lessons?

Well?

[SethiatSpace]

He just wrote as a follower who repeat, when very professionnal Valentina will keep on with next after him. I worry when reading he came from Paris, but most French are among the worst for me in FKK. Except 2 , I avoid others.

Keep talking about your V8, that will sure make you sound smarter than the gibberish english you vomit consistently.

[SethiatSpace]

Don't care about them. You have written reports and that is what this forums are for. To few of them here so I almost never visit anymore. To much talk about prices and a spam poster who are in love with himself.

Yeah, other forums are a lot friendlier and livelier. I have contributed many times in the UAE forums, even met some fellow mongers in real life. I've written in Copenhagen forum, Sofia, Helsinki, Barcelona,. I didn't wait for the super intelligent beings of this supreme forum to help me out.

My session with Valentina had nothing to do with what I described, anyone with two brain cells would understand I was hyper-exagerating and just copying the style of the spam poster you're mentionning. At which point does one not understand that no working girl is going to call me "the king of kings"? And if she did, in what universe would I believe that? And really, "in a country without the best potassium", didn't trigger any reaction that I may actually be shitposting?

Whatever, I'm thankful for people who actually tried to help when I asked about Brenda even if I didn't find her (I'll survive guys, don't worry). Others can keep bitching about whatever is it that makes them happy.

[McGrath]

Get off your high horse buddy. Yeah it's summer, I'm also from the Northern Hemisphere and Paris is warming up faster than any other european city. Guess what, there is something called AC, I hope you have one in your office at work.

As for sharks, I have read a lot, I don't need you lecturing me. And I have been many times to Sharks before, so I'm reporting as I see it, no matter if you like it or not. And big deal I mistake one working girl with another working girl, sue me.

And finally if you were not so oblivious to anything, you would read between the lines on my "love session" to Valentina and understand what I'm talking about.

Don't care about them. You have written reports and that is what this forums are for. To few of them here so I almost never visit anymore. To much talk about prices and a spam poster who are in love with himself.

[Escape Artist]

What is this, a secret club? I'm looking for my own girls, read my recent reviews about all the girls I went with in Sharks, Samya and Oase. Wohoo, I chose to look for two girls in Sharks that were mentionned repeatedly here, sorry I didn't know you guys report about girls so that nobody look for them. Jeez. Thankfully you guys are not on the UAE forums.

Relax homes, the post was so heavily moderated that the actual message was lost. It was actually a thankful post to your reports before the edits.

[Sirioja]

Yeah, I don't understand these people, it's clearly a bad strategy because one man's "beauty" might be another man's nightmare.

IMHO it's a better plan to 'arm' oneself with good general knowledge like prices and service provides (in order not to get ripped off or overpay), and then just fuck the girls that you optically like, and-or have a good connection with. What's so difficult about this? LOL!

I just don't understand why do some people make their lives and FKK experience so complicated and run after hyped girls like Chloe, Cataleya, Brenda or whatever girl that the simps are currently drooling over. I guess it must be a tourist thing, as even on a German forum you can now see plenty fresh accounts making English language posts from love-sick-simps posting about those hyped girls.

Some who don't visit often make kind of home work reading here before visiting, so they want to see the stars. Since I started, when I was often informed about a new beauty but so disappointed when my eyes saw, I remember at Bruggen about Coco. De from escorting but not pretty face for me, when staff showed me and they were not happy when they saw my face and Coco understood, so I do exactly like in real life, just trusting my eyes to find a attractive image and not so easy in FKK even among 80 girls, but I keep on finding few high levels and still work for me. Also, when we really don't all have same meaning for GFE which is not only few kisses for me, but more image and behavior, for real GFE girl, then she really doesn't like You go with others, when I look for who looks and behave like normal women, others don't interest me, like mass of little Romanians at Sharks and not about height but image. More than look, I like so much when my followers don't like so much my girls I enjoy weekly, just meaning different guy, different way, different experience. I can only tip legendary Fleetwood Mac song on Rumours: Go your own way. Just same in FKK for me than in real life and I was not made to be a follower, even on my Summer sport I was so happy to start yesterday, under more than 40 degrees under sun at the bottom, easier to follow, but not my sport.

[SethiatSpace]

HammerTime96,

One thing I noticed on his recent tour is that he seems to only look for girls written on here. Hope that's not what most readers do. I agree that Valentina is great but I don't really recall anyone writing much about her before a week or two ago. And on my tour before him, if I only looked for girls written on here, I would have easily missed her.

That's my opinion about him missing Brenda too. Her best days are gone and the tits are starting to sag so she's not the genetic lottery miracle she was 5 years ago. Perhaps that's why he didn't notice her on so many visit. She was probably there but he was expecting some jaw dropping specimen that's probably riding a bit on her reputation and fame at this point.

Anyway, the dude is reporting.

What is this, a secret club? I'm looking for my own girls, read my recent reviews about all the girls I went with in Sharks, Samya and Oase. Wohoo, I chose to look for two girls in Sharks that were mentionned repeatedly here, sorry I didn't know you guys report about girls so that nobody look for them. Jeez. Thankfully you guys are not on the UAE forums.

[SethiatSpace]

This is nothing new: Sharks has always been very hot inside during summers, and even during the winter some rooms are very stuffy and hot inside. It might be shocking news, but guess what: it's summer in the Northern Hemisphere.

Spoiler alert: both Siri and I have been saying this for almost 1 year now. If you'd bothered to read anything here, you could have known that Brenda does not have tattoos-piercings-glasses, that Sharks is HOT during the summer, and that the overall atmosphere is pretty dead.

And of course she meant every word of that. / sarc.

So how much did you end up paying Valentina for your "love lessons?

For Sharks, I have read a lot, I don't need you lecturing me. And I have been many times to Sharks before, so I'm reporting as I see it, no matter if you like it or not. And big deal I mistake one working girl with another working girl, sue me.

And finally if you were not so oblivious to anything, you would read between the lines on my "love session" to Valentina and understand what I'm talking about.

[CleoMan]

One thing I noticed on his recent tour is that he seems to only look for girls written on here. Hope that's not what most readers do.

He he he. Me too.

About names. I forgot the name of a chestnut hair girl, green eyes, bad attitude ˜ moody service trying to upsell in bed and tattoo of a crown in the leg. Slim. She stays always in D4/ E4 of Hyperion map:

https://i.imgur.com/d7P7Kfx.jpg

Who know her name? Maybe Catherine? Kethleen?