Rants and WTF are you talking about and Coronavirus!

[Sirioja]

This dude claims to finger a "girl's" prostate. Interesting anatomy he seems to be teaching us. I'm pretty sure fingering a "woman's prostate" is not standard anywhere.

Sounds like he must have been fingering a dude's hairy asshole and loved every minute of it.

I discovered, making girls so wet so fast. Just matter of manners, sometimes with 4 fingers, from how girls trust You. German Pia at Bruggen proposed me to fist her when she got already 4 inside, but with her extra, I put off and stopped. Globe girls are too professionnal under rules now, so not best place for no limit fresh GFE. Got more pleasure on Friday and Sunday at Freubad where prettier and more fresh woman looks. No silicon, almost no tattoo for my 2 girls. Real FK and fingers were fluent with no limit nor extra asked when they got 200/60 from desk with me.

[Sirioja]

Funny, so your comeback is that I don't go to FKKs in Germany? What does that have to do with anything?

Come on, write something how you are better than 20% of pro cyclists and you run very close to the mile world record without any training. Explain how you make oxygen in the blood. Write how you "tune" your car when you don't even know what combustion does in a combustion engine. Complain about Germans and tourists and Asians that they are to blame for the higher prices in Germany when you paid 200 for one hour.

Mile 1610 m world record is far below 4 minutes, when I tell around 5 minutes with less than 1 mn 10 on 400 meters, not so difficult, and 3 minutes on 1000 meters when I used to be faster. And nothing compare to cardio on kilometers with 19% average steep in altitude. When You want, in boxer short and topless to see who is built for high cardio, when fat block heart performances. But just have to know on real field. A top level at Sharks is for less expensive than average levels too professional and not pretty at Globe.

[Escape Artist]

No look like Bavaria at Globe at the moment and no limit for my GFE when sensuality for sex, real FK, fingering her prostate and G point are not so standard at Globe where not many pretties and can even have bad room with pretty Sara for 300, but you don't know more than ZH, same than your internet rather than knowing on real field. I just wish I can repeat her quality, saving money for better quality than at Globe. My Freubad Romanian woman is also higher GFE level, also for 200/60 vs 300/60, when I'm poor.

This dude claims to finger a "girl's" prostate. Interesting anatomy he seems to be teaching us. I'm pretty sure fingering a "woman's prostate" is not standard anywhere.

Sounds like he must have been fingering a dude's hairy asshole and loved every minute of it.

[PaulInZurich]

Funny, so your comeback is that I don't go to FKKs in Germany? What does that have to do with anything?

Come on, write something how you are better than 20% of pro cyclists and you run very close to the mile world record without any training. Explain how you make oxygen in the blood. Write how you "tune" your car when you don't even know what combustion does in a combustion engine. Complain about Germans and tourists and Asians that they are to blame for the higher prices in Germany when you paid 200 for one hour.

[Sirioja]

He cycles a few hours for a few months per year, but in his mind at 55+ he is faster than 20% of the active pro peloton. Then he obviously had to belittle your running time, but it wasn't enough, he has to make an outlandish claim about his running. Since he has no clue about running, zero running since high school, he claimed an impossible time for a 55+ non runner. So if he posts such obvious BS, of course people understand that all his other posts about driving and how all WGs have their best orgasms with him etc, are 99% BS too. I believe him when he said he paid 200 for 60 minutes for a girl in Sharks. He forgot all the time he was blaiming everybody else (it's the Germans!, it's the tourists!, it's the Asians!) for the price increases.

No look like Bavaria at Globe at the moment and no limit for my GFE when sensuality for sex, real FK, fingering her prostate and G point are not so standard at Globe where not many pretties and can even have bad room with pretty Sara for 300, but you don't know more than ZH, same than your internet rather than knowing on real field. I just wish I can repeat her quality, saving money for better quality than at Globe. My Freubad Romanian woman is also higher GFE level, also for 200/60 vs 300/60, when I'm poor.

[PaulInZurich]

made a run with S5 pushing to 7000 tours from Malaucene up to Mont Serein where they closed and didn't feel lack of power,

Fact: all combustion engines lose power with altitude. Fact: turbo or supercharged engines lose less power with altitude than naturally aspirated engines. You might not have felt it, but at 2000 m altitude a combustion engine has less power than at sea level. Reality trumps feelings. Hint: look up what combustion means, or maybe you don't know how engines work.

[Sirioja]

Just cycling uphill for an hour or two is not such an amazing feat, despite you trying to convince yourself otherwise. It makes a huge difference how fast you go. There are thousands and thousands of people who post their rides on Strava and you are not even in the first half of the 55-65 age group based on times recorded on Strava.

Congratulations for realizing that a 5 minutes max effort is not the same as an hour effort. The difference in intensity is huge. Since you have never been on a running track since high school, there is absolutely zero chance that you run a mile in 5:00 minutes at age 55. Even more so when you said that you have a ticker problem.

I certainly believe that you don't train. Serious amateur runners run all year long, in the peak preparation phase for a race they run 50 - 100 km per week, with at least one session a hard interval session. That means running 400 m, 800 m, 1 k repeats over and over again. If you don't puke during the session you didn't run hard enough.

Since one of your arguments for a 5 minute mile is that I don't know Freubad (when I never said I did), here is an unrelated point from my side. With all your talk about cars and tuning, you clearly don't understand how engines work when you said that turbo or supercharged engines lose more power with altitude compared to naturally aspirated engines. Dunning Kruger effect.

As You say, others train for many kilometers to climb, when bicycle will stay sleeping in back of S5 from end of my tour, on yesterday evening, made a run with S5 pushing to 7000 tours from Malaucene up to Mont Serein where they closed and didn't feel lack of power, same like when I pushed up to Stelvio faster than motorbikes, but can pass with bicycle up to Ventoux, to test engine before big preparation on next Saturday for more power and flexifuel when I saw E85 for 0. 73 on Friday on RN19 on my way to Freubad and yesterday not far from Ventoux, until next beginning of July, and I don't climb uphill, but only most difficult legends motivating my passion, without training for about 8 months. Start on this high heat Summer was very injuring my organism, but I finish quite strong my tour, when I didn't see anybody else in Ovaro up to Zoncolan, the most difficult face even 3 last kilometers from Sutrio are with 22% steep, nor Mazzo up to Mortirolo which was closed for cars and when I see, they make curves, when I climb straight facing the steep, as told legendary Colin Chapman, light help. When I didn't run much since I was 16 , but I never forgot and starting with 1 track turn on easy 1 minute 10 just to warm up feet, then on next day 1000 meters in around 3 minutes and 2 days later, should not be too difficult to be not far from 5 minutes on 1610 meters, when 7 minutes 50 is kind of fast walking and is really far below climbing for hours and facing 20% steep, not at all same cardio effort, furthermore with high altitude when he doesn't fast walk in Denver, but as I proposed You on so many times, just come to experience the real field, same like for Freubad when only lowest level like Fathia move to Globe, when great looks far higher than at Globe on this week end from what I saw on the real field on Friday evening with slow business. Your internet is not real field. So many fakes on internet, when You can come to check on the field.

[PaulInZurich]

What's funny for me is that I started this with a simple statement of still running 5 K in 24 minutes, around a sub 8 minute mile pace. Nothing special, but pretty good for anyone just trying to stay in shape as we all grow older.

Then here comes along this dude who we know is out of touch with reality boasting of running sub 5 minute miles at nearly 60 years of age. ... but this dude just completely ignores biological reality. To put it in perspective, the United States Marines Corp ranks 20 year old enlisted men running 5 K at 8 minute miles as second tier and 40 year old marines running at 8 minute pace are regarded as first tier in their annual physical fitness test.

At one point I just thought he was a socially weird narcissist, but as the years go on, it's apparent that he's gone completely out of his mind.

He cycles a few hours for a few months per year, but in his mind at 55+ he is faster than 20% of the active pro peloton. Then he obviously had to belittle your running time, but it wasn't enough, he has to make an outlandish claim about his running. Since he has no clue about running, zero running since high school, he claimed an impossible time for a 55+ non runner. So if he posts such obvious BS, of course people understand that all his other posts about driving and how all WGs have their best orgasms with him etc, are 99% BS too. I believe him when he said he paid 200 for 60 minutes for a girl in Sharks. He forgot all the time he was blaiming everybody else (it's the Germans!, it's the tourists!, it's the Asians!) for the price increases.

[Sirioja]

I always sucked at basketball. It's a gay mans sport.

With football, I have an ancle injury that hurts my barefoot shooting, but I am still a million times better than you.

I don't agree for basket ball which is more violent than football soccer with now dancers like Neymar. I loved to play football when I was a child and was able to run more and longer than others, but I'm much less interested now, when too much theater on the field, falling like little girls, when I don't see this at basket ball, even other than NBA, nor rugby. I don't think I will watch much of Quatar world cup which is climax of shame for what became football = not anymore a game, when I ran after ball like my beloved dog, but ready for anything all for money now with Gianni Infantino who is a shame. When I was 15, when we played twice 40 minutes, but I ran more kilometers than lazy superstars Neymar, Messi and Mbappe. I know Quatar give big money to Paris and not only for football, but in my opinion, I would prefer they return home with their way to behave. Paris would survive to their leaving.

[Escape Artist]

Hardly, cause we only played to 15 each set. But its true I did beat you easily.

Once again your recollection of reality is as bad as your delusional internet father Sirioja. Two peas in a pod. Tick tock buddy, as every day goes by, you become more and more like him. What I'm still not sure of is if like him, you fabricate a scenario in your head then later convince yourself for it to be true or you are just one of those liars who always know they are lying and just stick to the lie once you start it.

[Sirioja]

If the French Mountain Climbing Idiot with obvious psychological problems is allowed to post his verbal diarrhoea here without any useful specifics like names of girls, then why should I post useful stuff if all my posts are censored by the "so-called moderators" here? LOL!

This is why I no longer post any details about girls, LOL! This is my first step, the next step will be that I won't post anything anymore at all, and just freeload on the free information that other people post! LOL!

All of Siri's posts are cryptic ramblings in barely unintelligible 'English' without any useful specifics like names of girls, but instead lot's of details about the Audi car he masturbates over, or the so-called mountain climbing, or bicycle riding.

This post for instance:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...area&p=2762530#post2762530.

No names of girls, just general bullshit about "beauties" that anyone can invent and post.

Obviously he's a very scared, very insecure and very jealous person, who does not like to share anything useful in his 19 k posts and obviously all the "so-called moderators" here are part of the Deep State Epstein-Honey-Trap ISG scam. .

You need to know who are girls I go with? Like many other followers, when I don't need nor ask who are your girls, when I'm able to choose on my own, but did You try German Vanessa and Sofi, Barbi and ex Palace superstar Marta. Col, I listed. I experienced too many times french, German, US and Japanese guys bullshiting my girls, as told me busiest superstar in Bruggen, she never saw other guy with such jealousy from other guys, when she got so many guys at Velbert and Bruggen.

[Pistons]

Considering that you're blind as shit and I once saw you mistaken a 32 year old pancake tits woman standing right in front you of you for a 25 year old baddie you just roomed with I'm sure in your mind that 9/10 was an ugly dude with a hairy ass. Or just another line of bullshit from the Pistons-Sirioja alternate dimension.

Yeah yeah, keep living the lies. You are a lost case anyhow.

[Pistons]

Translation: "My pussy hurts."

Injuries don't change being uncoordinated. Hell I remember being up 19-9 in ping pong and letting this loser win because he was so pathetic he couldn't even return a real serve.

Hardly, cause we only played to 15 each set. But its true I did beat you easily.

[Escape Artist]

I always sucked at basketball. It's a gay mans sport.

With football, I have an ancle injury that hurts my barefoot shooting, but I am still a million times better than you.

Translation: "My pussy hurts."

Injuries don't change being uncoordinated. Hell I remember being up 19-9 in ping pong and letting this loser win because he was so pathetic he couldn't even return a real serve.

[Escape Artist]

I just fucked a 9/10 girl last night. For free.

Considering that you're blind as shit and I once saw you mistaken a 32 year old pancake tits woman standing right in front you of you for a 25 year old baddie you just roomed with I'm sure in your mind that 9/10 was an ugly dude with a hairy ass. Or just another line of bullshit from the Pistons-Sirioja alternate dimension.