Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[MonkeyPaw]

I haven't even met her but I can tell you that Pang has a nice tush and legs.

Pro Tip: if you are sitting at a bar and can't see a girl below the waist, look at her arms. Flabby arms = big arse. Toned biceps = pert ass and nice legs. Test it out if you don't believe me.

MP can correct me if I'm wrong. But I'm not. 😁.

Enjoy. G.

So yeah, I do the Go Go thing and I do it quite well I think. Online, I'm learning to filter out the filter, if you know what I mean. I really hate those apps. They make can make Whoopi Goldgberg or Kim McGuire look hot. If you don't know who they these two women are please Google them. So these are my steps in snagging online girls.

1. Go with what they give you initially, even if it's only 1 pic on their profile. If you like it, go to step 2.

2. Look at the height weight. I have a max of 49 kilos (and that's for taller girls) and 29 years of age on my TF search standards. It's because I know they deflate those numbers. Typically, I'm around the 40-46 kilo range with 20-25 year olds. But when in doubt, go back to step 1 and look at those pics and compare what they list. If it's consistent with what my experiences have been and match the body types from what I know, go step 3.

3. Throw out a fair number 1500 is my norm or give them their asking price. This will get you to step 4.

4. Get the LINE so you can further inspect other pics. If there are no pics on LINE or posts to back up step 2, I ask for them. If they don't send, this is where it ends. If any pics are inconsistent to step 2 or are "off. " It's a dead deal.

Reason for all these steps is that I'm too nice in person and even on video chat. BB and others will tell you, I can walk into a GoGo bar and there will be 0 customers and bunch of old fuglies dancing. I can't just walk out because I feel bad for them. I will sit and buy a drink and finish in 5 minutes and try to play it off. Same with a bait and switch unless its the opposite sex that shows up. So yes, I've learned to look at arms, chat about what they like to eat just to screen their asses more.

Same girl in the pics below. She nabbed me with her first pic. She got X'ed out after she provided her info at Step 4. Look at those thighs in the bikini. Scary thing is that I think it was taken at my condo complex. And look at her profile background, pizza really? She will not being seeing any of the meat this day!

[MonkeyPaw]

I haven't even met her but I can tell you that Pang has a nice tush and legs.

Pro Tip: if you are sitting at a bar and can't see a girl below the waist, look at her arms. Flabby arms = big arse. Toned biceps = pert ass and nice legs. Test it out if you don't believe me.

MP can correct me if I'm wrong. But I'm not. 😁.

Enjoy. G.

I don't know about the rest of Pang's body but her face and upper body rate a 9/10 at least!

Show me Pang when I'm back! I don't remember her from Palace.

So I'm not her pimp, and she's self advertising on ThaiFriendly. She's just one of those "rarely replies to messages" girls. However when I message her on ThaiFriendly, and we have a lengthy back and forth conversation, it takes that designation away temporarily because the percentage is now thrown off. I've done pretty much everything to this poor girl, so meeting her now is not a priority. She's part of the "haves" not the "have nots" when it comes to money. She worked Whats Up, not Palace. But she lives with a blood sister who works at Palace. I've been with her 20 year old sister as well and she is a dud in bed. Probably a step or two above Lala from Sapphire. I even told Pang about her sister, but was told because she was only 19 at the time when I took her from Palace. Both were last spotted at Pin Up pre-COVID shutdown. Body is accurate at 5'2 101 on TF. Her sister is taller, maybe 5'4 and 100. Boobs are small on both but perky. Pang is the wilder of the two, but for the right price. Not sure what 1500 gets you from her.

[Goferring]

I don't know about the rest of Pang's body but her face and upper body rate a 9/10 at least!

I haven't even met her but I can tell you that Pang has a nice tush and legs.

Pro Tip: if you are sitting at a bar and can't see a girl below the waist, look at her arms. Flabby arms = big arse. Toned biceps = pert ass and nice legs. Test it out if you don't believe me.

MP can correct me if I'm wrong. But I'm not. 😁.

Enjoy. G.

[Chacal60]

I don't know about the rest of Pang's body but her face and upper body rate a 9/10 at least!

Mr. E is right. In the past, I paid over 8000 including barfine and drinks for this girl Pang that worked What's Up and Pin Up (most recent). XXL got her for 1500 baht plus shrimp fried rice. So I have to eat my own words. The devil is definitely in the details. Not sure is she qualifies as a 10 or a 1. But if you are wondering how dry it is in Pattaya, Pang is a good example of what 1500 baht can get you when you feed the right person.

[XXL]

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Rarely from my shopping experience, it is done intentionally what is intentional is if you don't know prices you see ads 50% plus off what they have done is raise it 50% and then give you 50% off I see it daily. You get those buy 2 and get one free stuff, you think you are getting something but you are just buying one more you don't really need and getting an extra that you don't need either.

It's a bit like this 1-card frequent buyer card in Central. I would get, say minus 70 baht on a 500-baht purchase one day. Then 10 days in a row I would get no discount at all. Upon inquiry about the validity of my 1-card but they would tell me it was still valid and there was nothing wrong with it. What was happening? Maybe they gave me some discounts in the days following membership, then switched off all discounts.

Whatever, one thing that amazes me most when I'm back in Europe is how cheap shopping for food in Europe is compared to Thailand. In Europe I can fill a shopping cart to the brim with 50 euros. In TH the same amount will get me little. Of course I shouldn't be buying imported stuff in TH, right? But what is there to buy in a supermarket that is worth buying and produced in Thailand? Rice and chicken? TH has the strongest currency in Asia and is still imposing punitive custom duties on imported basic food. Macadam nuts FROM AUSTRALIA 4x more expensive in TH than in Europe. Avocados the price of beef. Dairy products a luxury item.

Luckily, eating out in TH is cheap.

[LittleBigMan]

It always seems as if another member such as XXL or FL Hawk mentions about a decent experience with a girl I set them up with, this guy here has something to say. And it's always about "well. If it's not BBFS + CIP then it's not worth mentioning. " Sometimes, I think, "Give it a rest and crawl back to whatever hole," but this is all entertainment. And some should keep entertaining us other ways, because it's obviously not from contributions and reviews of girls. Did I run into this somebody recently and made him mad? Just the other day, I was at 7-11 near Central Festival on Beach Road, and there was an older farrang gentleman in his mid to late 60's standing in front of the sandwich cooler, trying to figure out what he was going to eat. He pointed to these grilled cheese sandwiches that had yellow stickers on them showing 17.50 instead or the normal 35 baht, because he wasn't sure what it meant. I told him they were half off because they only had 2 days before expiration, but you can probably freeze them. He said thank you, but was too slow. I reached past him and grabbed both of the grilled cheese sandwiches that were discounted. The rest that was in the cooler were at full price. He looked at me baffled. Then, I saw my favorite CP Shrimp burgers (which are very difficult to find at most 7-11's). I turn to him and told him these were yummy as well. "Hey Mister, this is also a good choice too. " Gave him a sec to digest that. And then, I proceeded to take and buy all CP Shrimp burgers that was on the shelf. He took too long. This reminded me of the whole Monkeypaw and the Go Go bar girls thing. Went home, and wonder who was that guy and did that guy get upset?

P.S. Anybody knows why Villa Market always two prices for the same items in diff parts of the same store? Is this another Thailand scam?

From my experience it has more to do with education and Thais just following what they are told to do basically no question asked? This is why at grocers like Villa, Tops, Foodland, Big see, Lotus even the hardware stores like Homepro you will find similar. They just stocked stuff it in although they might be overlapped forget to remove the price labels. How many times you think you are getting one price and then check out it is different not being cheap that is why I take the time to check the prices when they ring it up.

I buy popcorn at 7/11 the one that says " New York " 18 baht, the other day I was at Tops (Khao Noi) I saw the same popcorn slightly bigger bag 89 baht. I took the bag up to customer service counter ask the lady why is this item 89 baht when it is only 18 baht at 7/11, she stared at me the stare that they give under their breath they are saying " fucking know it all Farang who is he to question us this is Thailand look " She says it's from America! I showed her the bag yes it says New York but it isn't from New York it means New York style made in Thailand!

Rarely from my shopping experience, it is done intentionally what is intentional is if you don't know prices you see ads 50% plus off what they have done is raise it 50% and then give you 50% off I see it daily. You get those buy 2 and get one free stuff, you think you are getting something but you are just buying one more you don't really need and getting an extra that you don't need either.

[EihTooms]

To be precise she asked and got 1500 + 150 taxi money.

From her pic, that sounds about right. In Bangkok, that is. I haven't been to Pattaya in months, so I don't know how realistic it would be to think many guys would give her as much as, say, 3,000 baht for ST very often. Plus barfine and a couple of drinks? Might be a stretch. Occassionally, maybe. With certain customers. But regularly and often?

She looks good. Maybe 500 baht more than 1,500 baht max for an upfront agreement to provide a True GFE/Real Sex. Of course, in my situation, if she said No to an upfront agreement for that, I'd have to walk away anyway even for 1,000 baht all in.

So if Mr. E gets her for his usual 1,000 baht for LT and gets BBFS+CIP with her after zero discussion about it at any time, as he said he or anybody could, that would be impressive and a pretty good deal in Pattaya. Unless it started at 4am after she came stumbling out of a bar or something like that. Then I'd probably take a pass on it for almost any price or agreement. But that's me.

[Banana Boi]

Show me Pang when I'm back! I don't remember her from Palace.

[XXL]

Mr. E is right. In the past, I paid over 8000 including barfine and drinks for this girl Pang that worked What's Up and Pin Up (most recent). XXL got her for 1500 baht plus shrimp fried rice. So I have to eat my own words. The devil is definitely in the details. Not sure is she qualifies as a 10 or a 1. But if you are wondering how dry it is in Pattaya, Pang is a good example of what 1500 baht can get you when you feed the right person.

To be precise she asked and got 1500 + 150 taxi money.

[MonkeyPaw]

Topics regarding prostitoots. There really isn't any thing other than price that interest people.

Czar is right. A ten is a 10. A one is a 1. A 4. 66778 is a 4. 6678.

What say you.

700 baht girl is a 700 baht girl.

Got milk.

Mr. E is right. In the past, I paid over 8000 including barfine and drinks for this girl Pang that worked What's Up and Pin Up (most recent). XXL got her for 1500 baht plus shrimp fried rice. So I have to eat my own words. The devil is definitely in the details. Not sure is she qualifies as a 10 or a 1. But if you are wondering how dry it is in Pattaya, Pang is a good example of what 1500 baht can get you when you feed the right person.

[Run Mann]

Could be a sign of things to come, a mall in Bangkok installed foot pedals in the elevators.

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/1921924

[XXL]

That sounds good to me! As it has been in the past, I get in, buy myself 1 drink, never more than 1 drink per girl, select my girl, and get out as quickly as possible. If the music level drops, I'll spend more time and money in the go-go bars.

I second that. It only takes moderate background music for my hearing to fail at any conversation.

[HorseTrader]

I just heard on the news that the latest research suggests loud talking increases the spread of the virus through increased spewing of droplets that go along with it. More than from contact with contaminated surfaces. Which could explain why noisy environments like meat packing plants, conventions and crowded bars create Super Spreading conditions due to people needing to shout in order to be heard over the din.

When the beer bars, go-go bars and clubs do fully re-open, I hope the management will be required to keep the music down to a tolerable 4 or 5 instead of a head splitting 10 (or a Spinal Tap 11) for the sake of health safety, reducing the amount of shouting required between customers and staff and customer to customer as much as possible.

That sounds good to me! As it has been in the past, I get in, buy myself 1 drink, never more than 1 drink per girl, select my girl, and get out as quickly as possible. If the music level drops, I'll spend more time and money in the go-go bars.

[CzarNicholas]

I just heard on the news that the latest research suggests loud talking increases the spread of the virus through increased spewing of droplets that go along with it. More than from contact with contaminated surfaces. Which could explain why noisy environments like meat packing plants, conventions and crowded bars create Super Spreading conditions due to people needing to shout in order to be heard over the din.

When the beer bars, go-go bars and clubs do fully re-open, I hope the management will be required to keep the music down to a tolerable 4 or 5 instead of a head splitting 10 (or a Spinal Tap 11) for the sake of health safety, reducing the amount of shouting required between customers and staff and customer to customer as much as possible.

Many (not all) FKKs play zen / spa like musik inside and in the gardens, I would say on 1 or 2.

Its heavenly, the loudest thing you will hear most days, is some WG moaning.

[EihTooms]

I just heard on the news that the latest research suggests loud talking increases the spread of the virus through increased spewing of droplets that go along with it. More than from contact with contaminated surfaces. Which could explain why noisy environments like meat packing plants, conventions and crowded bars create Super Spreading conditions due to people needing to shout in order to be heard over the din.

When the beer bars, go-go bars and clubs do fully re-open, I hope the management will be required to keep the music down to a tolerable 4 or 5 instead of a head splitting 10 (or a Spinal Tap 11) for the sake of health safety, reducing the amount of shouting required between customers and staff and customer to customer as much as possible.