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[PayForIt]

Qaz,

English folk have a peculiar sense of humour, and the basis (of which) more often than not is centred around sarcasm.

I hope this helps.

It might have explained but it won't have helped. Not much you ever post helps. You will have noticed that admin (correctly) deleted your post. Can you try to post something which does actually contribute something positive instead of your sarcasm. The ISG forum isn't social media where you can troll, get abusive, etc. It's meant to be for information sharing for mutual benefit. Examples being which places are good to go to, others not, why not, what pricing is in place, which girls are good, which are poor (and why). I love a joke, and much though it will surprise you I love a bit of sarcasm. Yours isn't sarcasm, it is vitriol and me thinks laced with a large slice of green-eyed monster.

As I've said before, if you don't like what you are reading. Don't read it!

I hope we can look forward to you posting about some actual experiences - that, rather than you unmerited “sarcasm” (or bile) is what would actually help.

[PayForIt]

Oh that's a pity. You sure? She may come back?

BTW how does sophia look like? I may go this week and want to find her. As andaluzexpat says I def can't ask other girls, so wud be helpful if you cud say more about her.

I got the impression that Ina will try very hard not to return. I wish her well and hope she can break free. If not, she will be welcomed back with open arms!

Sophia is Columbian, shoulder length brunette. Absolutely banging body. Wore a white swimsuit in the bar with heels and looked knockout. Facially pretty but not as good as her body which was standout. Not a huge Latina ass. She is also very good company. A word of warning. She speaks almost no English so if your Spanish isn't at least acceptable you might struggle unless you do a quick 30 minutes optifuk.

You should not worry about asking for her. Absolutely no issue. Go to Sandra on reception (where you get your towels) she is the one with the Purple hair! She is lovely and very helpful. If you tell her that a friend recommended Sophia (Columbian) and you wanted to meet her, almost certainly Sandra will know her. If she doesn't, ask either of the two managers in the club. Depending on what night you go, it will either be Juan. White haired older guy. Sits in the office in the corridor between casino and bar, or younger guy, short dark hair. Cornel. Both of them pretty much know all of the girls by name though Cornel more so than Juan. Again, they will tell you if Sophia is working but I got the impression she works most nights. She didn't hit the bar until midnight.

As for not asking the girls. Andalus Expert is wrong (again). You shouldn't worry about asking them. Whilst they are in competition they like paying customers and they will hope that if they locate your desired girl you might reward them with a drink. Up to you (but be careful about spending too much as it goes down really badly with other members of ISG Spanish forums!

Look out for blonde curly Alicia. She is Romanian but a lovely girl and will not be offended at all if you ask for another girl. Though she won't mix with the Columbians and might not know her.

Finally, if none of the above works, ask one of the bar tenders. The one who mainly works in the casino bar is David. Been there a long time, not young. He will 100% find out where Sophia is for you in the club.

Hope you find her. As you liked Julia and Stephany I think you'll find Sophia to your liking, she's great fun, great body, excellent service. Won't budge from the 200/ hour.

Of course I could have made the whole of the above up. The names of the managers, girls, bar staff and even Sophia as we had Andalus Expert questioning whether I even had the night I reported upon. So if you get to the club and there is no manager Juan, no manager Cornel, no bar manager David, no Sandra on reception, no Columbian Sophia, no Alicia, please post a report which says Andalus Expert is right and I've never even been to the club. Or head over to the imaginary Scandalos, where Ibrahim is a mirage of a bouncer on the door, Roberto and Gemma are the imaginary managers, and Becky and Melissa are two working girls in my mind rather than girls I sessioned with last week.

Or maybe. Just maybe. You might find that like my reports on Julia which led you to enjoy time with her, or Stephany (ditto), and others (Ina / Veronica etc) that I don't make shit up, I just report on what happened. For the benefit of others to know which clubs are busy, which clubs have decent options, how many punters there were, what the pricing structures are (good or bad), and what good or bad experiences I have so others might avoid the bad / poor service girls, (you may recall I reported on the scamster girl in the summer who has since been removed from the club.

Others who post in this forum, or send private messages (like Teddy Bears) have also posted (or messaged) really useful information again based upon experiences. It is a real shame we have one or two green monsters who barely ever venture beyond their front door, or rather believe that spending cash on girls in (allegedly dirty or grubby) clubs is a waste of money.

I can totally appreciate reports from the likes of Hahn. Who hated E92, thought it dirty but enjoyed his time at Scandalos. Whilst his take might be different from mine, that's fine. He posted a really useful report (in the wrong forum) on his findings. Whilst we've got the "clubs are shit" brigade and other green-eyed rude reports (removed by Admin not me) demonstrating pure jealousy, there is a risk the forums will degenerate.

Anyway, I hope you find the above information helpful, and that you get to try the funny, vivacious Sophia who is a delight.

I think you'll also find that E92 is now very much Romanian before midnight and Latina after it. That was my experience.

Whilst I am not a fan of taking girls to rooms at 2 am you'll find at Scandalos that the club only really starts bouncing at 1. 30 am and later when a lot of the best girls come out to play. This is partly a reflection on the pricing model. When it used to be 160/ hour and 10 for sheets in Scandalos. Ok pre pandemic but only 2019, the club was busier earlier as girls wanted enough rooms to make their desired daily quota. Now, when most girls in Scandalos want 250/ hour they are happy to enjoy their evening out of the bar, come into it at 1 am, get two or three rooms until it closes and go to bed with plenty of cash having had a decent night.

[Qazwsx5]

Yep Stephany is no longer at the club. Hasn't been in 2022. Stephanie. Also Ro Brunette, is there, pretty 8/10 and very slim with good service. BTW Ina has left. She has returned home and is trying to give this work up completely. Always tough for the ladies but I really hope she makes it and does well. Lovely lady. A loss to us customers as she was exceptional.

I've not been back to Miladys for some time. Just don't see the justification for crazy 350/ hour prices. The quality is not so much higher if at all. Indeed, on last weekend's showing, unless you are a big fan of huge fat Latina asses, E92's offering of ladies is far superior to Scandalos. At least until about 1 am when some of the best looking girls in Scandalos come to join the party.

I don't even know if Selecta is open and again, struggle to even try it when the options at nearby E92 are so good. I don't even tend to head down the coast now to Cleofas and Fontana but will definitely give that a shot before the end of this year.

I'm off the CDS now. Had enough of the horrendous humidity and work beckons so won't be hitting any of the clubs now until either mid September or even October depending on other travel plans. Enjoy and do please report your experiences if you visit any of the clubs. Thanks.

Oh that's a pity. You sure? She may come back?

BTW how does sophia look like? I may go this week and want to find her. As andaluzexpat says I def can't ask other girls, so wud be helpful if you cud say more about her.

[Andalus Expat]

It's up to me isn't it? My money. Far from "glutton for punishment" I had a great night. I work very had to make good money. How I spend it is up to me and I didn't regret a cent. I'm not into purchasing "take a chance on what she really looks like sex". We've had this debate a million times. I want a guarantee of some great fun with pretty girls. I had that great fun.

You've seen some of my 9/10's? I've never once seen you post a report commenting on a single girl I've ever quoted as a 9. In fact with only a few exceptions, there are not many 9's (facially) though there are several 9's bodily in E92- you wouldn't know. You either never go at all, or you go at 5 pm, or you spend 30 minutes in the place (heaven knows why when you have described the clubs as grubby etc).

The "if it happened" comment questions integrity. I don't need to tell lies. I've reported on mongering in many continents over many years. I believe you will find that many posters (The Cane / Teddy Bears / Sirioja / Tintin and many others) can verify the accuracy of my reports including girls names. Indeed one of our posters here. Qaz - I pointed him to the earlier Julia in E92 and he sessioned with her. She was indeed a 9/10 overall looks. I have recommended Ina to many. And had a lot of guys PM thanks to me as she is exceptional. I pointed Qaz to the previous Stephany. Again. Terrific. So all of these very accurate reports, accurate on service, accurate on looks, body, what they offer etc. But suddenly "if it happened". LOL. Hilarious.

As I've stated before, you have pontificated about how other punters are "starting to get on the right track" is if you are an esteemed expert, and have this irritating habit of talking nonsense about things you know nothing about. What you don't do is hardly ever post a single report about an experience. Hence, when reading about a great night I have enjoyed. Whatever it cost, is there just a shade of green monster?

Nobody stays at MN for its beauty. It's location next to the club is all that matters. I had no intention of taxing to E92 and back (and have never done that before) but the options early on in Scandalos were really terrible.

Do us all a favour and actually post something of real value about actual experiences. Are you and Jummy1 related?

PayForIt. I was in Estark around the same time as you were. Bit after midnight. Maybe you saw me. With a skinny mulata, blonde curly hair. We dropped in for cigarettes from the ever useful machine on the way home. Stayed for a drink. I didn't see anything warranted a 9 in the club. Usual bunch of non-descript xicas. Some of the usual prospective punters. Didn't see any obvious big spenders. Maybe you'd already taken all the 9's upstairs? Or maybe I don't look at women with my optic nerves connected directly to the brain in my trousers. Puticlub, lighting well salted with UV, plenty of slap, anything can look good. See them outside in daylight. I do know girls might rate a 9. They don't hang around Estark all night, balanced on stilettos with their back killing them, in the hope of trapping a drunk for half an hour money. They're not in that market by a long way.

You want information? There's numbers of Estark girls renting rooms around here & working from them with ads. Makes economic sense. Room in the season might be 200 tops. Pay for that with a couple of clients. Extends their effective working day from 4 to 24 hours. Just work Estark in the busy periods. Cover a worthwhile night outcall out of the club, for that matter. There's girls always done this. Maria / Romania & the mulata with the siilicons, said she was Dominicana but really Nigeria, from a few years back. (Maria worked out of a room near what was the Cybercafe. Where the club Romanas used to hang out.) But a lot more now. So the clever punter can get the same goods for half the price. You can ask what you call your friends. But I doubt if they'll tell you. They're not that stupid.

"What you don't do is hardly ever post a single report about an experience. " There's lots of reports over on the main CDS board over years. I also have a policy. I rarely report on girls I've already reported on. I don't do "what I did on my holidays reports". It's boring & I'm not on holiday, here. I don't report on girls not worth meeting unless it's a warning. I never report on girls who are only here for a short time. There's no point. What with the site 'to pixel' lagtime & the lagtime of readers seeing it, they're going to be gone before anyone can take advantage of the report. And the turnover time at the moment is abnormally high. Has been for a while. Same also applies to clubs. Sure there's some girls will do a season in one club. But there's also a circuit of girls work Spain's clubs. They go where they think they'll make money. If they don't, they move on to another club. Their time horizons are short because whilst they're in any club they're burning money. Burn it all & they can't travel & can't work. So a report on any girl at any club may have a very short useful life. I do try quite hard to ensure anyone reading my reports can get in touch with the girl concerned. Difficult on this site which will not allow published phone numbers. Usually by way of a link to a long running ad or a search clue with her name, where & the last 3 figures of her number. Failing that I'm always willing to assist via PMs. Personally, I've never seen what value your reports have. Apart from telling us what a big punter you are. Clubs most people know about & what you paid. What you say was there on the night you say you visited. That can change in a day. If I'd been looking for Melissa or Sofia last night could I have found her? Any girl's willing to be Melissa if I ask for her. Few girls would point me at Sophia if I was standing next to her. They want to trap a client, not give him to other girls. Maybe they're of vicarious pleasure to blokes been to the clubs in the past. A lot of people post on this board don't seem to be in-country at the time or been here any time recent. I've looked through posts made by The Cane back to May this year. That's 250 posts. Wow! He seems to be an expert on half the world. But not a single report from anywhere. Not someone I'd want to validate me. Teddy Bears I think was here couple of weeks ago because he Whatsapped me asking about an appointment with a particular girl. He doesn't seem to have reported on his visit. But least he's been here. You been here other times since we met in '19 TB? And here's a thing PayForIt. I've met quite a few ISG posters. Others I know from phone conversations. I've asked around & none of them have met you. You must be a very private person for someone who talks so much about himself. PayForIt really exist? It'd be a piece of cake to write club reports without going near one from one year to another. Most can be scraped from other people's posts. There's so little in them verifiable. Maybe I ought to take the mulata down to Estark tonight, try & find a Melissa or a Sophia (or Sofia since she's colombiana). Girls will talk with her if not to me. Including about clients.

[PayForIt]

BTW has the first stephany disappeared again?

Anyone has visited milday recently? They must have some great ones since its summer.

Also anyone knows anything about selecta?

Yep Stephany is no longer at the club. Hasn't been in 2022. Stephanie. Also Ro Brunette, is there, pretty 8/10 and very slim with good service. BTW Ina has left. She has returned home and is trying to give this work up completely. Always tough for the ladies but I really hope she makes it and does well. Lovely lady. A loss to us customers as she was exceptional.

I've not been back to Miladys for some time. Just don't see the justification for crazy 350/ hour prices. The quality is not so much higher if at all. Indeed, on last weekend's showing, unless you are a big fan of huge fat Latina asses, E92's offering of ladies is far superior to Scandalos. At least until about 1 am when some of the best looking girls in Scandalos come to join the party.

I don't even know if Selecta is open and again, struggle to even try it when the options at nearby E92 are so good. I don't even tend to head down the coast now to Cleofas and Fontana but will definitely give that a shot before the end of this year.

I'm off the CDS now. Had enough of the horrendous humidity and work beckons so won't be hitting any of the clubs now until either mid September or even October depending on other travel plans. Enjoy and do please report your experiences if you visit any of the clubs. Thanks.

[Qazwsx5]

It's up to me isn't it? My money. Far from "glutton for punishment" I had a great night. I work very had to make good money. How I spend it is up to me and I didn't regret a cent. I'm not into purchasing "take a chance on what she really looks like sex". We've had this debate a million times. I want a guarantee of some great fun with pretty girls. I had that great fun.

You've seen some of my 9/10's? I've never once seen you post a report commenting on a single girl I've ever quoted as a 9. In fact with only a few exceptions, there are not many 9's (facially) though there are several 9's bodily in E92- you wouldn't know. You either never go at all, or you go at 5 pm, or you spend 30 minutes in the place (heaven knows why when you have described the clubs as grubby etc).

The "if it happened" comment questions integrity. I don't need to tell lies. I've reported on mongering in many continents over many years. I believe you will find that many posters (The Cane / Teddy Bears / Sirioja / Tintin and many others) can verify the accuracy of my reports including girls names. Indeed one of our posters here. Qaz - I pointed him to the earlier Julia in E92 and he sessioned with her. She was indeed a 9/10 overall looks. I have recommended Ina to many. And had a lot of guys PM thanks to me as she is exceptional. I pointed Qaz to the previous Stephany. Again. Terrific. So all of these very accurate reports, accurate on service, accurate on looks, body, what they offer etc. But suddenly "if it happened". LOL. Hilarious.

As I've stated before, you have pontificated about how other punters are "starting to get on the right track" is if you are an esteemed expert, and have this irritating habit of talking nonsense about things you know nothing about. What you don't do is hardly ever post a single report about an experience. Hence, when reading about a great night I have enjoyed. Whatever it cost, is there just a shade of green monster?

Nobody stays at MN for its beauty. It's location next to the club is all that matters. I had no intention of taxing to E92 and back (and have never done that before) but the options early on in Scandalos were really terrible.

Do us all a favour and actually post something of real value about actual experiences. Are you and Jummy1 related?

BTW has the first stephany disappeared again?

Anyone has visited milday recently? They must have some great ones since its summer.

Also anyone knows anything about selecta?

[PayForIt]

I was in Scandalo last night, I had 3 K in my pocket.

I absolutely blew the lot on so many girls I can't honestly remember, I got in the taxi and went back to my imaginary place on the Costa Del Sol and found one euro. Put it on the wheel at the casino and won. Big time.

Get this. 500,000.

I then went to E92. (I didn't find it dirty?

But I did get lots of complaints from a lot of girls about a guy who is middle- aged. Has a tiny penis, is an absolute bore. And is a total scruff.

I blew my half million and wondered if I've heard about this guy before?

I'll ask you the same question as I did Andalus Expert. Are you related?!

When did you last (or in fact ever) post a report about experiences? Good ones or bad? Why do you bother reading the forum at all?

Talk about green monsters! Go get some fun of your own and post something of value. Or if reports from others providing actual details of actual clubs, actual names of girls, comments on how busy or not clubs are / how good or not girls are, of no interest or value to you, then don't read them!

[PayForIt]

So 480 euros, plus hotel overlooking a sewage plant, plus drinks, plus the brasilea. And I've seen some of your 9/10's. 700+ euros? You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you? If it all happened.

It's up to me isn't it? My money. Far from "glutton for punishment" I had a great night. I work very had to make good money. How I spend it is up to me and I didn't regret a cent. I'm not into purchasing "take a chance on what she really looks like sex". We've had this debate a million times. I want a guarantee of some great fun with pretty girls. I had that great fun.

You've seen some of my 9/10's? I've never once seen you post a report commenting on a single girl I've ever quoted as a 9. In fact with only a few exceptions, there are not many 9's (facially) though there are several 9's bodily in E92- you wouldn't know. You either never go at all, or you go at 5 pm, or you spend 30 minutes in the place (heaven knows why when you have described the clubs as grubby etc).

The "if it happened" comment questions integrity. I don't need to tell lies. I've reported on mongering in many continents over many years. I believe you will find that many posters (The Cane / Teddy Bears / Sirioja / Tintin and many others) can verify the accuracy of my reports including girls names. Indeed one of our posters here. Qaz - I pointed him to the earlier Julia in E92 and he sessioned with her. She was indeed a 9/10 overall looks. I have recommended Ina to many. And had a lot of guys PM thanks to me as she is exceptional. I pointed Qaz to the previous Stephany. Again. Terrific. So all of these very accurate reports, accurate on service, accurate on looks, body, what they offer etc. But suddenly "if it happened". LOL. Hilarious.

As I've stated before, you have pontificated about how other punters are "starting to get on the right track" is if you are an esteemed expert, and have this irritating habit of talking nonsense about things you know nothing about. What you don't do is hardly ever post a single report about an experience. Hence, when reading about a great night I have enjoyed. Whatever it cost, is there just a shade of green monster?

Nobody stays at MN for its beauty. It's location next to the club is all that matters. I had no intention of taxing to E92 and back (and have never done that before) but the options early on in Scandalos were really terrible.

Do us all a favour and actually post something of real value about actual experiences. Are you and Jummy1 related?

[Qazwsx5]

I was in Scandalo last night, I had 3 K in my pocket.

I absolutely blew the lot on so many girls I can't honestly remember, I got in the taxi and went back to my imaginary place on the Costa Del Sol and found one euro. Put it on the wheel at the casino and won. Big time.

Get this. 500,000.

I then went to E92. (I didn't find it dirty?

But I did get lots of complaints from a lot of girls about a guy who is middle- aged. Has a tiny penis, is an absolute bore. And is a total scruff.

I blew my half million and wondered if I've heard about this guy before?

Which place was better?92 or scandalo?

[Qazwsx5]

Quite why you'd want to put your tongue where the previous client had his cock is something only you can say. But neither are questions can be answered. It's not like renting a hotel room, with or without bathroom, on the internet. The answer's always going to depend on the particular client at the time. So two previous clients of the same girl could give different replies. Both of them meaningless. If you'd seen some of the clients you'd understand why.

Hahah I normally don't do DFK but the thing is I want to know if they do it or not. Because if they say no then up there they will def say no to many other things so its always better to know that they provide all services.
but you are right , depends on the guy and whether she likes him or not, but some just never do it ,no matter how handsome you are

[Qazwsx5]

Both gave BBBJ and DFK without request. Sophia says she has worked at the club 3 years but I've never seen her before. Melissa said she lives in Madrid and works in Vive and is going back Monday so I doubt you'll see here unless you go tomorrow. Both charged 200/ hour. Earlier in the week my session with Ange and Maria was 300/ each for 2 hours (so 150/ hour). I think the only way to get to 150/ hour now is to book for longer than 1 hour.

Thanks. So it seems that its worth a visit. How does sophia look like? Lets see if I can find her.

[PayForIt]

Great report thanks.

Did melissa and sophia offer BBBJ and / or DFK? As I don't repeat I just want the ones willing to do it on the first occasion.

Also could you please clarify the rates. Is it 200 e an hour (100 30 min) or is it 150 e an hour as hahhn reported?

Both gave BBBJ and DFK without request. Sophia says she has worked at the club 3 years but I've never seen her before. Melissa said she lives in Madrid and works in Vive and is going back Monday so I doubt you'll see here unless you go tomorrow. Both charged 200/ hour. Earlier in the week my session with Ange and Maria was 300/ each for 2 hours (so 150/ hour). I think the only way to get to 150/ hour now is to book for longer than 1 hour.

[Andalus Expat]

Great report thanks.

Did melissa and sophia offer BBBJ and / or DFK? As I don't repeat I just want the ones willing to do it on the first occasion.

Also could you please clarify the rates. Is it 200 e an hour (100 30 min) or is it 150 e an hour as hahhn reported?

Quite why you'd want to put your tongue where the previous client had his cock is something only you can say. But neither are questions can be answered. It's not like renting a hotel room, with or without bathroom, on the internet. The answer's always going to depend on the particular client at the time. So two previous clients of the same girl could give different replies. Both of them meaningless. If you'd seen some of the clients you'd understand why.

[Jummy1]

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[Andalus Expat]

So decided to head to Scandalos with mucho dinero in my pocket for the stunning 20 year old chicas that Hahn reported not.

Got there 11 pm after booking into Malaga Nostrum. Dead. Little or no talent - 95% fat ugly latinas I wouldn't do for free.

Decided to be patient. Waited 45 minutes and not a single girl over 7/10 appeared.

Paid the 40 euros taxi to E92. Never done this before but Scandalos was awful. Quality of options in the negative.

Got to E92 midnight OMG. Could have chosen any of 15 very slim, stunning girls. Decided on someone new for me. Sophia - Columbiana - 200/ hour or 300/2 hours. As first time with this die-for body girl I chose 1 hour and had a fabulous time.

To the bar, recovery, 20 minutes then back onto room with Melissa. Brazilian brunette - 9/10 body and service.

There were a LOT of new girls. Many far better than Scanadalos.

Taxi back 40 e.

Into Scanadalos, great vibe. A lot of people there at 3 am. Chose slim Becky. Slim from Paraguay. She wanted 250 but we agree the. 200 as it was late. Very good indeed.

On this showing. E92 is better value, better girls, better options, all round better than Scandalos.

So 480 euros, plus hotel overlooking a sewage plant, plus drinks, plus the brasileña. And I've seen some of your 9/10's. 700+ euros? You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you? If it all happened.