Costa Del Sol Club Club Reports only

[Tiny 12]

Why you can't hack the scene outside of clubs I haven't a clue. The other 95% of punters manage all right. Lack of experience?

Haha! While I have almost no experience with hookers on the Costa del Sol, in general I far prefer hooker bars to escorts. It's just a matter of preference. For example, you like anal. I could tell you about 10 reasons why I think sticking one's penis up a hooker's ass is disgusting. But who cares. We all have our likes and dislikes. As Cane put it, better than I, "we would all do well to recognize and accept when others have different tastes and desires than our own."

And don't let recent comments, including mine, discourage you from posting here. I really enjoy what you write.

[The Cane]

Anyway, I'm kidding about the basement thing. From the body of work that Andalus Expat has contributed to this forum, it's obvious he does know what he's talking about.

Nobody is really questioning that. It's just that it's possible to be knowledgeable without being condescending to other people at the same time. When you engage in the latter, the "expert" label tends to get lost in the one for "jerk". Also, we would all do well to recognize and accept when others have different tastes and desires than our own, and just might know a hell of a lot about what they're talking about too.

[PayForIt]

Well today I rented a bicycle at my hotel in Marbella, and was cycling down the Golden Mile when I had the brilliant idea to visit Milady. They open at 4:00 PM, and the place is only about 3 or 4 minutes off the bike path leading into Puerto Banus.

I tooled up to Milady on my bike with a big ass basket on the front, wearing my Panama hat. (The well equipped monger always carries sun protection.) A blonde in the doorway was trying not to laugh her ass off when I walked up to the door to ask if the club was open. If you haven't been to Marbella, there are a lot of Bentleys and Ferraris and Lamborghinis around town, so I guess it was novel to see someone pull up on a gay looking bicycle.

The woman says yes we're open so I stick my Panama Hat in the basket on the bike and proceed to enter. At 5:00 PM I'm the only customer, and there are only two women. A "Hungarian" who looks like a skanky Latina walks up and introduces herself. I tell her I'm interested in Latinas, and head over to see the other woman, a Cubana, Lily. Lily, although a bit older than average is a solid 8 with her clothes on, and 6. 5 desnuda. I buy her a drink, we talk for a while, and then head to the room. The bartender kindly gives me a free drink for the road, compliments of the house. Not sure if that's the standard policy, or perhaps he just liked me because I was a generous tipper, in a country where nobody tips.

The nicest cathouse I've been to was the Pegasus Club, a members only club in Bangkok. And the public areas in Milady didn't really compare. But the roooms, wow! If you're into gaudi Venetian style interior decorating, this place is the cat's meow. I've never been to a better bordello room than room #12 in Milady. It was huge. It has a king sized bed, couch and large jacuzzi. Also a sound system. Lily cranked up some Mana and started the jacuzzi.

Lily then tells me her birthday is May 23, two weeks from now. This is what Wendi at Scandolo in Malaga told me about a week ago. In two weeks it would be her birthday. Both Lily and Wendi were very affectionate. I have determined from these experiences that an important part of offering GFE in Spain is telling the client your birthday is just around the corner. I played along at the end, and gave her 50 EUR to buy something for her birthday. The damage by the way for an hour was 350 EUR. The price for half an hour is 200 EUR. Both Lily and the "Hungarian" quoted the same prices.

Speaking of which, Lily told me the Hungarian was really a Romanian. She said right now the club has a couple of Cubanas, a Colombiana, a Venezolana, and most of the rest are Romanian. According to Lily the Romanians say they're from other places because Romanians are renowned for bad service.

Anyway, back to the Jacuzzi. Lily kindly offered to bang in the Jacuzzi, which was new for me, with a condom at least. We gave it a try but it didn't work on so moved onto the bed. Her performance was excellent.

During the post-coitus cuddling, I decided to take the opportunity to find out whether Andalus Expat really knows his shit. Hell, for all I know he could be some joker sitting in his Mom's basement in Darby or New Jersey or wherever. So I ask her about barfining from a Spanish Club. She said if I call her the day before, she'll take the day off and if somebody from the club sees her out and about with me it's not an issue. The women aren't slaves. She says she and the other women typically get 1000 EUR for having dinner and spending the night. I asked her how about if I take her directly from the club to go out for drinks and a poke. She said then it's 350 euros an hour and the house gets its cut.

Anyway, I'm kidding about the basement thing. From the body of work that Andalus Expat has contributed to this forum, it's obvious he does know what he's talking about.

And so my time with Lily came to an end. She said this was her first time in Marbella, that she only spent a week, and she's headed back to Madrid tomorrow. She's going to Ibiza next where she'll spend the summer. She also said she'd be back in June for a good while. But who knows. Like us, the women tend to prevaricate. I would see her again.

We swapped numbers, and I exited the club about 7:15 PM, heading back to my hotel on my gay looking bike.

Another terrific report. 350/ hour. Wow - it's getting very expensive.

[Tiny 12]

Well today I rented a bicycle at my hotel in Marbella, and was cycling down the Golden Mile when I had the brilliant idea to visit Milady. They open at 4:00 PM, and the place is only about 3 or 4 minutes off the bike path leading into Puerto Banus.

I tooled up to Milady on my bike with a big ass basket on the front, wearing my Panama hat. (The well equipped monger always carries sun protection.) A blonde in the doorway was trying not to laugh her ass off when I walked up to the door to ask if the club was open. If you haven't been to Marbella, there are a lot of Bentleys and Ferraris and Lamborghinis around town, so I guess it was novel to see someone pull up on a gay looking bicycle.

The woman says yes we're open so I stick my Panama Hat in the basket on the bike and proceed to enter. At 5:00 PM I'm the only customer, and there are only two women. A "Hungarian" who looks like a skanky Latina walks up and introduces herself. I tell her I'm interested in Latinas, and head over to see the other woman, a Cubana, Lily. Lily, although a bit older than average is a solid 8 with her clothes on, and 6. 5 desnuda. I buy her a drink, we talk for a while, and then head to the room. The bartender kindly gives me a free drink for the road, compliments of the house. Not sure if that's the standard policy, or perhaps he just liked me because I was a generous tipper, in a country where nobody tips.

The nicest cathouse I've been to was the Pegasus Club, a members only club in Bangkok. And the public areas in Milady didn't really compare. But the roooms, wow! If you're into gaudi Venetian style interior decorating, this place is the cat's meow. I've never been to a better bordello room than room #12 in Milady. It was huge. It has a king sized bed, couch and large jacuzzi. Also a sound system. Lily cranked up some Mana and started the jacuzzi.

Lily then tells me her birthday is May 23, two weeks from now. This is what Wendi at Scandolo in Malaga told me about a week ago. In two weeks it would be her birthday. Both Lily and Wendi were very affectionate. I have determined from these experiences that an important part of offering GFE in Spain is telling the client your birthday is just around the corner. I played along at the end, and gave her 50 EUR to buy something for her birthday. The damage by the way for an hour was 350 EUR. The price for half an hour is 200 EUR. Both Lily and the "Hungarian" quoted the same prices.

Speaking of which, Lily told me the Hungarian was really a Romanian. She said right now the club has a couple of Cubanas, a Colombiana, a Venezolana, and most of the rest are Romanian. According to Lily the Romanians say they're from other places because Romanians are renowned for bad service.

Anyway, back to the Jacuzzi. Lily kindly offered to bang in the Jacuzzi, which was new for me, with a condom at least. We gave it a try but it didn't work on so moved onto the bed. Her performance was excellent.

I've never heard of anyone barfining from a Spanish club. The girls don't work for the club. It's a hotel with a bar. It's not actually a club in any of the normal senses of the word. If anybody's paid a barfine to get a girl out they've been scammed. If someone from the management asks for one, tell them you'll inform the police. That'll shut them up.

During the post-coitus cuddling, I decided to take the opportunity to find out whether Andalus Expat really knows his shit. Hell, for all I know he could be some joker sitting in his Mom's basement in Darby or New Jersey or wherever. So I ask her about barfining from a Spanish Club. She said if I call her the day before, she'll take the day off and if somebody from the club sees her out and about with me it's not an issue. The women aren't slaves. She says she and the other women typically get 1000 EUR for having dinner and spending the night. I asked her how about if I take her directly from the club to go out for drinks and a poke. She said then it's 350 euros an hour and the house gets its cut.

Anyway, I'm kidding about the basement thing. From the body of work that Andalus Expat has contributed to this forum, it's obvious he does know what he's talking about.

And so my time with Lily came to an end. She said this was her first time in Marbella, that she only spent a week, and she's headed back to Madrid tomorrow. She's going to Ibiza next where she'll spend the summer. She also said she'd be back in June for a good while. But who knows. Like us, the women tend to prevaricate. I would see her again.

We swapped numbers, and I exited the club about 7:15 PM, heading back to my hotel on my gay looking bike.

[Werqweq]

I think we have very different attitudes to putas, PayForIt. I'm not in the slightest bit impressed with "pretty girls". I know plenty of pretty girls. The CDS is full of them. They're for socialising with. The line-up in Estark is a yawn. Mostly I'm interested in putas for what they do & you don't find that out until they do it. Paying for extras. I've never paid for CIM. Why would I? Some girls do, most don't unless you've known them for a while. Anal, if you have to pay for it, is generally 50 euros top. I've never been asked for 100. Most of the girls I see regularly it's part of the service & how the mood takes us. But clubs are a different world. Money machines of illusion where everything is on the clock & has a price. It's not somewhere I'd go for good sex. Why you can't hack the scene outside of clubs I haven't a clue. The other 95% of punters manage all right. Lack of experience?

Oh, for crying out loud. Do you ever got of that high horse to spout anything but the same condescending and boring nonsense? Yesterday I had made an appointment at a house in Fuengirola based on some add on slumi or passion, since I knew I had to wait for an hour in that area for something unrelated. I was sent pictures of four women via whatsapp before I made the appointment, figuring at least two of the women photoed would be good enough for my plans. When I turned up, there were three women there, who may or may not have been the women on the photos, but none of them were interesting to me. I suggested I'd do the "mamasan" who introduced the women instead, but that was apparently a no-go. Had a cup of coffee and a slice of cake elsewhere while waiting instead. Add me to the 5% of punters who "can't hack it".

Fortunately I have long since stopped being excited about any slumi / passion / etc. add and subsequent appointment, and instead entered a state of mild curiosity regarding what I will be greeted by, and make all my visits in the same way: while I'm in the area anyway and have to wait an hour or two for unrelated matters.

And pretty girls are for "socialising with"? Does that mean it's the non-pretty girls that are for fucking? Makes no sense to me. If anything, I'd prefer the opposite.

[The Cane]

I agree we have a different approach. For me it is really important that the girl is attractive. I find having sex with unattractive girls, however good the service, to be something I just would not contemplate. To me, I would rather pay 300 euros for sex for one hour with a very sexy woman, than have 3 hours of 100 sex with someone I didn't find attractive, or fat, in which case I wouldn't enjoy 10 minutes let alone 3 hours. You seem to always equate sexy / attractive girls in clubs with bad service. But I have set out many times previously, that is just not correct. I'm not young! I've had pretty much all types of sex. Sex with girlfriends, wives, mistresses, having met women normally in clubs, bars, gyms, and later in life in brothels, clubs, windows in Amsterdam, massage parlours, and with plenty of escorts (see below). The notion that independent escorts give the best sex, is, respectfully, total horseshit! And to show balance, the notion that girls in clubs give the best sex is equally horseshit. It's not about the venue. It's about the girl, her attitude, the monger, his attitude, the mood, the chemistry. I'm sure you know from your clear experience that these are what matters and make for the best sex. I think because club girls are "on the clock" you assume the sex will be hurried / rushed / poor as they are desperate to get the guy out of the room to hussle the next punter. This will be true of some girls. But it is not of all of them, and moreover, again as previously explained, regular punters are treated differently because the girl knows it is not a one off. Far from it. If they see a guy who comes to the club regularly, and doesn't do the sip a drink all night ogling routine but takes girls to rooms, maybe buys the odd drink, they will go out of their way to provide great service to become a regular punt for that club regular..

Very well said! But here we go again with this guy! You may as well be talking to a brick wall. And why is he even here? He whined and moaned and complained about not enough posts about independents with the discussion being too skewed towards the clubs, so you created this thread just for the clubs so that people who wanted to focus only on the indies and other venues could stay in the old thread that actually had been far more established. But still here we are again having to have the same tired debate with this guy about people not being able to "hack it" outside of the club scene. Well, maybe some people neither want to nor have to. What I want to know is why is it that some people simply can't just live and let live? Respect the choices of other people. And bugger off!

[PayForIt]

I'm still trying to work out the scam might have been. I was asked for money straight off. Maybe it's get the dosh before the guy susses the gender & then he'll leave without trying to recover it. Situation like that, a lot of guys wouldn't want a fuss. Not a problem to me. I enjoy fuss. And I'm not stupid enough to contact putas I don't know on my personal number. I have a burner. Something goes wrong, I dump the SIM, wipe the fone. The event never occurred.

I think we have very different attitudes to putas, PayForIt. I'm not in the slightest bit impressed with "pretty girls". I know plenty of pretty girls. The CDS is full of them. They're for socialising with. The line-up in Estark is a yawn. Mostly I'm interested in putas for what they do & you don't find that out until they do it. Paying for extras. I've never paid for CIM. Why would I? Some girls do, most don't unless you've known them for a while. Anal, if you have to pay for it, is generally 50 euros top. I've never been asked for 100. Most of the girls I see regularly it's part of the service & how the mood takes us. But clubs are a different world. Money machines of illusion where everything is on the clock & has a price. It's not somewhere I'd go for good sex. Why you can't hack the scene outside of clubs I haven't a clue. The other 95% of punters manage all right. Lack of experience?

I agree we have a different approach. For me it is really important that the girl is attractive. I find having sex with unattractive girls, however good the service, to be something I just would not contemplate. To me, I would rather pay 300 euros for sex for one hour with a very sexy woman, than have 3 hours of 100 sex with someone I didn't find attractive, or fat, in which case I wouldn't enjoy 10 minutes let alone 3 hours. You seem to always equate sexy / attractive girls in clubs with bad service. But I have set out many times previously, that is just not correct. I'm not young! I've had pretty much all types of sex. Sex with girlfriends, wives, mistresses, having met women normally in clubs, bars, gyms, and later in life in brothels, clubs, windows in Amsterdam, massage parlours, and with plenty of escorts (see below). The notion that independent escorts give the best sex, is, respectfully, total horseshit! And to show balance, the notion that girls in clubs give the best sex is equally horseshit. It's not about the venue. It's about the girl, her attitude, the monger, his attitude, the mood, the chemistry. I'm sure you know from your clear experience that these are what matters and make for the best sex. I think because club girls are "on the clock" you assume the sex will be hurried / rushed / poor as they are desperate to get the guy out of the room to hussle the next punter. This will be true of some girls. But it is not of all of them, and moreover, again as previously explained, regular punters are treated differently because the girl knows it is not a one off. Far from it. If they see a guy who comes to the club regularly, and doesn't do the sip a drink all night ogling routine but takes girls to rooms, maybe buys the odd drink, they will go out of their way to provide great service to become a regular punt for that club regular.

I'm afraid the statement "the line in Estark is a yawn" is, particularly currently, just hopelessly misconceived. There were probably 90+ girls there on Friday, a good 15 of them in a category where I would think most guys would find them sexy / attractive. That's not a yawn line up its a great line up. My mantra has always been that if I am in a club, or FKK, where there are 5+ girls I want to room with that's a great line up. Not least because I am unlikely to be going to the room with more than 2, or in a long day at an FKK maybe 4 but prices now mean that is really expensive (whereas previously not). But it maybe that given you are not really interested in sexy / pretty girls, from what your post said, then the line up would be a yawn.

You ask why I can't hack the scene outside of the clubs and whether it is due to lack of experience. Firstly, I do enjoy sex outside of the clubs. I like erotic massage (which often develops into more) as a daytime form of sex. Some of the thai massage girls are very skilful with their hands and know exactly what to do to press all the right buttons and do it very slowly. Fabulous.

Long before the internet independent escorts was the main way to have paid for sex. I have never been a fan of street worker sex. Oh for sure I've done it. Could not resist one stunner on Calle Montera in Madrid a couple of years back, but for some reason I just don't like it and have reluctance about what I'm being taken to by a working girl. Had one dreadful experience when I collected a girl in a car to be taken to an apartment in Marbella and when I got through the door there were two huge black guys who made clear that (a) I wasn't having sex with anyone and (b) I could hand over my wallet and leave, or be beaten to a pulp and have it taken from me on the floor. And I am not normally easily bullied. I am an ex-boxer. I can handle myself but I gave it up readily as it was clear what the outcome would be otherwise. That experience was enough for me. One bitten.

But I was a long-time user of escorts in London. I found it thoroughly frustrating and not in the least exciting. Of course not every experience was bad. Just occasionally a girl would actually be like she was on the card in the phone box! Then there was the walking up to a "models" shop in Soho. Again. No idea what you'll find, and often very awkward when confronted with a grab a granny to have to say "I'll come back later". The internet has made the independent scene more vibrant. But the photoshop capabilities of the woman are incredible and in my experience (and I don't doubt for one second it is not as extensive as yours) it is just too much risk. Risk when you turn up (or she does if you do outcall. See below) that the woman is not who or what she said she was. That she is ugly, or fat, or much older, but not sexy. By then, they are hoping that with heavy balls the guy will part with his cash anyway. But that links to where we started. I'm not interested in unattractive woman and won't spend my hard-earned cash having sex with anyone I don't fancy. So you suggest I don't "hack" the independent scene due to a lack of experience. I think it's the reverse. It is because of a LOT of bad experiences with the independent scene that I rarely (but not never) use it. It's simple law of probabilities for me: in a club environment, or windows of Amserdam, or the Laufhauses in Germany (not FKKs but houses where you wander around and girls are at their door inviting you in), or FKK, or soapies in Thailand, or pool bars in the Far East (etc). You get to actually see what you are buying before you spend your money and you don't have to hope that in the room she will look the same! So it is 100% guaranteed at least that you will be having sex with someone you fancy. Oh for sure the service varies a lot. But it does with independents. So it is not that I don't hack the independent scene. I've tried it countless times. And it comes with a lot of unpleasant shocks. Just like the one you had with the trannies. You turned up expecting one thing, looking forward to it no doubt, up for the frolic, and left with your cash in your pocket but wholly unsatisfied. It's not worth it to me.

I do use some independents. The one's I have met in clubs and who have had enough of the club scene and go private. But again it's probability factor. I don't need to worry about risk. I know what they look like, what they are like as people, that I have a decent relationship with them and will have a great time. Those independents I can hack. I've said before, the notion of a nice villa in Spain, lounging about on sun beds around a pool one afternoon with say 10 chicas, great. I'm sure I would find one I liked enough. But I suppose all of the above comes down to this: I need options. I need to see a line up. And pick from it. Then I know I like what I see. And as my nick on here says. Then. I'll pay for it!

[Andalus Expat]

Glad you enjoyed it. Christina doesn't arrive in the bar at 11. She is one of the earliest in the bar. Around 9 pm. I also know for a fact she has some regulars who "pop in" for an hour during afternoons. She doesn't do the schmoozing. Doesn't need to. Spinner body with not much covering it, pretty face. I described her to Qaz as optifuk. Guys think "wow", approach and often take her instantly. I don't see her needing to approach many guys. On Friday she was lining up the next guy (arranging time) whilst on her way to the door with the current punter!

Plus you are not taking into account three important factors for the best girls in clubs:

1. Most guys give tips - 10 here, 20 there. If the service is good.

2. Many pretty girls take the guy for an hour and he's out after 20 minutes! So she isn't restricted to one an hour..

I'm still trying to work out the scam might have been. I was asked for money straight off. Maybe it's get the dosh before the guy susses the gender & then he'll leave without trying to recover it. Situation like that, a lot of guys wouldn't want a fuss. Not a problem to me. I enjoy fuss. And I'm not stupid enough to contact putas I don't know on my personal number. I have a burner. Something goes wrong, I dump the SIM, wipe the fone. The event never occurred.

I think we have very different attitudes to putas, PayForIt. I'm not in the slightest bit impressed with "pretty girls". I know plenty of pretty girls. The CDS is full of them. They're for socialising with. The line-up in Estark is a yawn. Mostly I'm interested in putas for what they do & you don't find that out until they do it. Paying for extras. I've never paid for CIM. Why would I? Some girls do, most don't unless you've known them for a while. Anal, if you have to pay for it, is generally 50 euros top. I've never been asked for 100. Most of the girls I see regularly it's part of the service & how the mood takes us. But clubs are a different world. Money machines of illusion where everything is on the clock & has a price. It's not somewhere I'd go for good sex. Why you can't hack the scene outside of clubs I haven't a clue. The other 95% of punters manage all right. Lack of experience?

[PayForIt]

Sounds interesting. I must try her, but I don't like just optifuk, I want good service too. Report back when you try her, lets see how it is. I'm sure you going to try her tonight or tomorrow night.

Not possible for at least a week due to work commitments and to be honest, as I won't have a lot of time in Spain this time around, I would take Veronica again over her next time I'm in E92. I also want to test the water again in Scandalos as there were a lot of options last time I was there (as Tiny has verified again below) but honestly not sure if I have 2 nights activities left on this trip. Had anticipated staying 6-8 weeks but that is no longer possible and am likely to head back East after next weekend. Hope to get one night at least with Veronica at E92.

[PayForIt]

I've never heard of anyone barfining from a Spanish club. The girls don't work for the club. It's a hotel with a bar. It's not actually a club in any of the normal senses of the word. If anybody's paid a barfine to get a girl out they've been scammed. If someone from the management asks for one, tell them you'll inform the police. That'll shut them up.

It's not bar-fining in the Thai sense of paying a fee to the club or owner to take the girls out. As mentioned in my previous response. I didn't pay the club a fee. I paid the girls a fee. I could understand the club getting upset if this happened a lot as it deprives them of the room fees from the girls (who often get the punters to pay them). But in the sense that Tiny meant that I had taken girls out of the club. That is correct.

[Qazwsx5]

I don't do 30 minutes so don't know for sure but I would not be surprised if 100 is correct. Or possibly a bit more to dissuade guys for only taking 30 minutes. Interesting discussion with Ina about prices. She said some of the less attractive girls will do 70/30 minutes. She said that whilst you'the think that was poor in fact they can be up and down to the room many times and some of the girls wonder if they are right to hang out for more.

Christina is really unmissable. She is a blonde spinner. Long blonde (extensions hair), wears bikini in the bar as she has a fabulous body. Facially 9/10 - very pretty. I have been with her in Scandalos but not 92 since I felt she tried to upsell me to 200 last time I was there. But clearly that's no longer correct. I haven't tried to negotiate her to say 350/2 hours. Might give that a whirl next time. Very much optifuk. I don't remember her service being memorable but in honesty I cannot remember the session. Would have been say 3 years ago. Worth another punt given her looks and body.

Sounds interesting. I must try her, but I don't like just optifuk, I want good service too. Report back when you try her, lets see how it is. I'm sure you going to try her tonight or tomorrow night.

[Andalus Expat]

That crossed my mind. I think PayForIt reported barfining a couple of women from there for the sheet fee one evening and then partying with them for hours at the hotel next door. Also I believe someone reported that you pay the same sheet fee for 30 minutes or 2 hours, so Im wondering whether they were really going to dock her if we didnt get out of the room after the phone call.

She also told me she could spend a couple of hours during the day eating out or whatever without paying anything. It didn't add up.

She said this was her first time in Spain and she'd only been there 5 days. So maybe it was an honest mistake. Or maybe she's really been there for years and figures a punter's more likely to go to the room with fresh meat.

I've never heard of anyone barfining from a Spanish club. The girls don't work for the club. It's a hotel with a bar. It's not actually a club in any of the normal senses of the word. If anybody's paid a barfine to get a girl out they've been scammed. If someone from the management asks for one, tell them you'll inform the police. That'll shut them up.

[PayForIt]

Reporting back PayForIt. Well, tonight wasn't as entertaining as my trip to Cleofas and Fontana, but a night well spent none the less.

I got to New Scandalo around 11:30 PM. One of the Nigerian bouncers directed me to some kind of machine like what you use to pay for parking in a mall. You insert 50 EUR, and it's supposed to spit back out 35 EUR and a ticket for one drink. The Nigerian fucked up so I ended up with two drink tickets and 20 EUR. He called his boss who was going through some administrative rigamorole to get me back my 15 EUR until I said fuck it, I'll just get two drinks. Problem solved. I'd already been tanking up on liquor before I got there, to avoid paying 15 EUR for drinks, so had a pretty good buzz, especially after slamming down a few more gin and tonics in the club.

A couple of Croatians introduced themselves and I got rid of them without a lot of hassle. Next up was Wendi, fresh off the boat from Medellin. She had just been in Malaga for 5 days and this was her first trip, anywhere. She was excited because she'd never seen the beach or a sea before -- she'd never been to Cartagena, Santa Marta, San Andreas, nowhere. She's in her mid to late twenties and has nicely done store bought breasts, but is not among the hottest women in Scandalo.

Aside: This place has serious talent. I'm a connoisseur of hooker bars, and I can't necessarily say I've ever been in one that had as many hot women as Scandalo on a Saturday night. Brixx in Singapore and La Dolce Vita in Cartagena, Colombia maybe compare. Now I haven't been to the FKK's or Globe or the Scandalo in Sao Paulo (bucket list items), but this place is world class.

There's a saying, it's better to let the woman pick you, and that's what happened with Wendi. We talked about Colombian history and politics over a couple of drinks before heading to the room. She told me it was $150 for 40 minutes or $300 for one hour. My momma didn't raise no fool so I took the 40 minute option.

We get to the cashier and Wendi pays the $35 house fee out of the $150. We had a great time in the room. They called after 30 minutes, and we ended up vacating the room just before 40 minutes had passed so she wouldn't have to pay another $35. Then we retreated to some kind of quieter smoking bar in the Scandalo complex. We talked for a good while longer, with me nursing my last gin and tonic, before we traded WhatsApp info and I headed out. She told me she could spend the day with me sometime, but I'd have to pay the house $300. The reasoning she said is the customer meets the lady at Scandalo's and therefore the establishment deserves a cut. If they see her out on the town with a customer and she didn't pay the $300, then she's fucked. Fair enough, although I'm not sure I'll be forking over the $300.

The Nigerians kindly helped me get a taxi to get back to my hotel, and I literally stumbled back to my room, raising the concern of the people at reception after I fell flat on my face. But I didn't care. I'm in Malaga, I've got a great buzz, and I just got laid! Time to knock down a couple of Aleve (OTC pain killers) and hit the sack.

Thanks again to contributors for the excellent info in this forum which made this night of debauchery possible.

Another fantastic report Tiny. Glad you liked the club. Jesus. The towels now went to 35 from 30 - which itself was disgusting!

I agree that you got ripped here with the "only just arrived" stuff and the price. 99% of the girls in Scandalos do 250/ hour and many will go to 200 if pushed. So 150/40 was really high. Still. You liked her, and got her number. Totally agree that she will pocket all the cash you pay.

I paid no barfine with the two I took out. Just told them I'the pay 200 each per hour and they agreed. No sneaking out. It was cold that night. They both went and put coats on, walked up to me in the bar making it very clear to all that we were leaving. No questions asked. I suspect you'll get Wendi for a lot less than she is suggesting if you want to repeat outside.

As you say, the standard of looks in the club is very impressive.

Will pm you privately about Brixx.

Thanks for another great report, particularly loved the ending and hope the fall wasn't too bad (it sounded hilarious!

[PayForIt]

Read your latest report with considerable amusement, PayForIt. You must have had a few drinks in the club. How would your startlingly successful friend make 2000 euros in a night? At 200 an hour, that's ten clients for an hour, back to back, each. 10 hours. And you've said yourself in a recent post the club doesn't get busy until after 11. She taking them upstairs in groups? And that doesn't allow for time to get a shower between clients & the time required to schmooze them in the bar.

Glad you enjoyed it. Christina doesn't arrive in the bar at 11. She is one of the earliest in the bar. Around 9 pm. I also know for a fact she has some regulars who "pop in" for an hour during afternoons. She doesn't do the schmoozing. Doesn't need to. Spinner body with not much covering it, pretty face. I described her to Qaz as optifuk. Guys think "wow", approach and often take her instantly. I don't see her needing to approach many guys. On Friday she was lining up the next guy (arranging time) whilst on her way to the door with the current punter!

Plus you are not taking into account three important factors for the best girls in clubs:

1. Most guys give tips - 10 here, 20 there. If the service is good.

2. Many pretty girls take the guy for an hour and he's out after 20 minutes! So she isn't restricted to one an hour.

3. You are ignoring charges for extras. I have no idea if she does anal or CIM but my guess is that if she does either she'll want more for it. Standard in Germany is 50 more for CIM, 50 more for BDSM, 100 more for anal. I cannot imagine her doing any of those for free. But I don't know.

Maybe you are right. Maybe 2000 was too high. But if it is, it won't be by much. She is busy pretty much from when she walks into the bar until end of the night. I do know this. Standard in E92 for "all night" with the girl is 800 euros. Again, guessing as I don't know, but from her success rate I would imagine she would reject this as it wouldn't match her earning potential.

I didn't look at the escort options you posted as I don't do them. Not least for fear of bait and switch. Or, since your post in the main forum. WORSE! Bad enough to turn up to an apartment to find that the stunningly slim girl on the website is an ugly fatty, (common occurence!) but your experience of turning up for an appointment to find two transvestites wins the prize for bait and switch of the century! Now I cannot be sure, and I do know that punting in clubs costs more, but I cannot believe I've ever been face to face with a tranny in a line up in a club! As I've said a million times, and I fully accept it's horses for courses and we all like different things (which is great), for me, I 100% want to see what I am buying before I buy it. When I am in the presence of a very sexy lady, and I know I'm about to go fuck her, my excitement and expectation levels are high. Previously when I risked escorts outside, I'd see a picture, that excitement and expectation grew, I'd get to the door and CRASH. Awful, ugly, fat whatever. Ok. I don't pay. I saved the cash. But by then my excitement was not fulfilled, my expectations crushed, and what do I do, get back on my phone as I walk away in horror to take the risk of repeating that all over again? Erm. No thanks.

For balance, I have to say I've taken girls to the room in clubs full of excitement, and their service is poor. But no issue. Limit the session then to 30 minutes, she's still pretty (as I picked her) so enjoy the fuck / suck / whatever and then back to the bar to make a selection. And maybe choose one of the girls I know will give great service. For all those reasons, selecting very sexy girls in clubs will always be my first option. Erotic massage second. No more escorts for me (or trannys!

[Andalus Expat]

Is it possible to pick up girls in feria? If so, which stalls and what time?

Entirely possible. Almost unavoidable if one knows a lot of them already. Friday was entirely Brasil but Colombia, Mexico & Paraguay got a visit last night. Back to Brasil tonight. Wear your drinking trousers. It'll end when it ends.