Cozumel

[CozDiver]

In doing some research on possible places to play, I ran across a few past reports of local authorities making sweeps to check health cards. The sweeps included the usual suspects that have been much-discussed in this thread like Salsa, Platinos, California, and BarCo. The sweeps also included some other places that I had not heard of before, like:

Bicho's Karaoke Bar (corner of 5 Sur & 60 Av Sur) the entrance mentions "Bellas Chicas", which I'm taking as a good sign) ;

Copa Cabana (65th between 5 Sur & Morelos) ;

El Camarote (65th between 3 Sur & Salas) ;

Gusano Rojo (corner of Juarez & 75 Av Sur) ;

La Jungla (corner of 8 Nte & 50 Av Nte) ; and.

La Caverna de Rex (30 Av Sur between Morelos & 3 Sur).

Does anyone have any experience or info on any of these locations? Thanks!

[CozDiver]

I'll be diving in Cozumel for a week in March and plan on playing some while I'm there. Between this board, the monger map, and Google Street View, I think I can make the most of my free time. Any updates on current rates, club preferences, or new openings / closings? With my schedule and being on the go until the evenings, I doubt I'll get to sample Club Salsa, but my plan is to check out Bar & Co as a first option. If I have time, I'd like to take a peak inside La Pacha for more local flavor and private dances. As fallbacks, I'm leaning toward California Club, Cigar Bar, and Platinos (in that order). I doubt I'll be brave enough to venture there alone, but if I'm feeling adventurous, I might even check out Yum Chak / Trebol II. I'm just not thrilled about the idea of venturing down a narrow dirt road to a walled compound when I'm alone, by myself, in the dark, in a foreign country, with a pretty significant language barrier. I'll give a report when I get home. Any updated information would be much appreciated.

On the Mardi Gras question, I was on a cruise that was docked at Cozumel on Mardi Gras last year. The word was that they did have a Mardi Gras party in the evening, but the cruise ship left the port before dark, so we didn't get to check it out. I'm guessing that the Cozumel bar, Fat Tuesday, might be a good starting point for Mardi Gras.

[SanLuisMex]

Is there a Mardi Gras party in Cozumel or Cancun? If so, is the party good? Any info would be helpful. Fat Tues is Feb 21.

Thanks

[Aesder]

Headed to because end of November on a cruise. Figure I'll have a couple hours to play after scuba diving. Any recent updates on places close to the pier where the ship will dock?

A

[SpecialOne8]

Do the hotels in cozumel give you crap if you bring hookers to your room? Is it controlled in any way? Thanks a lot Any specific hotels and spots for getting hooker you guys would recommend. Thanks

CB, check out a map someone created of Cozomel's houses of ill repute. Just about every one of them is listed there. Exact addresses as well. You can't miss.

As I mentioned in my previous post,"take out" is frowned upon by the managers of the clubs. Even if you got them to agree to take-out (it will cost you) the girls stick out like sore thumbs in most of the hotels. It can be done, but you really need to know what you're doing. I would not advise it. It is better to go back to their place. Many of these girls are single, or help feed the family by "working" so you're better off going that route.

Good luck and POST YOUR RESULTS! We fellow mongers need to pick up the act here and get updated intel on this board!

Remember, if you wish to reach me, you'll have to do it over on USASG, because I can't seem to PM you here.

[SpecialOne8]

My friend could you pm me her info please

Hey CB,

I tried to PM you, but when I went to your page, there was no link for me to click so I could send you a PM.[Email address deleted by Admin] She's a hottie and I don't want to make any trouble for her by posting such info publicly. (Besides, Jackson would get pissed if I did something so stupid, and rightfully so.)

Ciao

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[CubanBorn87]

What is the range in price usually for an hour of action

[CubanBorn87]

As promised, I'm reporting back on my findings from my most recent trip of three weeks ago when I was back on Cozumel.

As was accurately reported by senior members here; without a doubt BARCO was the place to check out during the day. (I was a day-tripper on-shore during my cruise-ship's stop there.)

After dumping the rest of my party at the beach, I took a stroll over to Barco which is located near the southern-most cruise ship pier on the main shore-road. (I beleive the road is known as "C-1".) As I walked towards the two-story white building this gentleman's club is located in, I noticed what appeared to be an amazing bronze goddess with an incredible figure that supported perfect mammies, curves that resembled a coke bottle outline and an ass that was a 10 (if you like apple=bottoms). As I walked upstairs, she came to attention, and waited for me to offer the obligitory Ola! Although she was in 4-inch pumps, it was easy to see she was an ideal natural height of 5'6" with a weight of 125lbs. Her top was a C cup, and after being escorted inside by her arm and arm, then being granted the freedom to sample, it was easy to deternine these were not after-market bolt-ons, but in fact, original equipment. Her long black hair was like strands of silk, and flowed perfectly down her mid-back in the fan-swept air of the club's main dance-room. We walked over to the bar and without hesitation, I requested a Dos Eques XX dark so the bartender would not think I was there for "take-out". (Usually very deeply frowned on by management of such establishments.) While I sucked down my beer, my bronze goddess continued to play with my ear and massage my neck, all the time suggesting we head to one of the back rooms. Rather than rush, I decided to play with her assets to see just how much would actually be on the menu once we retired to more comfortable surroundings. The more I played, the more playground area she provided. When things got down to brass-tacks, she told me it was. 4 for a room, and. 10 for her. I told her while I wanted to know her even better, the price was too high. I countered with. 10 for everything, and she walked over to the manager / bartender who after a few words agreed. Just like senior-members mentioned here on the thread, you can find quality for a fair price, you just have to be a gentleman and stick to your guns. (But it also helps to acknowledge the laws of supply and command, as there were 5-6 putas and only two gringos; me and a drunken fat-bastard who was more interested in proving he liked to lick pussy than seriously offer to provide anything more.)

As I looked around, I was able to inventory the "supply" and found that of the 5 or 6 putas, one (my bronze goddess) was a solid 9; another was a solid 8 (just a little heavier than my goddess but other than that, VERY nice.) two were a 6 and one was no better than a 5. Now with options like that, and costs for quality companionship not exceeding. 10 in a comfortable, private A / C room, who can complain?

The only disappointment of the experience was that the rest of my party called me on my cell (why did I ever answer it damn it!) telling me they were hot, tired, hungry, sun burned, and wanted to head back to the ship a little early. Needless to say, I had to inform my bronze goddess that our tryst would have to wait until my potential return this coming November.

I asked her if I could have her digits, which she happily provided. If I can time it right, I should be able to cut-out the middleman nextime, and pay her directly during my next trip to Cozo. That would make for an extra-special time indeed!

Anyone wanting her personal contact-info, PM me.

SP-8

My friend could you pm me her info please

[CubanBorn87]

Do the hotels in cozumel give you crap if you bring hookers to your room? Is it controlled in any way? Thanks a lot Any specific hotels and spots for getting hooker you guys would recommend. Thanks

[Calboy69]

Hello, fellow punters!

I wanted to do my part in giving back to this forum with my report. I did post few on German FKK clubs as Calboy but for some reason I could not remember the pw.

So I am now Calboy69. Love my new I'd.

There are just few places for us to visit in because as we all know. I found that Barco is the best of all and there really isn't any reason for looking else where.

Salsa was a disaster with the quality of ladies. And the facility doesn't even open for night crawlers like myself.

I stayed at Park Royal all inclusive and the location of Barco was simply superb!

I am hoping that Barco is the one that is just about 3-4 blocks down towards the Souther tip of the island? This men's club was located on the 2nd floor of a white stucco building on the left with huge banner on the balcony.

For someone like me who has been all around the world in my quest for beautiful putas. I really did not have much expectations in Cozumel. Went there for scuba and was merely hoping for maybe one decent punt.

Well, it turned out that I found my little Mexican girl at Barco whom I spent few hours together. It is my thing NOT to mention the name. She was 21 yo (per her) with really dark tan. Nice body with full size B or small C cup. Didn't speak any English at all.

Perhaps the guy who wrote his report below me was the gringo who was seating close to me. I was the one with 2 chicas for few hours dancing and keep on buying them drinks.

$20 per chica's drink and they drank FAST! My drink was. What was it. 4 or 5 bucks. One chubby, older but very friendly 32 yo woman I had, was 100 bucks for sex. Room charge was. Was it 50? The they freaking charged me 5 bucks for one condom!

This chica's fee was negotiated from 200, down to 100. Gave her 50 more though as she was relatively sweet and fun.

My bonita 21 yo asked me for 200 and I did not bargain with her. I gave her straight 200, no tip. She didn't even give me a covered BJ, but since I'm not really into BJ, I was ok.

The room is nothing like what I'm used to in German FKK clubs. Service is not so great. But I had a blast. I had some extra cash that I earned that I was willing to burn and this place was perfect. I kept on buying the chicas (both with me for hours) drinks and boy, do they know how to drink. I even counted their drink coins they receive from the bar when an idiot like me buy them drinks. I stopped after they each had 11.

The older chica was fun to talk to and she translated everything for me so I was also able to communicate and have fun with prettier, younger one.

It's not just sex that makes me happy. It's the whole atmosphere of them knowing that I'm willing to spend to kiss my ass and make me feel like a princess for few hours.

Went twice during my 6 day stay. Had a great time.

32yo.

Looks 6.

Service in the room 8.

Attitude 9.

21 yo.

Looks 9.

Service in the room 6.

Attitude 9.

PS- Went to a small mens club right outside Park Royal. (literally hole in the wall) According to the old dude outside bouncing," putas aqui, no sex. Only dance and touch." I said," adios why no gracias."

[SpecialOne8]

As promised, I'm reporting back on my findings from my most recent trip of three weeks ago when I was back on Cozumel.

As was accurately reported by senior members here; without a doubt BARCO was the place to check out during the day. (I was a day-tripper on-shore during my cruise-ship's stop there.)

After dumping the rest of my party at the beach, I took a stroll over to Barco which is located near the southern-most cruise ship pier on the main shore-road. (I beleive the road is known as "C-1".) As I walked towards the two-story white building this gentleman's club is located in, I noticed what appeared to be an amazing bronze goddess with an incredible figure that supported perfect mammies, curves that resembled a coke bottle outline and an ass that was a 10 (if you like apple=bottoms). As I walked upstairs, she came to attention, and waited for me to offer the obligitory Ola! Although she was in 4-inch pumps, it was easy to see she was an ideal natural height of 5'6" with a weight of 125lbs. Her top was a C cup, and after being escorted inside by her arm and arm, then being granted the freedom to sample, it was easy to deternine these were not after-market bolt-ons, but in fact, original equipment. Her long black hair was like strands of silk, and flowed perfectly down her mid-back in the fan-swept air of the club's main dance-room. We walked over to the bar and without hesitation, I requested a Dos Eques XX dark so the bartender would not think I was there for "take-out". (Usually very deeply frowned on by management of such establishments.) While I sucked down my beer, my bronze goddess continued to play with my ear and massage my neck, all the time suggesting we head to one of the back rooms. Rather than rush, I decided to play with her assets to see just how much would actually be on the menu once we retired to more comfortable surroundings. The more I played, the more playground area she provided. When things got down to brass-tacks, she told me it was. 4 for a room, and. 10 for her. I told her while I wanted to know her even better, the price was too high. I countered with. 10 for everything, and she walked over to the manager / bartender who after a few words agreed. Just like senior-members mentioned here on the thread, you can find quality for a fair price, you just have to be a gentleman and stick to your guns. (But it also helps to acknowledge the laws of supply and command, as there were 5-6 putas and only two gringos; me and a drunken fat-bastard who was more interested in proving he liked to lick pussy than seriously offer to provide anything more.)

As I looked around, I was able to inventory the "supply" and found that of the 5 or 6 putas, one (my bronze goddess) was a solid 9; another was a solid 8 (just a little heavier than my goddess but other than that, VERY nice.) two were a 6 and one was no better than a 5. Now with options like that, and costs for quality companionship not exceeding. 10 in a comfortable, private A / C room, who can complain?

The only disappointment of the experience was that the rest of my party called me on my cell (why did I ever answer it damn it!) telling me they were hot, tired, hungry, sun burned, and wanted to head back to the ship a little early. Needless to say, I had to inform my bronze goddess that our tryst would have to wait until my potential return this coming November.

I asked her if I could have her digits, which she happily provided. If I can time it right, I should be able to cut-out the middleman nextime, and pay her directly during my next trip to Cozo. That would make for an extra-special time indeed!

Anyone wanting her personal contact-info, PM me.

SP-8

[ReefShark1234]

I'm on the island now and could use a wingman. Anyone else on the island? Maybe some info?

[Antonio]

Got out of my rented car and started to walk to the entrance of the Club Salsa when a cute morena gave me the come-hither look as she passed me on her scooter. I returned the look and she stopped just 20 ft. beyond the entrance to the club. Walked up to her, & she asked if I wanted a massage--I didn't respond right away, so she offered "servicio completo" (the whole conversation was in Spanish). I signed on verbally, and she said follow me (the bouncer at the Club Salsa was pissed). Went about 300 ft. past the Club and turned right on a dirt road and then another 200 feet to her little house (she rents the space from the landlady, who was on the premises at the time but cleared out once I got there). Turns out she's an ex-circus acrobatic performer (from Vera Cruz) and out of work, looking to establish a "massage" business. She offered a very pleasing 15 minutes of massage in the nude, then a very engaged GFE (BBBJ, DFK, and, I'm sure DATY would have been available too, plus grande finale). Very nice person and conversationalist, with a great smile. The tariff: 800 pesos, todo incluido. She probably speaks passable English, but not sure, since we only spoke in Spanish. Anyhow, give her a call and tell her that you're "a friend of Lorenzo, the Italian actor". Her cell number: 9871120537. Ask someone how to dial it from within Mexico. Treat her tenderly. Don't know if posting tel. numbers is kosher on this site, so if it gets nixed, pm me for the info.

[SpecialOne8]

This.

Monger Map

Has some Cozumel locations

Strike,

I got to tell ya, all of us mongers owe you big-time for putting this map together! I've been to cozo 4 times since the hurricanes of 2005, and NEVER have I had any luck finding one of these places while on-foot. Being a native-NYr, you learn never to ask questions when you're the fish out of water; and because of this, I've never struck paydirt. But on my next jaunt (cruise the end of this month, I now have the perfect cover. The Green Cigar Bar. What a perfect name for a cover. Hopefully, they have some decent talent there during the day. If so, I should have some good intel to report back to the rest of you here on this thread.

Thanks again Strike, we owe you!

SP8

[Nascent Alligato]

My first mongering experience was at the Bar Salsa last week. And yes, I was diving in Cozumel. Otherwise I would have looked for and found better elsewhere. There was the usual girly-bar cheesiness, but overall the atmosphere was indeed relaxed. After ditching the "4" that accosted me at door (and I'm being generous with her rating) I bought the obligatory $3 XX beer, wandered inside and watched some pool. The pickings were disappointing even knowing that's what I'd find here. And I was just about ready to leave. But then a girl appeared that finally attracted my attention. She was pretty, slim, articulate, smart (!) , sweet, and, well. Sweet. I appreciated that she didn't look like "a puta." After a leisurely and rewarding visit I returned 4 days later for a second date. She recognized me immediately and made the second date even more than worthwhile than the first. For her I decided not to negotiate hard, but she made sure I didn't regret the 130-140 rate I paid (tourist rates).

Coincidentally, it was Paloma. And yes, I do highly recommend her massage.

So, while apparently not easy. It IS possible to find satisfaction in Cozumel.