Cozumel

[Codawg]

Several Cozumel adult establishments are located south of town, near the intersection of Rafiel Melgar (the major north/south road that runs along the coast) and Avendida Claudio Canto Anduza (a boulevard that is the equivalent of south 135th) This intersection is directly outside the international boat dock (Puerto Maya) where the cruise ships dock. There is a traffic light at this intersection. The Pemex gas station is just south of the intersection.

Bar and Co.

Is located ¼ mile south of the intersection, on the East side of Rafiel Melgar If you download google earth, this place is located at approximately 20deg 28' 28. 13"N 86deg 58' 23. 39" W (the satellite photos on Google earth were taken shortly after a major hurricane and does not show the actual building, just a vacant parking lot, so I may be slightly off on the location. I did not actually visit this establishment. I have placed a photo of the building on Google Earth.

[Jdit]

Wow-this board is rather dead, huh? I'll add this report.

I'm on because for a week doing some diving. Took today off and rented a scooter to visit the rest of the island and see what's up with the mongering sites. I stopped at the Greenhouse near the main plaza (a previous post had the location close-it's on Av. 2 Norte, one block north of the Plaza and a half block from Av Rafael Melgar). Within 20 seconds of sitting down at a table, a girl walked up to me-actually, I should say a woman-I can't for the life of me remember her name. She immediately propositioned me-"you can have a drink and sex here. " Wow. Talk about fast work! She looked OK (probably a 6 or so), the cups, and the price wasn't too bad (negotiated 1100 MX, or about $87 US). Went back to the room which is, as described in a previous post, the size of a small walk-in closet) and we got down to business. A short, mediocre massage, then the cover went on, CBJ with DATY, CG, mish. Changed condoms, got a little more CBJ, then finished with mish. I've never mongered in a place as hot and humid as Cozumel, so I was sweating profusely when I finished. I had to take a short shower to wash off the sweat, then tossed on some Purell to sanitize the boys. Left reasonably happy after paying 40 pesos for the coke I had.

Did my circuit of the island, checking out all the tourist trap gift shops on the way. The beaches on the east side of the island, BTW, are really pretty, if a little narrow. I should come back sometime and just hang on one of the beaches for a day.

Anyway, as I finished the grand tour, I ran up past the other sites near the international pier. Barco looked open but I didn't go in. I dropped by the Club Salsa where I went in just to look around. At this point, I only had $500 mx and $25 US in my pocket. I was met immediately by a cute, 25-ish girl named April. C/D cup boobs, pretty face, I would say 7-8. She gave the usual "want a drink? Want sex? " routine. We chatted for a bit and she asked if I wanted to go back to the room. I mentioned to her how much money I had in my pocket and, after a bit of thought, she agreed, saying "when you come back, you pay me more, yes? " I said yes, though I don't know if I'll have time to return on this trip. Anyway, we went back into a larger toom than in Greenhouse, though again, no AC. Hot as hell back there. Good CBJ, finger in kitty, DATY, enthusiastic CG and mish. Had to end with a HJ, since I'd already popped earlier in the day. Damn this getting-old thing. Room was really hot, BTW-I left a rather large sweat stain on the sheet. Good thing I was the last customer of the day-chicas were leaving the bar as I headed out the door.

Anyway, two pops for about 150. Lousy by Tijuana standards, but not bad based on what's been posted on this board.

Two more things: as I drove past Salsa on a recon, I saw California Club two doors down. I had walked past the place the other night on a long hike from the hotel, but didn't see the sign. The place looks totally empty-abandoned, even. The storm shutter was rolled down completely and no movement in sight, even as I was leaving at 6:30 or so. I don't know what it means-could be closed, or not.

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I love Cozumel because that's where I earned my advanced diving certifications. What a great dive local. It's been a few years since I was there solo. Cozumel (beautiful island that it is) is one of the safest places in Mexico; a reasonably secure family spot. The police are on top of everything and everyone coming on the island and "crime" is less there than in my US town.

You are right about the leanness of reports on this locale. Cozumel has talent. And play. But it's not always easily affordable (I. E. Tijuana). I lucked out last time because the cute / hot little concierge at my Hotel took an active (not p4p) interest in me and would sneak (unofficially visit) to my room on occasion to make sure I was OK; usually right after her shift. (I can give no more details. So please don't ask.) Everybody also know everyone as a resident, so all I can say is "It was fun! ".

Renting a scooter and circling the island is a great way to spend a day There are a couple of little beach bars of the East (windward) side of the island. Very remote and laid back. I used to know of one big club a few clicks outside of town. Nights only! Don't remember the name. but if it's still there, the taxi drivers will take you. Pricing was reasonable. Also, there was a club called Black and White in the town' pretty good.

As for mongering, best to connect with a good taxi driver or bartender. They will get you to the goods. Because Cozumel is such a family type place, the real action tends to be at night although there are obviously daytime places as previously mentioned. Especially when the cruise ships hit port. When the ship's is port, the day-girls are ready to party.

I hope to make it back solo in the next year or so. But since that time, I discovered Costa Rica and Columbia (not too much further away) and the bang for buck in those places is much better. Unless like me. You get lucky every once in awhile! Even poor old pups like me get a bone now and again. Mexican women are pretty fine IMHO. Enjoy!

[Grey #1]

Keep looking, AWAY from the tourist trap locations, you will get much better prices.

I am 60+ years old, I buy NONE of those, if the feel and smell of a pretty pussy don't get me up then it's time to quit.

Pay 300 pesos for a pussy, and then $25 for a pill to fuck it? Get real.

How about the names and locations of a few of those places? I use your philosophy, but I think not as well as you. I will be in Cozumel 8/28 for 3 or 4 days. Any chance of you giving me a little tour?

[Bbond]

Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.
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Keep looking, AWAY from the tourist trap locations, you will get much better prices.

I am 60+ years old, I buy NONE of those, if the feel and smell of a pretty pussy don't get me up then it's time to quit.

Pay 300 pesos for a pussy, and then $25 for a pill to fuck it? Get real.

[Bbond]

Why are the girls still asking $150? Haven't they heard about supply vs demand?

It is very clear you don't understand Mexico or Mexican economics.
Business drops, prices rise as the girl works less, she wants to make more money per fuck. A sure business killer, but that's the way they work it. Stupid, and don't fall for it.

Sure I am not there, but in Nuevo Laredo, the same situation applies, you should see some of the girls I get for 300 - 400 pesos for 2 hours, it's my money, my rules, you would be surprised how many will agree. (they have mouths to feed at home, it's something or nothing.) Last girl I had here spent the night for 500 pesos, probably would have taken 400, if I pushed the issue.
But why argue over 100 pesos, about $8? You should see my 1pm appointment tomorrow, solid 8 with a 10+ service factor, will cost me 500 pesos, but she will stay till I say go.

[Desertratco]

Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.

Stay safe out there!

Oops. I misread the previous post. I guess it's possible that you could get one of the ED meds for $50 for four, but that's still $12.50 per dose. I bought some generics from an Indian company online (I can't remember the name) and they seem to be OK. The only thing is that maybe one out of 5 doesn't seem to work--I take it and nothing happens. However, since I bought the things for about $4.50 per pill, (I think it was $80 for 20, plus about $10 for shipping) missing one out of 5 seems reasonable. No spam from them or anything, but I do get a polite letter every few months "reminding" me to get a refill.

[One Wing Low]

Cozumel has a fairly large town East of the town square.

There have to be many venues for local mongers. A Zona Roja is probably a few miles from the town center.

I was in Cozumel recently and was driving all over the island, but I had company so I did not monger.

Any bros in the island should engage a taxi driver to find the exact directions to La Zona Roja and advise. Or may be a search of the internet may point to some directions...

[Desertratco]

Wow--this board is rather dead, huh? I'll add this report.

I'm on Coz for a week doing some diving. Took today off and rented a scooter to visit the rest of the island and see what's up with the mongering sites. I stopped at the Greenhouse near the main plaza (a previous post had the location close--it's on Av. 2 Norte, one block north of the Plaza and a half block from Av Rafael Melgar). Within 20 seconds of sitting down at a table, a girl walked up to me--actually, I should say a woman--I can't for the life of me remember her name. She immediately propositioned me--"you can have a drink and sex here." Wow. Talk about fast work! She looked OK (probably a 6 or so), D cups, and the price wasn't too bad (negotiated 1100 MX, or about $87 US). Went back to the room which is, as described in a previous post, the size of a small walk-in closet) and we got down to business. A short, mediocre massage, then the cover went on, CBJ with DATY, CG, mish. Changed condoms, got a little more CBJ, then finished with mish. I've never mongered in a place as hot and humid as Cozumel, so I was sweating profusely when I finished. I had to take a short shower to wash off the sweat, then tossed on some Purell to sanitize the boys. Left reasonably happy after paying 40 pesos for the coke I had.

Did my circuit of the island, checking out all the tourist trap gift shops on the way. The beaches on the east side of the island, btw, are really pretty, if a little narrow. I should come back sometime and just hang on one of the beaches for a day.

Anyway, as I finished the grand tour, I ran up past the other sites near the international pier. Barco looked open but I didn't go in. I dropped by the Club Salsa where I went in just to look around. At this point, I only had $500 mx and $25 US in my pocket. I was met immediately by a cute, 25-ish girl named April. C/D cup boobs, pretty face, I would say 7-8. She gave the usual "want a drink? Want sex?" routine. We chatted for a bit and she asked if i wanted to go back to the room. I mentioned to her how much money i had in my pocket and, after a bit of thought, she agreed, saying "when you come back, you pay me more, yes?" I said yes, though I don't know if I'll have time to return on this trip. Anyway, we went back into a larger toom than in Greenhouse, though again, no AC. hot as hell back there. Good CBJ, finger in kitty, DATY, enthusiastic CG and mish. Had to end with a HJ, since I'd already popped earlier in the day. Damn this getting-old thing. Room was really hot, btw--I left a rather large sweat stain on the sheet. Good thing I was the last customer of the day--chicas were leaving the bar as I headed out the door.

Anyway, two pops for about 150. lousy by TJ standards, but not bad based on what's been posted on this board.

Two more things: as I drove past Salsa on a recon, I saw California Club two doors down. I had walked past the place the other night on a long hike from the hotel, but didn't see the sign. The place looks totally empty--abandoned, even. The storm shutter was rolled down completely and no movement in sight, even as I was leaving at 6:30 or so. I don't know what it means--could be closed, or not.

Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.

Stay safe out there!

[Lonelyguy128]

Levitra is about 400-500 pesos for a box of four. Reputable pharmacies ie selling the real thing are Farmacias YZA or Farmacias del Ahorro.

Can you give me some idea of the location of YZA or del Ahorro? I really will only be in Cozumel for a 1/2 day cruise stop, so I won't have much time, if any to test out the Viagra that day.

[Hans Zimmer]

Levitra is about 400-500 pesos for a box of four. Reputable pharmacies ie selling the real thing are Farmacias YZA or Farmacias del Ahorro.

[Fuddzie]

I will be in Cozumel for a few hours on a cruise. Does anyone know the going rate of Viagra in the farmacias? Also I assume rates vary greatly so if anyone knows of a good priced farmacia to go to I would appreciate that info as well.

I am not sure if I will be able to get away by myself to look for a chica, but from the postings here it does not sound like Cozumel has great prices or quality anyway.

My trip is not until February, so I have plenty of time to plan a disappearance if I read about anything that might be really worth it.

Cost of viagra depends on a couple things. They come in box of 2 or box of 4. The price, if I recall correctly, is 2/$10 or 4/$17. I recall they were mas barato de los EEUU. Sin embargo, hecho in Mexico. I did check out the company and they are connected with the folks in the USA. Again, don't depend on what I put as prices, however they were much cheaper. There is a club in Cozumel near the ship dock down a long dirt road that is called Club California. It has plenty of 8/9's. Also another place down same dirt road but the name excapes me. with some girls but no good lookers. You can get laid for about $60. The club Calif doesn't open until 21 hrs. Always full by 23hrs.
Also late at night is a club down the main road from the ship dock that has good quality from Monterey. I recommend going to Playa del Carmen for women. There are more clubs than you can shake a dick at, however you need to network with the locals because many are imbeded within the city. There is a club maybe called the Marlin on the main hwy that has 9/10's and maybe a couple 11's. Not all Mexican girls too, Bring plenty of cash!

[Lonelyguy128]

I will be in Cozumel for a few hours on a cruise. Does anyone know the going rate of Viagra in the farmacias? Also I assume rates vary greatly so if anyone knows of a good priced farmacia to go to I would appreciate that info as well.

I am not sure if I will be able to get away by myself to look for a chica, but from the postings here it does not sound like Cozumel has great prices or quality anyway.

My trip is not until February, so I have plenty of time to plan a disappearance if I read about anything that might be really worth it.

[Sound7]

No price reduction.

Curently the world economic situtation falls into " Law of No Return." Minimum price break provided. Law of Supply and Demand suspended.

No fair market forces in play.

Funny thing-each place I visited, I was the ONLY customer in sight. Things are pretty bleak in Cozumel financially. Why are the girls still asking $150? Haven't they heard about supply vs demand?

[Hans Zimmer]

Who knows what PDR means - it confused me as well. Maybe it's Playa. Then it would be PDC as it is known here. Also the party that ruled Mexico for 70 years is the PRI (Partido Revoluionario Institucional), not to be confused with the opposition party PRD (Partido de la Revolucion Democratica).

Hope this clears everything up, people!

lso could you please explain "PDR", I thought it meant Playa th Del Carmen, am I right, or is it another place that I am confused with, mucho gracias from Canada.

Until the late presidential elections, the PDR was the ruling political party since 192?.[/QUOTE]

[Surferboy67]

I visited Cozumel over the weekend. A few reports.

The Green House is located just one block north of the main square, 1/2 block up from the shore drive. It was nasty. NASTY. The girls there were 1's and 2's. I didn't want to even ask about prices. I was thinking more of "What would they PAY ME to do them? " I went back a second time to see if it was a fluke, and the same 4 girls (?) were there.

The Salsa Club was pretty much the same as before. A half dozen girls, 4-6 on the richter scale, wanting a minimum of 150 for sex and 20-30 for the room. Not worth visiting.

There is a "gentleman's club" just 1/2 block south of the international port, on the main drive. Go up the stairs to the second floor. You will be welcomed by the girls. It's kind of a strip club, but really just a front for a brothel, with 6 girls ranging from 2-7. $150/throw.

Funny thing-each place I visited, I was the ONLY customer in sight. Things are pretty bleak in Cozumel financially. Why are the girls still asking $150? Haven't they heard about supply vs demand?