Cozumel

[Blurr9]

Hey Guys

I will be in cozume on Feb 17-24 staying at the hotel Cozumel with a group of guys on a dive vacation. I will most likely be the only person in the group doing any extra activities so if someone wants to mabye hook up later in the evenings and go hunting, please let me know.

There are not many recent posts on this board and I was just wondering if there was any new info or if it was just a bad time of year for women in cozumel.

Thanks in advance for your help.

blurr9

[geo64]

Hi guys,

I will be posting a report in about a month. A few years ago I used the green door and prices then were the same as recent posts. I'm gonna try Salsa, as well as ferry over to Playa where you can get fs at Spa Ha for $95. Was there 5weeks ago and you can't go wrong with Malena!

[Kanky Mofo]

Gentlemen,

Thanks for the information on the Salsa. My experience was incredible, not so much because I got the chance to pound on a sexy ass latina, but mostly because the information I found in this group made my visit to this city a hell of an experience.

I entered the club and within 2 minutes a non-english speaking, older "dancer" asked if I wanted to go play - in so many words (she basicly walked up, grabbed my cock and mumbled something) I passed as I didn't want to jump on the first thing smoking. I wanted to see the menu.

After a cold one and some strolling around, I saw 3 knock out girls. I approached one asked about the backroom. She initially qouted $1 for her and $.2 for the house. I countered with a $1 total and off we went.

I had never did this in a foreign country and my anxiety was a little high, but the chick was professional. Made me feel at ease while the worker changed the sheets and got the room prep'd.

Started off with a nice cbj. This was the first time I think I ever made a dancer earn her fee. I let her work it until she got tired. I originally asked about the time table and she said just "One Pop."

Next she went to the cowgirl position and after a few minutes, she reversed it. This drove me crazy. She had that nice pink a-hole looking at me, but she wouldn't let me enter, so I played the perimeter with my fingers.

After this move, she was getting a little bored. I didn't give a damn. I didn't care if she enjoyed it or not. I did! We next jumped to the mish position. Don't really care for this position as it seems like I'm making love with all the fake moning. I rode her brown pussy hard too, but I was holding out on the grand finale'.

In a classic move, I flipped her on her side in a kind of scissor position and pounced. I finally unleashed "hell" and continued the assualt. I gave in shortly thereafter though.

All-in-all a good time was had by me. I will say, she was sexy very ethnic looking latina in a nice black after 5:00pm dress with regular pumps, not the fuck-me pumps, but high enough.

The downside was she promised "everything" but wouldn't let me release on her face, nor would she give up the holy moly. And, lastly, although I got a decent sized member, you could drive a truck through this averaged sized woman's kit-kat. I think her name was Mimi.

ps Timetable still applies. When the cruise ships leave, the club closes...F-Carlos y Charlie's !!!

[Jdit]

I would like to add a PS to my report below. I went to the Green House again last night and there was another "hottie" present "Arlene". She was great. Looks: 8.5 (little tummy scar) / Attitude: 9.5 (lots of fun). Arlene is cool!

I was kind of hard in my previous report about the pricing, so take all that with a grain of salt. Green House Cozumel is a nice place conveniently located in town with a pleasant staff. Yes, it's a little pricey (about 30% above the average) , but it's run well and the staff there are nice. It's also a cool place just to stop in and have a drink or two. I would give it a reccomendation.

Be safe, make friends along the way and happy hunting! Thank you Jackson for your valuable service to the mongering hords.

[Jdit]

I am in Cozumel and can concur on the report regarding Green House (too pricey for Mexico with just one really cute gal IMHO "Jessica" who knows she is the best thing going there and doesn't give much service for the money. Girl $100 / Room $30 (Ay Carumba) She is a doll though and I've been with her, so this is an eye-witness report. Salsa is only open when the ships are in and is really a "day spot". I had a girl there early yesterday evening, "Karin" and she was OK. CBBJ and MPFS / $80 for the girl and $20 for the room / Beers: $3.00. Karin was about the best there at the time: Looks 6.5 / Attitude 8. I did not negotiate as I was ready to get down to business. My quess is that $60 vs. $80 would have been a done deal.

I will be checking out the Carribian Queen later tonight or this weekend. It's been awile, but I have had good experience there in the past. As the previous report states, one has to go through lots of 4-6's before you find the 8 - 10's... so it pays to be patient if you can hold out.

Good & safe hunting to all!

[Careful Buyer]

I'm a long-time visitor to Cozumel, and have experience with Salsa, Green House, Caribbean Queen and Platinas.

Long story short, you get the best bang for your buck at Salsa. Green House is way too pricey, geared towards the cruise ship crowd that has to be quick while their wives are shopping. Platinas has phenomenal looking girls, but you could go three times at Salsa for what you'll pay at Platinas.

Caribbean Queen is slightly more expensive than Salsa, but can be great if you hit it at the right time. I suggest going a little early, while its dead. While you'll be bothered a bit by some of the 4-6s, you can sometimes get bargain rates with a 9 or 10.

Still and all, Salsa is my first choice. Laid back, relaxed, and I've NEVER failed to have a great time there.

[Longshaft]

Hello my fellow mongers. Finally, my account has been upgraded and I can post of my experiences in Cozumel on May 15. We ( a large group of friends) decided to go to the Green House. Not all were interested in partaking the hobby, but a few did. We arrived shortly after 11AM. They had apparently just opened. All of the girls were freshly showered, and still streaming out of the back rooms to get ready for a hard day's work.

Within 10 minutes, the full assortment was there, about 20 in all to choose from. I settled on my choice not entirely on looks. She also seemed very friendly. Face, I'd rate her a 6, body a 7.5, but the service was definately a 10. Name was Carolina. Limited English, good enough to work out the deal and talk about what we had to talk about.

Started out with a bbbj, then wrapped that rascal and stuffed it in her cornhole. Examined her colon for a few minutes, then she did a couples minutes of ATM. Then hit that lovely Latina pussy for awhile. She wouldn't go for a facial, so I let loose my man gravy on her tits.

$130, negotiated in advance. All in all, a great experience. And as I said, she wasn't even the best looking one there, but I was very happy in the end with my decision. I have a poor quality pic that I will post later.

[Jasper Malloy]

I lurk a lot, but I had to chime in on this one, having recent knowledge of the place.

Salsa: It's pretty close to one of the cruise docks. The one port is Punta Langosta; Salsa is much closer to the other.

A $6 cab ride from Langosta (offhand, 4 kilometers) should definitely be less from the other (Pier International?). From that pier, hang a left for 3 - 4 "blocks", turn right (left would be the ocean) and it should be up about 3 blocks on the right.

Doesn't look like much from the outside at dusk, it looks like it should be a locals hangout, but I seriously doubt that's the case.

Cab drivers all know where it is, and there were plenty of cabs out front for the return trip.

No cover, sufficient bar, pool tables. Can't comment on the kitchen. It was a Wednesday at dusk, and the selection was (in my opinion) large, 20+ ladies of varying ages, body types, and English skills.

My friends and I decided right off the top that we'd not split up; we'd go in, see things, have a beer or two, and leave. After about 25 minutes of sitting and drinking, my friends disappeared one by one.

The most attractive of the bunch was actually very striking, but I (somehow) brought my U.S. sense of decency with me - she couldn't have been 17 (well, *maybe* 17. I assure you, the next time I'm faced with such a choice, I'll probably think it through a little less).

My experience there was positive (a nice girl found me and I was *very* impressed with her ability and manner), though I spent the rest of the evening wishing I'd ditched my friends, gone it alone, brought some black market Viagra, and made a day of it. Oh, my, I have to go back.

[Snook]

Gotta agree that the Green house cigar bar is a great place. I was there when they first opened (and have been back). First time got with a solid 9.5 by any standards. Other encounters have been less impressive, but good. Anyway, the first girl was young, incredible face and figure, WOW. My wife was getting a massage at the time. I am such a ****

Have also had a few goo times at Carribean Queen but sometimes they are open, and sometimes closed. Very frustrating. They should at least leave the damn gates open so if the bar is closed and the girls are hanging around the rooms, they could stay open for business. After all, I'm not going there just to drink beer.

I've been to Cozumel many times and still haven't figured out where that damn Salsa place is. And god knows I've looked. In my aimless searching I did once find a locals titty bar that offered private dances. I said sure and was given a number, no s***, and I assumed it was 10 or 15 songs away. I left. I'm amazed I made it back to the hotel, much less knowing the directions enough to relate how to get there. I would not recommend anyway so i won't waste a lot of brain power over it.

Don't overlook the women tourists and cruise crowd. I've hooked up with a number over the years. Their ship leaves at 10 or 11pm and, despite what we had together, they had to go. Thank god there was another ship coming in the next morning, or brothes if is was dry.

Snook

[BigJimT45]

I was in Cozumel last week and had a great time. The Green House Cigar Bar is the place to go. They advertise out front Mens Club and it certainly is that! Not a great selection of cigars but that doesnt seem to be their main product. The back room had a number of young ladies and most were nice looking. Not much haggling about service or price. I sat with Celeste and straight up she said Blow job ,full service $130. 100 for her 30 for the room. We went to the room she left to get a condom came back did a slow dance and got straight to business. Almost like a GFE. She didnt rush and I didnt either. Finished Russian Style. I didnt ask about anal but wish I had. Overall a great time. Cant wait to get back but in the meantime I will go the 150 miles down I35 to Nueva Laredo from SA to do my mongering.

[Ima Chump]

OH dude, I remember you! You were coming just as I was coming. No wait, she was coming, then I was, well anyway. It was a good time!

[Drogue]

I just got back from Cozumel and I can echo what Bird of Prey has written. It is almost eerie in the details. We may have been there at the same time.

[Ima Chump]

La Salsa is alive and well but you need to be aware that the location may have changed depending on what cruise line you arrive on! Let me clarify.

A previous post said La Salsa was walking distance from the pier. If you arrive at the International Dock, La Salsa is indeed walking distance. If you arrive at the Punta Lagnosta Dock; or by plane or by ferry from Playa De Carmen. Walking is an option, as long as long distance walking is your thing. 5-6 Kilometers!

Be aware that some of the cab drivers have become predatory in that you better ask how much BEFORE you get in the car. It used to be you could go anywhere on the island for $4-$5. Now, if you ask for one of the adult venues, they may try to add on a surcharge of $3-$6 figuring you are thinking with your small head! Remember, this is a country of negotiations.

When you arrive you enter the front door into the pool room. To your right is the "showgirls" lounge with nude dancers who are the same girls you are there choose from. I guess some could use area for auditions. The real action is on the center patio area in the rear. Here you can nurse a beer and select from an almost ever-changing variety of ladies.

I arrived last week, at 1:30 P.M. on a date that had 4 cruise ships sitting in the bay. There were 26 some girls working in all ages, shapes and attitudes. Some looked barely more than school girls. Some looked rode hard and put away wet. In other words, something for everyone.

Once you have selected the your plaything, negotiated the price, keeping in mind the variables.

1. The girl: $40-$100 depending on your negotiating skills; your competition; her competition; her looks; how many have proceeded you in the day; how much she wants to earn that day, etc.
2, The room: $20
3. The condom: $2
4. The towel boy who makes up the room for you: $2
5. The tip: $10-$25

You are ready to lock the door, turn on the air conditioner and let the girl strut her stuff.

ANTHING is available. Paula, mu choice for the hour, made it very clear to me (In passable English considering she had only arrived some 3 months before from Guatemala) that her fee included anal, facials, cum swallow, just about whatever I was up for she was too.

See why I opt for "pay for play".

The down side with Paula is she is assembly line motivated. Get em in, get em up, make em pop, RAWHIDE! I had to remind her, I was in now hurry. I had paid for an hour. While I was happy she was enthusiastic, I wasn't going to pop and run, so to speak.

Once she understood that we were going to be awhile, she settled in for the playtime.

All in all, I spent $120 starting with the the ride from the dock, money well spent in your authors humble oppinion. I will return and often.

[Mose]

Just returned from Cozumel enjoying the week of Carnival. As usual I visted La Salsa on two afternoons. Typical $20 for the room and $70 to $80 for full service. First afternoon I hooked in to two chicas who looked 7 to 8 with service of 7. Next visted was a solo who looked like an 8 and serviced 8+. BBBJ was memorable. Never had any luck at La Salsa with anal action, too conservative for these gals.

3/4 of the gals there, about 15 were 3 and 4's. If I had more time I would check out the Green House or Carribbean Queen. My time was limited, just escaping from my spose for a quick run in to town on two afternoons.

As usual i left with a cool aid smile.

[Muffdiver21]

"El Marlin Safari and Papa Cubanos
in Play Del Carmen

I did finally make it it both El Marlin Safari and Papa Cubanos, Which is at the end of the parking lot of a huge Grocery store - department store.

El Marlin Safari was really nice inside, I like that one the best of all.

I would go back to El Marlin Safari for the atmophere. Could sit there for a few hours drinking beers and enjoying the club.