Cozumel

[Rio Bob]

I guess I am the older guy at the Salsa Club today@1615. Had a couple of beers, most of the girls. 10-12- were 4-5-6 but there were two of them@7-8. Scooped one and the damages were 800 pesos (@75 USD) 8 looks. 7-8 service. Fairly energetic kind to an old man. (74) BBBJ- no CIM; some DATY- doggie, cowgirl to finish. @an hour of time Nice time for late PM.

I was on a cruise last week, my ship docked in walking distance to this club. Was over there about 1:30 PM there were about 5 girls all about a 5 rating. The first thing they asked me was I working on the cruise or on vacation on the cruise. Since they all asked the same question I figured there was a good reason for it, they wanted to know how much to charge me. So I told them I was working on the cruise then the next question was, what do you do?

At first after I rejected all the 5's I spotted a 6 and took her in the back total $80, very sweet, big ass and a little over weight I just went for a BJ, she offered DATY but I declined, didn't want to get Montezumas revenge.

After we finished went back to the bar had a beer and spotted a 7 standing by the entrance to the hotel. She didn't even look like a puta but when she smiled at me I went over to her, her name was Paloma. Young, thin, spoke English, very sweet and funny. Same questions, same answers that I was working on the cruise ship, same price. In the room very nice, this one I screwed and after I finished she offered me a massage, I was hesitant but she insisted but I left, had to get back to the ship.

Both girls after it was over and I paid I discussed with them the question about if you work on the ship or are you a tourist, both of them told me they charge tourists $150 and people who work on the ship about $80, tourists pay more. I told them both I was a tourist on the ship, they both laughed and called me a liar and a bad man. I'm sure this isn't always 100% true because everything is negotiable with these girls but I found their response interisting.

Thsnks for your post on this because I hadn't been to this club in over 10 years and thought it was closed because last year when I was in Cozumel I forgot the name of the club and I ended up in the Green door. I think Salsa is better than Green door in general althogh the girl I did in Green door last year was very nice almost an 8 but I paid more because I was a tourist.

[Aguinnes]

Looks like Cozumel gets most of its tourists during the day when the cruise ships stop. How is the action at night? Just wondering how good a pure mongering destination Cozumel is?

When I went on my cruise after doing the day excursion I had about couple of hours left and I hit the Salsa bar around 4pm. Took a taxi for $5, did not walk due to time constraints and being new there. There were 10 or so girls. 2 good ones, others I would need to get drunk. One of them was being taken by an older dude, the other just finished eating after which I took her upstairs for $70, she had really fine ass and cute face and service was what you would typically expect in Mexico. The whole place had a very relaxed and laid back atmosphere.

As a pure mongering location? I wouldn't go there unless I was scuba diving. Bar & Co is a decent bet at night, a year ago it was about $150 for a go.

[Aocbill92]

I guess I am the older guy at the Salsa Club today@1615. Had a couple of beers, most of the girls. 10-12- were 4-5-6 but there were two of them@7-8. Scooped one and the damages were 800 pesos (@75 USD) 8 looks. 7-8 service. Fairly energetic kind to an old man. (74) BBBJ- no CIM; some DATY- doggie, cowgirl to finish. @an hour of time Nice time for late PM.

[Kman1]

Looks like Cozumel gets most of its tourists during the day when the cruise ships stop. How is the action at night? Just wondering how good a pure mongering destination Cozumel is?

When I went on my cruise after doing the day excursion I had about couple of hours left and I hit the Salsa bar around 4pm. Took a taxi for $5, did not walk due to time constraints and being new there. There were 10 or so girls. 2 good ones, others I would need to get drunk. One of them was being taken by an older dude, the other just finished eating after which I took her upstairs for $70, she had really fine ass and cute face and service was what you would typically expect in Mexico. The whole place had a very relaxed and laid back atmosphere.

[Dads Extra Fun]

My report on Onyx at Bar and Co. disappeared so reposting.

After 2 days on a boat (no play time in Grand Cayman) I was ready for anything and none of the massage parlors I checked before Bar and Co. looked to legit (or had only a sheet separating you from the public) to be offering extras.

$140 for everything. Two girls and two guys working the bar about 2:00 PM. One girl was with a customer, that left me with Onyx. Not bad looking at all. About 5'6" and c cups.

Once upstairs it was pretty much an assembly line... strip, rub, tug, cover, some bj, mish, doggie, done. She was enthusiastic but no emotion. There was a little dirty talk but I've gotten more out of a SW in the states for a lot less.

It was an experience but doubt I'll repeat it if I go back to Cozumel.

[Rjsss212]

So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action. Me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.

It would probably take a little time for them to figure out what you were about and that's fine but by that time you will have already figured out if anything caught your fancy...

[Dads Extra Fun]

This Monger Map has some Cozumel locations

Thanks!

Will report back how I got along.

[Strike2]

This Monger Map has some Cozumel locations

[Figment]

So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action. Me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.

[Figment]

It appears that El Trebol is now called Yum-Chak In fact, one of the banners says El Trebol II

Yum-Chak

I noticed this place directly behind the block of buildings where Club Salsa is located. It is down a gravel side street/road and resembles a walled compound. I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth at its location. I asked the manager of Club Salsa about it and he said it was a place similar to club Salsa. It would have to be a locals spot. I tried to check it out on a Monday night and it was closed. So I don't know if it is still operating or just closed on Mondays. The banners looked fairly new and in good condition.

Perhaps some brave/adventuresome monger can check this one out for us.

So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action... me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.

[Dads Extra Fun]

Ship puts into port on Tuesday the 9th for the day.

I appreciate the past postings and possibilities. Was looking to see if any recent news or advice available other than what's posted.

First port of call is Grand Cayman and there's no action there. Figure to score some Cialis and give a test run or two before jumping back on the boat.

Thanks!

[Dads Extra Fun]

Cruise ship pulling in for the day on the 9th. I appreciate previous posts on hot spots and possibilities. Looking for any recent updates or last minute advice.

First stop is Grand Cayman and there's no action there so I'll be ready to let lose. Score a little Cialis and testing it locally before hopping the boat back to the states.

Thanks!

[Codawg]

. on 2-05-09
Also checked out El Trebol just behind the Salsa. I would not recommend unless you have a couple wingmen in tow as this place looks really seedy.

It appears that El Trebol is now called Yum-Chak In fact, one of the banners says El Trebol II

Yum-Chak

I noticed this place directly behind the block of buildings where Club Salsa is located. It is down a gravel side street/road and resembles a walled compound. I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth at its location. I asked the manager of Club Salsa about it and he said it was a place similar to club Salsa. It would have to be a locals spot. I tried to check it out on a Monday night and it was closed. So I don't know if it is still operating or just closed on Mondays. The banners looked fairly new and in good condition.

Perhaps some brave/adventuresome monger can check this one out for us.

[Codawg]

California Mens Club is in the same block of buildings as Club Salsa, 2 establishments east. (Motel Azul is in between) I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth. When I visited in May, it was identified by a temporary banner.

I stopped by here on Monday evening. A man outside directed me inside. I actually walked through a large, totally dark bar area, up some stairs, to the area that was actually in operation. There were some gals dressed in bikinis, dancing a pretty lame dance at a stripper pole. I ordered a coke and eventually a girl came over to the table. She was a thin, pretty girl who said she was from Mexico City. She didn't look Mexican at all. She probably had mostly European/Spanish heritage. Conversation got to business pretty quickly. She wanted $250 including a charge for the room. I decided that was just too much to pay for entertainment in Mexico. I politely declined and said I didn't have that much. She said she would ask if there was a girl more in my price range.

Eventually another girl came over. She was an ok girl. She was a bigger girl, not as petite as the first, but definitely not fat. She also was not real Mexican looking. As I recall, she showed me her girls to make the discussion more appealing. There may have been some crotch rubbing as well. She wanted $150, including the room.

Unfortunately, about that time I started to feel pretty badly (Mexican food = bowel problems). Plus it was really hot in there, so I decided to pass on the offer. I gave her a $20 tip and gave my apologies. Like a good professional hustling bar girl, she asked for me to buy her a drink. I figured that the tip was enough; I declined and left. One other thing to note, they were burning incense in there so when I got back to my room, I had a noticeable "smoky" odor on my clothes. This could be a problem depending on your circumstances.

[Codawg]

Club Salsa is located ¼ miles East of the intersection described in my last post, on Avendida Claudio Canto Anduza (a boulevard that is the equivalent of south 135th) The coordinates are 20deg 28' 35. 52" and & 86deg 58' 10. 62" W I have placed a photo on google earth at the location.

I went one afternoon at about 3:30. This seems to be when passengers are returning to the ships and business in this club is winding down. Primetime at this club is probably 11 to 2PM on days when ships are in port. I got a beer at the window, just inside the front door and headed back through the pool table room to the courtyard where the chicas assemble. Before I made it to the patio, I was snagged by two chicas who wanted a shot at the last customer of the day. The deal they presented; $100 (or $120) for one or $160 for two, plus $40 for the room These were two fairly decent looking Mexican chicas with slightly oriental appearance, and of average build. They looked better than the two women in the courtyard, so I went for the duo.

We went thru the courtyard and up some stairs, apparently to some back rooms in the adjacent motel Azul. The room was a decent size, clean, and equipped with mattress set (with sheet) set on the floor. Cooled with a ceiling fan of course. There was no towel boy or condom lady to deal with (as mentioned in older posts.)

This was my first duo. In case you were wondering what happens in a duo session, well it starts with one chica working on Peter and the other getting her girls sucked on. Two girls is actually something of a chore, to keep things from going too fast. Eventually, one girl mounted in cowgirl while the other thrust the girls into my mouth. After a while, I asked for the girls to change positions. Before swapping positions, they actually removed the raincoat and put on a new one. So they switched and the action continued to completion. So there is a pretty good observation of safe practices.

Earlier I asked for a massage as part of the lead up and they said "yes, but afterwards. " When I asked for the massage, I got a brief rub and then they announced that the session was over. They were pretty anxious to finish and get going. I guess pros are the same everywhere.

They both washed up in the primitive shower area, and asked If I wanted to wash up as well. I did. You basically squat in front of a spigot in a tiled area with a hole in the floor. Basic, but ok for the purpose. Afterward they asked for a tip and I guess I was weak, so gave each $20. So total tab was $240 I should have haggled more and had smaller bills on me.