Cozumel

[Grey #1]

You guys are ruining the market in Cozumel. The going rate in the Salsa Bar is $20 USD for the room and $40 USD for the girl. Do not ask the girl about cost, Just give her $20 USD for the room. If she wants more than the going rate of $40 USD she will tell you before she gets the room because she knows the going rate is $40 USD. If she says no try another girl. The next girl will generally have seen what happened and not ask for more money. Do not bay the girl until you are finished (except the $20 USD room rent). If you tip the rubber boy $5 USD he will not knock on the door after one hour. I did that one time and told him to get lost, then discovered there was no towel in the room. He could not be found even to get a new towel. Always pay for everything in USD at the Salsa Club. They cater to the Cruse ship trade and deal in USD. They charge you a little more if you pay in Pesos.

The going rate in the Green house is $100 plus $30 for the room. Many girls will take a total of $100 however. Many of the girls will meet you after work and go to your hotel room if it is in town. These sessions can generally be stretched into several hours if you keep thing enjoyable for the girl. I generally try not to discuss price until later but $100 is the going rate. Don’t pay more you just ruin the market. You can pay with pesos in the greenhouse at a rate of 10 pesos to the dollar. I have never had them ask me for more. (I do often run a sizable bar tab and generally tip pretty good and that may have something to do with it)

The Caribbean Queen has changed hands several times. The last time I was there they wanted stupid amounts of money and had very little business. I will go back on my next trip and see if anythin has changed.

In general be nice do not make offers but tell people what you want. They will generally tell you what they want leaving you to accept or decline. If you decline but have made a reasonable offer most girls generally come back to accept later if you were nice about it.

If you want to try something a little more mexican go to La Pacha. (past Salsa Club, left turn in the obvious place and up the road a couple of hundred yards on the right. Have no fear go right in. Take the private dance for two or three songs. Be nice. Have fun.

[Lion Killer]

I will be in Cozumel May 25 thru May 29 for a dive trip also Sancho. I will hit all the hot spots, Club Salsa, Green House, and the strip bars. Look for my reports a week after. Give um hell Sancho.

LK

[Sancho Villa]

Muchachos,

I headed back to Cozumel on June 9th - June 13th! Going diving with some friends that want to know all the spots and the "Night Time is the Right Time".

I'll post some stories upon my return but for now I'm saving up for a big nut on the first girl at the Green House. I think that I shall call this trip "Cozumela-Palooza". Great Diving - Scuba & Muff!

Sancho Villa

[Lion Killer]

No kidding, hehehe.

[Indian III]

This is a girl working in one of the clubs outside of town. Poor attitude but great body. I am having trouble posting pics

[Lion Killer]

Sancho Villa

Thanks for the info, I did make a hit at Club Salsa, its in my report. Just talked at the Green House. Went there right after Salsa, didn't want a double header that night.

I will be back in a couple of months also. I will make it a point to hit Green house again and Carribean Queen. I am very good at negotiations, so all our milage varys.

Thanks again. Look for my report again in a couple months.

LK

[Sancho Villa]

Lionkiller,

That is a difficult question. Your results may vary. To my best recollection Green House is still 100+30. I did not make it to LaSalsa so I'm not sure. Carribean Queen was negotiable. I would think somewhere between 80-100 is close. It will all depend on how busy the girls are and how busy they have been. (Supply and demand Principle) Black and White Club is another story. Those girls are proud of that pussy. 300-500 I would guess. Those girls are strictly dancers and to get them out of the Club, you must pay a premium. There is a salida fee and the drinks are ridiculous. Bring the bank with you here. I salida'd the girl at Green House for $300 for 3 or 4 hours at my place. As many pops as I could stand. Good luck on your trip. I'll be going back this summer too.

Sancho

[Lion Killer]

Sancho,

Nice report, but could you give us some pricing structures? How much you paid, how long was it was for. That kind of info helps us allot. I will be back to Cozumel in a couple of months. I only made it to Club Salsa and the Green House my first trip, it was just for a weekend. So I am interested in what the current going rates are at the other places you visited. Thanks again for the report.

LK

[Sancho Villa]

It was my first time to Cozumel and I was on a diving trip alone. The forum had really helped me to find my way around, so night time activities were no problemo. The diving was incredible. Enough said on that subject!

On to the ladies! I stayed at a bed and breakfast and that really turned out to be good deal. $65.00 USD a night and a really nice place to stay. It was in San Miguel, off the beaten path, but close enough to the action. I started out at Green House downtown and ended up with Media de Guatemala. She was incredible. Loved to get off! More on her later. The next night I went of Carribean Queen and had a great girl from Panama. She was rather rushed but the session was hot and heavy and she did anything I asked.

The next night I called on Media once again and she agreed to come back to the room for a 4 hour romp and what a romp it was. After 4 pops I was toast and she was still standing up above me, fingering herself wanting more.
She was insatiable. It was DATY, DT, CFS, HJ over and over and over. I think she was the first true nympho I ever met. She was a real sweetheart and it was GFE to the max.

Black and White - An upscale club that all the cabbies want to take you to. The girls are hot and the prices high. There is no on-site sex however the girls will go with you if the price is right and they like you. I was facinated with a girl from Panama. I won't mention her name because we still talk occasionally and I don't want to get the word out on her. It was a slow night and we had talked for a few hours over a few drinks and she wanted to get away. I said I had a nice place and she thought it was probably a shack on the island somewhere. We hopped on my scooter and off we went to my B&B. In the middle of sexo bueno, she notices something is wrong and she has started her period a few weeks early. (Seems like that happens to me alot) My luck. She really felt sad that we could not continue and asked if a nice BBBJ would suffice. I sad no, not for the price. But go ahead and try. GULP!!!! and GULP AGAIN!!! I said that I would come back this year and she would owe me a freebie. What a trooper. After a few hours we headed back to the Club and were introduced to the cops. After a thorough shake-down I told them to take me to jail and that scared them off. Crazy Gringos? Yes! I had gone about 20 yards down a one-way street. The sidewalks roll up in Cozumel about 9:00 PM and it was after midnight. No such a big infraction. I guess I still had pussy on the brain. Afterall, I did have a hot chica on my scooter with he puss and boobs plastered to my back.

I plan on going back this year for some LaSalsa action and yes-they are only open when the ships are in. I think I will rent a jeep this year because the scooters are cop magnets.

Sancho Villa

[Lion Killer]

Never been there, sorry can't help you.

[Dbros9]

Going to Playa in May and have a few questions: Where is the best place -bar, club, resturant to pick up women that you can bring back to your hotel?

I see in some posts that several of the clubs have rooms in the back but based on past experience I would rather do the hotel scenario.

Also is it worth it to rent a car there or just take cabs around?

And do any of the clubs have local chicks that just want to have a good time?

Thanks

[Lion Killer]

I went to the Green House later on that night after the Salsa Club. Was not planning on taking part in the menu as I had just had dessert at Salsa. I just wanted to check it out for future dining.

It was nice inside and yes it had a cigar room. There were 2 girls sitting at the bar and about a half dozen or so sitting in the back. Most were around a 4 to 6. There was one cute girl at the bar whom I motioned over to sit with me. Bought her a drink $7.00 and we talked for about an hour.

She asked if I wanted to see the rooms but told her tomorrow, she said she was not working tomorrow, so I told her it will have to be another time. I never discussed price but understood the going rate was $100.00 plus the room. I am sure I could have negotiated her down at least $20.00 for $100.00 total.

I will go back there and reserve a room with her if she is still there. The place had a nice atmosphere and I felt real comfortable.

LK

[Soi Slut]

Hey, I'm a Thailand punter with a Retirement Visa that allows me to stay for up to 1 year w/o and problems. I did the green house on a dive trip and the place is way overpriced. I have been in some dumps in TJ as far back as 64 and even though the cigar bar is nice etc but the room sucks etc. I could hear other getting the works done and doors slamming and even one punter getting ejected. La Casa de Puta. Yeah but no good.

I did ask at my hotel about free lancers and was told to be at the lobby bar at 8pm...OK at 8 sharp a nice looking 20 somethings girl came right over and did the into thing. We had 2 drinks, set the deal 80USD forf 1 hour and headed to my room with the nod of the bellman! Much better service and we has a second round after dinner the next night. Wanted 150USD for all night which was for two rounds at night and one in the morning. Great Night.

I asked if there was other girls on the freelance action in Cozumel. Seems there are lots working the bars in town. You know the look and eye contact deal...Much better than Green House!

[Lion Killer]

First I want to thank Jackson for having the patiance to put up with the do-gooders, hackers and just plain idiots who are costing him time and money, thank you Jackson from all of us.

Now on to Cozumel. I arrived on a Friday, via the airport. Caught a cab to the hotel, had a few drinks at the bar and set out to find Club Salsa. Its early afternoon and reading the board, thats the place to be early afternoon.
I catch a cab, tell him Club Salsa, how much is ask, $5.00 (all my denominations will be in usd) he says, off we go. Its not far and as we approach I can see 4 cruise ships in the harbor. To my surprise when I walked in there was only about 3 other persons there besides me and the ladies.

Thats ok with me betters the negotiations. I walk through the pool table room, there are about 5 ladies there ranging from a 3 to a 6. Keep heading to the back bar. About 8 ladies in the back. I am getting lots of smiles and hey baby's, as I said its me and maybe 2 other guys thats it.
I grab a beer from the back bar and start looking around, its not very big so it does not take long to look around. Walk back through the pool table room, get hit up by 3 ladies, go into the disco room, 5 black guys and one barmaid is all thats in there, turn around and head back to the back bar. Get hit up 3 more times walking through.

I settle back in the corner of the back bar and order another beer, waiting to see if there is anymore talent in the back getting a work out. Nothing appears after 30 minuites so its time to decide, its getting late 4:00 PM. The place really does close everyday even weekends at 6:00 PM.
There are 2 there doable, one's name is Juanita from Cozumel the other Maria from Mexico City. Juanita is about 26-28 years old, about a 6. Maria is about 24 years old and a 7. I opt for Maria. Call her over buy her a beer, same price as mine, no markup.

We start the negotiations, I ask how much she says $100.00 for her + $20.00 for the room. I counter $60.00 for her and the same $20.00 for the room, no deal she says. I recounter $80.00 for her + room but I want a BBBJ and 4 position sex. She does not want to do it but knows I am the only trick left in the bar and its gonna close in 1 hour, she agrees off we go.
We strip, I made a good choice, nice C cup tits, brown skin which I like. About 5'-6" tall, 115 lbs with pouty big lips great for sucking. Its cool inside the room & she is cold. This opens up some good GFE hugging and stroking her skin.

She is warm not, sits up and grabs my dick and begins her BBBJ. She is good at and continues for about 5 minuites. She askes if she can stop, I tell her no I want more, she does not argue and continues on. Another 5 minuites pass and now I am ready, she gets the condom, bring ur own, and puts in on my cock.

We start with front CG I let her do all the work for awhile then I take over, pullinig her down to me and fucking her hard now. She comes alive, starts fucking me back hard, lots of deep kissing, licking and sucking face. She is loving it saying fuck me baby, fuck me harder.

Ok time to switch, lets go to doggy, my favorite. She rolls over like a champ. Nice ass action sticking it right up in the air for me. I pound her long and hard and she takes all I can give her. Switch again, now its mish with ankles over the shoulders, I still pound her and she is a timex, keeps on ticking.
Switch to spoons for the climax, roll her on her side and continue to pound her, she is getting hot now I can feel her pussy contract, I am starting to cum to I holler at her to cum with me. She contracts her pussy hard and lets her cum to, she is fucking wet now. I cum and continue to stroke inside her for a few minuites she does not mind.

I pull out, she get a warm towel and cleans me up. We hold again for another minuite, get dressed, kiss and say goodby. The place is closing in 15 minuites. I will be back, she was great.
LK

[Loki Pk]

I have been to the Green house twice in the last 3 months. Both with excellent results...

I was there in November, before thanksgiving and met Allana(or Alanis) 5'4" brown curly hair and a great body.
We agreed on $ for her and .2 for the house. I said fine(I usually don't haggle too much ) and into the back we went.
She wasted no time CBJ and was well skilled I must say. Did that for maybe 10 minutes and then did some missionary then doggie ...I was half in the bag and couldn't bust a nut in the wrapper so she jerked me off on her tits...DAMN THAT WAS FUN!!

I threw her another .20 for the extra effort she put in and I had a great time!!
This place is great if you need a quick pop away from the family. Not far from the shopping for the wives or the ships (gotta get back before they sail ).

I love this place...
Now if they would just franchise to albany.
I love banging those mexican Chica's.
I'll write the more recent report when I have more time.