Ensenada

[DonCarlos1234]

GGG has a number of suites, rooms, apartments, some across the street from the malecon and fish market, with private shower and kitchens ect for $25- 50.

Hotel Santo Thomas is a few doors away at $53, with balconies where you can cook your sea food, or just eat lots of fresh sashimi off the fish market, washing down with lots of beers. Fresh seafood is abundant and cheap in Ensenada.

It's a very nice, clean, safe area with lots of good restaurants, including an AYCE seafood buffet for $10. Would be fun to bring your girls here or come down with a couple guys and pull in hot local girls t party. The Baja500 race is win the third week of June. Would be a lot of fun.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/3284039...qCf9wRRVf0k5jv

I hear today about this from someone who lives in Ensenada. He told me NOT to go there. https://www.borderreport.com/immigra...aja-9-wounded/.

[Captain Solo]

GGG has a number of suites, rooms, apartments, some across the street from the malecon and fish market, with private shower and kitchens ect for $25- 50.

Hotel Santo Thomas is a few doors away at $53, with balconies where you can cook your sea food, or just eat lots of fresh sashimi off the fish market, washing down with lots of beers. Fresh seafood is abundant and cheap in Ensenada.

It's a very nice, clean, safe area with lots of good restaurants, including an AYCE seafood buffet for $10. Would be fun to bring your girls here or come down with a couple guys and pull in hot local girls t party. The Baja500 race is win the third week of June. Would be a lot of fun.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/3284039...qCf9wRRVf0k5jv

[Captain Solo]

The seafood stands and restaurant row are on Ave. Alvarado heading straight out to the malecon plaza with the tall flag pole.

Also hotel Hacienda in downtown on Miramar looks nice and clean for 280 pesos. See the pic.

Marriscos Guerrosense food stand on Miramar, endorsed by celebrities like Anthony Bourdain, was not crowded. Shrimps in coctele were large but tough, tasteless, probably Costco's frozen, 90 pesos for a small cup compared to a larger and much tastier 50-peso cup in Tijuana. Mariscos Guerro food stand, also on Miramar, corner of the main road, Lazaro Cardena, was more popular with about 3 x customers standing around on sidewalk. Found the best food deals among the 2 dozens restaurants right on the malecon, an AYCE lobster buffet for $25, and 10 fish tacos for $1, but there were very few clients even during the lunch hours.

[Captain Solo]

3 of us departed Socal Friday afternoon about 4 PM, driving South to Ensenada for the alleged all-week Carnaval. There were multiple accidents on FWYs 5 and 805, took about 2 hours to get to the border, then waited a long time in an insanely long line of cars in San Ysidro, stretching 2 miles back to the Dairy Mart exit.

Finally crossed over and took the toll road to Ensenada, arriving about 8:30 PM. The motel was about 3 miles South of downtown. Reception refused AirBnB rate, charged 1,000 pesos or $55 for a dingy room, with dusty furniture and 2 beds. A big sign, "Guests not allowed," meaning don't bring in the putas hehe. But the night reception guy said it's OK to bring girls in, just not too many. Day time there were 2 uniformed security guards armed with Glock pistols and knives patrolling the roughly 30 rooms surrounding a parking lot. Windows all had wrought irons so the hotel probably had seen lots of crime. In comparison, hotel Hacienda, right in downtown on Alvarado and Calle Secunda, with freshly painted exterior and nice, clean-looking rooms, had a big sign for vacancies for 280 pesos, but it was not listed in any hotel sites. We were fooled by fake advertisements in the fake internet.

Drove out for dinner. Ave Alvarado had the most restaurants but most closed down after 9 PM. Went to Restaurant Playa Azul with cheapest offer 150 pesos for 3 fish or shrimp tacos (50 peso each vs 20 pesos in Tijuana). Shrimp Botana 220 pesos, beers 48 pesos, same price as HK without naked dancing girls, WTF? Prices for everything in Ensenada are generally about 3 x Tijuana. Damn.

Were stopped 2 by policia in downtown Ensenada, once while trying to park the car on the dark, sketchy Calle Segunda near Paris de Noche. They checked license, asking the same stupid questions as Tijuana policies, any drugs, alcohol? But no car or body searches. When I demanded what they were charging me with, they returned their crooked smiles, said just checking, parking was OK but lock your car ect. Half dozen street girls were hanging out in the dark on Miramar at corner of Calle Segunda, perhaps all except 1 were trannies, tall, dark skin, muscular, masculine looks with deep voices.

Paris de Noche is painted black outside and inside like the vampire bar in "Dusk til Dawn," with no cover, cheap $2 beer, $7 liquors, $12 fichas for the girls. There were about 20 guys and 20 girls sitting around a raised stage. The girls were mostly heavy, chunky, ugly, only may be 2 looked above average like a 7 in HK. Guys were sitting around the raised stage, not tipping strippers. Every 20 minutes or so the bar puts all girls on stage showing off their droopy boobs, big beer guts, huge saggy butts, thick wrestlers' arms and thighs. Aggressive meseras / ros were pushing $24 lap dances for 2 songs. I tipped a tanned-skin spinner stripper on stage, probably the hottest one in the joint, grabbed her butt and squeezed her boobs. She was so sweaty I had to wipe my hand off again and again and would never want her to sit on my lap. But my wingmen took her and a few others for a couple lap dances. A hot blonde, about a 7 on HK scale, wanted $200 plus $30 bar fine for a 20-minute session, WTF? The girls sat around the bar all night with no takers, did no business, but still insisted on high prices and would not negotiate or find ways to improve their business. This must be the top-down socialist economic system favored by Mexico's government, pussy bars and putas alike. A few seasoned Mexico guys have concluded Tijuana has the best values for pussies, food and fun in all Mexico.

Facing extreme pussy inflation in Paris de Noche, I tried to raise local escorts with previous contacts. A few answered my texts but refused to send pics; video calls were immediate terminated, so I concluded they were all fakes, probably a bunch of obese, hairy, smelly old guys posting fake pictures in the internet.

Went back to the hotel to wait for the escorts to show. It appeared to be an agency in a distant location, posting escort baits in many cities. Finally they send 4 girls in a car about 2 AM. Picked 2 to the motel, paid 1,000 each upfront to the driver. The girl I took was chubby but with tight body, smooth skin and very tight coochie. She did a credible CBJ and a very clumsy CG, could not penetrate. After a while pinned her down, had to add lube a couple times to penetrate, finally pumping her deeply for a longtime. Soon she was whimpering, moaning, sighing, grabbing my waist tight with both arms and legs, would not let go, pulling me in. She seemed a horny housewife trying to earn extra incomes.

Looked like Ensenada's escorts were in short supply and busy all night. 3 AM the alleged 18 YO hot escort texted and wanted to come over. She texted again next morning, wanted 1,800 pesos an hour or 1,600 half hour, WTF? No deal.

Had a breakfast buffet at the motel for 150 pesos. Food was OK. Tried various local foods, including menudo soup made with corn and pig feet, normal American breakfast with coffee, and the sweet hibiscus bloom drink. A wingman found Tacos Marc Antonios, a fairly busy seafood place at a former cannery South of town near the hotel. The place was well preserved in the original operating conditions with old, rusty canning equipment, I. E. Very run down, with rusty, leaky roof, peeled paint and rotted wood on walls, filthy floor, loud karaoke music in the morning, sticky tables. I did not try the food. Areas outside of Central downtown are in general decline with run down houses with wrought iron over windows, rotted streets, busted sidewalks strewn with trash. The town feels very low class and depressing. Visitors should stay in the downtown tourist area, nice, clean, safe.

Saturday it was cloudy and sprinkling. There were no floats or parade as posted in various internet sites. We were again fucked by false advertisements in the fake internet. A Carnival ship docked at the Malecon but very few cruise passengers were seen on on the main Blvd Lazaro Cardena or in the tourist traps on Ave. Adolfo Lopez Mateos. Trinket shops had virtually no cruise passengers, completely opposite the scene last year. Malecon was far less busy, nearly deserted, unlike other Saturdays. Seafood market and trinket carts had perhaps 10% foot traffic as last year. Don't know if the threats of Coronavirus on cruise ships had anything to do with it.

Marriscos Guerrosense food stand on Miramar, endorsed by celebrities like Anthony Bourdain, was not crowded. Shrimps in coctele were large but tough, tasteless, probably Costco's frozen, 90 pesos for a small cup compared to a larger and much tastier 50-peso cup in Tijuana. Mariscos Guerro food stand, also on Miramar, corner of the main road, Lazaro Cardena, was more popular with about 3 x customers standing around on sidewalk. Found the best food deals among the 2 dozens restaurants right on the malecon, an AYCE lobster buffet for $25, and 10 fish tacos for $1, but there were very few clients even during the lunch hours.

By 2 PM we decided we had enough of Ensenada and wanted to go back to the hot girls in Tijuana. Drove back on the rainy, winding toll road, through downtown Tijuana, stopped in the sea food markets on Calle 6 to buy a load of live clams. Got to HK about 3 PM. Gave the car to valet parking and got inside the club, nice, clean, warm, welcoming, fun, entertaining with almost unlimited selection of girls in all sizes and shapes even in the early Saturday afternoon. My 2 wingmen bagged 2 and 3 girls in the few hours we were there and still lusted for more. We agreed HK is very nice, fun, sexy, civilized place worth spending time and money.

Ensenada was a big disappointment for both girls, food and eyesores sightseeing this time. There may not be a next time.

[Captain Solo]

GmilesSD.

Just came back from Ensenada this weekend. Found the sex market and girls in bar and escort sites very disappointing and expensive. Girls in Paris de Noche, looking like 2's and 3's in HK wanted $200 for half hour plus $30 bar fine, $12 fichas. They are not picking up any customers and just sit around on their sorry asses all night but would not reduce prices. WTF? A lot of the other pussies bars in Ensenada just went out of business after a few years. Anthony's was the only nice, fun bar with decent girls and reasonable prices but was burned down to the ground, probably by their thuggy competitions. I don't see Paris lasting another year with their stupid and expensive business model.

Your best bets would be to line up girls in Tijuana and take them to a beach house in Playa or Rosarito for a couple days partying. Ensenada would be approx 2-hour drive, kinds of far. Most girls would be very hesitant to go to an unfamiliar location with a bunch of strangers.

[Captain Solo]

3 of us departed Socal Friday afternoon about 4 PM, driving South to Ensenada for the alleged all-week Carnaval. There were multiple accidents on FWYs 5 and 805, took about 2 hours to get to the border, then waited a long time in an insanely long line of cars in San Ysidro, stretching 2 miles back to the Dairy Mart exit.

Finally crossed over and took the toll road to Ensenada, arriving about 8:30 PM. The motel was about 3 miles South of downtown. Reception refused AirBnB rate, charged 1,000 pesos or $55 for a dingy room, with dusty furniture and 2 beds. A big sign, "Guests not allowed," meaning don't bring in the putas hehe. But the night reception guy said it's OK to bring girls in, just not too many. Day time there were 2 uniformed security guards armed with Glock pistols and knives patrolling the roughly 30 rooms surrounding a parking lot. Windows all had wrought irons so the hotel probably had seen lots of crime. In comparison, hotel Hacienda, right in downtown on Alvarado and Calle Secunda, with freshly painted exterior and nice, clean-looking rooms, had a big sign for vacancies for 280 pesos, but it was not listed in any hotel sites. We were fooled by fake advertisements in the fake internet.

Drove out for dinner. Ave Alvarado had the most restaurants but most closed down after 9 PM. Went to Restaurant Playa Azul with cheapest offer 150 pesos for 3 fish or shrimp tacos (50 peso each vs 20 pesos in Tijuana). Shrimp Botana 220 pesos, beers 48 pesos, same price as HK without naked dancing girls, WTF? Prices for everything in Ensenada are generally about 3 x Tijuana. Damn.

Were stopped 2 by policia in downtown Ensenada, once while trying to park the car on the dark, sketchy Calle Segunda near Paris de Noche. They checked license, asking the same stupid questions as Tijuana policies, any drugs, alcohol? But no car or body searches. When I demanded what they were charging me with, they returned their crooked smiles, said just checking, parking was OK but lock your car ect. Half dozen street girls were hanging out in the dark on Miramar at corner of Calle Segunda, perhaps all except 1 were trannies, tall, dark skin, muscular, masculine looks with deep voices.

Paris de Noche is painted black outside and inside like the vampire bar in "Dusk til Dawn," with no cover, cheap $2 beer, $7 liquors, $12 fichas for the girls. There were about 20 guys and 20 girls sitting around a raised stage. The girls were mostly heavy, chunky, ugly, only may be 2 looked above average like a 7 in HK. Guys were sitting around the raised stage, not tipping strippers. Every 20 minutes or so the bar puts all girls on stage showing off their droopy boobs, big beer guts, huge saggy butts, thick wrestlers' arms and thighs. Aggressive meseras / ros were pushing $24 lap dances for 2 songs. I tipped a tanned-skin spinner stripper on stage, probably the hottest one in the joint, grabbed her butt and squeezed her boobs. She was so sweaty I had to wipe my hand off again and again and would never want her to sit on my lap. But my wingmen took her and a few others for a couple lap dances. A hot blonde, about a 7 on HK scale, wanted $200 plus $30 bar fine for a 20-minute session, WTF? The girls sat around the bar all night with no takers, did no business, but still insisted on high prices and would not negotiate or find ways to improve their business. This must be the top-down socialist economic system favored by Mexico's government, pussy bars and putas alike. A few seasoned Mexico guys have concluded Tijuana has the best values for pussies, food and fun in all Mexico.

Facing extreme pussy inflation in Paris de Noche, I tried to raise local escorts with previous contacts. A few answered my texts but refused to send pics; video calls were immediate terminated, so I concluded they were all fakes, probably a bunch of obese, hairy, smelly old guys posting fake pictures in the internet.

Went back to the hotel to wait for the escorts to show. It appeared to be an agency in a distant location, posting escort baits in many cities. Finally they send 4 girls in a car about 2 AM. Picked 2 to the motel, paid 1,000 each upfront to the driver. The girl I took was chubby but with tight body, smooth skin and very tight coochie. She did a credible CBJ and a very clumsy CG, could not penetrate. After a while pinned her down, had to add lube a couple times to penetrate, finally pumping her deeply for a longtime. Soon she was whimpering, moaning, sighing, grabbing my waist tight with both arms and legs, would not let go, pulling me in. She seemed a horny housewife trying to earn extra incomes.

Looked like Ensenada's escorts were in short supply and busy all night. 3 AM the alleged 18 YO hot escort texted and wanted to come over. She texted again next morning, wanted 1,800 pesos an hour or 1,600 half hour, WTF? No deal.

Had a breakfast buffet at the motel for 150 pesos. Food was OK. Tried various local foods, including menudo soup made with corn and pig feet, normal American breakfast with coffee, and the sweet hibiscus bloom drink. A wingman found Tacos Marc Antonios, a fairly busy seafood place at a former cannery South of town near the hotel. The place was well preserved in the original operating conditions with old, rusty canning equipment, I. E. Very run down, with rusty, leaky roof, peeled paint and rotted wood on walls, filthy floor, loud karaoke music in the morning, sticky tables. I did not try the food. Areas outside of Central downtown are in general decline with run down houses with wrought iron over windows, rotted streets, busted sidewalks strewn with trash. The town feels very low class and depressing. Visitors should stay in the downtown tourist area, nice, clean, safe.

Saturday it was cloudy and sprinkling. There were no floats or parade as posted in various internet sites. We were again fucked by false advertisements in the fake internet. A Carnival ship docked at the Malecon but very few cruise passengers were seen on on the main Blvd Lazaro Cardena or in the tourist traps on Ave. Adolfo Lopez Mateos. Trinket shops had virtually no cruise passengers, completely opposite the scene last year. Malecon was far less busy, nearly deserted, unlike other Saturdays. Seafood market and trinket carts had perhaps 10% foot traffic as last year. Don't know if the threats of Coronavirus on cruise ships had anything to do with it.

Marriscos Guerrosense food stand on Miramar, endorsed by celebrities like Anthony Bourdain, was not crowded. Shrimps in coctele were large but tough, tasteless, probably Costco's frozen, 90 pesos for a small cup compared to a larger and much tastier 50-peso cup in Tijuana. Mariscos Guerro food stand, also on Miramar, corner of the main road, Lazaro Cardena, was more popular with about 3 x customers standing around on sidewalk. Found the best food deals among the 2 dozens restaurants right on the malecon, an AYCE lobster buffet for $25, and 10 fish tacos for $1, but there were very few clients even during the lunch hours.

By 2 PM we decided we had enough of Ensenada and wanted to go back to the hot girls in Tijuana. Drove back on the rainy, winding toll road, through downtown Tijuana, stopped in the sea food markets on Calle 6 to buy a load of live clams. Got to HK about 3 PM. Gave the car to valet parking and got inside the club, nice, clean, warm, welcoming, fun, entertaining with almost unlimited selection of girls in all sizes and shapes even in the early Saturday afternoon. My 2 wingmen bagged 2 and 3 girls in the few hours we were there and still lusted for more. We agreed HK is very nice, fun, sexy, civilized place worth spending time and money.

Ensenada was a big disappointment for both girls, food and eyesores sightseeing this time. There may not be a next time.

[Hexzor]

I am currently planning a bachelor party and we are considering Ensenada or Rosarito. We are planning to book an AirBnB and have a few female friends over to spend our days and certainly our nights. Would it be easier to find our female companions in Ensenada or in Rosarito? And can you point me in the right direction to schedule these ladies?

Thank you in advance!

I've never stayed in Ensenada, but if you stay in Rosarito, you'll be pretty close to Tijuana. You can probably find women there willing to come back to your place. If not, you can party all night in Tijuana then just get a taxi back to Rosarito.

[Gmilessd]

I am currently planning a bachelor party and we are considering Ensenada or Rosarito. We are planning to book an AirBnB and have a few female friends over to spend our days and certainly our nights. Would it be easier to find our female companions in Ensenada or in Rosarito? And can you point me in the right direction to schedule these ladies?

Thank you in advance!

[Mandm1107]

Went to Ensenada this past weekend and scoped Miramar Sunday morning. I saw what appeared to be a streetwalker. It was a woman wearing a red skirt just standing on Miramar between 1st and the main street running through. I couldn't do anything except observe because I was still with a group, but went back to the hotel. After I lost the group, I quickly walked back to her but she was gone. I walked down Miramar past all the strip clubs and saw another streetwalker. She was overweight and looked white. She gave me the look as I was walking by, but I kept walking past 3rd to see if there was anything else out there. Went all the way to where it meets Macheros and walked back.

Saw the same lady, but I wanted to check if the 1st lady I saw was back. But she wasn't and the tourist were starting up walking around. Maybe next time.

Thanks guys for contributing to the Ensenada thread. I wouldn't know where to look if this information wasn't here.

[MongerHunger]

The street girls are still out in Ensanada. They stand in front of the short time rooms at Miramar and 3rd. There is a food place next door. 250 pesos standard, 100 pesos for the room.

[Goyo61]

Planning on being in Ensenada next Satruday night so will have to swing by Paris after ditching the female group I am going there with as I don't think they will want to join in the fun.

Any updated info on specific girls or other things I should know please share.

I remember taking a girl up to a really small booth for a little fucking but the booth was so small. Wish I could take her to some short term room to screw but don't think the bar would allow that?

[VasyaPetya]

I have been in Ensenada for a week and will report my experience. Paris is still the best strip club but expensive. $15 for lady beer $140 for 20 minutes. Foxy is more reasonable $8 for lady drink $107 for 30 minutes. More relaxed but the chicas are a little bigger. Have not been to Charlie's but a Uber driver recommends to try it.

Internet has been productive. Ensenada.net has several young cute chicas. There is a group that has one lady answer the calls and relays to the girls. She also provides an incall for the girls if needed. University students or young ladies with jobs. Mileroticas also some good ads. One lady has a house for incall and other girls are there. The internet chicas service is $70 to $100.

Many good restaurants and nice hotels.

Have fun.

I've been looking on Mileroticos but those ads seem fake to me. No prices and are generally pretty short with pics looking like they've been taken from the web. Have you had good experiences with girls from Milerotios? Any girls you can recommend? Have you gotten any girls that speak somewhat decent English? My Spanish is very beginner lever, but I'm learning. Thanks.

[Ted 45]

Did anything ever happen to Anthony's?

As of April 2019, there is no chance Anthony's is coming back. Anything of value including windows has been removed from the bar. It also suffered another fire. A club nearby in an "L" shaped strip mall claims to be the replacement. If you are exiting Anthony's, turn right towards the gas station. Walk about about 100 feet and turn right and turn into the mall. The first business is a curry noodle restaurant. Walk straight to the end and the bar is on the right. It is named after two guys. Beer = 30 P. Lady drinks = 100 P.

[WombatEd2]

Did anything ever happen to Anthony's?

[Duke69]

I have been in Ensenada for a week and will report my experience. Paris is still the best strip club but expensive. $15 for lady beer $140 for 20 minutes. Foxy is more reasonable $8 for lady drink $107 for 30 minutes. More relaxed but the chicas are a little bigger. Have not been to Charlie's but a Uber driver recommends to try it.

Internet has been productive. Ensenada.net has several young cute chicas. There is a group that has one lady answer the calls and relays to the girls. She also provides an incall for the girls if needed. University students or young ladies with jobs. Mileroticas also some good ads. One lady has a house for incall and other girls are there. The internet chicas service is $70 to $100.

Many good restaurants and nice hotels.

Have fun.