Ensenada

[Nunya Biz]

Well here goes my first trip report so don't rag me too much. Arrive by bus on tuesday, wow city bigger than i thought, jump in a cab and say in spanglish carribe inn please and off we go arrive at the lovely place i'll call home for ten days. Well get to front desk and low and behold a 15.00 room, wow, sounds good i'll take it, then i get to it and dedcide the 25.00 room with TV is the better deal. Well i'm settled and start off to explore first stop el corrilito for several beers then at about 8pm i start the hunt. First stop Anthony's, dead only two chica's and they didn't even bother getting up! oh well on the street again to Paris club, man hot babes here but rather agressive on the $10 drinks had a trip up for a very exciting lap dance and a BJ, ok now i can think straight and decide to see what else lay in wait for me in the Big E. Head over to cosmos, not as classy but hot babes to be sure, hooked up with a sweet little thing named Tanya made the deal to go back to my room. Supposedly in town for "only a month" lol, she was sweet in all the right places but a little lackluster in performance but all in all worth it.

The next day after waking about 3pm i run the bars till around 10 pm then head out again this time i go to hot fox. So i'm wise to the fischa crap and go in with a mind to make a deal get my biz done and head on to other pastures. Well the place is dead oh well back to paris get there about 11 hit it off with a hottie ,say's she gets off in an hour and make a deal for the coveted todo la noche 2 bills ok cool head to the local farmicia to get the superman pill return to paris at 12. No chica shes gone with the wind. well shit i didn't feel like sittin there so i head back to hot fox since i hadn't sampled the sales staff there yet. walk in get hit with this cold ass draft from the a/c and find a heater at the bar get a beer and over walks this beauty takes her off coat and warms me with it and her sweet c-cup tits ok you get a drink babe lol. So here we go drinking 10$ shots of oj and 4$ beers, so all of a sudden she starts this i love you and i'm thinkin well thats all well and good so how much for the night cause it's about 2:15 she say's all day till 7pm 150$ ok it's a done deal. So then she says how about saturday for free too! Well who am i to turn down freebies! ok no prob thinking the whole time yeah right i'm a saleman too and it never hurts to sweeten the deal just make sure you have the sale. She gets to room at 3:05 am by 3:06 am she is licking me from head to toe front and back and in places i didn't know you should lick lol! she procedes to fuck me like there is no tommorrow in every postion i have ever heard of and a few a hadn't! Damn this is what i was lookin for homerun baby! So any way i walked her to work that night paid the other half of the 150$ promised and never expected to see her again unless more $ involved ya know, sat at 11am i'm sitting in the corralito outside and lo and behold there she is walkin to toward the ole carribe lookin lost and shit.
So i yell out her name and she takes me to the room for the same treatment as last time and never mentions one word about $ ok a girl of her word cool i dig it. From that day on till i left on the 22nd she was at my room every night at 3am till 7pm, even took me to see king kong, bought breakfast and lunch took me with her on errands, even a harbor cruise all her treat!! constantly telling me how much she loved me over and over again! I'm a jaded bastard when it comes these kind of games so i figure somewhere down the line the sick kid or mom shit will surface but it never does she never asks for one damn dime except cab fare each day to work 5$! She even calls out of work on monday to be "with me" all night. The day i leave she begs for me to go home with her even offers to pay for the plane ticket for me to go to veracruz with her!

Says her brother can get me a job just stay with her please crying and shit, really fuckin cryin. Now she calls me every day at 20$ a pop her cost to tell me she misses me and "loves me" wants me come down for her birthday in jan. Damn this is fucked up! Hell, I'm considering too lol.

So what do you exp. guy's think about this newbie's adventure?

T

[Nunya Biz]

Just got back from a ten day trip to Ensenada. Love this place, as you will soon see why!

Got in on a Tuesday and started out at Anthony's, but nothing happening, then made the rounds to Paris and then Cosmos. Both clubs have beautiful women, but rather high prices. I made a few offers, but nothing I liked. Likewise on Wednesday, except went to Hot Fox and my bud met a hottie he liked, so we stayed longer than I liked and spent a ton on those chick drinks. We made a deal with a chick for a few hours but the house wanted a 100$ per hour bar fine, so I said "no way" and left pissed.

Thursday I went to Cosmos and had a sweet little girl named Tania. I'd recomend givin her spin. I did twice lol. Friday is where it got strange but really good too! My bud had to go back to Hot Fox for his girl. I hated this place and had written it off after the crazy house price, but I play wingman tonite ok. Anyway, as soon as I get there here they come with the "you wanna buy her a drink" shit, and I say "no thanks".

So anyway, it is cold as shit there and I spy a heater at the bar and go over to warm up, and here comes a chick with a coat which she procedes to take off and put over my shoulders, which I thought was nice, so I take her to a table and buy her a drink. Well she goes nuts man, just smiling and giggling like a school girl. She unzips my pants and procedes to suck on my cock all the while tryin to hide this from the waiters, which i thought strange it is a *****house. Anyway, but I found out later she was not supposed to this kind of shit.

So anyway, she starts with the "I love you" and I'm like "yeah right" and we agree for her to meet me at 3am for 150$ for her to stay with me till 7pm, which is when she has to go back to work. I say ok. What the hell, it's the best deal I'd had since I got there. So anyway, as I'm leaving she says she'll throw in Saturday for free as well! Ok, now I'm wonderin what is up with this free shit, but who's gonna question free pussy right? Well she arrived at 3:15am and started at my toes licking and sucking her way all the way to the top of my head and proceded to fuck my brains out best fucking I've had since hell I can't remember when. I walked her to work that night thinkin damn this girl is hot.

Saturday morning around 11am she showed up at the hotel took me to breakfast and to a movie fucked my brains out again telling me the whole time how she missed me and loved me over and over again. To make a long wonderful week short, every night at 3am she showed up at my hotel and stayed with me fucking and sleeping till 7pm and never asked for single dime except cab fare to work which was 5$.

One day she called out of work just to stay all night with me! So the day I am to leave she starts crying, begging me to stay, offering to take me to her home in puebla, telling me she loves me and would help me find a job and it was ok if I didn't have enough $, she would help pay for our apartment and shit. She gave me a picture of her kid, her home address and home phone, and I told her I would visit her on her birthday, Jan 31. Now she has either called or texted me every day since I got back, telling me she loves me forever and always.

So guy's, what the hell is up with this? I asked her why she loved me, and all she said was I am muy bonita (handsome?). I mean, I went Ensenada too look for place to go expat for awhile, would I be fool to hook back up with this chick? She is drop dead gorgous and I could, key word could, fall for this girl if I let myself. Give me some outside lookin in kinda advice. My bud who saw all this go down thinks she's sincere but he's not as jaded as I am when it comes to women, I mean she is a ***** after all!

T

[Eastenderuk]

I'll be in town next weekend for about 3 weeks and I hope that I'll have some good news to report on the SW & MP action. I hope that it's not as dead as this board seems to state.

[Mimonger]

Was there for several hours on a cruise stop, didn't see many Chica's at all. Though I have been to several other places in Mexico, I would have to say that Ensenada was rather clean. I thought it would be dirt like a border town, and was happly surprised that Ensenada is not. Sorry I don't have nothing more to add because I was there during the day, and like other post, all the action picks up at night. I did see several go-go bars but due to others in group, I could not recon them.

M&M

[Matiz]

Redhat is correct about the SW scene in Ensenada. If you go east on Miramar past Trece Negro and take the first right heading south, there are a couple of blocks where SW's hang out in the daytime and early evening. They will usually be long gone by 10-11 p.m. They quote $20-30, but everyone I've asked will go for $20. The hotel they use (on the west side of the street) looks pretty sad, but it's comparable to the SW hotels in TJ. For $6 you get a relatively clean room, a bathroom with hot water, towels, and soap.

But be advised that these SW's are a pretty scruffy group and you have to be really Jonesing for sex before I'd recommend heading over that way. But it's an option.

The occasional SW also hangs out between the old Afro-Bar and Paris, on the north side of Miramar just east of Lopez Mateos. There won't ever be more than a couple, and often they're TV's. So use good judgment.

Another SW option is fairly new. On the sidewalk by Anthony's, a couple of SW's were hanging out this weekend during the late evening. I didn't discuss prices with them since they seemed to have an attitude.

Also, near closing time, some of the Anthony's ladies have been filtering out into the entryway to the hotel next to Anthony's to troll for customers if they haven't gotten any business inside during the evening. My friend picked up a good looking gal he had seen earlier inside Anthony's this way last Friday night at around 3:15. The next night, I stumbled over there around 2:30 (Anthony's and all the other bars except Paris close at 3 am), and met a very cute Anthony's lady who had left the club around 11:30 because the number of customers was low and she thought she'd stand a better chance outside. For both my friend and me, the ladies quoted the standard $100 Anthony's rate for going to our hotels. Mine discounted it to $80 if I opted for the hotel next to A's. I did and had a great session.

Apart from the street scene, Anthony's still provides a wonderful setting to make a selection. But you may have some sticker shock if you're used to TJ prices. Before 9/11, $100 was the going rate at Anthony's. After 9/11 the bottom dropped out of the market, and I was arranging dates back to my room for as low as $50. Now, it seems, the price has gone back up, although the market is still depressed for the chicas. They can be bargained down to $80, but it's hard to get them below that on the weekends. During the week when it's slower, you might have more success negotiating a lower price.

The other options are the strip clubs like Deny's/El Pescador, Paris, and Jackaranda's, all located on a one-block stretch of Miramar, east of Lopez Mateos. All three are comparable in offering in club privados where YMMV depending on the lady, the night, the chemistry, and the size of your wallet. Most of the strippers will go to a nearby hotel or your room, but you have to pay a bar fine of between $15-20 to get her out the door (unless you arrange something after the bar closes). And there are some very nice looking women in these clubs.

I only spent a moment in Trece Negro, but it was 80% drunk guys, and all the ficha girls were taken. So I didn't get a chance to test Redhat's theory that they're available for take-out. But there are a couple of other ficha/stripper clubs in that vicinity, e.g., Las Cavernas, where buying a ficha drink will provide you with some serious mileage. But these are very Mexican bars where the girls do not speak any English at all and you'll probably be the only gringo in the place. If you don't feel comfortable with that, stay with Paris, Deny's, Jackaranda's, and Anthony's.

Finally, there is a beauty salon across the street from Anthony's on Miramar. It looks like a normal beauty salon, with posters of ladies with different hairdos, etc. But this weekend we were told that it was $25/half hour, $50/hour, for the basic massage, and that anything else you arrange with the chica after that is up to you and her. Sounded promising, but unfortunately, there were about four chicas there, none of whom were interesting. Just another option that's floating around out there.

The thing you must remember if you're headed to Ensenada for the first time, is that almost nothing happens in the bars until late in the afternoon or early evening, and everything closes tight as a drum (except for Paris) at 3 a.m. So you have a limited window of opportunity, unlike a place like TJ that's open for sex 24/7. So figure out your game plan for the evening, do your research, put on your game face and get out there. Ensenada's a wonderful town with friendly people and the chicas are lovely.

Matiz

[Botmfeedr]

I visited back in January with a couple of friends of mine, I used to go down and stay at the Corona hotel ( they were very acceptable to overnight visitors) but now I stay at the Fronterra (also very accomodating to additional guests). Rates are comparable, with clean smoke free rooms.

Anthony's is nice but, the girls are charging more the last couple of trips and try to head back to the bar asap. I have been going to a local bar 2 blocks East of Anthony's called "El 13 Negro".

It has really cleaned up since last summer and you can usually find 3 - 4 girls working the bar each night with 1 or 2 being " 6's or 7's". Prices are around 45 an hour and they have a motel they use next door usually 15 more.

If you are really daring go 1 more block East then head South 1 block and you will usually see a couple of girls (4's to 6's) working the corner next to a Fleabag motel. These girls will charge around 25 to 30 and the motel is 5 flat.

Not the best selection but when you have had a bit too much to drink and don't want to handle your own business they will work it for you.

Happy Huntin

[Bigger Guy]

After an evening of heavy boozing with Drinking Buddy at Hussong's, Big Bruiser and I break away and decend on Anthony's. It being late Sunday, the joint is fairly quiet and the women more aggressive than on Saturday evening, when introductions were made by waiters.* Big Bruiser and I meet two 8's in a booth next to the bandstand (which sounds more romantic than next to the toilets, which it also is.)

We work a deal, but need to visit the cash cow down the street. By now we are fairly loaded (read: totally fucking uninhibited) and during our walk we bump into a little hottie on her way to Anthony's to begin her own shift. All deals previously cut are forgotten - for no real reason other than we can - and we cut a new deal with our new friend "Lupita." (1,000 pesos total - about $90 -for one hour split between us.)* (Since this was a street deal, there was no bar fee or room fee).* Lupita escorts us to the ATM, and back to our suite.* On the way, Lupita hails a cab and orders rubbers be delivered to our room. I thought that was cool.* They arrived shortly after we did.* The driver charged us $10 for four.

Much to Drinking Buddy's surprise, we barge in with a ho in tow.* DB quickly makes arangements for his own appointment ($50 us for 30 minutes) and then the all-important order is sought. Big Bruiser - being a Big Brusier - insists on going first, I take second and Drinking Buddy agrees to sloppy thirds.

In act one, Big Bruiser enjoys DATY (sounded like she does as well), a little mish and finally doggy.* He is out in under 30 minutes.

For my part, the middle stanza wound up with the feel of an obstacle course: CBJ, Reverse, Cowgirl, 69, cowgirl, mish posish, wheelbarrel, and a dog "finish." Sadly, the word finish relates to time more than spew in this case.

In act three, DB takes it home with nothing but mish.

Lupita was very friendly and provided excellent service (just short of GFE though).* Six for looks (tight little body, smallish titties and an okay face) and a nine for effort.

[Robot]

Try the Villa Fontana (Days Inn) on Lopez Mateos - right in the middle of town. Decent place, reasonable ($55-60), and chica-friendly. Pool & jacuzzi too. Stayed there twice.

[Robot]

Try the Days Inn Villa Fontana. Right in the middle of things on Lopez-Mateos, decent place, reasonable ($55/night), and chica-friendly.

[Vagringo]

hey is there any pick up bars semi pro like t rocks in peru or la dolce in cart I am somewhat fluent in spanglish so i do get beter deals and what are the avg prices for girls 4 the night

[Member #2330]

Redhat,

Just wondering if the Gloria you mentioned is the same one I met there a couple years ago. She's thin, maybe 5'2"-5'4", black hair, speaks decent english, and has fake boobs and a pretty face, late 20's, maybe 30 years old. Last I heard she was in Cabo, but she was from Ensenada. If so, she's definitely worth the trip to Ensenada!

Winzheng

[Jugador]

Hey Clodbuster,

You might try San Nicolas(sp?)$60/night, its pretty nice and is girl friendly too. Its also pretty close to downtown - 3 minute drive to Anthony's. Beware of the hotels along the tourist strip as it can be very noisy at night.

Much higher end is El Coral on the way into town - about $100/night.

[Clodbuster]

I'm headed down to Ensenada just before XMAS and was wondering if anyone could recommend a good hotel for a couple nights. I'd prefer a nicer hotel and not the typical monger hangout.

I will be hitting Anthony's and any other hotspots, but probably not use my own room for any fun!!

Any recommendations?

Clodbuster

[Botmfeedr]

Thursday 10/8

I went to Anthony's with my friend. Lots of girls working that night usual hot selection but after my experience the night before at "El 13 Negra" I just did not feel like spending $100 for a 1/2 hour. My friend negotiated a deal with a beautiful young girl for $80 so I waited for him to return.

The whole time I was there an older gal was sitting in front of me nice body (7), face (5). After my friend left with the young girl the older gal moved over to our table because she was cold sitting in front of the side door.

Well we started talking and her name is Gloria. She had a great attitude and we had a good conversation. After a while I asked her how much she charged and she quoted $60, +$18 barfine and $12 room fee. I asked how much for toda la noche she quoted $150 + barfine. Well when my friend came back I decided to give her a try. I asked her "$50 for 1 hour in my hotel" and she agreed.

I paid the barfine (negotiated to $15) and we left. She drove us to my hotel in her car and we went inside. I undressed and we had a great time I got her off 3 times before I did and she was really happy. She stayed 3.5 hours and I paid $50 + barfine. I did not pay anything until she was leaving and even then she did not count the money, I included a $15 tip.

Great trip.

[Botmfeedr]

Wednesday 10/7

I decided to walk around a little more this trip and talked to a guy on the street who saw me observing the local "wildlife" in it's habitat (motel balcony). He asked if I was looking for a chica and I said yes.

We taked about the girl I was watching and he said she was available and I asked about others and he pointed across the street to a bar " El 13 Negra ". We walked inside and I bought us a couple of beers. He told me all the girls were available. I looked around an noticed most patrons were locals and the selection was slim at best about 5 girls working.

Finished my beer and struck up a conversation with a nice looking chica with small perky breasts. She quoted me $50 for 2 hours next door. Well, this is quite a change from the prices at Anthony's but, I still had to maintain my negotiating skills.

I was able to get her down to $40 and take her back to my hotel room. Great service, she spoke no english so negotiating took some time but well worth it. BTW after first pop she never tried to leave or make up any excuses. Stayed the whole 2 hours. Tipped $15. Went back on Thursday 10/8 only 4 girls working . I wanted to pick up the same girl and another for my friend but wasn't interested in the selection.

Oh well there's allway's "Next trip".