Guadalajara

[GoneFishin]

I texted Melissa Carthy about my upcoming trip in October and she seems excited. Hell she even called me out for not going this month but I told her to visit my mom in Guerrero to which she called my mom her suegra (mother-in-law) but we have a client provider relationship and it will show when we are getting down and dirty since the intimacy really sparks.

She is very friendly and vocal in the sack. Not sure if your aware but she recently got enhancements. A little surprise for you.

[LovesToSploog]

Escorts with hot pics show up in plain, pudgy, saggy, middle-aged women. This problem is everywhere, America, Europe, Asia, South America. They just waste my time waiting in the hotel, get me pissed off.

I searched pics of a few hot escorts in CDMX, Guada, Mon in TINEYE. They did not show up anywhere else in the web, suggesting the pics are genuine, not downloaded and stolen from someone else. I would definitely do a few hot escorts in Tijuana if their pics are authentic. However, texted a dozen hot escorts in Tijuana, CDMX, Monterrey, Guadalajara, asking for rates and hours worked in translated Spanish, got zero responses!

Mexico's escort scene is flaky and a time waster. I prefer putas bars or streets, where I can see and feel the chicas before striking deals.

To each their own, you need to be there to experience it, it takes a couple of trials and errors but once you got it, you got it, but compared to Tijuana the escort scene is well worth the trip. I texted Melissa Carthy about my upcoming trip in October and she seems excited. Hell she even called me out for not going this month but I told her to visit my mom in Guerrero to which she called my mom her suegra (mother-in-law) but we have a client provider relationship and it will show when we are getting down and dirty since the intimacy really sparks.

[GoneFishin]

Going to GDL in October. I've seen many references to "Sexxyprovincia" and "Sexxxyprov in this forum, but a search brings up dead sites and one twitter page. Is there a website?

https://sexxxyprovincia.forumfree.it/

[Captain Solo]

Escorts with hot pics show up in plain, pudgy, saggy, middle-aged women. This problem is everywhere, America, Europe, Asia, South America. They just waste my time waiting in the hotel, get me pissed off.

I searched pics of a few hot escorts in CDMX, Guada, Mon in TINEYE. They did not show up anywhere else in the web, suggesting the pics are genuine, not downloaded and stolen from someone else. I would definitely do a few hot escorts in Tijuana if their pics are authentic. However, texted a dozen hot escorts in Tijuana, CDMX, Monterrey, Guadalajara, asking for rates and hours worked in translated Spanish, got zero responses!

Mexico's escort scene is flaky and a time waster. I prefer putas bars or streets, where I can see and feel the chicas before striking deals.

[John Clayton]

Going to GDL in October. I've seen many references to "Sexxyprovincia" and "Sexxxyprov in this forum, but a search brings up dead sites and one twitter page. Is there a website?

[GoneFishin]

I agree with Quagmire and LTS, Mileroticos is the absolute worse place to hunt for quality service, IMHO. You can find some diamonds but I don't have the patience. Any of the vetted agencies or the girls from Alex or Jess from sexxxyprov should provide you with all the variety you need. If you can make it to Pedegral motel, Jess will send her girls that are fixed there that day to your room like a lineup. Nice way to see what she has on offer at one go. For GDL the quality girls favor twitter or agencies. I tried several new girls and will post when I get the chance. Still racing around after my trip.

GF.

[LovesToSploog]

Sunday August 26th, 5:30 pm.

I'd been reaching out to girls on both Twitter and whomever had a WhatsApp Profile soon as I got into town, but the replies were few and far between, I suppose it being the weekend and all. Got a reply from a a "Ginna" from MilEroticos. She came to the hotel but I could see this girl wasn't the one from the photos --her excuse being that it was for security purposes. It was my first day and I wanted to get a session in, too eagerly it seems, so I let it go. But made a mental note. That girl is a liar who uses false photos. The session was about as genuine as she was.

Monday.

I went exploring and familiarizing myself with the general area. Everything I needed in the form of an ATM, convenience store, pharmacy and small eateries are on Avenida Juarez, same avenue as Portobelo. I went looking for this one pizza shop, Pizza Del Perro Negro, which is a Mexican goth-style pizzeria, which has these really amateur child-like drawings of medieval type torture on the walls. They play death-metal, though at your request they might put on something else- they did for me. Pizza was pretty good, just wish the music was different. Guadalajara is a lot more relaxed than the hyper-congested Mexico city and just the overall vibe I found a lot more to my liking.

Tuesday, August 28th.

Contacted Alex on WhatsApp. Had him schedule an appointment with the huge-titted Calay. I personally tend to get along a lot better with the older girls so I'd roll the dice on this one; 2 hours for 1800. I had Calay come to the hotel through the rear parking entrance, Portobelo has plenty of parking spaces and the security guy didn't bat an eyelash. Calay is in her mid-thirties and her face has a lot of miles on it. That said, she clearly exercises a lot and keeps herself in great shape. But the most important thing for me is performance. Calay was more than satisfactory. She took her time, and knew her stuff. Her BBJ was deep and slow, she did cowgirl without ever seeming like she was trying to hurry up and switch positions. Doggie was good and she finished me in reverse cowgirl.

IMHO 7.5 out of 10.

I've done the "model-quality" escorts before and there's nothing wrong with that. But a lot of guys seem to get off on whether the girl looks like a model (and I appreciate that too) but in my experience those girls tend to be lazy in the sack. A hot face matters to me, but after many of my encounters I've just come to value performance a lot more.

Wedensday.

I sent out a half dozen or so lines on whatsapp at around 8:30 or so and most of them couldn't be bothered to get back to me until 9:30. After "Ginna" I was apprehensive. I got a response from a "Liliana," who was suspect to me. She showed up within 20 minutes and soon as she stepped out of the car it was obvious she wasn't the girl in the photo. She gave the same reply that "Ginna" did, citing personal security and family ties, etc.

The sex was about average, and while she did her best to seem enthused and genuinely interested I was put off by both the duplicity and the fact that her performance was lacking. Afterwards she made a half-assed request for taxi money. I told her I was fresh out of cash. I made up my mind that I wasn't accepting anymore of these skank-scammers.

Thursday.

That afternoon I began looking through my whatsapp listing. This time I chose "Karina. " I decided to let her know that I won't tolerate any false photos so if she's not the girl in the photo don't even bother showing up. She showed up, she was a pudgey, acne-scarred fraud. She gave the "personal security' line too. I told her get out. She first wanted to offer a discount, then said I'd been negotiating with some other girl on Whatapp and this and that. I didn't even bother to dignify her lies I just told her to leave. She later sent me a Whatsapp message cursing me in Spanish. Life is good!

That same night I got a bite from "Fanny. " Asked for a photo as proof of identity and got a picture of a blonde --Fannys a brunette. I brought this up and asked for a photo of "herself" holding up a "V" sign. Took a minute but I got one and the female in the photo seemed have the same build as the photos of the girl online. I gave the address and let her know that if someone else shows up the deal is off. A short, petite girl showed up, and like "Karina" was demanding money, this time up front. And had the nerve to be on the phone talking to some third party. I schooled her about how what her "third-party" is doing is illegal and to get out.

You know, it says a lot about you when you can't get something as simple as selling tail right.

It would be one thing if these were average chicks using hot girls photos but they gave high-performance in the sack. These are just Plain Jane single-moms trying to hustle some extra dough for no effort. And while I enjoy speed-fucking as much as the next monger I got to draw the line somewhere.

Well there's definitely a plague of false photo scammers in GDL and no doubt elsewhere. Girls claiming to have WhatApp profiles still need to be extra vetted, especially the ones from MilEroticos which is definitely off my list. In the future I guess I'll be sticking exclusively to say SexxyProvincia and Twitter (though that seems to take a lot more time to set something up on). This isn't meant to be a downer trip report BTW, I wasn't there long and my hunting wasn't as intensive as I've done in the past. It's just my own advisory that the hobbying scene in GDL has a few dirty players.

Ahh man I wish you could have had a better experience, sorry if I wasn't as much help as I could have been. I'the stay away from mileroticos but you got to do what you got to do and thanks for toftt, people who use that usually take a risk, nonetheless I hope I can help you out better next time and glad you made it back safe.

[Quagmire1974]

Well there's definitely a plague of false photo scammers in GDL and no doubt elsewhere. Girls claiming to have WhatApp profiles still need to be extra vetted, especially the ones from MilEroticos which is definitely off my list. In the future I guess I'll be sticking exclusively to say SexxyProvincia and Twitter (though that seems to take a lot more time to set something up on). This isn't meant to be a downer trip report BTW, I wasn't there long and my hunting wasn't as intensive as I've done in the past. It's just my own advisory that the hobbying scene in GDL has a few dirty players.

Sorry GDL didn't work out the way you were hoping. Your report is an excellent example of why myself, GoneFishin, and others have used agencies like Paramour for mongering in GDL (read our reports). Yes, the costs are higher than Mileroticos and SexxyProvincia, but there is an extremely high probability that the girl you see on the agency's website will be the same girl who knocks on the door of your love motel when you book your appointment.

Thanks for your report. Again, sorry it didn't work out too well, and try to give the agency angle a try if you go back to GDL in the future.

[KentJones]

Sunday August 26th, 5:30 pm.

I'd been reaching out to girls on both Twitter and whomever had a WhatsApp Profile soon as I got into town, but the replies were few and far between, I suppose it being the weekend and all. Got a reply from a a "Ginna" from MilEroticos. She came to the hotel but I could see this girl wasn't the one from the photos --her excuse being that it was for security purposes. It was my first day and I wanted to get a session in, too eagerly it seems, so I let it go. But made a mental note. That girl is a liar who uses false photos. The session was about as genuine as she was.

Monday.

I went exploring and familiarizing myself with the general area. Everything I needed in the form of an ATM, convenience store, pharmacy and small eateries are on Avenida Juarez, same avenue as Portobelo. I went looking for this one pizza shop, Pizza Del Perro Negro, which is a Mexican goth-style pizzeria, which has these really amateur child-like drawings of medieval type torture on the walls. They play death-metal, though at your request they might put on something else- they did for me. Pizza was pretty good, just wish the music was different. Guadalajara is a lot more relaxed than the hyper-congested Mexico city and just the overall vibe I found a lot more to my liking.

Tuesday, August 28th.

Contacted Alex on WhatsApp. Had him schedule an appointment with the huge-titted Calay. I personally tend to get along a lot better with the older girls so I'd roll the dice on this one; 2 hours for 1800. I had Calay come to the hotel through the rear parking entrance, Portobelo has plenty of parking spaces and the security guy didn't bat an eyelash. Calay is in her mid-thirties and her face has a lot of miles on it. That said, she clearly exercises a lot and keeps herself in great shape. But the most important thing for me is performance. Calay was more than satisfactory. She took her time, and knew her stuff. Her BBJ was deep and slow, she did cowgirl without ever seeming like she was trying to hurry up and switch positions. Doggie was good and she finished me in reverse cowgirl.

IMHO 7.5 out of 10.

I've done the "model-quality" escorts before and there's nothing wrong with that. But a lot of guys seem to get off on whether the girl looks like a model (and I appreciate that too) but in my experience those girls tend to be lazy in the sack. A hot face matters to me, but after many of my encounters I've just come to value performance a lot more.

Wedensday.

I sent out a half dozen or so lines on whatsapp at around 8:30 or so and most of them couldn't be bothered to get back to me until 9:30. After "Ginna" I was apprehensive. I got a response from a "Liliana," who was suspect to me. She showed up within 20 minutes and soon as she stepped out of the car it was obvious she wasn't the girl in the photo. She gave the same reply that "Ginna" did, citing personal security and family ties, etc.

The sex was about average, and while she did her best to seem enthused and genuinely interested I was put off by both the duplicity and the fact that her performance was lacking. Afterwards she made a half-assed request for taxi money. I told her I was fresh out of cash. I made up my mind that I wasn't accepting anymore of these skank-scammers.

Thursday.

That afternoon I began looking through my whatsapp listing. This time I chose "Karina. " I decided to let her know that I won't tolerate any false photos so if she's not the girl in the photo don't even bother showing up. She showed up, she was a pudgey, acne-scarred fraud. She gave the "personal security' line too. I told her get out. She first wanted to offer a discount, then said I'd been negotiating with some other girl on Whatapp and this and that. I didn't even bother to dignify her lies I just told her to leave. She later sent me a Whatsapp message cursing me in Spanish. Life is good!

That same night I got a bite from "Fanny. " Asked for a photo as proof of identity and got a picture of a blonde --Fannys a brunette. I brought this up and asked for a photo of "herself" holding up a "V" sign. Took a minute but I got one and the female in the photo seemed have the same build as the photos of the girl online. I gave the address and let her know that if someone else shows up the deal is off. A short, petite girl showed up, and like "Karina" was demanding money, this time up front. And had the nerve to be on the phone talking to some third party. I schooled her about how what her "third-party" is doing is illegal and to get out.

You know, it says a lot about you when you can't get something as simple as selling tail right.

It would be one thing if these were average chicks using hot girls photos but they gave high-performance in the sack. These are just Plain Jane single-moms trying to hustle some extra dough for no effort. And while I enjoy speed-fucking as much as the next monger I got to draw the line somewhere.

Well there's definitely a plague of false photo scammers in GDL and no doubt elsewhere. Girls claiming to have WhatApp profiles still need to be extra vetted, especially the ones from MilEroticos which is definitely off my list. In the future I guess I'll be sticking exclusively to say SexxyProvincia and Twitter (though that seems to take a lot more time to set something up on). This isn't meant to be a downer trip report BTW, I wasn't there long and my hunting wasn't as intensive as I've done in the past. It's just my own advisory that the hobbying scene in GDL has a few dirty players.

[LovesToSploog]

Hard as in stuffed with various enhancements? I hate fake asses but I keep seeing advertised girls there that look like they have enhanced asses. I am guessing they are injecting their assess with various substances to get that gnarly hourglass. Any thoughts on the enhanced vs natural situation there?

No it's not enhanced, but if I was expecting a big ass I would be disappointed. She's skinny, I suppose toned out but yes the pictures are enhanced or the angles really give it a different perspective.

When I first met Sabrina, she looked like her pictures big butt and big breast but the breast appear enhanced and the butt it's pretty big and she says it's natural. However I believe some of these women struggle with their appearance since when I was with Sabrina and Fabiola, Sabrina complained that there was a review with someone calling her fat, to which it seemed to bother her and she said she started taking a miracle pill to thin her out again.

Last time I saw her, maybe two months ago, she looked unhealthy thin, plus I know her and some other girls from the agency deal with a certain substance abuse to which it comes back to living up to demand and how some girls can't handle the game but still put up with it since there is very little opportunities for them to make a living wage.

Sometimes as I read the reviews from Sexxxyprov, I think they got a tolerance of what surgery should be. Being that in the states we have some top quality surgeries and are constantly exposed to it, in Mexico I don't think they have those kinds of standards to which a lot of voluptuous women in Mexico will have scarring. That's why I am starting to prefer natural bodies.

[JeraldoRivera]

Well she has a nice body, I won't lie about that and her ass, I would say it's nice but not extraordinary. It's hard not jiggly, I prefer a nice soft jiggly butt with some meat. Some of the pictures, like most ads, are fixed up to give up a desired look, I didn't plan on seeing her both times so I didn't expect anything based on her pics. Most are 1200+, I chose 2 hours that's why it was more expensive.

I always tell everyone to go, besides the chicas there much to explore around there.

Hard as in stuffed with various enhancements? I hate fake asses but I keep seeing advertised girls there that look like they have enhanced asses. I am guessing they are injecting their assess with various substances to get that gnarly hourglass. Any thoughts on the enhanced vs natural situation there?

[LovesToSploog]

Emelia from Jess appears to have a sensational ass though! Is it that nice in person or do the photos kinda gas her up? The price in gdl for super fine split tail seems to be around 2000 when you include the 300 for hotel and 300 for BBBJ. So gdl really needs to have really nice chicas at that price point but also be an interesting city. I'm sure ill be there but I may hit up Medellin first. It saves me 10 precious hrs flite time each way though.

Well she has a nice body, I won't lie about that and her ass, I would say it's nice but not extraordinary. It's hard not jiggly, I prefer a nice soft jiggly butt with some meat. Some of the pictures, like most ads, are fixed up to give up a desired look, I didn't plan on seeing her both times so I didn't expect anything based on her pics. Most are 1200+, I chose 2 hours that's why it was more expensive.

I always tell everyone to go, besides the chicas there much to explore around there.

[JeraldoRivera]

Emelia from Jess appears to have a sensational ass though! Is it that nice in person or do the photos kinda gas her up? The price in gdl for super fine split tail seems to be around 2000 when you include the 300 for hotel and 300 for BBBJ. So gdl really needs to have really nice chicas at that price point but also be an interesting city. I'm sure ill be there but I may hit up Medellin first. It saves me 10 precious hrs flite time each way though.

[LovesToSploog]

I went to check it out Sunday morning to sweat away a bad hangover and lo and behold only two workers. One was an older lady with big tits and the other a younger lady with a not so good body. Well the older lady seemed the most optimal since the tits, I knew she had one of those things to hide her belly and that's okay I just wanted to bust. Anyways decent time with her CBJ, cowgirl, doggy. Drank the water she gave me and we talked. I would say I had a better experience than emilia since she at least tried to talk and have a good conversation which to me is important in a service.

I read they have good providers in the day time but I went Sunday morning around 10 am so perhaps it was my luck in timing. I wanted to check out Paloma VIP by ninos heroes but I was out all day.

[LovesToSploog]

As much as I want to brag that this trip was nothing but really getting down and dirty, it wasn't. It was my friend's birthday and I showed him around the city so there wasn't as much action as I wanted to see. With that being said, I did get to be with 3 women: emilia from Jess and her friends / some old lady from Molino Rojo / Lizeth from sexxyprov.

I'll start with emilia from Jess and her friends. To cut it straight to the point, emilia was not worth it, I knew it too based on our previous encounter, but that was my mistake. The reason being was she was lazy, she was not as good as I thought she should be since she didn't put too much effort into the session. She gave me a BBBJ, then she would ride me, then doggy and I would finish myself. After my first pop it was weird. I felt completely ignored since she was on her phone and just seemed cold. After some time she got back to work, gave a mediocre quick BBBJ and same thing. Time went by too fast because she spent a good time on her phone and by the second pop she was already leaving. Total was 1,900 pesos for two hours and a 400 tip for a crappy BBBJ, total waste of money and time. I read that she gets good reviews but I think this is from inexperienced mongerers and senior members who are treated better from the sexxxyprov forum, as a foreigner there, skip Emilia.

On the other hand, my friend saw Barbara who he said was sluggin (slang for nice body and stuff) but she went from being in action to asking for a break. Part of that was my fault since I did bring THC concentrate and let her and Emilia smoke it which got them really high. Anyways my friend was not impressed and she was also on her phone talking to Emilia and her amor (her fianc) so he was turned off. I was a bit disappointed since I thought he would have a better time than that, he said it was alright but he lives in Tijuana and I suppose he had better expectations than what I was hyping. I would still probably recommend her for maybe a hour since from my experience she was pretty good, ymmv.

I know I say good things about the Jess and her friends agencies but just take caution she will do a bait and switch, telling you the girl is available and then saying she's busy but there are others she will show you, this will most likely happen Fridays but either way find a good independent escort since you will know what you are getting.