Guadalajara

[Juan Carter]

Do you remember the name of the bar with the ladies? I like places like that since I'm fluent in Spanish and can sometimes game them. I think those type of bars are called ficheras or botaneras. Anyone know of any good ones?

You don't have to "game" the ficheras. Either pay the salida, meet them after work (3 am) or make a date for the following afternoon. My favorites are La Victoria and La Condesa near 9 Esquinas. There is a seedy one, El Barecito, on Priciliano Sanchez, just east of the dos templos if you are adventurous. SexxxyProvincia mentions some pick-up places with MILFS and, at my advanced age, I might give La Copa de Champagne (Americas #999) a try. I am in GDL the weekend of the 24th. PM me if you want an ancient wingman.

[NutJob]

Hey guys,

Been reading up on Guadalajara. I wish I found this site before my trip! My Spanish really sucks. I mean I can barely speak it and when the locals speak to me I can only catch a word here and there. I talked to a driver that spoke English. It was late and he showed me some type of bar where the ladies were really nice looking, but he said there's no sex there. You just buy them drinks and they sit with you. Well that does me no good when I can't carry a conversation in Spanish. Plus I wanted sex. So he brings me to Hobbies because they open late. The guy at Hobbies says it's $1200 for an hour and one pop. There were 5 ladies in the line up with a mix of age and shapes. None were really to my liking. I would say none were ugly. I would rate about a 6 in looks. Very average looking. The one with big tits was a bit too thick. The older one (mid 30's) didn't have much on top. But since it was late, I decided to settle for the girl that looked to be in her mid 20's, about 5' without her heels, nice C cups, but her ass was pretty big. I don't even remember the girl's name. The room was actually nicer than I thought. It looked clean and was pretty big and open. I was a bit paranoid about where I would leave my pile of clothes. I didn't want her or anyone else to go through my pockets. Everything was in plain view. The shower was not all walled up. There was a hot tub, toilet and sink. There was a couch. I thought it was going to be a tiny room with a cold stainless table. The table was a bit high but had a thin "mattress" that had clean sheets. I started out getting a light massage..

Do you remember the name of the bar with the ladies? I like places like that since I'm fluent in Spanish and can sometimes game them. I think those type of bars are called ficheras or botaneras. Anyone know of any good ones?

[Gagoo]

After reading up on esteticas, I caught a cab over to Danny's. I used google translate to help me out as the cab driver's English was very limited. I thought he was just going to drop me off, but he came in with me and there were a few people sitting waiting. It was about 7:30 so I figured it was going to be a wait. The driver confirmed that all the ladies were busy and there is a wait. He kept asking if I wanted to go to JetSet. I noticed this hottie that came out and I told the driver I liked her or someone that looked like her. He was able to get her to go outside and discussed business after hours. She said she could leave at 8:30 and we would go back to my room for two hours. I'm not sure how much of a cut the driver was getting, but I'm pretty sure he was getting a cut. So initial price was 1400. At 8:30 everyone started to come out. Finally at 9:00, Alisen comes out. But there was some more discussion on pricing. It jumped up to 1600. At this point I figured I'd end up at Hobbies. I didn't like that the price kept jumping around and I was concerned that after one pop, she'd be out the door. She agreed on the original 1400. I ended up giving her 1500. It's not so much the cost difference that concerned me. I was just wondering on the quality when they are jumping back and forth on the price. When the driver got us back to the room he demanded that I pay her up front. Not a big deal. But he was telling her at the end of two hours that he would be waiting for her. I asked what I owed him for the ride and the wait. It was 300. I guess that's the standard or the standard gringo fee. The experience with her was not the greatest. She might have been a bit tired from her shift. We had multiple positions and multiple pops.

I'll do some more research and see if I can get an escort. I do like the looks of Andrea Neri.

That taxi really took you for a ride. He would probably get a commission for dropping you off there and you would have to pay more. You should have just banged the girl there for much cheaper, but he wanted to make himself a middleman (sounds nasty) and make some extra money on this. If you take a taxi to places like this, ask them to actually take you somewhere nearby. Don't be telling them what you are doing or exactly where you are going. If the address is 521 Mexico Street, ask them to drop you off at 500 Mexico Street, then walk to 521 Mexico Street. Once I did this, and the brothel in Cancun asked me where is my taxi, how did I get there. I said I walked there, and I know my fee was less.

[Brian Setzer]

After reading up on esteticas, I caught a cab over to Danny's. I used google translate to help me out as the cab driver's English was very limited. I thought he was just going to drop me off, but he came in with me and there were a few people sitting waiting. It was about 7:30 so I figured it was going to be a wait. The driver confirmed that all the ladies were busy and there is a wait. He kept asking if I wanted to go to JetSet. I noticed this hottie that came out and I told the driver I liked her or someone that looked like her. He was able to get her to go outside and discussed business after hours. She said she could leave at 8:30 and we would go back to my room for two hours. I'm not sure how much of a cut the driver was getting, but I'm pretty sure he was getting a cut. So initial price was 1400. At 8:30 everyone started to come out. Finally at 9:00, Alisen comes out. But there was some more discussion on pricing. It jumped up to 1600. At this point I figured I'd end up at Hobbies. I didn't like that the price kept jumping around and I was concerned that after one pop, she'd be out the door. She agreed on the original 1400. I ended up giving her 1500. It's not so much the cost difference that concerned me. I was just wondering on the quality when they are jumping back and forth on the price. When the driver got us back to the room he demanded that I pay her up front. Not a big deal. But he was telling her at the end of two hours that he would be waiting for her. I asked what I owed him for the ride and the wait. It was 300. I guess that's the standard or the standard gringo fee. The experience with her was not the greatest. She might have been a bit tired from her shift. We had multiple positions and multiple pops.

I'll do some more research and see if I can get an escort. I do like the looks of Andrea Neri.

[Brian Setzer]

Hey guys,

Been reading up on Guadalajara. I wish I found this site before my trip! My Spanish really sucks. I mean I can barely speak it and when the locals speak to me I can only catch a word here and there. I talked to a driver that spoke English. It was late and he showed me some type of bar where the ladies were really nice looking, but he said there's no sex there. You just buy them drinks and they sit with you. Well that does me no good when I can't carry a conversation in Spanish. Plus I wanted sex. So he brings me to Hobbies because they open late. The guy at Hobbies says it's $1200 for an hour and one pop. There were 5 ladies in the line up with a mix of age and shapes. None were really to my liking. I would say none were ugly. I would rate about a 6 in looks. Very average looking. The one with big tits was a bit too thick. The older one (mid 30's) didn't have much on top. But since it was late, I decided to settle for the girl that looked to be in her mid 20's, about 5' without her heels, nice C cups, but her ass was pretty big. I don't even remember the girl's name. The room was actually nicer than I thought. It looked clean and was pretty big and open. I was a bit paranoid about where I would leave my pile of clothes. I didn't want her or anyone else to go through my pockets. Everything was in plain view. The shower was not all walled up. There was a hot tub, toilet and sink. There was a couch. I thought it was going to be a tiny room with a cold stainless table. The table was a bit high but had a thin "mattress" that had clean sheets. I started out getting a light massage. She had me flip over and started to give me a CBJ. It was nice. She was very accommodating. We went for different positions. After I popped, I figured it was over and I didn't see a clock anywhere. We both got into the shower and to my surprise we went at it again. When I got out, I realized I spent 1.5 hours there. There was definitely no rush and it appeared that I had been the only customer there at that time.

My driver was outside waiting and drove me back to my hotel. He asked for $300 for his services.

I don't think I will go back to Hobbies unless it's late.

[HeadFirst80]

I had time very late in the night also, but using this agency they delivered and girl was at the hotel within an hour. My experience had been better, girl spoke very little English but did try all she could to make me comfortable.

I found myself with just one night in Guadalajara, with a really really early flight the next morning, and almost decided against trying to find any company since it was a long day and an early morning the next morning. But temptation got the better of me and decided to try Tapatias Calientes, as they'd come straight to my hotel and save the step of heading to a motel, especially given how late it was going to be. I made arrangements the day before via WhatsApp, and confirmed during the day the next day (I'm a big fan of using WhatsApp for arrangements, this was my first time with that at even though my Spanish is okay, it's easy to get lost on the phone and WhatsApp made it really easy). To see Alondra. All seemed ok, until a hour before, when I got a message from the agency saying that she was delayed, and would be an hour late. This was later than I wanted, but I said sure. The new time arrived, and nobody showed up. I checked with the angency and they assured me she was on her way. We went back and forth like this for quite a while, before he finally gave up and conceded that she wasn't coming (he forwarded a bunch of text message screen caps showing her saying she was on her way when she wasn't). For not showing up the agency guy said he would fire Alondra the next day though I notice she is still on the website. He apologized profusely, and said he'd make it up the next day, but I said I wasn't going to be there. However by this point my mind was already set on doing this, so I asked if there was anyone available at that late time..

[JHS 42]

I found myself with just one night in Guadalajara, with a really really early flight the next morning, and almost decided against trying to find any company since it was a long day and an early morning the next morning. But temptation got the better of me and decided to try Tapatias Calientes, as they'd come straight to my hotel and save the step of heading to a motel, especially given how late it was going to be. I made arrangements the day before via WhatsApp, and confirmed during the day the next day (I'm a big fan of using WhatsApp for arrangements, this was my first time with that at even though my Spanish is okay, it's easy to get lost on the phone and WhatsApp made it really easy). To see Alondra. All seemed ok, until a hour before, when I got a message from the agency saying that she was delayed, and would be an hour late. This was later than I wanted, but I said sure. The new time arrived, and nobody showed up. I checked with the angency and they assured me she was on her way. We went back and forth like this for quite a while, before he finally gave up and conceded that she wasn't coming (he forwarded a bunch of text message screen caps showing her saying she was on her way when she wasn't). For not showing up the agency guy said he would fire Alondra the next day though I notice she is still on the website. He apologized profusely, and said he'd make it up the next day, but I said I wasn't going to be there. However by this point my mind was already set on doing this, so I asked if there was anyone available at that late time. He found me Sheila, which was impressive at that late hour--by the time she arrived it was 12:30 am (but he sent the Uber info, and it was clear that she had hit the road within 10 minutes of getting the call, so I knew she was on the way and she made it quickly). He promised me I wouldn't be disappointed. I wasn't. (he also offered me the rate from the original girl, which was MXN $1900, rather than Sheila's regular rate of MXN $2500, for 2 hour. (Bronze v Gold).

Sheila was tiny, 18, and gorgeous (pics without faces are on the agency site--not sure they really do her justice). She was friendly but a little quiet and awkward (which probably wasnt helped by my awkward Spanish but also seemed like inexperienced--she was impressed with the hotel and seemed to have never have had champagne before). In this sense, the GFE aspect was a little lacking compared to some other experiences, and the kisses were a bit reserved and half-hearted. However, her technique (particularly oral) was absolutely great, and she was smoking hot and up for whatever I suggested, including CIM and COF which I am fan of. She was fine with several rounds, which was good because between her being great at oral (natural), super tight, and super hot I couldn't manage to last that long with her. By the end she started paying a little more attention to her phone than I'd have liked (I should make them lock the phones away at the beginning) but she actually stayed longer than two hours and the experience overall was really good. By the time she was showered (with me) and dressed, I had packed up and after walking her to her Uber I just checked out and caught a taxi to the airport tired but happy.

[HeadFirst80]

Based on other recent reviews also tried Danny's. Choices were good between 6-8 so initially it was looking good.

My mistake was I picked one of the better looking one. Ironic it may seem, but the better looking are the ones with attitude issue and that's a huge turn down for me. She was no GFE at all and seemed very mechanical. Needless to say we ran out of time without any conclusive results. The name escapes me at the moment as I didn't bother remembering it.

[Juan Carter]

The best experience I had last summer was with Connie Garcia. Find her Rincon de Las Sorts posts on http://sexxxyprovincia.forumfree.it/ and as Andrea Neri on xvideos.com and twitter (two listings). She charged me $1,000 pesos with oral natural at my hotel. PM me for her WhatsApp #. There are additional reviews. She has orthodontic problems (braces to correct) but face and body that match her outstanding service. I will definitely repeat when in GDL this month.

[Juan Carter]

I can find no ISG reviews for Nikki Benz but local forums rave about her. Has anyone seen her yet? I have yet to do a Zona Divas girl. Despite her $2500/$3,000 pesos an hour price, her reviews are so great that I will try to schedule her as she she will be in Guadalajara when I am there later this month. She has listings on ZonaDivas.com and Twitter. Oral natural, DFK, la colita; what's not to like? Her taglines include "have a party in my mouth" and "I give better tit jobs than Sharapova's mother".

[HeadFirst80]

I tried out Taptiacalientes as per some info from the forum. Overall good experience, got a very skinny light weight Tapatia and was no hassle scheduling or bringing to hotel.

One thing to note though was, I stayed in hotel little south and apt was around midnight, so hotel charged me "double occupant" fee. Seemed more like an extortion but I just went with it. Next time may have to find a better hotel!

[Quagmire1974]

Hey fellas,

Just want to pass along that I'm booked for a return trip to Guadalajara during the first week of March. I don't have any tourist activities planned and this will be solely a mongering trip. Joyeux and Paramour recently added new girls to their lineups and Joyeux now offers service on Saturday. So there should be plenty of talent to keep me occupied.

[Alliwantislove]

Thanks for your reply GF.

Bob.

[GoneFishin]

And I'm the exact opposite.

We all have our preferences, I like that sweet spot when they begin to understand how to be a courtesan and before they get jaded. So you break them in and I will ride them when they are ready to go that extra mile.

GF.

[Quagmire1974]

I don't like to break them in. I prefer to leave that to others.

And I'm the exact opposite. I like them 18 or 19 years old because they're usually new to the game and will let me take control in the bedroom. From my experience, once a chica hits her early to mid 20's and has been in the game a few years, she's burned out, bitter, jaded, and tries to control the session. Nothing is a bigger turnoff to me than to walk into a casita and have two or three girls run up and start grabbing my crotch. That happened to me in Sint Maarten and I ended up having a session with a chica who had the right curves in the right places and who just quietly walked into the casita and sat down.