Guadalajara

[Chica Luv]

i have been living here in guad for quite some years now and want to share a couple of experiences.

i definately agree that the by far best massage parlor is [CodeWord123], pricy but good.

the monsineurs is on lopez mateos, before getting to la minerva. if you come from lazaro cardenas, you have to take the side road, cross the railroad tracks and it will be 50 meters after on your right hand side. have tried it, and in my experience it was so-so, but a better experience than hc.

another place located close to la minerva is an estetica on justo sierra, right infront of a church. move from la minerva north to the 3rd trafficlight on lopez mateos, then turn right, pass the traffic light and it will be on your left. you can be lucky and find a gem there, but most likely there would be 4-5 girls but reasonably priced at 500 pesos a pop (2 for 800).

stay far away from stripclubs, especially the mens, candy's, goldens, etc. they are a rip off.

what i would recommend is a couple of the girls posting on the internet. especially sexoservidoras.net, there is a real gem called natalie, a true gfe. pricy yes, but unbeatable body and service. plus she has a blog she keeps updated, funny.

watch out for internet ads though, even though the ones entitled "foto real" on this specific page come audited. you will normally pay 1500 to 2000 pesos for gems, 2 hour sessions + the hotel.

if you find an add for a hottie at 800-900 pesos, then you can be sure that she is not the girl in question!

happy hunting

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b77,

great report, and thanks for taking the time to share. i know it can be a pain at times.

i certainly agree with all that your report says. there is one particular girl at monsineurs that just does it for me. that is ana. she really seems to enjoy the experience, which adds to the overall experience for me. we spend the entire hour involved. i have seen the other girl at monsineurs and they are nothing that special. cute but not special.

like you and tiny have mentioned, [CodeWord123] has the best selection of ladies.

i tried one of the internet girls yesterday, and yes their photos did not match what showed up. luckly there were two ladies that showed up and i chose the other one. however, some things you just don't know until you purchase the ticket and take the ride.

i got a room at hotel california, which is near the centro magna. nice place and was only 310 pesos. the lady and her friend live in tlaquepaque, and use several different names, phone numbers and photos on the net. this one had a nice little body, sans the c-section scar.

she was all business; cbj, multible positions, light kissing, one pop. she also tried to take all the items she could fit into her purse from the hotel. toilet paper, soap, shampoo. etc. i just glad she didn't bring a larger purse.

her price was 800, for the hour, which only lasted about 35 minutes. she was also just finishishing her period, that dark residue on the condom and the sheets. also, she keep in touch with her girl friend via the hotel phone. and if that wasn't enough her two personal phones keep ringing. her daughter called twice.

sometimes this education can be expensive, but for me it is still a great adventure.

i plan on giving the internet girl you recommended a call and further my education.

[Borregos77]

i have been living here in guad for quite some years now and want to share a couple of experiences.

i definately agree that the by far best massage parlor is [CodeWord123], pricy but good.

the monsineurs is on lopez mateos, before getting to la minerva. if you come from lazaro cardenas, you have to take the side road, cross the railroad tracks and it will be 50 meters after on your right hand side. have tried it, and in my experience it was so-so, but a better experience than hc.

another place located close to la minerva is an estetica on justo sierra, right infront of a church. move from la minerva north to the 3rd trafficlight on lopez mateos, then turn right, pass the traffic light and it will be on your left. you can be lucky and find a gem there, but most likely there would be 4-5 girls but reasonably priced at 500 pesos a pop (2 for 800).

stay far away from stripclubs, especially the mens, candy's, goldens, etc. they are a rip off.

what i would recommend is a couple of the girls posting on the internet. especially sexoservidoras.net, there is a real gem called natalie, a true gfe. pricy yes, but unbeatable body and service. plus she has a blog she keeps updated, funny.

watch out for internet ads though, even though the ones entitled "foto real" on this specific page come audited. you will normally pay 1500 to 2000 pesos for gems, 2 hour sessions + the hotel.

if you find an add for a hottie at 800-900 pesos, then you can be sure that she is not the girl in question!

happy hunting

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Tiny 12]

Thanks Chica Love, keep up the good reporting. Hope you'll let us know the name of your new favorite place the next time you re-visit, and where it's located (e.g., northeast or southwest of the Minerva, and which side of Lopez Mateos).

[Chica Luv]

chica luv, [CodeWord123] doesn't cost 3x more. you were paying for 30 minutes at high class and for an hour at [CodeWord123]. sounds like you really clicked with the masajista at [CodeWord123]--glad you had a good time. btw, what did the women at eduars look like? at one time that might have been the #2 estetica in guadalajara next to [CodeWord123], at least of the ones i knew, but i haven't been by eduar in a long time. thanks

tiny

too true w/re to the time. additionally, i can't really compare hc 2 [CodeWord123]. both are in a totally different class. kind of like comparing burger king to a outback steakhouse. just is'nt fair.

i found another place that i really like too. i is just off fuente minerva on lopez mateos monsiours (spelling is close). cost is 1000 for the hours, but the girl is what really makes the experience. really nice looking, long dark brown hair and dark eyes, built like the proverbial brick-shit-house, great manicure, perfect skin & make up. looks like a penthouse model. to include the enhanced d+ breast, and super sweet.

good rub down to include using her well endowed chest on my member. nice cbj, multible positions, light kissing and super nice daty! to include body tremors and major muscle contractions.

i have seen her twice and the second time was nicer (if that is possible) than the first. i hoping for dfk before too long.

back to your question: the three women i saw in eduar's were nice. above average. additionally, i went to oasis a few blocks east of minerva on vallarta. about 8 girls, verying in size age shape & looks. most looked drugged out so i left.

i have also been down town to the corner of hildago & independencia. there are two hotels there and another about a block away between hiddago and juarez off in the plaza. i had several girls at the two hotel on the corner. all were 200-250. they are very business like, very mechanical, and do not give bj's or take off their tops unless the money gets better.

i got 20 minutes of totally boring sex. the only girl i found that even moved or make a sound was/is jasmine.

jasmine is 24 with a naturally super firm body, shoulder length brown hair with highlights, has nice makeup and nails. she too will try to upsell and won't give a bj for extra cash. but she does move nicely and throws in a little grunting at no extra charge.

for the money and the enjoyment, i like the new place with my newest gf. nothing like multible postions and daty with a willing partner. the best is that afterward i go home alone.

[Tiny 12]

chica luv, [CodeWord123] doesn't cost 3x more. you were paying for 30 minutes at high class and for an hour at [CodeWord123]. sounds like you really clicked with the masajista at [CodeWord123]--glad you had a good time. btw, what did the women at eduars look like? at one time that might have been the #2 estetica in guadalajara next to [CodeWord123], at least of the ones i knew, but i haven't been by eduar in a long time. thanks

[Chica Luv]

i went by high class yesterday. did the usual pass-in-review with all the chicas, and selected the new girl.

i gave her my customary 500pesos and of course she wanted more. i told her that was the amount i always paid. she took the 500 and left. i got undresses and soon she returned to tell me that the establishment wanted more $$$. i took back my 500 and started getting dressed. just as i finished dressing she came in and said that the 500 was enough.

by this time i was already dressed and heading out the door. once i arrived at the exit the mamason told me that the 500 was ok. i told her that i had been coming there three days a week and that i was getting the same old bs every time. and that i was tired on it. now, it wasn't the money. i was tired of her bs

i went straight to the [CodeWord123] and paid almost 3x the price, but had a super time. was entertained by paolina. wow, she was great. almost like a girl friend. cbj daty dfk and all positions requested. had a great time.

[Vandaddio]

I would like to hear of other pooners experiences with chicas from the Metro News paper.

Lots of ads, with moderate prices.

Anyone have a gem to share.

Would love to have delivery to the Lake.

[Chica Luv]

Well, I am a little slow but eventually figure it out.

After a little after dinner nap, I decided I needed a little female company. So, I headed off to visit my local Estetics Masculino.

Arrived at the first one about 905PM. Closed, tried a second and then a third. Seems they all close NLT 9PM. Some kind of government regulation.

So my next plan was to head down town. At the intersection of Hildago and Independence, is where a group of street girls hang out. There are two motels near the same intersection. The girls seem to working out of two motels near the same intersection.

There were 9-11 ladies showing their wears, and I chose Paulina. 22 years, old with a nice slim body, long black wavey hair and black eyes. She led me to her favorite hotel. She was asking 200 pesos for full service.

I was required to give the hotel clerk the 200 pesos, he took his part (65 pesos for the room, toilet paper, and condom) and gave the change to the girl.. Change to the girl. 135 pesos seemed like very little money for 30 minutes of full service.

I was a little concerned. At first. Once in the room we got naked. She started with CBJ, while I had fun with her breast, bottom and black-haired snapper. Once I was hard and she wet, she began with CG, then missionary and lastly DG.

It was certainly worth the 200pesos, but nothing on par with what you would get at one of the more established places. As one would expect.

So, whenever I am in the mood for a cheap & quick session, I will probably return for another trip down town. However, when I want a little more amore then I will visit the Estetics. Only earlier.

So far I have found four estetics near Fuente Minerva and I'm still looking for more.

[Strike 69]

One of the advantages of doing MPs or casas de citas is that you don't experience "bait and switch". It's totally "what you see is what you get" (well, sort of --- there's always the risk that underneath the enticing lingerie are unsightly tattoos, stretch marks, bruises, etc.) Of course you don't find 700 peso 2-hour sessions in MPs either ;-)

One difference between an MP in Mexico and a casa de citas in Colombia is in how the lineup is done.

When I've been in casas in Colombia (and brothel-style places in other countries), the girls come out one-by-one and introduce themselves by name, then you select (makes it easy on the guy who has specific recommendations in hand as to which girls are the best).

In Mexican MPs, the girls just line up with no formalities at all and you make your pick on appearance alone. If you do have a recommendation from a friend, you usually call ahead to find out if the girl's available then ask for her when you first enter.

Also, there are casas in Colombia that deliver to your apartment or hotel room: it's like Dominos (only better) --- pick up the phone, place your order, and the doorbell rings in 30 minutes or less. I'm unaware of Mexican MPs doing this, though I've certainly never tried it myself.

In Guadalajara the time I lived there that MP did not offered those kind of services (deliver to your home like Dominos), other MP in Mexico City and Monterrey does offer such kind of services.

[Chica Luv]

Located another Estetica. Eduar's near the Fuente Minerva, on Golfo de Cortes. When in and got the tour. It was about 2 PM and they only had three ladies to choose from, and the price was 1200MX for one hour. I asked if they had a lesser option and they said no.

Maybe if my spanish was better I would have gotten a better price with less time, but that was not the case. I declined and left the place.

I am still looking and haven't found a better value than the High Class at 500MX for 30 minutes. They include a light back rub and plenty of sex.

I am located near the Fuente Minerva and am interested in places close by. If anyone has additional recommendations please let me know.

CL

[Chica Luv]

well i am back in gdl for several months and already having fun. visited "high class" and linked up with one of the girls i met last dec. rosy.

young, thin, tight and fun. this time and last she told me that the price was 550. i said i only had 500, so she checked with the manager and yes 500 was ok (then and now). cbj, multible positions and very fun.

i also like the [CodeWord123] but at 1200 pescos, i get more milage out of hc.

i read about another place called eduados, but have yet to locate it.

[Hog Dog]

I picked up a Metro paper and called a ad for a 22yr. Old and when she arrived it was a bait and switch, not a "photo real" as stated. However she was older and heavier but was very into it and did her job well and was not a clock watcher. Stayed for 2 hours, double shot, gfe for 700 pesos.

One of the advantages of doing MPs or casas de citas is that you don't experience "bait and switch". It's totally "what you see is what you get" (well, sort of --- there's always the risk that underneath the enticing lingerie are unsightly tattoos, stretch marks, bruises, etc.) Of course you don't find 700 peso 2-hour sessions in MPs either ;-)

One difference between an MP in Mexico and a casa de citas in Colombia is in how the lineup is done.

When I've been in casas in Colombia (and brothel-style places in other countries), the girls come out one-by-one and introduce themselves by name, then you select (makes it easy on the guy who has specific recommendations in hand as to which girls are the best).

In Mexican MPs, the girls just line up with no formalities at all and you make your pick on appearance alone. If you do have a recommendation from a friend, you usually call ahead to find out if the girl's available then ask for her when you first enter.

Also, there are casas in Colombia that deliver to your apartment or hotel room: it's like Dominos (only better) --- pick up the phone, place your order, and the doorbell rings in 30 minutes or less. I'm unaware of Mexican MPs doing this, though I've certainly never tried it myself.

[Vandaddio]

I don't know about the "fat and ugly" part though. I've seen some very fine Mexican women.

True enough, I take that back.

But comparing Guadalajara to Colombia is like comparing a Volkswagen to a Mercedes.

I picked up a Metro paper and called a ad for a 22yr. Old and when she arrived it was a bait and switch, not a "photo real" as stated. However she was older and heavier but was very into it and did her job well and was not a clock watcher. Stayed for 2 hours, double shot, gfe for 700 pesos.

[Hog Dog]

I think you will be very disappointed if you try to compare Colombia with Mexico.

Probably double or triple prices.

Unless you like fat and ugly.

Yes, you can go to Sayulita and surf and party and probably pic up freebies.

But Guad is along way from any beach and not a good pooner place.

I was going to defend Mexico's sex scene, but on reflection, your estimate of "double or triple prices" isn't far off. If you're paying 35-40K COP for a half hour in a downtown casa in either Bogota or Medellin, that's about half what it costs for a 500-600 peso session in a massage parlor in Monterrey.

I don't know about the "fat and ugly" part though....I've seen some very fine Mexican women.

[Vandaddio]

I'm under the impression that guad don's insulting and idiotic remarks were the reason his threads disappeared?

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