Guadalajara

[Tool Shedd]

First of all, thank you to all that have posted here and in other areas. I have gleaned a lot of information that has helped me find and enjoy some action here and there.

Mongering and family vacations don’t mix too well. That having been said, I slipped away a few times in Guadalajara and enjoyed some action and learning experiences.

If you walk to the far end (south east) of the Plaza de Mariachis and go one block south you will find Calle Gigantes. Then walk about 4 blocks east to 5 de Mayo. Turn south again and on your left, about 2 doors south of the corner on the east side of the street is the Orange Wall that has been reported in this forum previously. There were 2 women, about 8’s standing at the entryway to a clean, nice courtyard. I went about dark on a Friday afternoon and picked Patty from the line-up. She is tall, about an 8 in looks, 23 and from Veracruz. There were about 8 women there, mostly 7’s or 8’s in looks. We went back to a basic room and proceeded to engage in the business at hand. As previously reported, this is a traditional Mexican brothel. The base rate was about 300 pesos, if I remember right and Patty added to that rate if she got fully nude, performed covered BJ, etc. There was no kissing and Patty chewed and popped her gum all through the act. That could have been annoying but it was actually just funny to me how she spent her time while working. She found out that I was going to Puerta Vallarta later that week and asked me to bring her a present. I speak good Spanish so language wasn’t a problem. I suppose you would have difficulties here if you don’t but I think you would probably figure each other out. Total cost was about 450 pesos. Overall it was a pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

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[Coahuila]

Hey everyone,

I just recently moved to lakeside from GDL. I didn't really do any mongering in GDL, due to my latina GF, but figured it was worth a check around the lakeside. I noticed several people on this forum have asked about lakeside, and there have been comments saying that lakeside is a no-go. So here goes. As far as I can tell (and I speak fluent spanish and have several locals as friends), there were 3 joints in lakeside. 1 in Jocotepec, 1 in San Juan Cosala and 1 between San Juan Cosala and Ajijic.

Here goes:

In Jocotepec: The Chivis Bar, approx. 1 mile east of the Guadalajara - Mazamitla Hwy. in Jocotepec on the main road leading out of Jocotepec. It is a small strip joint with hotel rooms out back. Apparently, it is open all week, but the goods are only there on Fri, Sat and Sun. I have only had the pleasure of going there on a Fri, at 11 PM, at which time there were about 10 or 12 girls working. Nothing better than a 5, unless you are drunk or desperate. Supposedly they get better on Saturdays, but I doubt it, however I will try to find out. I would recommend this place only to guys with ugly gringa wives, who are dying for action. The entrance fee is $20 pesos ($1.80 USD) on all days. Beers cost $20 pesos as well. Apparently this is the only place in Jocotepec, although, without a doubt, there are pretty (non-working) girls on the street, that would be a good addition to this bar. I don't know what girls charge at this bar for service, as they were not pretty enough for me, but it can't be too much.

In San Juan Cosala: There was apparently a pretty good strip club in the middle of town, right off the highway, but it has apparently been closed down for a year now. These were the hottest girls on the riviera, and rumor has it they will open back up, but I wouldn't hold my breath. If I hear anything I will let you know.

between San Juan Cosala and Ajijic there is a bar on the north side of the carreterra, approximately 3/4 of the way to S. J. C. coming from Ajijic. This bar apparently has prostitutes in it, although it doesn't have rooms so I'm not sure how it works. It was closed this Friday, but it was open (and empty) on Wednesday. As I drove by, I noticed an older (maybe 28 or 30) year old women standing out front in puta outfit. I have my friend's word that these girls are willing to play for money, but I don't know more than that. I will try to investigate as I can.

The other options at lakeside are La Barca and Ocotlán, which are further away (east side of the lake, near Michoacán) or Santa Rosa or Boom Boom, both near the entrances of GDL.

I will try to get more info, but for now, I just wanted to let you all know there is action at lakeside, albeit very limited. If you have the time/money/car to go to Guadalajara, that is probably your best option.

Now, if you guys can help me out, I would be much appreciative. I am looking for a puta that is SKINNY, MORENA (VERY DARK, the DARKER THE BETTER), and going for between $400 - $500 pesos. I will check out Mediterraneo and Avenida Gigantes and 5 de Mayo (my price range right now, unfortunately).I don't want a white looking girl, my girlfriend (from Guadalajara) is white enough... Hahahahaha. Anyway, any names would be much appreciated. I'll keep y'all updated on mongering info lakeside.

Cheers,

Coahuila

[Bundok]

damn, smart alec, 1,400 pesos for fs in a mexican brothel? that´s way too much, dude; heck, why else are so many mexicans willing to risk their lives to cross the border into the us. and carnal1 had just posted that he paid 1,000 at [CodeWord123], which again is too much, but still, what´s the point of this board we all end up letting them charge us whatever they want? you could have had 3 sessions with 3 different chicas at that price at mediteraneo, where there were at least 2 really good-looking chicas when i went.

don´t mean to single you out, bro, and, of course, i don´t know all the circumstances of your trip.

as for dfk, i have yet to get it at a mexican brothel (got close once), but in strip clubs, i get it about 50% of the time, including in gdl with an absolutley stunning little chica (as describing in my tr). never gotten a bbbj at a brothel either but at scs, lots.

[Smart Alec]

since nobody volunteered to help me i decided to strike out on my own. decided to visit [CodeWord123] and was surprised it was only about 10 mins from the intercontinental. communication problems at the door were corrected when the old guy called a younger guy to explain the process. he asked what i wanted and i stammered "a massage" not knowing what to really ask for. he said "to completo" and i said "si". off to the massage, sauna, shower room we went and i had to fork over 1400 pesos. seemed high but what the heck. he said the girl would be in shortly and the first thing that crossed my mind was i'd get the ugliest and fattest. i asked if i could pick and he said sure. after a couple minutes came the clicking of high heals. about 7 women started to parade by my door. all were attractive but the two last ones were the youngest and hottest. i chose janet, the last girl in the parade. hot body and bonita. some subtle evidence of a baby but she was better than most $300-400 women i see in the us. tough time communicating but we managed. playful shower followed by a cbj. i asked for bbbj but was denied. off to the races we went. i tried numerous times to dfk but all i got were little pecks. she led to all the positions and i finally popped doing her standing up. gave her a $20 tip and another try at dfk. i love this city. tonight i'm going to try an internet girl or the ones advertised in the paper to come to my hotel. sure hope they don't get stopped.

i would love to hunt in the clubs but my spanish is nonexistent.

[Juan Carter]

Here is a link to the table dance Lipstick in the historic center. http://www.lipstick.com.mx/ I have not been there but the photos are enticing. Do a "this tread search" for an earlier post from a member who reports a bad experience with a take-out from this place: he got drunk, passed out and woke up in his hotel room with money gone from his wallet. I just can't imagine how that could have happened.

[Unboncoit]

Guadalajara sex show returns.

I’ve only seen one newspaper add in the last 4 days, but it’s back again this year.
They probably pissed too many people off with all the publicity last year. (remember this is the city that closes down “Esteticas Hombres” (massage parlours) at 9:00 PM every night.

There’s lots of activity in Guad., in the day at those esteticas, and at night in regular bars, and strip clubs, but the city doesn’t want to appear that way.

This year’s show is called: EROTICPLAY

At the salon Fiesta Bugambilias, at 1567 Av. Avila Camacho

Fri 29th 4 to 12;00
Sat 30th 12:00 to 12:00
Sun 1st 12:00 to 12:00

More info in Spanish, but you’ll understand it, at:

www.eroticplay.com.mx

[Phase6]

Just moved into a new place and had some trouble gettin my internet together but now I am good. Anyway tool shed the clubs downtown ar eok but look out you could walk into a gay club very easily!

[Smart Alec]

First time in Guad. Any entertainment near the Intercontinental? I don't know the area but is it safe to walk around?

[Tool Shedd]

Thank you for the information, Juan Carter.

Sounds like Lipstick and the Paris are only a block or two from the hotel I will be in. Convenient!

You can be sure I will check this area out and report back. I haven't posted much due to very infrequent travel opportunities but I will give something back to the forum for all the information that I have gleaned here.

Thanks again,

Tool Shedd

[Juan Carter]

A good map of Guadalajara streets can be found at http://tapatios.com/buscador/mapa.html . It takes a little patience but with experience of use provides good detail.

[Juan Carter]

lipstick -do a this thread search- is just a few blocks east of the degollado theater. av. hidalgo is the oneway street that runs east between the degollado and hotel de mendoza, follow it in direction of the traffic, downhill and just before independencia is a small triangular block bordered also by calle agua fria. lipstick and the brothel hotel paris each have entrances on both agua fria and independencia. the hotel paris girls lurk on the agua fria side daytimes. i've not been to lipstick except to peek in during the day when it was closed and it was unimpressive but the sexxy provencia board has some encouraging posts. i had a couple of inexpensive encounters at the paris last year that were worth the price. walking down av hidalgo toward incependencia you will pass another hotel on the north side (forgot name) that had some girls (feas) in the entrance courtyard but i didn't stop. please post your experiences as i will be returning to gdl very soon.

[Tool Shedd]

I guess Phase6 isn't available. If anyone else has any club info about downtown Guadalajara or vicinity I would love to have it.

Thanks in advance,

Tool Shedd

[Tool Shedd]

hey,

i am going to guadalajara in ten days and i would like to hear more about the clubs. phase6 mentioned he has more information. how about it, p6? do tell more about the club scene in guadalajara.

i will be staying downtown, near teatro degollado. i am planning on checking out the esteticas such as [CodeWord123], high class, jovi and mediterrano as well as the "orange door" near gigante. i believe i will get my needs and desires fulfilled in one or the other of these places. i would love to know more about the clubs so i can hang out and meet non-pros or semi-pros there. i think i am going to check out the plaza de mariachis and tropicalismo, which i understand is nearby. not really into the sw scene but i am open to new thrills and experiences.

do drop me a pm or make a post, por favor. i speak better than passable spanish so i am looking forward to meeting and getting to know some tapatias. i am in my late 40's so i wouldn't mind meeting 30 something tapatias. young would be good, too! (grin)

thanks in advance,

tool shedd

[Juan Carter]

hello mongers:

i'm new to guadalajara, and this guide, but getting to know my way around, thanks to this list.

i'll be visiting high class, [CodeWord123], and jovi soon, and hope to report back, with fotos, as i'm allowed to take.

any other places you might recommend are welcome.

cindy at eduards was great last year at 900 pesos and the sexxy provencia board reports that she has gone blonde. que pechonalidad! http://boards4.melodysoft.com/app?id=sexxyprovincia . the posts for mediterraneo aren't too inspiring but at 460 pesos the price is right. kassandras is reportedly 400 pesos and i may try to check it out and report. it is on bernardo de balbuena a block from avenida america and ave mexico. the provencia board also recommends barba azul. at 2,000 pesos is an outcall diva import, yelly, from venezuela and leaving gdl soon http://www.divas.com.mx/yelly.html . the provencia board is wild for her and her photos are hot, hot, hot. any recent first-hand info would be greatly appreciated.

[Unboncoit]

hello mongers:

i'm new to guadalajara, and this guide, but getting to know my way around, thanks to this list.

i'll be visiting high class, [CodeWord123], and jovi soon, and hope to report back, with fotos, as i'm allowed to take.

any other places you might recommend are welcome.