Guadalajara

[Tomasb]

I was stumbling around in the vicinity of Federalismo a few blocks from Juarez after getting my teeth cleaned at UAG for $370 p when I walked past Picaso estética. It was around 2:30 pm and had a prior engagement so did not stop by. I recall vaguely someone mentioning it but don't remember their review, if any. Has anyone been there? It's close to where I am staying so would be nice to hear good reports.

[Mike Honcho]

Good report, Mike. I'm in town and I've never been to a Estetica Masculina, though I've inadvertently seen a few when up and about the city. I might have to give one a try just to check it off the bucket list.

Sorry I'm getting back to you so late. I only went to one other when I was in town, Estetica Masculina Cassandra on Calle Bernardo de Balbuena, and I would not recommend. The girl I saw was okay, not great not terrible. The facilities were absolutely disgusting though. The shower was only cold water, the room was what I think used to be a kitchen, there was a giant hole in the ceiling, there was a bathtub in the room that I think one would cholera if they used, I don't think the sheet on the massage table had been changed in days. I am glad that it was probably ten minutes of me protecting my junk on the table with the towel during the massage for her to flip me and ride me till I came. All in all I was in and out in 30 minutes, and I do not plan on returning.

I didn't get to visit Danny's, I walked past two days in a row and they didn't look to be open, I think Revolution Day affected that. I don't know what their lineup looks like now but they have been my favorite estetica with clean rooms and good looking girls.

[Mike Honcho]

The absolute best.

I have been with many women in my time, paid and unpaid. I have some wonderful experiences, some awful experiences, and many that were standard. For Connie Garcia, she ranks very highly at the top. I reached out to her about a week before I landed in GDL, and we agreed on seeing each other at Motel Picasso on Revolution Day in the evening.

I assume most here are familiar with her, but for those who aren't, she's exactly as she appears on Twitter and in the movies. She arrived well-dressed in a white top and blue skirt, very fashionable but modest. We embraced, kissed, and I got the business aspect out of the way right away. She told me "I think all you have are good girls, I think you need a bad girl" and went to change in the restroom. She came out wearing a corset that lacked a brassiere, revealing her luscious breasts, and high heels, and immediately took charge undressing me and pushing me onto the bed. From there she gave me amazing oral, ensuring to lick, suck, and kiss every corner of my member, and worked her way back up to me to grind on me. As for sex, we did numerous positions, the standard ones and some a little different. It was a little warm in the room, so we very much worked up a sweat and by the time I came in missionary, we were both dripping sweat. She can be very vocal, which for me is a huge turn on.

After that, we had a very nice conversation just getting to know each other. Despite what she says, she speaks very good English, which was perfect because my Spanish is not great. She is actually a pretty interesting person and we got along great.

I paid only for one hour because I've always been skeptical of providers who are porn actresses; I once saw one who was very famous in New York, and it was one of the most mechanical experiences I've had, but with Connie that is not the case. With Connie, it is one of the most passionate, most exhilarating experiences. I intend to see her again when I am in GDL again, for much, much longer. She is in my hall of fame for sure.

[Tomasb]

I posted a few days ago that a bar called Pimp or Pulp does not exist. However, I went to Osteria10 in Zona Rosa for pizza tonight and discovered that Pimp does exist. It's on the rooftop of this restaurant behind a hidden book shelf that is actually a door to the bar. It looks like the waiting room of an old fashioned burdel so perhaps that's where the confusion of the nature of this place arises. It's actually strictly a cocktail bar, which you enter by walking thru the restaurant and accessing a steep staircase to the next floor. All drinks are 90 p and they have about ten on hand. No beer or wine. Pretty cool inside. The waitress told me that she never heard of Pulp, BTW.

[Sol12]

Mens Club.

They also have a website and Facebook page with basic info. Just do a Google search.

I thought I pasted the address to Men's in this post. Maybe it was deleted by admin. I always get confused what is allowed or not allowed. But the Lazao address is the correct one for Men's.

[Sol12]

Well, it's in (Pulp or Pimp) walking distance for me and near a pizza place I read is good called Ostia 10. The other confusion appears to be the Mens Club, WHICH has been recommended frequently on here but the address appears pretty far out from the center. There is a club near me south of La Paz called Platinum Men Club but don't think this is the club that posters are referring too but not clear. BTW: there is no point in recommending a place if the address is not included, many of these clubs can't be found on Google.

Mens Club.

They also have a website and Facebook page with basic info. Just do a Google search.

[Tomasb]

I can report tonight that neither named place in subject line exists. I walked by Osteria 10 restaurant and next door was an empty (decrepit) building and prob the former location of this establishment.

[JHS 42]

Anybody have any pointers for the fichera bars like La Condesa or La Victoria? I've got quite a lot of experience with agencies in GDL, but I'm staying fairly close to these bars this weekend for the first time and thought I might check it out. I like the idea of hanging out, having a few drinks, flirting a little as a lead in—with the agency chicas it seems like they want to get down to business right away (which is fine, they're on the clock). I speak pretty functional Spanish—once in a while if it's coming fast or very slangy I get lost, but generally I'm fine in one on one conversation.

[Tomasb]

Well, it's in (Pulp or Pimp) walking distance for me and near a pizza place I read is good called Ostia 10. The other confusion appears to be the Mens Club, WHICH has been recommended frequently on here but the address appears pretty far out from the center. There is a club near me south of La Paz called Platinum Men Club but don't think this is the club that posters are referring too but not clear. BTW: there is no point in recommending a place if the address is not included, many of these clubs can't be found on Google.

I see both on google, Pulp and Pimp both show the same address, maybe there was a name change.

[TouristInLust]

I just did a Google search and did not come up with "Pimp" but I did find a Pulp Bar on Lopez Costilla. Is that where you are referring?

I see both on google, Pulp and Pimp both show the same address, maybe there was a name change.

[Tomasb]

I just did a Google search and did not come up with "Pimp" but I did find a Pulp Bar on Lopez Costilla. Is that where you are referring?

You are close to PalomaVIP Estetica. Their website shows a decent selection, I think its one of the better ones in GDL.

Did a location search on IG, Pimp cocktail bar seems good.

I am scheduling a 2-week trip to CDMX and Cancun in December, considering adding GDL for 2 -3 days.

[TouristInLust]

I arrived in GDL airport on Tuesday afternoon. Contrary to what I have read, Uber is available at airport but you have to take a very short stroll to the Mexican flag roundabout. My Uber driver picked me up there in 5 minutes and drove me safely to my location in about 1/2 hour. It's their designated pick up spot. Cost about $400p.

I just took a walk over to Zona Rosa in Colonia Americana as I am staying in this area. Wondering what are the popular cocktail bars etc right now and if local talent can be had? I speak enough Spanish to cause an international incident. LOL.

I also inquired with someone on board and wanted to know if any of you have any recent recommendations for strip clubs or table dances. I feel like getting a grind on with some local chica.

You are close to PalomaVIP Estetica. Their website shows a decent selection, I think its one of the better ones in GDL.

Did a location search on IG, Pimp cocktail bar seems good.

I am scheduling a 2-week trip to CDMX and Cancun in December, considering adding GDL for 2 -3 days.

[Tomasb]

The round about 1,500 feet away (right next to the Pemex gas station) is the go-to for Uber and DiDi drivers to get picked-up (Mexican version of Uber that's a bit cheaper, in my experience). The first time I ordered and Uber from the airport I was told about this, cause Uber / DiDi drivers aren't permitted to pick-up customers and run the risk of getting their car impounded if they do so. When I did it I was still relatively close to the airport, but I was told I got lucky cause they police / federales were nowhere to be seen. Live and learn.

P.S. There's no issue about getting dropped off at the airport. The only issue is when getting picked up.

I don't recall a Pemex where I was picked up but this roundabout with flag was just across from where the airport buses were located. When I put my location in my phone, I was directed to the flag location. And I edited my post, the price was at 400 p.

[SomeDude321]

I arrived in GDL airport on Tuesday afternoon. Contrary to what I have read, Uber is available at airport but you have to take a very short stroll to the Mexican flag roundabout. My Uber driver picked me up there in 5 minutes and drove me safely to my location in about 1/2 hour. It's their designated pick up spot. Cost about $225 p.

I just took a walk over to Zona Rosa in Colonia Americana as I am staying in this area. Wondering what are the popular cocktail bars etc right now and if local talent can be had? I speak enough Spanish to cause an international incident. LOL.

I also inquired with someone on board and wanted to know if any of you have any recent recommendations for strip clubs or table dances. I feel like getting a grind on with some local chica.

The round about 1,500 feet away (right next to the Pemex gas station) is the go-to for Uber and DiDi drivers to get picked-up (Mexican version of Uber that's a bit cheaper, in my experience). The first time I ordered and Uber from the airport I was told about this, cause Uber / DiDi drivers aren't permitted to pick-up customers and run the risk of getting their car impounded if they do so. When I did it I was still relatively close to the airport, but I was told I got lucky cause they police / federales were nowhere to be seen. Live and learn.

P.S. There's no issue about getting dropped off at the airport. The only issue is when getting picked up.

[Tomasb]

I arrived in GDL airport on Tuesday afternoon. Contrary to what I have read, Uber is available at airport but you have to take a very short stroll to the Mexican flag roundabout. My Uber driver picked me up there in 5 minutes and drove me safely to my location in about 1/2 hour. It's their designated pick up spot. Cost about $400p.

I just took a walk over to Zona Rosa in Colonia Americana as I am staying in this area. Wondering what are the popular cocktail bars etc right now and if local talent can be had? I speak enough Spanish to cause an international incident. LOL.

I also inquired with someone on board and wanted to know if any of you have any recent recommendations for strip clubs or table dances. I feel like getting a grind on with some local chica.