Guadalajara

[Shamester]

Visited Paloma VIP on Saturday at around 3:00 pm. Big lineup with some decent-looking chicas. Selected the last one, Izelle sp?

Slim chica with a passable face. Resembled a Filipina. Nice rack with big tits that sagged. Fulfilled her obligation of 2 pops in one hour. DFK was 300 extra -- passed. 69 was an extra fee. Sexy chica. Foreplay needs work. Willing bjer. Sucks as long as you want. Russian felt great with her -- allowed one time. Placing your penis in her tits is wonderful.

RCG feels better than CG. Good at grinding once fully lubricated. Doesn't have that scammer vibe that the majority of the lineup gives off. Defiante repeater.

[Sol12]

GDL had some intense rain and thunder and lightning for a few hours last night. The power flickered a few times. Checked out CDG around 1000 pm.

The venue is spectacular -- Vegas-type infrastructure. Unfortunately, the quality of chicas doesn't match -- similar to furnishing an expensive mansion with IKEA furniture. On the positive side, there are very good English speaking women and the food is tasty. Nice menu. Poor selections of beers. Staff is professional.

The pricing is stupidly high. The breakdown is as follows:

1. 200 pesos cover charge.

2. 3800 pesos for 30 minutes in a private room.

3. 250 pesos for a 3 minute lap dance.

Colombia strip clubs are significantly better.

Well sounds like not much has changed at this place. It is sad because of how nice it is inside and some of the shows that they posted on their website. I will still probably stop in on my next visit just to see if I might get lucky.

I never inquired on pricing but that seems about average for most nice clubs in GDL. I think for the price you are better off getting the girl to meet you after work where you'll pay about 2000 per hour.

That's funny about you mentioning the thunder and lightning. I heard that one of the bars lost their power the other night so it might of been the same storm.

[Shamester]

A big thank you to the poster that recommended this clinica located on the corner of Chapultepec. The price is 270 pesos, cash only. The hotel recommended a lab that cost 900 pesos.

The clinic has an English speaker to help with the application process. The clinic closes at 200 pm on Saturday and is closed on Sunday.

[Shamester]

GDL had some intense rain and thunder and lightning for a few hours last night. The power flickered a few times. Checked out CDG around 1000 pm.

The venue is spectacular -- Vegas-type infrastructure. Unfortunately, the quality of chicas doesn't match -- similar to furnishing an expensive mansion with IKEA furniture. On the positive side, there are very good English speaking women and the food is tasty. Nice menu. Poor selections of beers. Staff is professional.

The pricing is stupidly high. The breakdown is as follows:

1. 200 pesos cover charge.

2. 3800 pesos for 30 minutes in a private room.

3. 250 pesos for a 3 minute lap dance.

Colombia strip clubs are significantly better.

[PineTree]

Today took a day trip to Puerto Vallarta. Taxi driver dropped me off at a massage place one block up from the Malecon. Total sex is 2100 pesos. Considered a sexy older chica that spoke good English. There was a hot sexy younger one but spoke no English. Puerto is no big deal. Super hot with too many gringos.

Returned on the propellor plane. Wanted to try Ibiza but the 900 pm closing was too dicey. Selected Hobbie Inn.

Hobbie Inn is easy to find. Interesting Buddhist decor. Forced to wait around 30 minutes for the new shift. Three girls were presented. Selected a slim chica with a decent face named Nancy. Horrible selection.

The manager George promised me the complete hour with one relationship. Nancy tried to get extra money for sexo. When I promised to call George she promised 2 relationships. She sucked well but her cowgirl was lackluster. Decent kissing. Showered after the first sexo. Poor attitude. Massaged a little more then departed.

Complained to George and requested a partial refund. Refused but promised Nancy would not collect her fee and begged for me to return at a discount. No returning for me. Also mentioned shall post on a gringo message board about my poor experience.

At the end of the day, Paloma VIP is fairer by Guadalajara "standards" -- good-looking but disinterested chicas with a English-speaking manager that is clear -- 30 minutes - 1 pop; 60 minutes -- 2 pops. LOL -- shall visit tomorrow.

My experience there has been far different. Certainly none of the girls have tried to upsell. That said, the quality of the effort hasn't been as good on my last couple of visits. It's the only one open when I get there very late so that accounts for most of my visits.

[Shamester]

Colombia, Brazil, and Thailand are significantly better than GDL for mongering. More options and much better value propositions. GDL is depressing. Estetiticas are rip-offs -- nothing like the massage places in Medellin.

Finally connected with the thread famous Connie Garcia. Some minor communication issues but eventually made a 6:00 pm appointment. Chica arrived on time despite living 40 minutes outside of the city.

CG is a combination of PSE and GFE. Nice real rack. Oral is amazing. Shall suck your balls and penis for as long as you want. Also highly suggests placing you in her favorite positions of sideways and reverse cowgirl. Speaks good English. Good personality. Drives her own vehicle.

The value is much better than the fraudulent millennial Estetica chicas. CG may not be eye candy but delivers in many other areas.

Never been so thirsty for a strip club. Let us see if they live up to the hype.

[Sol12]

Can anyone explain how to use Twitter to find girls? I've used other online platforms but that one.

Sorry I thought I posted a report yesterday but I guess it didn't go thru.

So I'll write a shorter version. Go to AlexiagdlA. She works in GDL and is very popular and highly recommended from others. She's not exactly my type but we all have our preferences. So you will be able to see all the people she follows and you just start going thru and follow those you like or just look who they follow and go down the long rabbit hole. Also try to find a follower that is a company that advertises for the girls. You will be able to find lots of girls this way.

If you want higher end girls go to Laboutique and find girls that have their Twitter account. So now you do the same thing. Most of them follow each other especially the Venezuela girls as most travel to different cities for a few days at a time.

Good luck, anything you need me to specify just ask.

[Shamester]

Visited around 10:15 am. Line up was 3 chicas. The manager stated the best time to visit is 3 to 6 pm.

Selected an over made up chica with a decent body. Fake moans and sucked okay. Good cowgirl action. For 30 minutes at 650 pesos it was decent. Acted like a diva without the goods to back it up. These chicas are delusional.

Negotiating a deal with my fav to visit my hotel.

[Shamester]

Today took a day trip to Puerto Vallarta. Taxi driver dropped me off at a massage place one block up from the Malecon. Total sex is 2100 pesos. Considered a sexy older chica that spoke good English. There was a hot sexy younger one but spoke no English. Puerto is no big deal. Super hot with too many gringos.

Returned on the propellor plane. Wanted to try Ibiza but the 900 pm closing was too dicey. Selected Hobbie Inn.

Hobbie Inn is easy to find. Interesting Buddhist decor. Forced to wait around 30 minutes for the new shift. Three girls were presented. Selected a slim chica with a decent face named Nancy. Horrible selection.

The manager George promised me the complete hour with one relationship. Nancy tried to get extra money for sexo. When I promised to call George she promised 2 relationships. She sucked well but her cowgirl was lackluster. Decent kissing. Showered after the first sexo. Poor attitude. Massaged a little more then departed.

Complained to George and requested a partial refund. Refused but promised Nancy would not collect her fee and begged for me to return at a discount. No returning for me. Also mentioned shall post on a gringo message board about my poor experience.

At the end of the day, Paloma VIP is fairer by Guadalajara "standards" -- good-looking but disinterested chicas with a English-speaking manager that is clear -- 30 minutes - 1 pop; 60 minutes -- 2 pops. LOL -- shall visit tomorrow.

[Pussycat123]

Yeah if you follow Twitter you will see how the increase in Venezuelanas has been out of control in Mexico. Especially CDMX and Guadalajara. In Guadalajara most work in the strip clubs and the Twitter girls just travel around different cities for a few days at a time.

Last year I checked out Casa de George and wasn't impressed but it was a week night so might of just not had much of a selection. It's very nice inside and it's a good place if your alone and don't want to eat by yourself you can get some good food and have a young lady join you.

Can anyone explain how to use Twitter to find girls? I've used other online platforms but that one.

[Pussycat123]

That is the wrong part of town for ficheras. You need to go East toward Centro and beyond. The ones mentioned by Keen Eye are for that special connoisseur. I have visited several similar for the adventure but not my thing. If you want a decent place to chat and drink with attractive and young ladies there is one place before covid called Victoria's near nueve esquinas area. I have not been there since before covid so be warned. Its worth a look. There is another a block away as well but not as good. Question on Hotel Love It, is that club across the street still noisy as hell till 4 am in the morning?

GF.

I stayed at Love it recently and on Saturday night, the club across the street was loud until 3 or 4 am. I didn't notice it on other nights. If it is the one with the round, pink door, it is a gay club. It is a shame because apart from that, Love it is a great hotel in an awesome location.

[Georgie4556]

Does she speak English? Please pay your membership in order to receive private messages. TY.

I speak a little Spanish not 100% but yes.

[Alphonse88]

Anyone had experience with hunting non-pros in GDL? What's the best way to go about it?

[Shamester]

Incredible last night I marked several girls but they were out of service and others answered me until today in the morning until I found Marlene is a girl Big enough tall but with a good butt and delicious tits in sex we had two rounds with different positions accompanied by a mega oral that WOOOW!

Her service was 9. 5 out of 10 at first she was a bit shy but when it turned on she destroyed me in bed, the truth is, I recommend her WhatsApp number is 331xxxx002.

Does she speak English? Please pay your membership in order to receive private messages. TY.

[Sol12]

Last night, visited La Tequila to sample and learn more about tequilas. Excellent restaurant / bar with several good English speakers. IMO Patron is the smoothest tequila and in Jalisco its much cheaper than the US.

On the way back to the hotel the uber driver suggested the best strip clubs for English speaking chicas and a good variety of Mexicans, Colombians and Venezuelans are Casa De George and Candys. The driver mentioned Mexico is receiving an influx of many Venezuelans.

Yeah if you follow Twitter you will see how the increase in Venezuelanas has been out of control in Mexico. Especially CDMX and Guadalajara. In Guadalajara most work in the strip clubs and the Twitter girls just travel around different cities for a few days at a time.

Last year I checked out Casa de George and wasn't impressed but it was a week night so might of just not had much of a selection. It's very nice inside and it's a good place if your alone and don't want to eat by yourself you can get some good food and have a young lady join you.