Guadalajara

[Ivanba]

I've never visited GDL but plan to go mid month. I've spent a fair amount of time in Bangkok and have never encountered a hotel unfriendly to visitors. What is it like in GDL? Are the Hyatt, Hilton Midtown, NH Colection or similar hotels guest friendly?

Thanks.

[PineTree]

Before I got posting privileges I went to GDL a few times. I've only been to a couple of places but Hobbie Inn on Lapizlazuli near Plaza del Sol was the best. The place is run by a guy who speaks English very well though he isn't there much. The rest of the staff has a word or two of English but that's all. The girls can be very good looking and generally there are three or four available. One real plus is that it's open until 3 am So it's one of the few (if any other) esteticas open into the early hours. It's not open on Sunday. The facilities are good and every room I've been in has a shower, mirrors and plenty of room to move around.

On a couple of recent visits I've had girls on the younger side that were very good looking but not as accommodating as the slightly older (early 30's) ones I saw at first. I like to take my time and massage the girls for a bit before I get going and the younger ones didn't seem to enjoy it as the older ones did. One of the older ones finished me with a BBBJCIM and another would have if I had asked. The younger ones were really not as eager to please. Of the four times I've been there the girls in attendance are different every time, which is a shame since I'd like to see the first two again. It's 1500 pesos for a full service hour and I haven't had any upsell so far. I think it would compare with the other esteticas I've read about here.

[RamDavidson84]

Your Caesar strip club report could not be me spot on, very nice and so professional staff, amazing (coming from someone in business for last 28 yrs) all your prices also very accurate, I really had fun in this club, also with your cover you get like a 2 min dance from a girl of your choice, and like you I declined a couple of girls until I found one I liked! Can't believe the excellent staff they have.

Glad my trip report pointed you in the right direction. The rooms at Ceasar's were nice haha, for anyone who has been to Club Faison in Medellin knows that place is like banging girls in a prison. There is literally prison bars and a cave like stairwell you walk up to get to the disgusting fuck rooms haha. Faison does have some real cuties you can get for a great price though. I am probably going to return to Mexico / possibly GDL this summer, if I do I will without a doubt hit up Ceasars and some more strip clubs. I was wondering if they were over charging me because I was a gringo, but maybe not. Either way, after having been overcharged more than a few times in shady strip clubs, its nice to get a place with good customer service that explains the bill to you throughout the night. I really liked how they were very open about all pricing. Now that I have had time to digest my trip, the 30 minute time limit is a big downer, it should really be 45 min to an hour for the prices they are charging. And on the other hand I really wouldn't consider GDL a third world city like Santo Domingo or Medellin, so perhaps those prices are justified.

[RacShack]

Just returned from short 4 day trip. I decided on GDL because of the current curfews in place in Colombia and because GDL had no curfews or Covid related restrictions in place. I booked this trip at the last minute as I had time off from work and I didn't plan it out at all besides reading the forum and some google searches. Overall I am happy with this trip and I would definitely return to GDL, although maybe no specifically for a pure mongering trip.

Your Caesar strip club report could not be me spot on, very nice and so professional staff, amazing (coming from someone in business for last 28 yrs) all your prices also very accurate, I really had fun in this club, also with your cover you get like a 2 min dance from a girl of your choice, and like you I declined a couple of girls until I found one I liked! Can't believe the excellent staff they have.

[RacShack]

Thanks for the information. Who is Juan? If he speaks English, please PM his tel number.

Juan is a god on information on the CDMX tread; not a guide in which I think you were thinking sorry, he's been very helpful on my trip through different places in Mexico,.

[Shamester]

Awesome sounds like you pulled it off, will try Caesars maybe tonight, just arrived yesterday on prepared for mongering but will make the best of it, looking for massage probably today (estetica masculina) called here Juan carter said, I also went by (fichera) bar he recommended to me on last min questions I had for him, I tried salon cantina La Victoria and la condesa both closed, not sure if it was just a Sunday thing or not, thanks Juan has been a god to me this trip trying to put me in right direction (always last min) been just working my way to P. V. And picking up what I can along the way, glad you had a fun time, really shocked your T mobile sucked I'm having zero jam up with mine zero, travel safe guys!

Thanks for the information. Who is Juan? If he speaks English, please PM his tel number.

[RacShack]

Sunday: I wake up and I really really really feel like dogshit. Some how I grind through and push myself to get a workout in with the hope its going to heal me and get me feeling good for one last rodeo in GDL, but it has the opposite effect. I also had a doctor from the hotel come to my room to perform a covid antigen test for me to return to the USA. Price was 1100 pesos. Very convenient. I really feel rundown by 7 or 8 and decide I am going to stay in and not waste an expensive night out in the strip clubs. So I remember I got the one strippers number from Ceasar's and I give her a test and try to arrange her to come to me for a session. She says she wants 6 k for two hours and I counter with 4 k for 2 hours and she says 4 k for 1 hour and I say thanks, but no thanks. Kinda disappointed she wouldn't go for 4 k, but hey you can't win them all. I then try to get some girls from googling, "GDL escort" and I tried a few agencys like Alicia Dollhouse and other sites but my fucking shitty ass T-Mobile doesn't work right. I did manage to text one agency and make contact and but when I went to do a confirmation call, it would not go through. Fuck T-Mobile and their low rates. Anyway after screwing around trying to get a decent escort, I finally give up. I really felt shitty from the booze and I had a long day of traveling tomorrow and after blowing a bunch of money on the strippers / working girls I decide to just chill for the night and rest up. Next day I catch my flight back home..

Awesome sounds like you pulled it off, will try Caesars maybe tonight, just arrived yesterday on prepared for mongering but will make the best of it, looking for massage probably today (estetica masculina) called here Juan carter said, I also went by (fichera) bar he recommended to me on last min questions I had for him, I tried salon cantina La Victoria and la condesa both closed, not sure if it was just a Sunday thing or not, thanks Juan has been a god to me this trip trying to put me in right direction (always last min) been just working my way to P. V. And picking up what I can along the way, glad you had a fun time, really shocked your T mobile sucked I'm having zero jam up with mine zero, travel safe guys!

[DramaFree11]

Gents,

What is your experience with SA in GDL? Girls quality? Rates? Etc.

Considering a trip in about a month and will be using SA exclusively. I'm familiar with SA and used it in CDMX in the past, just wanted to know if I should give GDL a try. How is GDL compared to CDMX? I love CDMX but this time I would like to explore a different major city, since mongering is not my sole purpose of travel, but rather a great addition to my touristic activities.

I was traveling there frequently before I started going to MTY and CDMX. I love GDL, but for higher end girls a little difficult. You would think it would be easy there, but it just is not. I have know idea why. A couple of other guys have posted about this subject, you can research on some older posts. GDL is super cheap and great food, but for girls there are better destinations. Strip clubs are cool in GDL, but expensive.

[MiamiBoy1]

Gents,

What is your experience with SA in GDL? Girls quality? Rates? Etc.

Considering a trip in about a month and will be using SA exclusively. I'm familiar with SA and used it in CDMX in the past, just wanted to know if I should give GDL a try. How is GDL compared to CDMX? I love CDMX but this time I would like to explore a different major city, since mongering is not my sole purpose of travel, but rather a great addition to my touristic activities.

[Juan Carter]

My specific question is if La Victoria at 9 Esquinas is open. The other fichera and dance places near there and along Priciliano Sanchez? The civilian dance clubs in Americana? I gather from recent reports that the strip clubs are open. The esteticas too? Even though there are no legal restrictions on restaurants in CDMX, nearly all are closed by 10 pm. I suppose I am asking about the current status overall but I am especially interested in knowing about the ficheras and dance clubs, particularly La Victoria.

[NapataJohn]

Have always liked Ukrainian girls, are they always present in Men's Strip Club or is it seasonal?

I will make a trip there in case they are always present.

Great report. Shall be there in Mid June for 2 weeks.

Any suggestions for locating English speaking chicas?

[Shamester]

Great report. Shall be there in Mid June for 2 weeks.

Any suggestions for locating English speaking chicas?

[Sol12]

Yes GDL is great and a lot of bars to have fun but not the cheapest. I imagine in your first report that you went to Plaza del Sol and the motel you went to after more then likely would have been Motel Picasso. It's a nice motel and most girls from the bars that you went to use it to see clients inst ad of the onsite rooms at the clubs. You just have to wait for them to finish their shift. But you pay a little less. Some will also come to your hotel. My first time in Ceasars I found a girl that I wanted to take back for all night but she kept changing the price on me and I finally gave up. Had much better luck in visits since. On the second night I wonder if the club you went to was Roma? It's the same owner as Ceasars but from what I heard lower quality girls since they don't charge as much. They only other club higher than Ceasars is Men's. You can really spend a shit load of cash at that place. They have a lot of Ukraine girls if you like that type. Some day I'll have to make the long trip to Columbia but for a short flight GDL is a hidden gem.

[TomJackin]

Final Verdict and Recommendations

WOW, three posts; all trip reports!

Very well done! Thanks for posting.

[RamDavidson84]

Sunday: I wake up and I really really really feel like dogshit. Some how I grind through and push myself to get a workout in with the hope its going to heal me and get me feeling good for one last rodeo in GDL, but it has the opposite effect. I also had a doctor from the hotel come to my room to perform a covid antigen test for me to return to the USA. Price was 1100 pesos. Very convenient. I really feel rundown by 7 or 8 and decide I am going to stay in and not waste an expensive night out in the strip clubs. So I remember I got the one strippers number from Ceasar's and I give her a test and try to arrange her to come to me for a session. She says she wants 6 k for two hours and I counter with 4 k for 2 hours and she says 4 k for 1 hour and I say thanks, but no thanks. Kinda disappointed she wouldn't go for 4 k, but hey you can't win them all. I then try to get some girls from googling, "GDL escort" and I tried a few agencys like Alicia Dollhouse and other sites but my fucking shitty ass T-Mobile doesn't work right. I did manage to text one agency and make contact and but when I went to do a confirmation call, it would not go through. Fuck T-Mobile and their low rates. Anyway after screwing around trying to get a decent escort, I finally give up. I really felt shitty from the booze and I had a long day of traveling tomorrow and after blowing a bunch of money on the strippers / working girls I decide to just chill for the night and rest up. Next day I catch my flight back home.

Final Verdict and Recommendations: This is just based on my experience in the strip clubs. I have read there is a cheaper street scene that has promise. I did not deal with any street walkers while I was there. I also have read that SA is top notch in GDL. I didn't mess with any SA girls and do not have a membership. So if you are a budget monger, these strip clubs are not for you, your going to spend 4-5 k easy for just a single session in the top clubs including your drinks. If your going big and your getting 2 or 3 girls a night, 8-10 k. These girls are top level though and there service is second to none. The customer service and atmosphere of the clubs is also nice to very nice and I never felt unsafe or really worried they were going to scam me. At the end of the session at each club, they respectfully went over the entire bill with me without me even asking. I am guessing they know Mexico has a reputation for shady strip clubs and they are being pre-emptive. I am also assuming here, but I was probably in the nicer strip clubs in GDL and I am sure you can find cheaper places to buy drinks and bone strippers. I think Medellin in Colombia is a better overall destination for pure mongering. Girls are just as hot, cheaper, easier to find, and service is as good. I personally liked the class and attitude of the Mexicans a little better. GDL is still 1/5 the price of Mongering in a place like Vegas, so it should still have a spot on the mongering map. If you are blessed with money and a big budget, I would take GDL over Medellin all day. Hotels, food, safety, and customer service were all better in GDL, but again you will be paying more for it. GDL is perfect for the monger who also enjoys food, culture, architecture, and scenery as much as he does the girls. For straight fucking, stick with Medellin. I have been to CDMX several times and GDL is probably slightly better for me personally than CDMX, although for mongering purposes, there's not a significant difference.