Ciudad Juarez

[Hendey1015]

Get over it!

Get over my buddy being a gay? Or get over big feet? I'm confused.

I guess the aversion I feel is based on that time of my life. This was almost 30 years ago. Now I am much more open minded. You see, back in 2009, when I first moved to Cozumel, I had a rather disconcerting experience. Let's start at the beginning. Back in 2009 I was not paying working girls to play with my weenier. I had great hair, lots of money, I was in great shape, and both my eyes were normal. I was knee deep in pussy. (Name that movie). I was new to Cozumel, and a buddy of mine was in town. We asked a cab driver to take us somewhere where we could meet some girls. He took us to a stripclub / brothel. We tell him, 'no, somewhere we can meet nice girls. ' So he takes us to a nicer stripclub / brothel. When given lemons, make lemonade. So we settle in. Right away a girl comes over and joins us. She is not hot. Has a unibrow, but many Lebanese settled this part of the Yucatan years ago, so this is not uncommon. She spoke good English. My buddy and I had been hitting the sauce before we left, and we proceed to get pretty lit. At this time in my life I never drank that much, and had only been shit faced drunk once. Anyways, I had no intentions of paying for sex. Other girls joined us and we bought them drinks and talked and whatever. There was a really hot Argentine with big fake cans that my buddy was drooling over, so I said, 'why not, it's on me'. He was excited and left with the woman. The whole time the unibrow girl never left our table. She was fun. As soon as my buddy left the unibrow girl started offering me various sex acts. It has been many years, and I don't remember everything she said, but to quote the famous line from Jerry NcGauier, 'you had me at you can cum on my face'. By this time I am really drunk. We get back to the little room and she puts the condom on, and I need to piss so I take the condom off, and we can't get the condom back on, so I blurt out, 'how about I fuck your ass without a condom'? And she immediately agreed. So while I am giving her the weenier I try to reach around to play with her clit and she pushes my hand away. Weird. Most girls like this. I finish, and when she gets up to go to the bathroom she wraps the sheet around her waist. Weird- I was in her butt, no condom, and now she is to shy to let me see her body? Like I said, I was pretty drunk, but still, something was off. I go back to the table and my buddy was waiting. He asks me which girl I picked. I told him, 'the girl who was sitting with us'. He looks at me, with disgust on his face, and he tells me, 'dude that was a guy'. Not the best feeling one can experience. But, not the worst. I mean, I was giving the weenier- not taking the weenier, and I did get off, so, we're good, right? And as far as I can remember, her / his feet were normal sized. Am I homophobic? No. But back when I had just finished my Mormon mission, and was indoctrinated / brainwashed, I was shocked by my buddy being a homo, and since then the song 'seven bridges road' has not sit well with me.

Ok, so I am working out the last little details. I am hoping to record tonight. I have decided on 'take it to the limit' and highlights from the 2021 byu vs Utah game. The byu media department does a highlight of each game they call 'the cut'; and this one is especially awesome. If I could speak frankly, yes, watching this makes me a little hard. But I am not gay! The video shows the cheerleaders and the cougarettes (dance team). Just because I fucked a tranny once, that I know about, does not make me gay. Look, I am willing to bet I am more of a man than most of you, except for Ogie, he had me beat. But I can out play him.

I will send the video to my peeps so they can confirm with the rest of you.

[FreeWayRoss]

So, 'seven bridges road' reminds me of anal sex, but not in a good way. Not 'desperado' to Seinfeld. I'm thinking either 'take it to the limit' or 'take it easy'. I shall leave the final decision to my peeps.

Get over it!

[Hendey1015]

I thought of something better. I will videotape myself, watching a video of myself banging the Venezuelan, while banging the Venezuelan, with a byu football game playing on a large tv, directly behind the Venezuelan. And to make the guy who called me 'henley' happy, I will have the eagles playing. Not 'hotel California'- too obvious. Not 'seven bridges road', when I was at byu one of my buddies sang this song in a occapella group. They did a good job. Then we all got sent over the world to knock doors, I can't remember where he went, and we lost touch. Until a group of gay students tried to start a gay support group on campus. Obviously the leaders of byu frowned on this. It was a bit of a scandal: I think some of them were expelled. Anyways, my buddy was one of the original homos. So, 'seven bridges road' reminds me of anal sex, but not in a good way. Not 'desperado' to Seinfeld. I'm thinking either 'take it to the limit' or 'take it easy'. I shall leave the final decision to my peeps. You don't think I will do this, do you? Why not? This seems a bit crazy? Even for the Hendey? Not even top 10 of the weirdest things I have done. I'm going to do this, and I am going to post the video, and I am NOT going to ask for the express written consent of NCAA football.

The Venezuelan told me she wants to leave in one week. She is a nice girl, sexy, takes care of the house, but it would be nice to be able to find my stuff again. She organized everything and everyday it a fucking Easter egg hunt to find stuff. It would also be nice to not have to look at her shoes. Anyways, I don't know, I pay for everything and send money to her family. And I get a maid, and 'a chick with a little hard body who'll satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut'. (Name that movie- on the obscure side). I offered to send 150 per week instead of $100 and she agreed to stay. I don't want her to leave. Not because of 'love' or even her cooking skills, which are not bad. I need time to put my inception video plan together. She just told me she likes morning sex, except no kissing, which is weird because I don't kiss her regardless of the time of day.

Someone asked about poop stains in one of my videos. You are going to have to be much more specific- which video and poop stains in general or one poop stain in particular? I don't remember any poop. Do you want poop stain porn videos? Not really my thing, but I don't judge. I will see what I can do. I think some of these girls could benefit from a good anal bleaching, which I would be happy to perform, free of charge; really, it would be my pleasure.

I just remembered the name of my homo buddy from BYU- Sam. And let me be clear, we were causal acquaintances. Maybe we regularly sat at the same cafeteria table, as I recall he was in the same group seating for football games. He never touched my feet. It would be funny to run into him, all these years later, and under some sort of bizarre circumstances he would have some keys I needed. I could yell, 'hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker'. You know what, no one has replied about any of my movie quotes, so here, you ingrates:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp5YwZCGpm0

I have noticed something during my travels throughout Latin America. After I bang a woman, and not just working girls, normal girls also, they have a tendency to quickly use the bathroom, and they never shut the door. This has happened many times and I am still a little disgusted. I don't want to see a woman on the toilet peeing. Ewe. I need to be lying on the bed, her standing over me while she pees. As long as the stream is not directly in my face, obviously. I thought this was common knowledge.

Yeah, I must do some coaching in my videos. Sometimes there are creative differences between myself and the woman. I really need the woman to make a lot of noise. Not necessarily at game time. But I really need this later, when I am in a plane; sometimes while driving, mostly in my office.

Disclaimer- it is suggested you read all of my posts, going way back, to fully appreciate the level of disturbed you are dealing with.

[JZJustin]

(Name that movie?

I'm dying, this is hilarious to read. HenDEY, you can borrow my phone if you need another device to record yourself watching yourself do business while you do business. Is this sort of like inception (the movie)?

To be fair, I gave the tall innocent one a ride for an hour or so. I only maybe sent you 32 seconds but my phone from 2016 ran out of space. You were a knocker in Sydney? Like as in Australia? Only the really high up important Mormons get to go there so you must really be on some kind of shit list now! Anyway, thank you for your contributions and furthering of a secondary goal of this board, which is to share information about how we can give the women of Juarez what they want (money) so they can support their French bulldog puppies (obviously this is necessity and basic right to life). I'll leave you with a quote from HenDEY's videos- "me dime, fuerte!" Also was that a poop streak on one their butts?

[Hendey1015]

I have grown bored of the Venezuelan. Instead of sex with her, sometimes I just want to jerk off to videos I have made. Then, a thought occurred to me. Why not combine the 2? Like Reese's peanut butter cups? Was she a like upset? Perhaps, I think more confused. What I want to do now, and bear with me, I want to record myself watching my personal porn videos, while fucking the Venezuelan. How cool would that video be? I'm noodling the logistics.

A few months ago, I was at some sala, and the girls told me she had heard about me from her good friend, who was one of my past favorites, Denise (this woman is 6' tall). I had not heard from Denise in maybe 6 months, so I asked the woman questions. This was during the sex acts. I then asked, 'what did Denise say about me?' The woman replied. 'That you talk a lot, during sex. ' I wanted to sing, 'it's like rrrraaaaiiiinnnnnnn'. (Name that song).

The Venezuelan has big feet, but Denise's feet, Jesus, my man, I was honestly frightened. Back when I was knocking doors in Sydney, I lived in an apartment formerly occupied by Shawn Bradley, played at BYU, 2nd pick in the 1993 nba draft. He left one of his shoes there. Obviously the shoe was enormous, and all I could think about when banging Denise were her feet and Shawn Bradley's shoe- which is connected to my past Mormon upbringing. Usually I like to massage the woman's feet to relax her. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'. (Name that movie). Would you give a guy a foot massage? (Same movie). To be honest, if given the choice between giving Denise or Ogie a foot massage, I don't know. It would be a real Sophie's choice. Either scenario ends with me on the floor of the shower, curled in the fetal position, sobbing. I have 2 videos of Denise. In one video she is standing, bent over the massage table, and I am giving her the weenier. My initial calculation determined this would maximize the distance from my eyes to her feet. It went smoothly. The second video she is doing reverse cowgirl, I don't know what I was thinking, her feet were right there. Obviously it was taking me forever to cum- talk about an anti-viagra. She is bouncing away, making decent noises, and after she came for the third time, she just stops. I give her a couple of light spanks, you know, the universal signal for, 'keep it going'. Nothing. She wants it doggy. This worked out well, since she is so tall her feet were well behind my field of vision. Also, as I recall, she has a slight lisp. I have not been to raveenas since the puppy incident. Denise had supposedly left the salas for good. If I had a peso for every time I heard this, and a few months later the same girl is sucking weenier by the bushel, I would have enough pesos to pay for the diner I had with the dog woman and her entourage.

When I text my college buddies they assume I am keeping the Venezuelan captive. This is not the case. However, as an homage to the greatest movie of all time, I have said, 'it puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again'. (Name that movie). Her English is not that great. But she is a cleaver girl and has probably placed my level of maturity and sanity at say, minimum security?

I will probably meet up with No Nickname Yet. Not sure if we should meet in El Paso and cross together. In earlier posts I have hinted at past transgression, but have I said anything in my posts that would end with me in a medium security facility, on the shower floor, curled up and sobbing? And not because of a foot massage. Would the po-po try to arrest me? Don't they have better things to do than entrap a quirky, nonviolent sociopath, who, perhaps has some bizarre thoughts on interpersonal relationships- specifically related to kissing and licking butts? You know what they call people who are not careful? Inmates. I have no doubt anyone could figure out my identity in less than 20 minutes, but it is one thing to post rambling diatribes online, and another to be arrest with viagra, a vibrator, Clorox wipes and a phone with 127 videos of the, shall we say the morally questionable variety? When this day comes, and hopefully it never will, I want my 'video of me watching a video of me banging, while I am banging' to be the first piece of evidence use on my behalf at a mental competency hearing. The BYU rants would, of course, all but guarantee a 'not guilty by reasons of insanity'. So I got that going for me, which is nice. (Name that movie?

[Bbond]

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[Hendey1015]

Technically 'Hendey' in Spanish is ' gallinita'. Wtf? Isn't there a sala named this? What are the odds? Similar to lou gehrig catching lou gehrig's disease.

Sometimes I contemplate the cash I had dropped on the ladies of Juarez. It's not insignificant. But my buddies from byu lose 10% off the top to the Mormon real estate company. You work think with all the money the Mormons have they could spend a little on football recruiting. I wouldn't pay 10%, but maybe 5% if byu could get some speed in the secondary. And my Mormon buddies are now paying for college for their kids. For what? To bang out the same woman for 25 years and counting? A life sentence in California is less that 25 years. And from what I understand, guys in prison have more sex than my long term married friends. My best buddy is coaching his youngest son's football team. No thank you. I will stick with jerking off to my own personal porn collection. 25 years. The Venezuelan has been here less than 2 weeks and I am itching to get back to Juarez. Speaking of which, she may meet clients in El Paso. Not really sure what's going on there. We are in this pretend relationship, but I am double her age, and, well I don't want to be with the same girl for any length of time. I don't know, if any of my peeps in El Paso are interested, give el Gallinita a shout out. I can give you her number, but I am not involved. Same with the tall innocent one. She is super-duper desperate for cash right now. I just put No Nickname Yet in touch with her. We will see how that turns out. The Ogie may give her another throw. If so, I do not suggest going after him. The tall innocent one may say, 'oh, you have started? Sorry, uh, give me a second, oh-yes, you are so good. Are you almost done?' Good thing I got her stretched out for the Ogie. She told the Ogie it was the best 32 second of her life.

Back when I was doing things not allowed under American law, I use to go to the sala and offer $100 to the girl who could make the best chicken sound. Also, I used to pay the girls to say quotes from famous movies. 'Give me the keys, you fuxking cocksucker', 'I want the truth' and a second girl would say 'you can't handle the truth', 'royal with cheese', 'because she's got a great ass. And you got your head, all the way up it'! I would send the videos to my college buddies. This is the closet to a hobby that I have. Also, there was the infamous byu jacket. I think I wrote about this years ago- 2020. I would also have them quote music lyrics, 'some dance to remember, some dance to forget'. Which is ironic, don't you think, because someone called me Henley. And someone else questioned my posts. What's your fucking problem? If you don't like my posts, don't read them. This isn't Russia, is it? I didn't think so. I like you, Betty. It's Ogie, sir. (Name that movie). Well, to make the little whining ***** happy, let's dip into the vault and she what we have today.

It was Christmas time. The manager of Grecia was wearing a slutty Santa's claus outfit. She is of basque decent. If you don't know anything about the basques you are probably not ready to spend any time with the Hendey. I read a lot. I banged her out. The normal, whatever, bkahbkahbkah. But she was super fun, so I went for round 2. I don't remember how many this was for the day, but the outcome was in doubt. So I called in reinforcements. They made me pay before the other girl would start, which did not improve my short term outlook. This disrupted what in military history is called 'the unintuitive'. . Then, the new girl would not stop talking. When the Hendey is at the end of a sex bender, and he is having a problem achieving what we call in drilling 'TD'; the hendey is not interested is talking about anything. Ok, maybe some dirty talk, if the woman has her face close to my ear, but not trying to kiss me (ewe). When they try to kiss me my first reaction is to defend myself at all costs. Anyways, I can't remember what the woman was blabbering about. The basque woman was giving it her all. Finally I just told the other woman to leave. She started saying something about money, I told her, 'I paid you, now go'. It would have been funny if she said, 'I'm sorry, did I break your concentration. I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does the hendey look like?' (Name that movie). Speaking of which, if you get a chance, watch pulp fiction with a 20 something Latin woman who has never seen it. I did this with victoria and the Venezuelan. After the OD scene the Venezuelan said, 'this is a weird movie'. I laughed, I told her it only gets weirder. Also, I lost one of my credit cards. I looked everywhere. A couple of days later the Venezuelan sends me a photo of her wearing daisey duke shorts pointing at her butt, and then a photo of the credit card. In the spirit of pulp fiction I asked her what else she had up there, and would she mind if I took a look. When drilling, my job required me to work about 5 minutes every 2 hours. The rest of the time I would read and watch movie. And jerk off, or course. I did spend 27 days straight with a guy who tried to convince me the earth was flat.

I was thinking of a new joke- a woman told me I should jerk off less. I told her airplane seats are assigned randomly, and look, when the pilot said, 'we have reach cruising altitude, you can recline your seat, lower the tray back in front of you, and turn on your wireless devices, that's 3 for 3 in my book. ' I am open to constructive criticism on this one. This is the first time I have shared this joke with anyone. Is that ok with you MiamiSammy? Or am I wasting your precious time. You know what? NO VIDEOS for you! Not unless you text me, 'give me the videos you fucking butt muncher'.

Do you know what they call a three-way with 2 20 year old college girls in Juarez? Nothing. This does not even rise to the level of light elevator chitchat. .

Not a Juarez story, but when the Hendey lived in Cozumel he took care of a cute Mayan family. 3 little girls. They were always at my house. Most of the time I did not even know they were there. Anyways, I moved away in late 2014. In 2017 the oldest one emailed me asking for money to help pay for college. I told her to send me sexy photos. She did. She also told me she had always had a crush on me. My girlfriend at the time found the photos. I told her I was helping a college girl, and what's the big deal about the photos the girls was 18, and I had known her since she was 10, oh, wait, this doesn't make this sound any better. Maybe this story was a little boring for MiamiSammy, please forgive me. Let's get back to Juarez hoes. I once asked the woman I bought a dog for to meet me at a nice restaurant. Toros, right next to Raveena's. The Ogie and I went there, but they were closing. I was thinking a nice dinner, some wine, and back to the komfort motel for some late night sodomy. Interesting point of parliamentary procedure- did you know that until recently oral sex was not allowed by the Mormon church? At the why the motto was 'be moral, go oral', since technically a girl could suck off as many guys as possible, but still consider herself a virgin. I met a girl who would take it up the butt, since this was not technically sex. She was from Texas, died in a car accident during summer break. This was a tragedy because when she told me this, I was young and naive and never did give her the weenier in the butt. I regret this. Probably not as much as she regrets dying. Ok, so I invite the dog woman to Toros and she shows up with her 2 kids and her best friend, who was not at all hot. And they all order the most expensive stuff. I am sitting next to her little 4 year old daughter, who just stares at my eyes. Whenever I spoke Spanish to her she would turn to her mother. Finally she tells her mom, 'he sounds funny'. After fuxking desert, the hendey does not usually eat desert, but these people were committed. I'm like, 'ok, so your friend will take your kids home and we can get going'. No, she had to leave with them. I was obviously ticked, and the next day when she did meet me I gave her a very hard pounding. I have the video. My peeps have seen it. Let's see if she tries that nonsense again. Well, she didn't have any longer dinner after that session with me. No way she could stay seated for that long. She blocked me after that. I don't blame her. I still have her number if anyone is interested. The last I heard the dog was fine, for those of you who have been losing sleep over this. She used to send me daily video of the ugly little dog. I have sent some of my peeps photos. I did not keep the videos of the dog. My iPhone only has 250 g, and I must be selective in which videos I keep, and a little pug dog running around does not do it for me. If you do meet her, I suggest you have Uber eats bring you food to your hotel. Am I rambling too much for you, MiamiSammy? You do remember 1990? The number one ranked Miami hurricanes came to Provo. Defending national champion, looking to repeat. Yeah, byu won. There are 3 '30 for 30' that mention byu, actually, probably 4. The pony express, the 85 Bears, and the you. There is a '30 for 30' about the DuPont heir who murdered a famous Olympic wrestler. This guy wrestled at byu, I imagine this was mentioned at some point. Oh, wait, there was another one, about the Boston / laker rivalry. Danny Ainge was drafted by the Celtics. The dog woman made really weird sounds that can best be described as exasperated. I think. I meant another word, but autocorrect spitted this word out and it's late, so, I'm out.

[Hendey1015]

"Ogie"here. Hendey is the real deal, and has contributed the majority of information in Juarez here in recent history. I'm ok to put up with a little BYU side discussion for that haha.

Also for the record I can bat more than once in a day and will need to prove him wrong on my next visit.

As long as you proof it with a woman. You are a nice guy, but a little tall for my taste. And Jesus, my man, buy a phone that was build in the last 5 years.

[Hendey1015]

Coupes things:

Et ti, Ogie? (This is from skaksoear).

There is no link for the videos. You can text me. Go to zenda's twitter account, Feb. 8 post, look under the comments.

It's 'Hendey'. Not Henley. Although I am an Eagles fan.

Byu closed out the signing period well, their class is ranked 44th.

Me and another guy, no nickname yet. Are thinking about having a little soiree this weekend. Not sure on the particulars- probably rent plantations for the evening. The owner and myself could bring in an all-stat lineup. You could meet the Hendey. I will be available for autographs. Food, drinks, poker- and this is not a money making thing. We would split everything equally; except for the ladies. If the tall innocent one is still alive I will probably go this weekend and save her again. If not, I think I will wait until Ogie returns. He needs help with his camera skills.

If we do this, no drugs. Maybe exactly. No coke. No meth. Little drinking. No shit faced drunk. No criminals. You must be interesting. No slobs. What am I thinking? I just narrowed the potential attendees to myself and mister no nickname yet, and Ogie, but he has already told me he will not be in town this weekend. More to come as I figure things out.

You know, the 15 guys that did text me, it wouldn't kill you to post about the videos I sent you. I think there are some unbelievers out there.

[Mortega]

What is wrong with you? Did you not read my last post? What did I say about the threads? Someone else texted me about byu football. Like I care what you savages think. I don't see byu losing to anyone next year.

First I had to deal with Ogie's weenier, now you are questioning byu football. If anyone- anyone says anything negative about my hair, I will leave this forum forever. I will stop sending videos to my peeps. I don't want, that, You don't want that and ringo, here definitely doesn't want that. (Name that movie! So, pretty please, with sugar on top, shut the fuck up about byu football.

Ok, so the innocent one may meet some of you guys. She will want much money. And, my man Ogie said that while she has a yummy-yummy body, she is not that entertaining. If you watch my videos you can see she requires a lot of coaching. And no way she will suck your weenier. Let me know. I had to cut her off again and her current plan is to go work for the cartel. This will not end well for her, but I have saved her from many past bad decisions. She must learn the hard way, and if she isn't killed or arrested, maybe she will learn this time.

Maybe some of you guys I sent videos to could give a group shout out to the Hendey? It's not like I need or crave the attention. Oh, wait, yes I do.

So, let's move on to more pressing manners. The Venezuelan has been in my house for 10 days. I look forward to going to work so I can give my weenier a break. Seriously, last night was the first night we did not have sex; thank god, I just needed some sleep. I mean, yeah, I turned her over in the morning and gave her the weenier, I'm not a homo. It's been fun. She cooks and cleans for me. I am banging her out 2-3 times per day. I am already bored; I am 49 and have never married because I like all 31 flavors of ice cream. It is fun to take her around town when she is wearing daisey duke shorts. We live in a very small town. I can send photos to someone and they can post. She told me my weenier is too big for anal. I needed to hear this. She told me to cut my hair short. I found this comment to be neutral in meaning. She also told me to shave my weenier. Done and done. I mentioned that I was thinking about having the tall innocent one cross, with her kids, and they would live with us. She told me she loves three ways! It's times like these that I don't think much about byu football or my hatred of Utah.

For those I sent videos to, the first 2 videos are during the same session. In between I had her lying on the table with me alternating between giving her the weenier and licking her twat. If you watch the whole video, when I pull my weenier out some cum spills out of her twat. And she continues to rub her twat on my weenier.

There is another video I sent of Azul, from diablitas. She cums like 4 times. At the end her whole body quivers. The video of me fucking the owner of Raveena's daughter is pretty good. Short, but I had already been banging her before I had her mount up.

Please send link to watch these videos.

[JZJustin]

Why is this posted here? It has nothing to do with mongering in Juarez.

"Ogie"here. Hendey is the real deal, and has contributed the majority of information in Juarez here in recent history. I'm ok to put up with a little BYU side discussion for that haha.

Also for the record I can bat more than once in a day and will need to prove him wrong on my next visit.

[MiamiSammy]

Let's talk byu football. Yeah, their first year in the big12 was not good, but they played OK state to double OT, and they lost to OK by one play- the byu QB threw a pick 6 on the 1 yard line. Interesting fact, 2 years ago byu had its first black QB; Jaren Hall, who was drafted by the Vikings, and started a few games last year. He did not finish any of the games he started, but whatever, he beat Utah. Well, this last year BYU started a jew QB. Hold on there, while I am not a fan of the Mormon religion, and to be honest, I don't care about race or religion, I do draw the line on throwing a pick 6 on the 1 yard line, costing byu a very big upset win. And did you see the Nacua kid? 5th round draft pick, and hit lit it up. He broke the record for yardage by a rookie WR receiver during a play off game. The past record holder was Austin Collie, who also played at BYU. What else? Taysom Hill for the saints set a record for being the first player to throw for more than 10 TDs, rush for more than 10 TDs and catch more than 10 TDs. And there is Fred Warner, the best LB in the NFL. I may have already told you this joke, but who would have thought that the best LB in the NFL would be a black guy from BYU. The only thing more shocking would be if the best LB in the NFL was a white guy from BYU. And don't forget Zach Wilson, the worst QB in the NFL. Fixk him. His dad played for Utah. I never trusted or liked him. And his littlest brother signed with Utah. His whole family has been cursed because of the sins of his father.

A few months ago the owner of Aries was murdered. Not by me. She did ban me from Aries a few years ago. Well, that ban has been lifted. The day she was murdered 3 different women in Juarez texted me, telling me to buy Aries. Yeah, like the locals would allow a gringo to own a brothel. Anyways, turns out one of the local police commanders took over Aries. I can't imagine who was behind the original owner's murder. One of my favorites works at Aries. I had banged her out at the motel komfort the day before, no condom. As I was heading back to the USA I decided to give her another throw, so I stop by Aries. Jackie, an older, really hot woman is the manager. The woman I wanted to bang was not available, so I chose Jackie. Since I have know Jackie for years, I ask her about the old owner, and the police commander and how everything is going. I can tell she is nervous. I attempt pay, and they don't take credit cards (you pay upfront). So, I leave. As soon as I walk about 50' an unmarked police car pulls up. I think they were state police. They aggressively questioned me. They searched me, my bag, even my phone, which was awkward, since I have over 100 videos of me banging women. The police didn't seem to care about the videos. What can I say, they were probably impressed. I pretended that I didn't understand anything. I didn't have any money on me. I am pretty sure they just wanted to rob me. They did warn me about asking questions. They wanted to know who asked me to ask questions. I have to be honest, I have traveled all over central and South America. In all of my travels, I have only been afraid once, in neuvo Laredo, but I was afraid when these guys hassled me. I will never go to Aries again. When I cross at the Zaragoza bridge, I will cross the street to the other side of the street of Aries. To bad, because Jackie is pretty hot for an older woman, and the other girl is very sexy.

I met a Venezuelan girl at Lordys. You can go to their website and check her out. We hit it off. Super tall and sexy. Her only flaw is she has really, really big feet. Her shoes are almost as large as mine. Very unique looking. She met me at my hotel and we hung out for a few days. When I returned the next week, same thing. She was in Juarez waiting to cross into the USA. I told her when she crossed she could stay at my house for free. I don't know, this was post-organism sex. I usually talk about byu or my hair, I don't know what got into me. Maybe something along this line:

'And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful! She was young, she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'them all over the world. ' Name that movie?

Anyways, she crossed 2 weeks ago, and is being released into my custody next Tuesday. I don't see a lot of jerking off in my future, unless it involves this woman straddling my face, a finger in her twat, and my mouth full of her ass.

'Model A Ford, and a Tank Full of Gas!8232;Got a Handful of Pussy,8232;And Mouthful of Ass!

Name THAT movie.

I took a more normal job near El Paso, Monday through Friday, so I have spent every weekend in Juarez since August. I have been banned by Airbnb. Apparently more than one of my hosts complained about numerous underage women visiting me the same night. I don't know, I would congrats someone for this, but I was banned. In my defense I stated that all of the women were over 18, as far as I knew. It's not like I asked for ID. In all seriousness, all the women were over 20 or something. A few looked younger. Victiria is 22, but very short and skinny. The daughter of the owner of Raveena's was 18.5 years old. This same girl offered to service me when she was 17. Not only did I declined but I gave her a lecture about how her mother wanted her to do to college and how I have known her since she was 14, and that I was basically a father figure to her. What I meant was, 'let's talk when you turn 18, and until then, don't hoe it up too much'. Done, and done. I have video. Hit me up for a copy. What else? I am pleasantly surprised how many women at all the different brothels let me rawdog. And not just the ones who do not notice when I remove the condom.

Ok, moving one, Tatiana at Plantinos, very pretty, very sexy. Let me record. Loves the vibrator. She would not let me lick her twat. I banged her out twice over the last 6 months, and I would always say 'Hi' to her, but I need to lick pussy. I went there maybe 1 months ago, as I was returning to the USA. She was the only hot woman available, so I gave her another try. Whenever I asked to lick her twat she said this was 'ugly' and refused. The last time, while she was enjoying the vibrator I started to give her a good lick. She liked it enough. I had her sit on my face, and between the oral and the vibrator she when wild- totally lost it. She kept saying 'rico, rico'. Her twat was not exactly smelly, but was not really an enjoyable taste. After 30 minutes of this she mounted up and came a few more times. When I finished was so exhausted she could not stand. She just laid there, repeating 'rico'. She told me it was the best sex she ever had. We laughed. I paid an extra hour just to give her a chance to get a hold of herself. We took a shower together, and I gave her the weenier one more time, just the weenier, no oral.

She is worth the visit. There was another girl there who looks very similar to Tatiana, I forget her name and I am too lazy to look at the website. She had never used a vibrator before. As soon as I put the vibrator on her twat she says, 'I want this, how much'? I'm not joking. Most of the first time vibrator girls ask for the vibrator when we finish. Some offer to buy it from me. But this girl, it was pretty funny. I saw her twice in the last few months. Very sexy. Valentino is still at Plantinos. The first time I was with her, many months ago, when she was at Zenda, she told me she loved me the moment she saw me, and we should be together. I may have mentioned this before. I tried to fick the crazy out of her, but I only made her more crazy. She is very petite and looks very young. Melissa at plantinos has very big fake cans, and a big butt, and is very fun, ie, no condom.

The sala Grecia, like I said earlier, Tokyo is very sexy and a lot of fun. She loves the weenier. The manager, her name is something close to Cara. Not thin. Pretty enough. Body is not that great, but she is passionate. She offered anal. The last time I banged her she spent a lot of time kissing my chest and neck.

Lau- Dulce has an amazing ass and is fun. She likes a finger and / or vibrator up her butt during sex. Who doesn't? If you go there pay 100 pesos extra for the vip room. King size bed! I am boycotting Lau. I went there on a Sunday morning, right when they were opening. The girls were trickling in, and so were the customers. At one point there were 6 clients waiting. Finally a hot girl arrives and I select her and tell them I want the VIP room. They tell me the VIP room is occupied. I can see the room is not occupied and I say so. They tell me someone else has requested the VIP room, but he had not yet arrived. I tell them I have arrived and have been waiting, I want the vip. They tell me 'no', so I leave, and I doubt I shall return.

If you check out zenda's twitter account their current women are off the hook hot.

Back to byu football; Texas was finally able to beat byu. If you recall, BYU beat Texas the last 2 times they played. To be more exact, the last 2 times byu played Texas byu did not really beat Texas, as much as embarrassed them. Texas won this time. Why not? Texas head coach, Steve 'next rounds on me' Sarkisian played at byu. It's it ironic, don't you think, that Sark played at a university that does not allow consumption of alcohol? It's like rrrraaaaiiiinnnnnn! Name that song? Up until maybe 5 years ago caffeine coke was not allowed on the byu campus. Up until 45 years ago Mormons did not consider blacks human. Now byu has a jew QB who threw a pick 6 on the 1 yard line. I thought these people were suppose to be smart? I don't know, maybe the leaders of Hamas are huge BYU fans. If so, I prefer they focus on exterminating Utah fans. The Detmer was not Mormon when he arrived at BYU, but he was Mormon by the time he left. You read that correctly- 'the Detmer'. Heisman winner, 1990. In 1990 passed for 5,188 yards and 41 touchdowns in 12 regular-season games, and finished the year with 42 NCAA records (and tied for five others). He also was involved in a Ponzi scheme based out of San Antonio. What else. The manager of Gallinas is older, not skinny, big natural boobies. She will not service you at the sala, but you can try to meet up with her later. Very good blowjobs.

There is a sala called Paris which is not in the list of salas someone posted here:

https://pastebin.com/nrdjemaZ

Old victoria works there, and another woman who worked at Genesis years ago.

I have young Victoria's number. Email me for details. She may not meet you. She is now very particular about who she meets and she charges a lot.

Why is this posted here? It has nothing to do with mongering in Juarez.

[Hendey1015]

Stick with mongering because your football analysis shouldn't be your day job. BYU finished this past season 2-7 in conference play including 5 straight losses to end the season. Only the 3 wins against a pillow soft non conference schedule got them to 5 wins for the season. They also didn't set the recruiting trail on fire. BYU will be lucky to finish 6-6 in 2024.

What is wrong with you? Did you not read my last post? What did I say about the threads? Someone else texted me about byu football. Like I care what you savages think. I don't see byu losing to anyone next year.

First I had to deal with Ogie's weenier, now you are questioning byu football. If anyone- anyone says anything negative about my hair, I will leave this forum forever. I will stop sending videos to my peeps. I don't want, that, You don't want that and ringo, here definitely doesn't want that. (Name that movie! So, pretty please, with sugar on top, shut the fuck up about byu football.

Ok, so the innocent one may meet some of you guys. She will want much money. And, my man Ogie said that while she has a yummy-yummy body, she is not that entertaining. If you watch my videos you can see she requires a lot of coaching. And no way she will suck your weenier. Let me know. I had to cut her off again and her current plan is to go work for the cartel. This will not end well for her, but I have saved her from many past bad decisions. She must learn the hard way, and if she isn't killed or arrested, maybe she will learn this time.

Maybe some of you guys I sent videos to could give a group shout out to the Hendey? It's not like I need or crave the attention. Oh, wait, yes I do.

So, let's move on to more pressing manners. The Venezuelan has been in my house for 10 days. I look forward to going to work so I can give my weenier a break. Seriously, last night was the first night we did not have sex; thank god, I just needed some sleep. I mean, yeah, I turned her over in the morning and gave her the weenier, I'm not a homo. It's been fun. She cooks and cleans for me. I am banging her out 2-3 times per day. I am already bored; I am 49 and have never married because I like all 31 flavors of ice cream. It is fun to take her around town when she is wearing daisey duke shorts. We live in a very small town. I can send photos to someone and they can post. She told me my weenier is too big for anal. I needed to hear this. She told me to cut my hair short. I found this comment to be neutral in meaning. She also told me to shave my weenier. Done and done. I mentioned that I was thinking about having the tall innocent one cross, with her kids, and they would live with us. She told me she loves three ways! It's times like these that I don't think much about byu football or my hatred of Utah.

For those I sent videos to, the first 2 videos are during the same session. In between I had her lying on the table with me alternating between giving her the weenier and licking her twat. If you watch the whole video, when I pull my weenier out some cum spills out of her twat. And she continues to rub her twat on my weenier.

There is another video I sent of Azul, from diablitas. She cums like 4 times. At the end her whole body quivers. The video of me fucking the owner of Raveena's daughter is pretty good. Short, but I had already been banging her before I had her mount up.

[LuvMexicanas]

Stick with mongering because your football analysis shouldn't be your day job. BYU finished this past season 2-7 in conference play including 5 straight losses to end the season. Only the 3 wins against a pillow soft non conference schedule got them to 5 wins for the season. They also didn't set the recruiting trail on fire. BYU will be lucky to finish 6-6 in 2024.

[Hendey1015]

Ok, the replies are starting to trickle in. Everyone is asking the same questions so let me go ahead and answer everyone at once:

1. yes, I know these girls are hot. You don't have to tell me this. I don't fuck the ugly ones. Oh, wait, yes I do, but I don't record the ugly ones.

2. Victoria may meet you. She will charge a lot. The tall innocent one will probably not meet you. She met Ogie, but she needed money, and I had personally met Ogie, who is taller, skinnier and has better hair than myself. When I told the tall innocent one this she reluctantly agreed.

3. I don't know if the girls will let you rawdog. I am known by all the hoes of Juarez, and the ones that don't personally know me have heard of me. I am nice with the girls and I tip big. Also, for an older guy, I am not bad looking. I am confident and charismatic. So, yes, the girls want to impress me. Also, I bought a sala, and gave it to a woman I knew as a gift, so I am famous for this, and the girls hope I may do the same for them.

4. I probably don't know so and so who worked wherever some time ago. If the girl worked at raveenas I probably know her. All the girls change salas and use different names. If you have a photo I may know the woman. When I say 'know' I mean I have her number. I have fixked pretty much every girl worth fuxking in Juarez, except the women at Stoya, Genesis, and Serina. Even than, since the girls rotate Salas, if they are hot and have been in the game more than a few years, I have probably fuxked them, but the chances that I know where they are now is very, very small. Unlike Ogie's weenier.

5. For the love of god and all that is holy, stop asking me if you should drive in Juarez. The answer is 'no'. Use Ubers.

6. I prefer you read all of my posts before asking me questions or telling me anything. I don't want to hear about how great stoya is. I don't want people asking me where they should go, where they should park, and especially, can you buy viagra in Mexico? Jesus, my man, have I not mentioned this about 100 times?

7. Wtf? I send you people like 20 videos and no one comments on my weenier? I don't want Ogie commenting on my weenier. He would probably say something like, 'you call that a weenier' or 'yeah, I mean, it's good. I guess.'

8. When the girls tell you they need money because of some illness or crisis, yes, they are lying to you.

9. There are motels / hotels everywhere. Do not make plans based off what you see online. The hotels online are very expensive and may not allow multiple guests.

10. If you stay close to the border you will not have any problems. You may get robbed by the police, so be smart about the placement of your cash.

11. Drop my name at Raveenas and Plantinos. You can use my name with a description with the manager of Grecia, Dulce at Lau, the manager of Lau, Lluvia at Gatitas, the evening manager of Galinas, crystal at Santas (it has been awhile), old victoria at Paris (probably using a different name). Mateo. One of my eyes is screwed up, I always have a vibrator, my Spanish is not that good, dark blonde, blue / green eyes.

12. I am personality boycotting estaphany, stoya, Aries, Genesis and Serina. I haven't decided on Lau. I would like to add that the owner of stoya is a very nice guy. He runs a very good, clean, safe business. I like him. But the girls demand much too much for extra services. The owner knows this, but what can he do? The girls are free to negotiate with each client. I cannot stress this enough- I am boycotting stoya because the girls charge too much. The other places I am boycotting because the owners are bad men.

13. I can't send videos through normal texts. I don't know why. It must be through WhatsApp. I cannot send long videos, which really pisses me off, because I have a beauty of a video of victoria. Really amazing, my sentinel work, piece de resistance, my most crowning achievement. Seriously, I have more pride in this video than my half-bastard, half-Chinese son. Who was recently suspended for making racist comments. At first I was confused; he is a half Chinese kid in western Colorado- was he being racist to himself? Some sort of racist masterbation, if so, he is doing it all wrong. What kind of little Asian retard makes racist comments to other kids? Unless this is some sort of Sun Tzu, art of war, turning your own weakness into a strength. I don't know what's going on here. And I don't want to be the one to tell him that on the scale of races to mock, only a few eat dogs, and will probably be at war with the USA soon. I assume he knows this, since he is being trained to be a sleeper spy. Wait, what was I talking about? It's Saturday, so I skipped the Adderall. As you can see, I get a little distracted.

14. Did someone really just list byu schedule for next year, and comment on how good the other teams are? Byu has not lost to Wyoming since the invention of the forward pass. I don't even think SMU is D1. Byu beat Baylor in 22. Byu lost to OK state in double OT. The Arizona schools are not doing well- byu beat both the last time they played. And like I care about the Kansas schools. UCF? Whatever that is. Not sure how they made it into the big12. My only concern, what keeps me up at night, besides the burning when I urinate is Utah.

15. Let's talk Super Bowl. The head coach of the Chefs? Andy Reid- played and started his coaching career at byu. Fred Warner, the hard pipe hitting nigga (name that movie?) for the 49 er's, BYU.

16. If you are going to tell me about some woman you banged out, I need at the minimum photos. I prefer video.

17. I would like to state, for the record, that the Ogie, while impressive in both length and girth, he can only take one at bat per day. So there. And, upon further review, including slow motion replay, Ogie is still boss, but not by that much. And wtf? He is much taller than me. The tall innocent one will not answer my questions regarding the matter and she says I am being crazy. And? Tell me something I don't know. Look, I have created this reality that is held together by the tiniest of threads. You start cutting the threads and everything collapses. You have experienced some of my, shall we say, manifesto, I think you can see what we are dealing with. Now, the whole matrix is being disrupted. I have sent some of you photos to compare.