Nuevo Laredo

[95 Vette]

Stick to downtown acuna my man. Average I spend is about $50, including banging 2 broads. They arent 9s or 120s, but hell I just want to throw a nut.

I was planning on going to Nuevo Laredo Friday afternoon. The plan was to meet Laura (with the perfect rack) at Emilianos at 7pm. As I was driving down, Laura texted me and told me her bus from Monterrey was an hour late and that she would see me there at 8pm. I started asking myself on the way down if I really wanted to set foot in Laredo. Those bad vibes that I get that usually come true hit me hard. As a result, I decided to head down to Acuna instead. I got to thinking about how much of a cold hearted person Laura is. How she is practically devoid of any social skills including never asking how I am doing or even saying hi when we text and converse. That helped me make my decision as well. I didn't tell Laura that I wasn't coming down, which, as you can imagine resulted in a couple of texts from her laced with a variety of profanity. But after the way she has treated me, I got a kick out of standing her up.

Got down to Acuna at about 8pm and checked into a room at the Bar Rio. As I mentioned previously, the rooms are great and they are only $25 a night. I spent most of the night hanging out and dancing with Candy, who used to work at Danash in NLBT and is hot and funner than hell. Like an idiot, after drinking copious amounts of cerveza, Candy talked me into doing several tequila shots. The next thing I remember is that it was 5am and I was in the bed by myself having to vomit big time. I walked over to Hunter's to see if they had any coffee. Much to my amazement (it was around 9am) one of the workers just made a pot of coffee and gave me a big cupful. And also much to my amazement, they didn't charge me a dime. Remember, Hunter's is the biggest ripoff establishment on the frontera. $4 for a beer and $8 for a mixed drink. Just absolute ridiculous idiotic prices. As I am drinking my coffee, a girl walks over and sits by me. She told me I hung out with her for awhile the previous night. Nice cute little girl. I asked her if she would like to go downtown to get something to eat and she said she was hungry and would be happy to go with me. So we get downtown at a restaurant called Cazuelas and we both had some juevos rancheros. Pretty good food. We next went over to the Corona Club and had a couple of clamato preparados to help with the cruda. After that, we started walking downtown. We went into a couple of shops and shoe stores and like a fool, I bought her some shoes and a dress. $50 total. By this time she was holding my hand and kissing me like I was her boyfriend. Amazing what a little shopping will do for a woman. So as we are heading back to Hunter's she tells me that she would like to hang out downtown with me Saturday night. Go to Corona Club and a couple of discos. I said ok and we decided to meet at 7:30. Here is where it gets interesting. She comes from her room into the bar 40 minutes late but man did she look fabulous in that dress. Little body and nice rack! Wow. Before she came out, I was hanging out with a new gringo friend that I met. He and I were deciding if we wanted to go downtown and get a bottle to bring back into the room. We were thinking about partying in the room to save some money. So out comes the little flaquita bonita and I tell her how beautiful she looks! She proceeds to tell me it will cost $100 to take her out of the establishment. My friend and I looked at her and said "you got to be kidding?" What a ripoff. This is after I spent the previous night spending about $500 in this friggin rip off joint. I looked at her and told her there is no way I'm going to pay that. She basically got up and left. She didn't say another word to me the entire night! Then, to make matters worse, my friend and I asked several girls how much for todo la noche. Everyone of them said $300. I was sitting next to Esmeralda at this time. She is a little bit older with a beautiful rack. She started defending how much the girls charge. My friend and I were dumbfounded. None of these girls had any business as a result and they sat around all night. I really don't understand these women and this idiot that runs Hunters. I hung out with Candy again and had a great time and got the hell out of dodge this morning, vowing never to come back to Hunter's and give that money grabbing bastard and his girls another dime. Lessons learned gentlemen!

[RikiMichaels]

I was planning on going to Nuevo Laredo Friday afternoon. The plan was to meet Laura (with the perfect rack) at Emilianos at 7pm. As I was driving down, Laura texted me and told me her bus from Monterrey was an hour late and that she would see me there at 8pm. I started asking myself on the way down if I really wanted to set foot in Laredo. Those bad vibes that I get that usually come true hit me hard. As a result, I decided to head down to Acuna instead. I got to thinking about how much of a cold hearted person Laura is. How she is practically devoid of any social skills including never asking how I am doing or even saying hi when we text and converse. That helped me make my decision as well. I didn't tell Laura that I wasn't coming down, which, as you can imagine resulted in a couple of texts from her laced with a variety of profanity. But after the way she has treated me, I got a kick out of standing her up.

Got down to Acuna at about 8pm and checked into a room at the Bar Rio. As I mentioned previously, the rooms are great and they are only $25 a night. I spent most of the night hanging out and dancing with Candy, who used to work at Danash in NLBT and is hot and funner than hell. Like an idiot, after drinking copious amounts of cerveza, Candy talked me into doing several tequila shots. The next thing I remember is that it was 5am and I was in the bed by myself having to vomit big time. I walked over to Hunter's to see if they had any coffee. Much to my amazement (it was around 9am) one of the workers just made a pot of coffee and gave me a big cupful. And also much to my amazement, they didn't charge me a dime. Remember, Hunter's is the biggest ripoff establishment on the frontera. $4 for a beer and $8 for a mixed drink. Just absolute ridiculous idiotic prices. As I am drinking my coffee, a girl walks over and sits by me. She told me I hung out with her for awhile the previous night. Nice cute little girl. I asked her if she would like to go downtown to get something to eat and she said she was hungry and would be happy to go with me. So we get downtown at a restaurant called Cazuelas and we both had some juevos rancheros. Pretty good food. We next went over to the Corona Club and had a couple of clamato preparados to help with the cruda. After that, we started walking downtown. We went into a couple of shops and shoe stores and like a fool, I bought her some shoes and a dress. $50 total. By this time she was holding my hand and kissing me like I was her boyfriend. Amazing what a little shopping will do for a woman. So as we are heading back to Hunter's she tells me that she would like to hang out downtown with me Saturday night. Go to Corona Club and a couple of discos. I said ok and we decided to meet at 7:30. Here is where it gets interesting. She comes from her room into the bar 40 minutes late but man did she look fabulous in that dress. Little body and nice rack! Wow. Before she came out, I was hanging out with a new gringo friend that I met. He and I were deciding if we wanted to go downtown and get a bottle to bring back into the room. We were thinking about partying in the room to save some money. So out comes the little flaquita bonita and I tell her how beautiful she looks! She proceeds to tell me it will cost $100 to take her out of the establishment. My friend and I looked at her and said "you got to be kidding?" What a ripoff. This is after I spent the previous night spending about $500 in this friggin rip off joint. I looked at her and told her there is no way I'm going to pay that. She basically got up and left. She didn't say another word to me the entire night! Then, to make matters worse, my friend and I asked several girls how much for todo la noche. Everyone of them said $300. I was sitting next to Esmeralda at this time. She is a little bit older with a beautiful rack. She started defending how much the girls charge. My friend and I were dumbfounded. None of these girls had any business as a result and they sat around all night. I really don't understand these women and this idiot that runs Hunters. I hung out with Candy again and had a great time and got the hell out of dodge this morning, vowing never to come back to Hunter's and give that money grabbing bastard and his girls another dime. Lessons learned gentlemen!

[Big Poppa II]

I remember the days when there were over fifty women at "El Papagayo" I had the most beautiful and sweet girl in my life at BT about three years ago. Last few times I've been to NL did not come back at night. I do speak the language but NL is too much for me nowadays. I should try Tijuana next time I'm by the border. I get my fix in Manila a few times a year, I like China to but no as cost effective.

Stay safe, BP

[FunMan13]

Bbond, tomorrow I am off to Angeles City and couple of places in China. Will be gone a whole month. Then I have to go to Lareda in early December. I hope the situation in NL will improve but I doubt it. I'll at least find some way to have a drink with you.

RikiMichaels, I may check out Acuna. Will PM you if I do. Hopefully, I can meet up with you.

Thanks all. Be safe.

[Bbond]

Bbond:

What is the lowdown on the Montera reopening? Have you been to the Shamrock lately, and if so, how is it? I know you mentioned in a previous post that la duena from the Blue Fox who operated Shamrock is looking for business there.

I have been told, sometime in December.

[RikiMichaels]

Bbond:

What is the lowdown on the Montera reopening? Have you been to the Shamrock lately, and if so, how is it? I know you mentioned in a previous post that la duena from the Blue Fox who operated Shamrock is looking for business there.

On another note, went to Hunter's in Acuna again last Friday and Saturday night. Had a great time hanging out with two absolute dolls (one used to work at Danash). We stay in one of the rooms in the bar Rio, which is right next door to Hunter's. It is 25 a night and is a great room. Probably heading back there this weekend. Some guy told me that the owner of Hunter's, Tino, would sell the place but is so loyal to his staff that he keeps the place open to keep them employed. I guess he is barely breaking even. He would have more business if he lowered his damn drink prices. $4 for a beer and $8 for a mixed drink. A total ripoff.

[FunMan13]

Bbond,

Have you, Big V and the others considered moving out of NL, like to Reynosa or Acuna where it is safer? At least temporarily until the situation improves?

I fear for your safety, Old Friend!

[Mcklipsch]

I just checked Mapquest, the shortest route to from Corpus Christi to Del Rio is 274. 79 miles-estimated travel time 4 hours 31 minutes. I37 to Pleasanton, Tx 173 from Pleasanton to Hondo, US 90 from Hondo to Del Rio. My truck gets around 14 mpg on the highway, it chupars gas like a Mexicana Puta chupars pene / verga. I really don't want to drive that far for panocha. I will stick with Reynosa BT for now. It is a 152 mile drive to McAllen.

[RikiMichaels]

McKlipsch:

Hunters charges $30 for the room and the bar fee to take the girl is quoted at $100, although they will take $50 which is a total ripoff. The girls charge $100 there. The trick is to take them to Rio where you have your own room and it won't cost you anything or maybe $20. I paid $50 the first night from Hunters to downtown and nothing the second night at Rios. This girl's name is not Ivy. I remember your post about her. I think there were a couple from Danash there the other night. Come on down and we will meet you there. I paid $100 for todo la noche. This girl spoke very good English. Had a tatoo of a fairy on her stomach. I mean to tell you she was all the Danash flaquita bonita quality but with an outstanding personality. My friend and I were commenting on how our girls were nothing compared to those biotches from NL. They were actually polite and complementary, unlike the Laura's of Montera fame.

Hola RikiMichaels, what are panocha prices-a regular session at Hunters & Rio & how much is Hunters/Rio room charge? How much is a TLN-todo la noche at Hunters & Rio? How much was the salida to get the chicas out of the Club? What was your chica's name from Danash / Nuevo Laredo? Did she speak excellent english & was her name possibly Ivy? I have never been to Acuna, it's a long drive from Corpus Christi to Del Rio.

[Mcklipsch]

Hola RikiMichaels, what are panocha prices-a regular session at Hunters & Rio & how much is Hunters/Rio room charge? How much is a TLN-todo la noche with a chica at Hunters & Rio? How much is the salida/exit fee to get a chica out of Hunters/Rio? What was your chica's name from Danash / Nuevo Laredo? Did she speak excellent english & was her name possibly Ivy? I have never been to Acuna, it's a long drive from Corpus Christi to Del Rio.

[RikiMichaels]

Well, after several months of hitting Nuevo Laredo on a weekly basis from San Antonio, my friend and I changed direction this past weekend and headed over to Ciudad Acuna. We left Friday night and arrived about 9pm after waiting what seemed like a lifetime in a taxi waiting at the entrance checkpoint. One thing about Mexico, there is no semblance of organization when it comes to checkpoints. There were several workers sitting around just looking at us in the taxi, while other lanes were moving rapidly. Anyway, after 15 minutes, we were finally waved through. We went to a hotel called San Jorge, which is very old but ok. As is typical of cheap Mexican hotels, there was only a trickle of water pressure in the showers and of course no hot water. What do you expect for $30 a room. We shared a room. As I went to take a shower, there was a gigantic cucaracha above the sink. I mean I have never seen one this big. It must have been 4 inches long. I hit it with my shoe and it fell into the sink. I proceeded to pick it up and throw it in the trash, thinking it was dead.

So off we went to Hunter's Ranch. Got there at about 10pm. Much to our surprise, there were maybe 10 or 12 women in the place and most were pretty darn good looking. After a couple of beers we decided to see if the bar next door, Rio was open. Much to our amazement, it was. We walked in and there were a couple of good looking girls in there. We like this place because the Manager, Miguel is really cool and plays great country and other music. Also, the beers are only $2 each and mixed drinks only $4. This is compared to the ripoff prices of $4 and believe it or not $8 for a mixed drink at friggin Hunters. The drinks for women are a total ripoff of $8 each. We stayed at Rio for a couple of drinks and headed back to Hunters. A little flaquita bonita (using McKlipsch's vernacular) came over and hung out with me, while another cutie hung out with my friend. This girl I was with lives in Nuevo Laredo and says she attends Engineering college there during the week. I looked at her and had this feeling that I had seen her before. Sure enough, she told me she worked in Danash and remembers seeing me there. I mean this girl was hotter than all hell. She left Danash after it recently closed. She was a blast. She wouldn't leave me. We told here we were going back to Rio and she said she didn't want me to leave. As we were walking towards Rio, she told me she couldn't walk over the cobblestone street because her heels were too high. So I carried her across the street. We went to Rio and stayed there about 4 hours. Our two girls then came back with us to our run down hotel and spent the night. Great time!

My girl spent the entire night and we went out and had breakfast the next morning. She left back to her room at Hunters at about noon. My friend and I checked out of our dump hotel at about 4pm, after going across the border to get some money in Del Rio. We cam back and I got a haircut and then we went up and checked into a room at the bar Rio. These rooms are only $25 (helps to know Miguel) and they are totally clean, upscale and awesome. Right next to the bar. Anyway, we got separate rooms, took a nap and headed over to Hunters at about 9pm. I sit down for 5 minutes and my girl from the previous night comes over to hang out again. So we basically repeated what we did Friday night. Its pretty cool to have the hottest looking woman in the place to hang out with.

To summarize, we were pleasantly surprised by the number of quality woman in Acuna. The only downfall is that the damn owner of Hunter's is a total ripoff artist charging what he does for drinks. He is an idiot and doesn't realize that he could have a gold mine if he only adopted the pricing of the Montera for drinks. Your money goes quickly with his idiotic prices. So the trick is to go to Hunter's, make your selection and then head over to the bar Rio. All the girls can work between both places.

And back to that cucaracha. I woke up in the morning and there was a dead cucaracha right in between my girlfriend's and my head. I went into the bathroom and noticed that the cockroach I thought I killed and threw in the trash was gone. Therefore, I can only deduce that that damn thing came back to get me in the middle of the night and I must have killed it when I turned over. The problem is that I have a phobia against cockroaches. I'll never stay at that hotel again.

[Bbond]

Downtown, Wednesday night / Thursday morning about 1:30am. 3 killed in the area of the Cascada bar. Shot from a moving vehicle while walking the in street. Two men and one woman, I have no idea of their identities. The shootings prompted the Laredo police and border patrol to close, temporarily, by blocking it with patrol cars, bridge 1. Thursday night about 10 pm, the only bar open was Emilianos, all others were closed.

[Beavis]

Well this just really sucks. I am just glad that I got to experience Nuevo Laredo in part of its prime. I sure wish I would have kept the Nuevo Laredo Boys Town Army Yahoo group. Those stories would sure be worth reading now just for the memories. I might dig through the archives and copy a bunch of the posts from here just to save as a keepsake. I still was the first one to ever bang Adriana when she first arrived in Boys Town.

[Xfactors]

And the government of Mexico can't and will never be able to stop it.

I think most of the mexican cops along these border towns are too busy looking for gringos to rob and harass, to have any time left over to fight crime.

[Mcklipsch]

What are the odds of the remaining bars in NLBT / La Zona eventually being shut down due to violence / killings like the other bars through out Nuevo Laredo that have been shut down? Seems like the combined Gulf & Sinaloa Cartels have been systematically shutting down the bars in Nuevo Laredo through their guerrilla warfare tactics of hit & run violence / killings. I'm assuming this has to be hurting Los Zetas in their pocket book, assuming that all these bars were paying Los Zetas a cuota / mordida to be in business & operate.