Nuevo Laredo

[Aceite]

Aceite, I doubt you will find the small short spinner type in NL bars these days. They are all short to medium, very fat, sumo wrestling type arms and legs, in which case, you should not try to get the whole bar drunk, but rather, get yourself very, very drunk, so in your altered state, you will then see beautiful small, short spinner type 20-23. Best of luck.

Funman13.

Well I met a couple I liked in BT. But I have long since gotten tired of them. One I met at juaga juega when it was open when I was with one the girls I met in BT and had her join us. Tho girls in NL don't like seem to like to share at all. I assume they think they'll will get more $ by acting possessive. Getting drunk won't help I'm very picky and I might not be as picky drunk as hell but still picky enuf. But I still might come look around anyways. Can't hurt and who knows I might find what I'm looking for by chance.

[FunMan13]

Aceite, I doubt you will find the small short spinner type in NL bars these days. They are all short to medium, very fat, sumo wrestling type arms and legs, in which case, you should not try to get the whole bar drunk, but rather, get yourself very, very drunk, so in your altered state, you will then see beautiful small, short spinner type 20-23. Best of luck.

What are the females like there? I prefer small short spinner type 20-23. Hell at those prices I could get the whole bar drunk. I might come check that scene out. Tho I wouldn't like if tje drinks got poured out.

Funman13.

[FunMan13]

Sorry for the late report. I was in NL on Friday afternoon, March 17, just to meet up with my long lost and found Chica from 2 weeks ago. Let's call her ACE. ACE was waiting at the hotel when I was crossing the bridge. Needless to say, we started immediately. I was still dizzy from the long drive from Houston. In all we spent about 4 hours and finished half a bottle of rum with coke. She then told me that she had to go because her boyfriend has been waiting for her in another hotel the whole time. She had made some family excuses. So I gave her propina and said go. After she left, I rested a bit before going to Montera to meet with Bbond. The bar was packed for a Friday night, the music was way loud, the chicas, ahem, there's none close to doable by our standards. So we both called it a night. I had to leave for San Antonio at 5:30 in the morning. I drove 321 miles each way just to get laid, granted it was a dream super-lay. I was worth it. It was too bad I had to work in San Antonio on the next morning or I would stay another night.

By the way, I am now in Indonesia and Singapore. See my reports in those threads.

Funman13.

[Bbond]

Just wondering if any other bars are open other than Montera & Emilianos these days?

Other than a few locals type places, no.

[Southeast Man]

Just wondering if any other bars are open other than Montera & Emilianos these days?

[Bbond]

What are the females like there? I prefer small short spinner type 20-23. Hell at those prices I could get the whole bar drunk. I might come check that scene out. Tho I wouldn't like if the drinks got poured out.

Short spinners? Not many, but a couple in that age group. Pour them out? Sometimes right on the floor. But watch those girls that the fools buy bucket fulls for, watch them drink 2 sips and invert that bottle into the bucket. I have been handed completely full ficha beers to dispose of for girls.

[HotDogg]

What are the females like there? I prefer small short spinner type 20-23. Hell at those prices I could get the whole bar drunk. I might come check that scene out. Tho I wouldn't like if tje drinks got poured out.

If you have enough of those drinks you'll eventually see what you are looking for.

[Aceite]

I was advised that in the Montera, now, the girl's drinks, when you buy ficha, are 40 pesos for a small beer and 50 for a normal one. For the small beer she gets 20 pesos and for the large beer she gets 20 pesos. You get ripped off. Pay 20 for a 7 ounce beer or 30 for a 12 ounce and she gets 20 pesos to pour it out. Best is to pay her for drinking with you. But that can get complicated. So just continue with the ficha deal. Easy and if you are wise, not that expensive.

What are the females like there? I prefer small short spinner type 20-23. Hell at those prices I could get the whole bar drunk. I might come check that scene out. Tho I wouldn't like if tje drinks got poured out.

[HotDogg]

I was advised that in the Montera, now, the girl's drinks, when you buy ficha, are 40 pesos for a small beer and 50 for a normal one. For the small beer she gets 20 pesos and for the large beer she gets 20 pesos. You get ripped off. Pay 20 for a 7 ounce beer or 30 for a 12 ounce and she gets 20 pesos to pour it out. Best is to pay her for drinking with you. But that can get complicated. So just continue with the ficha deal. Easy and if you are wise, not that expensive.

Can you expand on the you get ripped off part? Is it because one can buy a chica drinks cheaper elsewhere? I think there was a handwritten poster in the bar explaining what's what, but I wasn't paying too much attention to signage. If there's transparency and guys decide to pay, well that's their right.

I solved it by finding a chica who really likes the sauce, almost as much as me. This saves anybody worried about alcohol waste from dumping drinks in dismay. To further solve the problem I simply handed over a small drinking budget and communicated this is it for the night out. This addressed several issues. First, being hit up by her friends. Well that tap got cut off faster than you can say no puedo. Second, the chicklet and flower people got shot down right quick and I didn't have to do it (that alone was worth it). Third, we got back to the room quicker to do what I wanted because she figured whatever wasn't spent on booze was hers. And they are all about lining their pockets, no mistake about it.

As someone who worked in the beer industry for over a decade, I can tell you the ingredients in a 12 oz lager cost about 6 cents US, no matter the brand. Packaging, marketing, and taxes make up the vast majority of brewer cost. The latter of those three is the true rip off. If we can't agree on that then my hope in humanity is sunk.

[Bbond]

I was advised that in the Montera, now, the girl's drinks, when you buy ficha, are 40 pesos for a small beer and 50 for a normal one. For the small beer she gets 20 pesos and for the large beer she gets 20 pesos. You get ripped off. Pay 20 for a 7 ounce beer or 30 for a 12 ounce and she gets 20 pesos to pour it out. Best is to pay her for drinking with you. But that can get complicated. So just continue with the ficha deal. Easy and if you are wise, not that expensive.

[Bbond]

I will be in the Laredo area next week and seek advice on visiting Nuevo Laredo, never been. Having read the forum I believe there may be some interest. I think I understand the basics, have visited other locations, Juarez is my favorite, those massage parlors, rock, anything similar there? BBBJCIM is what I prefer, is that available?

You state that you have read the forum? Nuevo Laredo is not exactly a monger destination like it once was, Boys Town is a shell of it's former. But a guy can have a good time.

[LleyandAtl]

I will be in the Laredo area next week and seek advice on visiting Nuevo Laredo, never been. Having read the forum I believe there may be some interest. I think I understand the basics, have visited other locations, Juarez is my favorite, those massage parlors, rock, anything similar there? BBBJCIM is what I prefer, is that available?

[Bbond]

#2296 wasn't meant as personal info, but I guess the way I framed it was.

If one of my friends, and I am talking girls in the Montera are soaking you. And ask me for help. She is going to get the help. Not you. I love making them money. And they show appreciation. Oh my god to they. But you come with money to throw away. Ok. I'll help them take you. Know how many ficha drinks I have disposed of for the girls. Numerous. Numerous. And. Buy them a bucket. God how foolish. They drink 1/4 of the beer and dump the rest in the bucket. Really it's funny. Really it is.

[Bbond]

#2296 wasn't meant as personal info, but I guess the way I framed it was.

For whatever, they didn't like it. Support the site. I try to. But it is difficult. After 1300+ posts I am moderated. Because of the same deal. I let slip some personal info. OK. Whatever. Chicken shit is chicken shit. A ho is a ho is a ho. Treat her as such. She doesn't give a shit about you. Your money is the only thing she is after. What you pay $1100 dollars for I get for $25. So have at it.

[HotDogg]

I reference post #2296. Sharing personal info, in public posts, is not allowed. PM's solve that problem.

#2296 wasn't meant as personal info, but I guess the way I framed it was.