Reynosa

[Burma Jones]

First, CenTex thanks for the offer. I will definitely be back before the end of the year so will send you a message to see if you are available. Just figured I'd go solo to see if Reynosa and I got along first and to see if my rusty Spanish could work without a pro.

Flew into Harlingen around 1pm and drove over to McAllen to rest and eat in hotel before heading out. I checked the sky at 4pm and there was this large thunderstorm that looked to be directly over Reynosa, which I was hoping for as it was blazing hot at the time. It finally looked to have cleared up around 5pm so hopped in the car and drove down to the parking lot past Whataburger. Thanks for the advice Mitaban. The lot was full so had to wait about 5 minutes for a few people to leave before being allowed to in. Compared to Tijuana, this border crossing seemed very quiet and almost quaint. I only got asked to buy Chicklets once and she even offered to sell them for the quarter I had left from the turnstile.

Once across the bridge, I felt like I had a spotlight above my head. Every cab driver in the area started screaming directly for me to hop in. At least 10-15 guys. I ignored all of them and headed to the first casa I saw which was to the left hand side next to a dentista. The rate was 13. 1 which was the rate I saw at all the other casas around. One of my joys (and probably dumb decisions) is to just walk around in Mexico. I am always fascinated how one block can have 5 feet of sidewalk elevation changes and burned out houses next to a house with security fence, BMW in the drive, and fresh coat of paint. So I walked down Aldama to Boystown. It only took about 15 minutes and kept checking my surroundings so felt safe the whole time. Of course, I don't know who could have missed me as every taxi that passed me gave two honks of the horn even if they had fares or not.

I got to the crossroads and saw the sign for The Lipstick Club. Walked around the corner and found the entrance where I paid the 20 pesos. At first, I was filled with disappointment. Sure I saw the Lipstick to the left but didn't see any girls working at all looking down the paved street. So I headed down the road to the right and into the bar on the corner. I was the only customer inside and ordered a Modella in an effort to cool off (The rain had been farther in the distance than it appeared from McAllen. It was hot and dusty as hell). I would've stuck around for longer but the bartender started up the jukebox with a blasting Marc Anthony song so I took off after my one beer.

Headed out towards the left and down the gravel, dirt street. Most bars were just opening up with the staff throwing water into the street to keep the dust down. When they saw me, they all yelled out "Bud Light!" After a walk around the complete complex, I counted 13 girls available at the time (around 5:45). Since I had made the loop, I stopped in another bar near the front and had a Corona. The female of the house walked in and massaged my sweaty head for about 2 minutes and asked if I would by her a ficha Corona. I agreed but wasn't interested in anything further so downed my drink and got out.

Decided it was time for the first session so headed back down the road that is parallel to the paved on and towards the end, saw a decent looking girl who had a big toothy smile. Asked in my horrible Spanish, how much, time, and offer. She countered with $10 or 100 pesos. 30 minutes, one position. I was positive that she meant $100 not $10 so I tried to discuss math for a while and finally decided that she was asking for $100 and left. Walked over to the paved street and in the doors behind Lipstick, found another girl that I fancied and asked her the same questions. She also offered the same thing but the time was 20 minutes. I couldn't believe they were all asking for $100 so I took out a $10 bill I was saving for the cab and said do you mean this, and she said yes, in fact $10. Man, I felt like an idiot for telling the other girl that $10 was muy mucho and would have to go back and apologize and try to explain the misunderstanding. Anyway, took her up on the offer, she rearranged her fans and did the deed with CBJ, cowgirl, and finishing in missionary. I paid 200 pesos for the multiple positions.

I was now pouring sweat and headed back over to the bar on the parallel street and drank a couple of Coronas. The bartender was nice enough to offer several cocktails napkins to sop up my sweat and got an old fan out the back to cool me off. Met a nice fellow gringo (I only saw one other gringo the whole time) who couldn't quite grasp flying in and visiting Boystown just for the day. Finally felt revived enough to continue mongering so headed back to apologize to toothy girl and ask for session. As I entered the street, to the left, a humvee with a Mexican soldier on top manning the huge caliber gun and about 10 foot soldiers were patrolling and checking the dingy area that is to the right of the entrance. Thankfully I was headed away and just acted like it was normal.

When I got to the girl's door, she had an older lady cleaning so her neighbor was sitting on a stoop and caught my eye. She had glasses and was wearing white knee high stockings. We agreed on a 30 minute session with multiple positions for 200 pesos. Once in the room, she seemed pretty distant. I started to get distracted by her glasses bouncing on her nose during cowgirl and her stockings were making me sweat even more by keeping the heat in. We tried several positions including cowgirl, missionary, standing doggy, and standing missionary while she laid on the edge of the bed. I knew I was going to finish so called it quits after about 25 minutes. Paid and couldn't believe it felt cooler outside even though the temp was still around 100. My clothes were drenched.

By now the soldiers had been joined by a second humvee and were right in front of this girl's door. I weaved my way through the 20 soldiers and walked along the back street to get over to the paved section. I guess there were about 30 girls working now (about 7:45pm) and I was still amped up from the last non-completed session so went back to the doors behind Lipstick and found another girl that I fancied. Same offer so in I went. She and I clicked immediately and her room seemed much larger so also felt much cooler which helped. We did all the usual; CBJ, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, mish, and even both standing doggy (which was the clencher). After wards, she even showed me to her back room and let me use her "shower' which was basically a pipe with a switch that pumped cold water through a shower head and into a drain in the floor. That was the best present ever!

She didn't have a towel so I put my cold wet body back into my hot sweaty clothes (ugh, the image) and paid 300 pesos as a thank you for the session and shower. I offered an adios beso and kissed the top of her hand and she laughed and pulled me back to kiss on the lips. Really nice girl! She didn't redress and stayed naked so she hid behind the door when I left. The soldiers were now in front of her door so they had made the loop but since they had been at my location three times, I called the first taxi I saw and caught a ride to the bridge. Paid my $10 taxi fare and $.25 bridge fee. There were three chicks in line for the border with 4 agents working so I breezed through in 10 seconds. Got in the car and headed back to the hotel to take a well deserved proper shower and hang up my drenched stinky clothes. My night was over at 9:30pm.

Thanks for all the advice offered by Mitaban and CenTex. Hopefully we'll meet together down there soon.

[CenTexCrash]

saturday, got on my knees and begged my co-mongerers to take a drive down hwy 83 to mcallen. going there wasn't the problem.

got into rey bt around 1:15, lipstick seemed to be up and running, saw at least 30-35 doorway girls in the complex. ended up with 4 different doorway girls, all hotties. 6 total times. didn't get bothered too much but got bothered a little. one guy told me my co-mongerers i got separated with got picked up by the police, and told me i needed to take a cab to the police station, only to have them materialize 5 minutes later sans cops.

also, being myself sticking out like a sore thumb alot of dudes in their cars shouted "what up gringo!" i've been there here and there but never had that particular attention.

would recommend for mongerers! a definite go-to place.

walking back across the bridge, told border agent we came from laredo to go to boystown. he said "but there's a boystown in nuevo laredo." i broke it down explaining there's 6 girls in nlbt, and 60 girls in reybt. he thought real hard about that one and said this may call for an investigation.

now for laredo peeps, i would like to issue a disclaimer to this voyage: i unintentionally cheated death twice the morning after. hwy 83 in zapata, where all the state's money isn't, mostly around falcon lake, is going thru some major regutting and widening, and for several miles you are committed to one lane and no shoulder room on either side. please be wide awake when driving hwy 83, i personally dozed off and had two oncoming near misses.

aside from that, i got at least one other mongererer convinced that reynosa is the go-to place, and that's some damn good persuasion on my part.

[HectorSanchez]

I had a good trip to reynosa last night. Went with a fellow monger (Excellent guy).

We left at 10. 30 and headed to dynamite which is more of a regular club with a stripper dancing on stage. People just come here to relax and have beer. Not like other strip club where they force you for lap dances, buying chica drinks, etc. Looked more of locals. Was crowded. Girls 5-6/10 except one and she was busy. I did not see any people getting any lap dances. Mostly mexican music.

Next was envida. There was a boxing match amatuer. Just ok.

Girls were 6-8/10. Most girls were not great looking. Waiters and girls would force to buy drinks and dances. Did not like it much. I was quoted 200 US Dollars for a fuck and a girl was 4/10. (You kidding me?). Had a few beers and left this place. Guys be cautious about money you spend here. Seems rip off to me but I am not very sure as I have been here only once.

Next was strip tease. Mostly a regular club. Tranny singing. I saw some good female crowd here. Just regular girls. Didn't know how to approach them.

Next was Lipstick. Actually has better selection of girls. My friend was talking to this girl forever.

Next we checked out door girls. I could easily see 8/10 a bunch of them. Got 5 of them. 20 bucks (Really?). A similar american girl would easily charge 200-300 bucks. No GFE though. Just one position. But who cares. 20 bucks to bang a girl 7-8/10. I will take it. Around 40 door girls. Wow it was booming. And I felt Reynosa BT was actually bigger and better than NL BT. No cops around and no frisking. Plenty of crowd and I felt totally safe. Just 1-2 mile from the border. Will repeat.

My friend had a good time as well. We returned at 6 in the morning. No line. Was in USA in 10 min.

Thanks my dear friend Mitaban for showing me around. The only part of him I did not like was he would not let me pay for his beer. LOL

[CenTexCrash]

I have a weekend trip planned to McAllen the last of July. I have never crossed over to Reynosa and have some general questions that may have been answered in the past but could be out of date. My experiences are mainly in Europe but I was in Tijuana for 3 days in May and walked the whole time never taking a taxi. My plans for safety reasons in Reynosa will involve taking a taxi back and forth this time as I only speak about 10 words of Spanish and get by with hand motions if I cannot understand.

If you feel more secure with strength-by-numbers or need an experiences Navigator, I'll go!

[Burma Jones]

Thanks Mitaban for the quick reply.

You read my mind perfectly. I was going to use Lipstick as a cooling off spot drinking some beers and save all the mongering for the door girls. Seems like the best proposition.

[Mitaban]

I have a weekend trip planned to McAllen the last of July. I have never crossed over to Reynosa and have some general questions that may have been answered in the past but could be out of date. My experiences are mainly in Europe but I was in Tijuana for 3 days in May and walked the whole time never taking a taxi. My plans for safety reasons in Reynosa will involve taking a taxi back and forth this time as I only speak about 10 words of Spanish and get by with hand motions if I cannot understand.

My questions are: If I go to Lipstick and Boystown, is it better to pay with pesos or dollars? Exchange or use an ATM? If exchange, in US or Mexico and if using ATM, is there a safe one close to the border? There should be parking close to the border, is there a secure lot most of you guys use?

Thanks for any suggestions and offers and of course a trip report will follow.

I always pay in pesos. There are plenty of casas de cambio once you get about a mile from the bridge and about all of them are drive thru. They all give about the same exchange rate so I stopped shopping around. After you pass Whataburger about a 1/4 mile on the right hand side there will be a large parking lot after you pass the small shopping strip. I consider it very safe to leave your car. I pay 4. 00 there and I pay 8. 00 in Laredo. Lipstick chica drinks are ridiculously expensive. Plenty of door girls though. Can get 3 door girls for 1 lipstick girl.

[Burma Jones]

I have a weekend trip planned to McAllen the last of July. I have never crossed over to Reynosa and have some general questions that may have been answered in the past but could be out of date. My experiences are mainly in Europe but I was in Tijuana for 3 days in May and walked the whole time never taking a taxi. My plans for safety reasons in Reynosa will involve taking a taxi back and forth this time as I only speak about 10 words of Spanish and get by with hand motions if I cannot understand.

My questions are: If I go to Lipstick and Boystown, is it better to pay with pesos or dollars? Exchange or use an ATM? If exchange, in US or Mexico and if using ATM, is there a safe one close to the border? There should be parking close to the border, is there a secure lot most of you guys use?

Thanks for any suggestions and offers and of course a trip report will follow.

[Xfactors]

Made several more rounds around the Reynosa BT Complex looking for a Flaquita Bonita Door Girl, didn't see any. So I didn't partake of another Door Girl.

A Dude at another Forum that used to live in McAllen & was a Regular Customer at Lipstick told me that Panocha cost $2000 Pesos or $180 Dollars back in 2009/2010. Unfortunately when I made my last trip to Nuevo Laredo Boystown on a Saturday night several weeks ago, Danash had a car bomb explode in front of the club on the previous night, Friday night. Danash is now closed & from what I have heard, they don't have any plans to reopen.

I would be willing to pay the Hot Good Looking Lipstick Chicas NLBT / Danash Rates-$1000 Pesos & a $300 Peso Room Fee. But there is No Way in Hell that I would pay $2000 Pesos or $180 Dollars, this included the Room Fee to Lipstick. Don't know what the break down is, how much the chica actually gets & how much Lipstick charges for their Room Fee. Lipstick chicas have Panocha de Oro & for that amount of Dinero & I will not be partaking of their Panocha de Oro. Too Frickin' Expensive in my Humble Opinion especially for Mexico. The reason for going to Mexico in my opinion is to Fuck Sweet Young Good Looking Mexicanas for a reasonable price.

Damn, no slender door girls in RBT? Sounds like the drug violence is screwing up the panocha scene in Mexico. And Lipstick is sounding like Hunters Club in Acuna. Too damn expensive to have a good time.

[Mcklipsch]

I went to Reynosa BT Saturday night 6/9/2012. It has been a little over a year since I had last visited Reynosa BT. I was going to Reynosa BT on a semi regular basis in 2010/2011. I had the Taxi driver drop me off in front of where all the Taxis park, across the street from Lipstick. I walked into Lipstick, the two Security Dudes at the entrance to Lipstick recognized me. We shook hands and talked / B. S. 'ed a little while. They are Cool Dudes.

Lipstick had the Pacquiao-Bradley Fight / Boxing playing on the TV's. I caught / saw from Round 6 to Round 12-half the Fight. The Judges gave the Fight to Bradley on a Split Decision. Lipstick was slow with not many customers. Drank two Indio Cervezas & left after the fight to check out the Door Girls. The only road that is paved in Reynosa BT is the main road from Lipstick to the Club in the very back corner of Reynosa BT on the same road. I think the name of that Club is Tenampa but not sure, never been inside of the Club. I think I had previously read that someone had posted that all the roads in Reynosa BT had been paved. There were not many Door Girls & the Quality of the Door Girls was mediocre to poor in my opinion. I like Flaquita Bonita Chicas-Pretty Slender Chicas. Finding a Flaquita Bonita Chica / Door Girl at Reynosa BT was like finding a needle in a haystack.

I settled for a semi slender chica named Susanna on the very back street across the street from the closed Stardust Club. Susanna had too many rules-no chupar la chi chis, no chupar la panocha, no playing with her clitoris during sex. Susanna gave a good covered blowjob and the sex was good. But it was hotter than Hell in her room. No AC, she had two fans. I had forgotten how Frickin' Hot it gets in a Door Girl's Room in the Summer without an Air Conditioner. I sweated my ass off during sex & was drenched in sweat. I had a bunch of paper towels and did my best to dry off but I was still drenched in sweat. I was sweating while getting dressed.

Went back to Lipstick & drank some Indio cervezas & cooled off in the air conditioning at Lipstick. It took along time before I completely dried out. Lipstick had a pretty good size crowd late night. There were two groups of chicas alone without men at two different tables at Lipstick. I have seen chicas come in with men before at Lipstick but have never seen chicas alone without men.

Made several more rounds around the Reynosa BT Complex looking for a Flaquita Bonita Door Girl, didn't see any. So I didn't partake of another Door Girl. Went back to Lipstick & drank some more Indio cervezas & a Coke after I quit drinking beer. Lipstick had some Good looking Chicas but the vast majority were average to below average looking. If you like Thick Chicas, Lipstick has them in abundance. I prefer Flaquita Bonita Slender Chicas which were in the minority, not enough Flaquita Bonita Chicas in my opinion. Lipstick Panocha is very expensive.

I have only fucked one chica at Lipstick back in 2007, it was $120 back then. A Dude at another Forum that used to live in McAllen & was a Regular Customer at Lipstick told me that Panocha cost $2000 Pesos or $180 Dollars back in 2009/2010. I went twice to Nuevo Laredo Boystown / Danash in April 2012 & May 2012. Panocha was $130 Dollars or $1300 Pesos. I fucked a Hot 22 year old Flaquita Bonita Chica named Ivy for $1300 Pesos, $1000 Pesos to Ivy & a $300 Peso Room Fee to Danash. Danash used the old 10:1 Exchange Rate. The Exchange Rate at the Cambio in Nuevo Laredo when I exchanged my Dollars to Pesos was 12:6. So $1000 Pesos=$79. 37 to Ivy & the Room Fee of $300 Pesos=$23. 81. Total=$103. 81.

Unfortunately when I made my last trip to Nuevo Laredo Boystown on a Saturday night several weeks ago, Danash had a car bomb explode in front of the club on the previous night, Friday night. Danash is now closed & from what I have heard, they don't have any plans to reopen.

I would be willing to pay the Hot Good Looking Lipstick Chicas NLBT/Danash Rates-$1000 Pesos & a $300 Peso Room Fee. But there is No Way in Hell that I would pay $2000 Pesos or $180 Dollars, this included the Room Fee to Lipstick. Don't know what the break down is, how much the chica actually gets & how much Lipstick charges for their Room Fee. Lipstick chicas have Panocha de Oro & for that amount of Dinero & I will not be partaking of their Panocha de Oro. Too Frickin' Expensive in my Humble Opinion especially for Mexico. The reason for going to Mexico in my opinion is to Fuck Sweet Young Good Looking Mexicanas for a reasonable price.

[Red Spyder]

I don't believe crossing to Reynosa with my brand new Camaro was the smartest thing I've ever done, but I guess I got lucky and nothing happened. Just went for a quick visit to one of my favorite girls there and hurried back to the safety of the good ol' USA of A. I think I would recommend people use cabs over there, preferebly the ones with a meter. From what the girl told me those work better. I think that's what I'm going to do from now on, unless I get enough cash to buy myself a beat up Honda or something.

By the way, I had been reading the Other Areas thread, how's Nuevo Progreso's night life? I know weekends in the daytime is full of people but I've never been there at night, a bit of a longer drive for me than Reynosa. Any tips about NP?

[CenTexCrash]

Great posts CenTexCrash. Thank you muchly.

What do you think of a daytime solo mission for a gringo?

Great report CenTexCrash. I'm assuming CenTexCrash may be referring to Hotel La Villita in his report here.

If you can take care of yourself, then go for it, but the real party doesn't get started until after 7pm. Just try not to attract the attention of the wrong set of eyes. Other than that, if you're comfortable going alone into a bordertown, you'll be OK.

And yes, that was Hotel La Villita, the preferred hotel of me and my fellow partners in crime.

One thing I totally forgot to mention in my last report: One thing I actually enjoyed about ReyBT vs NLBT was the lack of unwanted guides who invite themselves into your posse. That felt really good. No one bothered me last time out, and I'm more than certain that if a gringo wants to stimulate the local pockets, there's plenty of unofficial guides who'll step up to the plate if asked, but if you're not asking if you already know your ins and outs with Boystowning they won't hound you in Reynosa's BT. That's a major plus.

[Xfactors]

We tried to fake a cab ride to a hotel about 2 blocks down the street from BT, but the cabbie wasn't nibbling that ruse one bit and smelled BT from the very start and charged us the full $10 for an 8 block straight lined trip.

Here's a hotel, Hotel La Villita, that's 2 blocks from BT. When you go to BT, just ask where are the closest decent hotels to BT. They'll know. Below is map and photo of Hotel La Villita. BT is kind of a long walk from Capri. This hotel would be easy.

We need someone here to post a review of Hotel La Villita.

http://wikimapia.org/#lat=26.0964187...5&z=16&l=0&m=h

Great report CenTexCrash. I'm assuming CenTexCrash may be referring to Hotel La Villita in his report here.

[Mex05]

Great posts CenTexCrash. Thank you muchly.

What do you think of a daytime solo mission for a gringo?

[CenTexCrash]

so i'm back. and the weekend getaway to reynosa went pretty damn smoothly. my earlier surveying and sampling from march 2012 was proven to be no fluke in liveliness. zona was up and runnning. and i was ready.

hella lotta doorway girls. i counted at least 30 doorway girls. there wasn't nearly enough of me to go around! i don't know when was the last time i could legally use that phrase in regards to nlbt. met a few who instantly shot up the ranks.

buyer's market. these girls were going by increments of 100 pesos per service, and if they were in the mood, and usually they were (!) they'd throw in one or two positions i didn't initially negotiate but ended up getting served. the majority of the sessions i was quoted 300 pesos for bj, nude, one position. in just about every turnout, i got to personally undress them in a very horned-out male approach, spent some time feeling all over their body, even got some to grind against my skin, got the bj, asked for missionary but ended up getting cowgirl and / or doggy too in a lot of cases.

all of the above mentioned sessions would easily be in the 400-450 range in nlbt for sure unless you really really know the girls on a personal level. unfortunately, some of the reynosa girls made the mistake of quoting me a minimum of 200 pesos for their sessions, and when that was the case i moved to the next one and got the same thing for 100, but usually added 100-300 more anyways.

no muggings, extortions, or attention this time. the closest thing we got were old washed up paisanos telling me that they were really hungry. i motioned to the nearest jukebox and signaled that the music is loud (even though i heard him fine). eventually after 7 attempts they either gave up or found out i was dicking with them and stormed off. there were two 50 year old cops patrolling the area in a golf cart. i laughed.

road rules. for those who have noticed but never heard the backstory about the streets of nlbt, the reason the roads aren't paved isn't from lack of funds, it is because of high volume of pedestrians, the unpaved streets discourage cars from driving more than 5mph. well, sometime these last few weeks, reynosa bt is going against that grain. they've paved the roads. they are asphalt now. unless they're putting in speed bumps, i guarantee there will be at least one car-pedestrian fatality by year's end.

worth going the distance, streets quiet, no violence in the zona centro, boystown within walking distance. great time. trying not to sound pessimistic but geez that hwy 83 from laredo to mcallen just goes on and on and on and on and on for like ever. and i drove long ways to pick up my buddies in laredo. one of their buddies less than two weeks ago a gringo, went from nl to reynosa along mex hwy 2, did 90mph the whole time, hit a few bumps in the road. has to take his car in for a wheel alignment.

so in a nutshell, reynosa's zona rosa aka boystown is hopping alive and well.

[CenTexCrash]

Due to the last couple of NLBT outings just being meh-ish, and swirling rumors that Nuevo Laredo's richter scale is on the rise again, me and what little posse I could round up are going to dive into Reynosa instead. Will post updates and recaps hopefully real real soon!