D. F. Street Scene

[Keen Eye Joe 1]

I'm an American who doesn't speak much Spanish and am near the end of my visit to CDMX. I've been stressing a bit about the required Covid antigen test to fly back to the USA. Unfortunately the folks at my hotel weren't very helpful in assisting me, probably because not many Americans stay there. They sent me to two nearby clinics, but neither of them conduct tests.

So I went back to the hotel and started looking for clinics online. Luckily I discovered a chain of medical laboratories called "Olab" that has a fairly efficient website and performed the test with a minimal amount of fuss.

olab.com.mx

They have labs scattered all around the city and it appears all of them perform rapid antigen tests for Americans and the PCR test for the Canadians. Because I am staying at a hotel in the Zona Rosa, I used the one in Roma Norte on Colima 68 as it was about a 10 minute walk west of the Durango Metrobus stop on the Red #1 line. The price was 719 pesos, but if you have a reservation on either Aeromexico or Delta Airlines you can call an agent and obtain a discount code that cuts the price to 369 pesos.

The representative that assisted me said my results would be ready within 30 minutes and would be sent to my email account. I checked 40 minutes later and the results were there. They also offer a paper copy if you want to drop back by the office. The results are annotated in both English and Spanish.

I checked out streetwalkers in 3 of the 4 major areas (I never made it to Calle Sullivan as it appears to be a late night scene).

Your taste may vary, but I thought the hottest SW were on Calzada de Tlalpan between the Viaducto-Xola-Villa de Cortes stations on the west side of the road. Just about every one was dressed to kill. Unfortunately many had baby bellies and plastered their faces with tons of cosmetics. The sidewalk is easy to navigate but it's a long walk between those stations. Don't bother looking north of Viaducto station, as that's where I found the chicks with dicks.

I walked the route between the Pino Suarez metro station and the La Merced market numerous times during the day. There's a fair amount of eye candy there and I was certainly tempted, but reports on this forum about guys getting shaken down by rogue cops caused me to not pull the trigger.

I ended up doing all my "work" in the Puente de Alvarado area. There are a lot of trans SW in the area, so beware. But the best looking gals are on this route: Starting on Alvarado, head north on Calle Zaragosa, then east on Orosco why Berra, then south on Calle Guerrero. In the afternoons there are around 10-15 ladies, with a significant number looking good to my eyes.

The most expensive one I took was a hottie who wanted 600 pesos and then tried to hit me up for another 300 in the room for "servicio completo". She had long legs, high shoes, a short dress, and a cute face, but the service was a bit "meh", nothing special. No BBBJ and the kissing was limited, as I think she didn't want to mess up her make up. Similar experiences with the other two beauties I found in the area. They were hot, I was turned on, but they weren't "into it", maybe because I'm old enough to be their grandfather, haha.

I know a lot of you guys are repulsed by the older gals (around 40 years old), but my God I found some amazing performers, mainly from 3 places: The covered seating area southwest of the intersection of Avenue Paseo de Reforma and Avenue Hidalgo, on the benches in Jardin de San Fernando park and on Calle San Fernando, and also in the area around the Revolucion Metro station on the north side of Alvarado.

I did 7 of them, and all except 1 quoted 300 pesos for complete service with no upcharges. A lot of the ladies wore stockings, if you're into that fetish. Short time hotels ranged from 100-150 pesos and were acceptable, especially when compared to the usual Philippine shithole short-time hotels where I normally do the deed.

Only 2 provided BBBJs, but each one was a superb kisser. I've been with service providers in many parts of the world, and each were among the best kissers I've ever had. They seemed to genuinely want to please me, but a couple of them climaxed before I did, which took away a bit of their fun.

Mexico City is a wonderful and vibrant city, and there's quite a bit to do and see in the area. I'm sure glad I visited. But it's a mediocre sex destination, especially since there are no casas or strip joints and unfortunately I'm not really into internet escorts.

[ElPapi]

The first escort pool party is Angeles & Demonios on April 17. I wish I could attend. Message me with your WhatsApp # and I will forward to you the promo video.

Hi Juan,

You inbox is full. I tried sending you a PM but got the msg of exceeding msgs.

[Juan Carter]

The first escort pool party is Angeles & Demonios on April 17. I wish I could attend. Message me with your WhatsApp # and I will forward to you the promo video.

[Juan Carter]

Great report by Keen Eye Joe 1! No more escorts! Anyway, I think paying is legal, am I right?

KeenEyeJoe didn't pay a fine, he paid a shakedown. I well understand the temptation to cave in. I paid the mordida once myself in my younger days. If you hold firm and insist on paying whatever fine to the judge, they will not run you in. Soliciting and paying a prostitute is not illegal in CDMX. Soliciting a civilian is illegal but the girl herself would have to press charges.

[Questner]

Great report by Keen Eye Joe 1! No more escorts! Anyway, I think paying is legal, am I right?

[MiamiSammy]

I arrived here on Saturday morning and am staying in the Zona Rosa district. I love streetwalkers much more than escorts because it's essential for me to see the goods before I buy. Plus I love gazing at the mini dresses and elevated heels. So my report won't be of much use to the escort crowd.

Here are some of my impressions after 3 days here.

1. The elevation here is around 7,400 feet. I'm a 62 year old guy in fairly good shape, but was surprised how fatigued I get after walking a significant distance. It has not helped my libido, either, haha.

2. I've walked around the Zona Rosa in the evenings and have not seen one sign of any streetwalkers. The area is safe and pleasant, but there's no evidence of local action. Zona Rosa (pink zone) has no similarities to Zona Rojo (red zone).

3. If you're going to take public transport, I highly recommend the Metrobus instead of the Metro (underground). The Metrobus is clean and efficient and I have not found it to be overly crowded. It can get you where you need to go quite easily once you figure out the routes (which can be quite confusing), except from Zona Rosa to the Historical District. I rode the subway on Sunday from Insurgentes station to Pino Suarez station and it was packed to the gills. With Covid numbers still running relatively high here, I'm going to stay above ground for the rest of the trip.

4. Before coming here, I diligently reviewed this forum back a few years and gleaned some great info. I really don't have a whole lot to add to what's already been written. Many thanks to all the contributors.

My level of Spanish language knowledge is pretty limited. I wish now I would have studied harder in high school Espanol class. Unlike in most of Europe and Asia, there are few signs in English and it's rare to find someone outside of the hotels who can converse in English. Of course it makes conversing with the street girls pretty difficult, so I've learned a few essential phrases. "Cuanto cuesta" = how much does it cost. Mamada = blow job. "Cuanto tiempo" = how much time. "Donde esta hotel" = where is the hotel. So far, so good.

Unlike in Tijuana where a lot of girls grab my arm and say sweet things, streetwalkers here tend to ignore me as I pass by. Maybe it's because they aren't used to seeing light-skinned and blue-eyed foreigners as customers and therefore are indifferent to us.

5. I went looking for the "Walmart Buenavista" girls on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Never saw any out during the day, but they started showing up tonight at around 6 pm. At that time there were around 6 girls out, waiting for customers driving by in cars. All were in their 20's in age and looked pretty good to me.

6. Both the north and south sides of Puente Alvarado and the neighborhood streets have lots of action. The best looking ladies by far appear to come out after 5 pm on the south side of the road, between calles Arizipe and Rosales. There were a couple of real lookers dressed in black thigh high boots and skin tight minidresses. By 5 pm today I was pretty darned tired and didn't have the energy to pop. I'll save my strength for a crack at one of them this weekend.

Another place with really hot looking daytime gals is the stretch of Calle Guerrero between Alvarado and Orozco why Berra opposite the Jardin de San Fernando park. If you're looking for a crack ho-type gal, this park is where you need to go. I learned to give it a wide detour.

The other streets radiating north and south from Alvarado have action, but the daytime quality is relatively low in comparison. Look out for the transgenders on Orozco why Berra between Calle Zaragoza and Juan Aldama.

7. The Ramada on Avenida Puente de Alvarado is the nearest nice hotel to the best local street action. I wish I had booked a room there instead.

8. On Sunday I made the stroll on Calle Plaza de San Pablo between the Pino Suarez subway station and the La Merced market, and then headed north on the west side of Calle Circunvalacion. It is definitely as advertised here. There are some real hot looking young streetwalkers out there, along with a lot of hags. If you can't find anyone worth your time, then you're a picky MoFo.

9. Don't bother wasting your time scouting out the western part of Puente de Alvarado. The stretch west of Calle Arizpe to Insurgentes Norte is mainly populated by tired old hags over the age of 45. If they are your thing, they hang out at all areas along the south side of Alvarado, and also on the north side right around the Revolucion subway station. Another drawback is they are ripping up the sidewalks along both sides of Alvarado west of Arizpe, which makes walking a real chore.

10. I got the impression from reading the forum that service levels with the young hot babes was going to be somewhat mechanical and possibly disappointing. I really wanted a BBBJ so I decided to see if an old broad could give me the level of service I desired.

I was not disappointed. I forget the lady's name, but she was hanging out right outside the Revolucion subway station on the north side of Alvarado. Around 50 years old, short, dark skin, short black hair, fairly chubby. Wearing a blue mini dress, black stockings, and black 4 inch clunky sandal heels. She was standing in the shaded wall of the station along with some civilians, so I also hopped out of the shade, stood by her, and waited for her to initiate contact.

She said she was willing to kiss and give a blow job. Price was 300 pesos, room was 125, so we headed across the street to the local love hotel. The forum prepared me for the upsell for additional services and I was not surprised when it came after we were naked and laying on the bed. Of course I could not understand what she was saying, but I interpreted she wanted an additional 300 pesos for me to receive the full benefit of her services. Oh well, I was not in a position to negotiate, so I paid and then we were off to the races.

To make a long story short, she was a fantastic kisser with lots of tongue. We must have kissed for 10 minutes before I motioned I wanted the BJ. The uncovered blow job was slow, slurpy, and superb. Her kitty was nice and tight, hard to believe she had 3 kids. At my request, she kept her heels on while we did the deed. Missionary, doggie, and cowgirl positions were all offered and accepted.

Amazingly, she was going to let me enter her canal without a condom. Maybe she was old enough to have already gone through menopause, haha. But I stopped her from sticking the head of my cock inside her pussy because I refuse to go bareback. It took one case of chlamydia in Manila to get me to change my ways.

Damn, the service was outstanding. But tomorrow I think I'll head to Calzada de Tlalpan to check out the street action, then return to Calle San Pedro on Friday. I'm ready for a hot and sexy 20-25 year old to make my day.

Stick to the beaten path in DF and elsewhere in Mexico. I'm a fan of SW's as well, and it cost me almost $500 about two years ago. Prostitution is legal, but paying for sex isn't, per se. I was near El Centro Market and had been cruising for a bit, making a selection. When I made my pick I had to follow about ten yards behind her to a hotel about four blocks from her spot- decent place, actually. We do our thing, and I head out for the Metro and my hotel. The metro was another 5-6 blocks away, and as I was just about to go through the gates a female cop in uniform pulls me aside, then a couple undercovers flank her. They say they have me on video and I have to go to the main station- you know the drill. Had I not been doing exactly what they said and certainly could have been caught on camera I would have fought it, but at that point I just wanted gone. They ended up walking me to an ATM to pay my "fine". I have no doubt it was all a sham, but when you're in that situation, whaddayagonna do? I could have called in a pair of top shelf twins to my hotel room AND liquored them up for what it ended up costing me chasing a $20 piece of skank.

Just sayin'.

[Keen Eye Joe 1]

I arrived here on Saturday morning and am staying in the Zona Rosa district. I love streetwalkers much more than escorts because it's essential for me to see the goods before I buy. Plus I love gazing at the mini dresses and elevated heels. So my report won't be of much use to the escort crowd.

Here are some of my impressions after 3 days here.

1. The elevation here is around 7,400 feet. I'm a 62 year old guy in fairly good shape, but was surprised how fatigued I get after walking a significant distance. It has not helped my libido, either, haha.

2. I've walked around the Zona Rosa in the evenings and have not seen one sign of any streetwalkers. The area is safe and pleasant, but there's no evidence of local action. Zona Rosa (pink zone) has no similarities to Zona Rojo (red zone).

3. If you're going to take public transport, I highly recommend the Metrobus instead of the Metro (underground). The Metrobus is clean and efficient and I have not found it to be overly crowded. It can get you where you need to go quite easily once you figure out the routes (which can be quite confusing), except from Zona Rosa to the Historical District. I rode the subway on Sunday from Insurgentes station to Pino Suarez station and it was packed to the gills. With Covid numbers still running relatively high here, I'm going to stay above ground for the rest of the trip.

4. Before coming here, I diligently reviewed this forum back a few years and gleaned some great info. I really don't have a whole lot to add to what's already been written. Many thanks to all the contributors.

My level of Spanish language knowledge is pretty limited. I wish now I would have studied harder in high school Espanol class. Unlike in most of Europe and Asia, there are few signs in English and it's rare to find someone outside of the hotels who can converse in English. Of course it makes conversing with the street girls pretty difficult, so I've learned a few essential phrases. "Cuanto cuesta" = how much does it cost. Mamada = blow job. "Cuanto tiempo" = how much time. "Donde esta hotel" = where is the hotel. So far, so good.

Unlike in Tijuana where a lot of girls grab my arm and say sweet things, streetwalkers here tend to ignore me as I pass by. Maybe it's because they aren't used to seeing light-skinned and blue-eyed foreigners as customers and therefore are indifferent to us.

5. I went looking for the "Walmart Buenavista" girls on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Never saw any out during the day, but they started showing up tonight at around 6 pm. At that time there were around 6 girls out, waiting for customers driving by in cars. All were in their 20's in age and looked pretty good to me.

6. Both the north and south sides of Puente Alvarado and the neighborhood streets have lots of action. The best looking ladies by far appear to come out after 5 pm on the south side of the road, between calles Arizipe and Rosales. There were a couple of real lookers dressed in black thigh high boots and skin tight minidresses. By 5 pm today I was pretty darned tired and didn't have the energy to pop. I'll save my strength for a crack at one of them this weekend.

Another place with really hot looking daytime gals is the stretch of Calle Guerrero between Alvarado and Orozco why Berra opposite the Jardin de San Fernando park. If you're looking for a crack ho-type gal, this park is where you need to go. I learned to give it a wide detour.

The other streets radiating north and south from Alvarado have action, but the daytime quality is relatively low in comparison. Look out for the transgenders on Orozco why Berra between Calle Zaragoza and Juan Aldama.

7. The Ramada on Avenida Puente de Alvarado is the nearest nice hotel to the best local street action. I wish I had booked a room there instead.

8. On Sunday I made the stroll on Calle Plaza de San Pablo between the Pino Suarez subway station and the La Merced market, and then headed north on the west side of Calle Circunvalacion. It is definitely as advertised here. There are some real hot looking young streetwalkers out there, along with a lot of hags. If you can't find anyone worth your time, then you're a picky MoFo.

9. Don't bother wasting your time scouting out the western part of Puente de Alvarado. The stretch west of Calle Arizpe to Insurgentes Norte is mainly populated by tired old hags over the age of 45. If they are your thing, they hang out at all areas along the south side of Alvarado, and also on the north side right around the Revolucion subway station. Another drawback is they are ripping up the sidewalks along both sides of Alvarado west of Arizpe, which makes walking a real chore.

10. I got the impression from reading the forum that service levels with the young hot babes was going to be somewhat mechanical and possibly disappointing. I really wanted a BBBJ so I decided to see if an old broad could give me the level of service I desired.

I was not disappointed. I forget the lady's name, but she was hanging out right outside the Revolucion subway station on the north side of Alvarado. Around 50 years old, short, dark skin, short black hair, fairly chubby. Wearing a blue mini dress, black stockings, and black 4 inch clunky sandal heels. She was standing in the shaded wall of the station along with some civilians, so I also hopped out of the shade, stood by her, and waited for her to initiate contact.

She said she was willing to kiss and give a blow job. Price was 300 pesos, room was 125, so we headed across the street to the local love hotel. The forum prepared me for the upsell for additional services and I was not surprised when it came after we were naked and laying on the bed. Of course I could not understand what she was saying, but I interpreted she wanted an additional 300 pesos for me to receive the full benefit of her services. Oh well, I was not in a position to negotiate, so I paid and then we were off to the races.

To make a long story short, she was a fantastic kisser with lots of tongue. We must have kissed for 10 minutes before I motioned I wanted the BJ. The uncovered blow job was slow, slurpy, and superb. Her kitty was nice and tight, hard to believe she had 3 kids. At my request, she kept her heels on while we did the deed. Missionary, doggie, and cowgirl positions were all offered and accepted.

Amazingly, she was going to let me enter her canal without a condom. Maybe she was old enough to have already gone through menopause, haha. But I stopped her from sticking the head of my cock inside her pussy because I refuse to go bareback. It took one case of chlamydia in Manila to get me to change my ways.

Damn, the service was outstanding. But tomorrow I think I'll head to Calzada de Tlalpan to check out the street action, then return to Calle San Pedro on Friday. I'm ready for a hot and sexy 20-25 year old to make my day.

[Juan Carter]

Took the newbie Thorazine on the tour early afternoon Tuesday. The count was 108 and Thorazine had a record high count of 26 "doable". He is young and eager. There is at least one block on Circunvalaciand where the girls are now working both sides of the street.

[Juan Carter]

I have only been to the Puente de Alvarado area and there are many fewer girls working the street than in normal times. But I did chat up Estefany across from the Ramada who was extraordinarily attractive. But for the usual BBBJ restriction I might have been tempted. $800 for 1/2 hour including hotel. A few other attractive girls a block north. I haven't been by the Walmart often but have seen none working.

[Juan Carter]

Forgive me for going off topic. Today I encountered a weed street market. There were 40 or 50 vendors of mota and paraphernalia and each wants you to smell his buds. The girl in the photo was selling one gram for $40 pesos ($2 USD) or 3 grams for $100 MXM. One guy was selling at $30 per gram and I suppose there are higher priced strains.

Reforma at Insurgentes Nte.

[BoomerFun]

Hey DrJai. Welcome aboard. The first abbreviation you need to learn is RTFF because if you Read The Fuckin Forum you wouldn't have to ask what SA means. Theres a ton of good info here free for the taking but you got to read it. Its really bad form to ask a question that shows you never read the posts a lot of guys sweated to put up. Theres a bunch of great guys on this board glad to help out with your questions and sharing girls contact info but to do that you need to pony up $25 for a membership so you can get private messages. It'll pay for itself the first time out guaranteed.

Actually till now SA is not in the abbreviations list. I also had hard time to know what is was. So SA refers to a dating website called Seeking Arrangement. To get real benefits from this site, you have to buy membership that cost more than $80 / month.

[AquaWatt]

What is SA?

Hey DrJai. Welcome aboard. The first abbreviation you need to learn is RTFF because if you Read The Fuckin Forum you wouldn't have to ask what SA means. Theres a ton of good info here free for the taking but you got to read it. Its really bad form to ask a question that shows you never read the posts a lot of guys sweated to put up. Theres a bunch of great guys on this board glad to help out with your questions and sharing girls contact info but to do that you need to pony up $25 for a membership so you can get private messages. It'll pay for itself the first time out guaranteed.

[MongerHunger]

The Sex Shop Intenzzo is evidently still going strong as these posted yesterday to its twiter page. At AlvaroObregonMB it is literally at the MetroBus stop Alvero Obregon. A bus stop to the north at Durango on the other side of Insurgents Sur is the Sex Shob Libido. Most of these girls offer hotel service as escorts but I think it is best to test them out first in the cabinas.

I had a good time when I visited Intenzzo. The staff and girls were friendly. Downstairs is a place called Takos. Food was pretty good. It was recommended to me by a chica at Intenzzo.

[Juan Carter]

The Sex Shop Intenzzo is evidently still going strong as these posted yesterday to its twiter page. At AlvaroObregonMB it is literally at the MetroBus stop Alvero Obregon. A bus stop to the north at Durango on the other side of Insurgents Sur is the Sex Shob Libido. Most of these girls offer hotel service as escorts but I think it is best to test them out first in the cabinas.

[DrJai]

I stayed for 45 days in Cdmx and Gosh the pussy in SA is crazy. I was not staying in downtown or near Polanco or Reforma but a bit far away. The quality and quantity of pussy in SA is absolutely mind boggling in SA.

Never used Twitter so no idea but SA was amazing, easy fun simple and I agree the worst pussy is Colombiano and Venezuela local Mexico chicas out of the world and super cheap. Treat them well and there pussy is open 24/7.

Ciao.

What is SA?