Los Algodones (near Yuma)

[Granjefe]

I met up with my wingmen RXracer and Zman for a large time. I am back in at the Green Door. Jorge is so pussy whipped over Mara he can't see straight. Only a few good girls at Green Door that weekend. Hawaii Club still has the best selection and value as you can touchy feelie for one drink at your table. Claudia was totally wasted drunk! Had a great time dudes.

[Granjefe]

Went to Algodones last Saturday around 3:30. First surprise was on entering Algodones. On the Mexican side after walking by the customs booth the first thing I saw was a soldier with an AK47 over his shoulder. Makes you think about going on in! They had also set up a secondary vehicle inspection lane. There were about 8 soldiers manning the post altogether. Did not see any of this type of activity last 2 years ever. Hopefully it is not an indicator of any drug/weapons activity. Though there has been an increase of drug seizures east of Yuma lately. Would hate to see a nice little town ruined.

Went to the Green Door first. Even though the sidewalks were pretty dead for tourists, it was the busiest I have seen it this year. Probably 2/3rds full. Maybe 8 to 10 girls but only 4 really worth considering. Mara, Mariana and two others I saw. One was medium height, medium breasted with nice legs and tight ass. She did go out with one customer while I was there. The other one was just my type. Think Mariana only a couple inches shorter and 20 lbs less. I stayed there about 2 hours (mostly watching college football) and she never left the booth she was sitting in. I am not real forward and usually wait for a girl to at least come and stand near me but this one never moved even though I did some pretty blatant staring at her both from the bar and unnecessary trips to the bathroom. Probably only 4 or 5 girls went upstairs with someone while I was there. Did have a few dancers but quality dropped off after Mara and Mariana.

GeraldoFrancesco, sorry but I did not see your decoration or much of any others for that matter unless they were in the area behind the curtain which I did not try to look in though there was some activity there.

Then went over to Hawaiian. Not as many customers and more of them locals. Much better selection of girls, probably 15 or more. Actually, all but a couple looked pretty good. But in the hour or less I was there I really don't recall any girls going upstairs or going to a private dance. After a bit, I decided to try a private dance with Esmerelda (short, cute, medium build). She was wearing a dress adorned with "Miss Army" on the back. First asked waiter if she spoke English. He said yes. She didn't. Then up to dance room. She took off her dress and bra and immediately asked if I wanted to go arriba for 80$ + room. When I declined she got pretty routine in her dance basically just bouncing up and down on my lap. Did not allow any nipple kissing and was a bit adverse to just having her breasts handled. Never did take off her panties. Definitely do not recommend! Admit I may have been a little down from not getting the girl at GD but if she had been a little more 'friendly' and suggested arriba near the end of the dance she might have gotten better luck.

So went back to GD for one last drink for about 45+ minutes. Cute thing was still in her booth although she did go in back and bring her BF? Out for 10 minutes or so. The other one was back and sitting just in front of the booths with a couple of other girls. Again no success with heavy looking at either one. Both seemed to be more interested in texting on their cell phones. That was how I noticed the cute little one to start with (from the glow of the cell phone on her face). Oh well, maybe next time.

So said to hell with it and headed home. More surprises! They are now using the new building. It looks like in the near future they will be able to automatically scan passport cards. But for now manual inspection and then exit to right to go around new buildings and old stuff and exit about halfway between the old cross walk and the parking lot exit. I swear it seemed like I walked 3 blocks to get out of there. Some additional signage and lighting would be a great help.

Sorry for such a long report but just wanted to cover it all.

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Over 5 years of crossing that border I have never seen a military stand up. Probably they are concerned with weapons and ammo being smuggled into Mexico. You are right, I would hate to see this laid back little border town turn Mexican corruption Inc.

I spent Sunday night (20th) at the Pemex motel for $25. And all was good there. The Hawaii club was full of local Mexicans with little money to spend. Plenty of girls working the floor. Three were young "hotties", the rest fair to midland. Since I am a regular at Hawaii I was given outstanding service and respect. I was not physically ready for arriba so I selectively bought drinks for various girls to sit with me. All was good. Many girls told me they could not afford to go home for Christmas this year.

RXracer, I miss placed your phone number. Give me a call, stay in touch please.

[Rxracer]

As far as the border crossing, on foot I don't think it would be very busy. Especially in the afternoon. By car could be another story as it appears to be a bit more traffic that way lately.

[Rxracer]

Thinking of stopping by on December 24. Will any of the clubs be open during the afternoon? I hear the border crossing back into the US can take several hours during the winter. Any thoughts?

I would expect the clubs in Algodones to be open but the selection will be limited and low grade I am sure. A couple of years ago I even went down on Christmas day just to check that out for the hell of it. Green door was open but had only 1 girl rated 5 at best there. Not sure about Hawaiian.

[Pro Golf]

Thinking of stopping by on December 24. Will any of the clubs be open during the afternoon? I hear the border crossing back into the US can take several hours during the winter. Any thoughts?

[Rxracer]

Went to Algodones last Saturday around 3:30. First surprise was on entering Algodones. On the Mexican side after walking by the customs booth the first thing I saw was a soldier with an AK47 over his shoulder. Makes you think about going on in! They had also set up a secondary vehicle inspection lane. There were about 8 soldiers manning the post altogether. Did not see any of this type of activity last 2 years ever. Hopefully it is not an indicator of any drug/weapons activity. Though there has been an increase of drug seizures east of Yuma lately. Would hate to see a nice little town ruined.

Went to the Green Door first. Even though the sidewalks were pretty dead for tourists, it was the busiest I have seen it this year. Probably 2/3rds full. Maybe 8 to 10 girls but only 4 really worth considering. Mara, Mariana and two others I saw. One was medium height, medium breasted with nice legs and tight ass. She did go out with one customer while I was there. The other one was just my type. Think Mariana only a couple inches shorter and 20 lbs less. I stayed there about 2 hours (mostly watching college football) and she never left the booth she was sitting in. I am not real forward and usually wait for a girl to at least come and stand near me but this one never moved even though I did some pretty blatant staring at her both from the bar and unnecessary trips to the bathroom. Probably only 4 or 5 girls went upstairs with someone while I was there. Did have a few dancers but quality dropped off after Mara and Mariana.

GeraldoFrancesco, sorry but I did not see your decoration or much of any others for that matter unless they were in the area behind the curtain which I did not try to look in though there was some activity there.

Then went over to Hawaiian. Not as many customers and more of them locals. Much better selection of girls, probably 15 or more. Actually, all but a couple looked pretty good. But in the hour or less I was there I really don't recall any girls going upstairs or going to a private dance. After a bit, I decided to try a private dance with Esmerelda (short, cute, medium build). She was wearing a dress adorned with "Miss Army" on the back. First asked waiter if she spoke English. He said yes. She didn't. Then up to dance room. She took off her dress and bra and immediately asked if I wanted to go arriba for 80$ + room. When I declined she got pretty routine in her dance basically just bouncing up and down on my lap. Did not allow any nipple kissing and was a bit adverse to just having her breasts handled. Never did take off her panties. Definitely do not recommend! Admit I may have been a little down from not getting the girl at GD but if she had been a little more 'friendly' and suggested arriba near the end of the dance she might have gotten better luck.

So went back to GD for one last drink for about 45+ minutes. Cute thing was still in her booth although she did go in back and bring her BF? Out for 10 minutes or so. The other one was back and sitting just in front of the booths with a couple of other girls. Again no success with heavy looking at either one. Both seemed to be more interested in texting on their cell phones. That was how I noticed the cute little one to start with (from the glow of the cell phone on her face). Oh well, maybe next time.

So said to hell with it and headed home. More surprises! They are now using the new building. It looks like in the near future they will be able to automatically scan passport cards. But for now manual inspection and then exit to right to go around new buildings and old stuff and exit about halfway between the old cross walk and the parking lot exit. I swear it seemed like I walked 3 blocks to get out of there. Some additional signage and lighting would be a great help.

Sorry for such a long report but just wanted to cover it all.

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[Geraldofrancisco]

It may interest you visitors to the Green Door where they obtain their decorations. Well one of them came from Estados Unidos, thanks to our friends in Homeland Security. The Border Patrol in their efforts to keep the wetbacks on their side of the fence (What fence?) put up flexible markers along the border just across the road from my house.

Naturally I went to look. These wavy little markers had "Stop, you are illegally crossing an international border." Spanish on one side facing Mexico, English on the side facing Estados Unidos. Amazing! That's going to stop a thrifty, hardworking Mexican from crossing the border?

I did what every red-blooded Mexican would have done. I hefted one out of the ground (being on the Mexican side of the border) and took it home. I couldn't take it to Cambodia with me so I carefully wrapped it in a plastic bag and rode down the the Green Door on my bike.

Inside was our amigo, Amerigo, with his electric drill putting up this and that. I handed it to him and he immediately screwed it to the upright post across the bar. There it is today, I hope.

Now if you think I committed a federal crime, consider that I was on Mexican soil when the sign disappeared. Mexicans don't care about U.S. federal laws as long as it doesn't bother the inflow of dinero. So there it is...

[Granjefe]

It is a crap shoot this time of year. The girls who can afford to take the time off will travel to their home for family holiday (this is very important throughout Latin American). You will find some stray girls stuck in Algodones. But of course they will not be the hotties. Best strategy is get yourself a hotel room for the night and rent a girl to stay with you. Offer no more than $60 as you are doing them a favor. The girls at the Green Door are not allowed to leave that hotel after hours. Hawaii is your best bet amigos.

Happy hunting. Gran Jefe (Yuma, AZ)

[Geraldofrancisco]

Watch out for a big gringa named Mary. She is also known as Heroin Mary and has bad friends. I have two stab wounds to show for associating with this woman. I hope they have kicked her out of Mexico and sent her back to Phoenix.

[Geraldofrancisco]

Speaking of Lupita, one Sunday Lupita showed up at my door with her stepsister, Anita. Anita was an absolute knockout, age 42, big breasts, tiny ass, gorgeous face and great hair. She was from Cuidad Juarez and was looking for a husband.

As I had a Thai wife, I wasn't ready for this frontal attack, even when she got rid of Lupita and showed up again dressed to the nines. God, she was ready for some action! I had to tell her I didn't have much dinero and sent her on her way.

If I had known that my Thai wife was more interested in her family than me, I would have taken Anita, fucked her stupid and kept her. But now I am in PR, I can fuck all the pussy I can get. Which reminds me, Sandra at Walgreens is still available, no boyfiends. But I think she has the Virgin Mary complex.

[Geraldofrancisco]

If you should be approached by a petite blonde, very thing named Lupita, beware. She has a drug habit and is said to have AIDS. While she is a poor little thing, she has been in rehab more than once. Let her brothers take care of her. She needs retirement after 25 years in the business.

[Geraldofrancisco]

Los Algodonas is a small town that's true. But the people are friendly and you are safe. There's not the action of Mexicali, TJ, or San Luis but consider that the copshop is just across the street from the Green Door. That's your protection! So quit crying about the poor selection of girls, if you want a better selection, go elsewhere where it's not so safe.

[Geraldofrancisco]

Watch out for little Rosa. She is bad news. Took her home once and she didn't deliver. They should run her out of town!

[Geraldofrancisco]

As a former resident of the pueblo, I recommend staying on that side of the border when enjoying indoor sports. The Central Hotel is close by but there is an unnamed hotel/motel several blocks from the village center. Much nicer, quieter and cheaper.

[Geraldofrancisco]

Yes, there are massage parlors in the pueblo. But all you get is a massage!