Los Algodones (near Yuma)

[Milkman12]

When does the Green Door or Hawaii Club get started on a typical Thursday or Friday? Are they ever running in the afternoon?

The second time I went (back in March or so) , I met a girl named Anel from San Luis. She is 23 and was definitely the best looking girl there. I negotiated for 60 + the room and she was worth every penny. She tried to kiss but I'm not into kissing prostitutes. She worked all positions nicely for the entire time (about 20-25 min). I got her Facebook and we keep in touch now.

[On Your Face]

The girl can talk into the talking translator and it will say back whatever she says in English. It is bi-directional. No, it is not perfect, you are right. Sometimes it screws up but it does pretty well if you do not speak a word of Spanish like I don't. As far as if the girl is bored, it is not a matter of entertaining her. I am not looking for a mate. I am paying for a service. She is there to make money not be entertained. She is entertaining me.

This may be the attitude and vibe that putoff some of the girls. They don't have a quota and only perform services they are comfortable with. Hawaii isn't a brothel. Learn some basic Spanish, have a few drinks, and smile. Utilize the hosts / waiters for info and occasional translations.

And I'm not sure what is funnier, trying to use a translator device at a Mexican strip club or not knowing that Suzanna (petite girl from Tijauna) speaks good English.

[Granjefe]

New Talent continues to flow through the Hawaii Club. There is no cover charge and beers are only $2. 00. Pole dancers will push their "stuff" in your face for a mere $1. 00 tip, touching is allowed. Weather has cooled down making it an enjoyable trip to sleepy Algodones. Overnight parking is available at the Indian parking lot on the border. Hotel costs are $25. 00 a night at the Pemex station.

[Granjefe]

This little brown girl (Ofelia) will greet you with pleasure. She is an excellent pole dancer and speaks pretty good English as she is college educated.

[Granjefe]

But it isn't all about you. There are two parties to the transaction. So if it isn't entertaining for her, then that might explain why she would do a TLN with someone else, but not with you. You could probably stratify the women into three categories: those who would not do a TLN with someone with no language skills or cultural understanding, those who would do it but would want more money, and those who wouldn't give a shit. Probably the latter category would be the rarest of the three. I mean, it's one thing to have an electronic intermediary for a short conversation and another thing to have one for several hours. Suppose you are in bed together and she is doing X and you want Y. Or she is doing Y really fast and you want her to do Y really slow. Whipping out the bidirectional electronic intermediary will be sort of awkward and she might not be comfortable. You want your woman to be comfortable for best results.

So I see three possible solutions for you: Learn some Spanish, pay more money, or find someone who speaks English (which will normally mean paying more money anyway). Well, I guess #4 would be to have someone else work the translator while you are banging her.

If you speak no Spanish and bring in a middleman to communicate it will always cost you more. In some scenarios it could even lead to be setup for trouble somewhere in the process (like being ripped off). Those Mexicans are famous for being crafty and resourceful.

[Dickhead]

But it isn't all about you. There are two parties to the transaction. So if it isn't entertaining for her, then that might explain why she would do a TLN with someone else, but not with you. You could probably stratify the women into three categories: those who would not do a TLN with someone with no language skills or cultural understanding, those who would do it but would want more money, and those who wouldn't give a shit. Probably the latter category would be the rarest of the three. I mean, it's one thing to have an electronic intermediary for a short conversation and another thing to have one for several hours. Suppose you are in bed together and she is doing X and you want Y. Or she is doing Y really fast and you want her to do Y really slow. Whipping out the bidirectional electronic intermediary will be sort of awkward and she might not be comfortable. You want your woman to be comfortable for best results.

So I see three possible solutions for you: Learn some Spanish, pay more money, or find someone who speaks English (which will normally mean paying more money anyway). Well, I guess #4 would be to have someone else work the translator while you are banging her.

[AmanteDeLatina]

How does a talking translator help you understand what she is saying to you? Don't you think it would be kind of boring for a chica to spend the night with someone she couldn't communicate with? Plus what about words like "por" and "para" and "ser" and "estar" that translate to the exact same word in English but mean two completely different things in Spanish? Or "compromiso" which is one word in Spanish and translates into two VERY different concepts in English?

The girl can talk into the talking translator and it will say back whatever she says in English. It is bi-directional. No, it is not perfect, you are right. Sometimes it screws up but it does pretty well if you do not speak a word of Spanish like I don't. As far as if the girl is bored, it is not a matter of entertaining her. I am not looking for a mate. I am paying for a service. She is there to make money not be entertained. She is entertaining me.

[Dickhead]

Maybe it is because I do not Speak Spanish and I was using an electronic translator to talk to her? If any of you have an iphone or an Android phone (I prefer Android) , make sure you get the Jibbigo application if you do not speak spanish like me. It is a talking translator and I was able to talk to all the girls in Mexico on this trip.

How does a talking translator help you understand what she is saying to you? Don't you think it would be kind of boring for a chica to spend the night with someone she couldn't communicate with? Plus what about words like "por" and "para" and "ser" and "estar" that translate to the exact same word in English but mean two completely different things in Spanish? Or "compromiso" which is one word in Spanish and translates into two VERY different concepts in English?

[Granjefe]

She loves to just play around all night.

[Granjefe]

Ofelia is 89 pounds of flesh and one pound of pussy. She tightened me up Friday night and Saturday morning over in my hotel room. We, ve got about two more weeks of the shitty ma-soon season humidity left as we approach our season down here. Our "A' Team will then return to entertain our desires.

[AmanteDeLatina]

Something I forgot to say in my earlier post that was kind of funny, I went into Club Hawaii wearing a Motley Crue t-shirt. 4 different women all were commenting on my t-shirt and were wanting one. The girl that was with Granjefe asked Granjefe to bring her back a Motley Crue T-Shirt next time he came. I had bought mine at a concert but all concert t-shirts are available on ticketmaster's website. I think next time I go down there I am going to buy about 5 Motley Crue T-shirts and start bartering them for services. LOL. I did not know that Motley Crue was so popular with girls at Mexican strip clubs. I guess Nikki Six, Vince Neal, Mick Mars and Tommy Lee would do quite well if they went there (of course they would probably do quite well everywhere. LOL).

[SanLuisMex]

just a timing thing i bet (previous post not coming back to algo). i live in san luis mexico and drove up to algo sunday about 9pm because i was bored. stopped at hawaiian but only for a minute. they were having an **** club thing going on. went over to green door. within minutes was in a room with emily. cute girl, great bj and good sex. 200 pesos for room 500 pesos for lovely emily. drove back to san luis and finished the night a club tequilla. great way to cap a good labor day weekend.

[AmanteDeLatina]

Granjefe and myself went to Club Hawaii on Friday night 9-2-11. I was a bit disappointed. I am not sure if I will return. There were some very good looking ladies there but none of them seemed to want to deal with me. When I first got there Granjefe was immediately greeted by his friend. Granjefe had great luck there. He seems to do better at that place than I do. He was able to get her to his room for a TLN for a very good rate. I will not spoil all the details on that, I will let Granjefe tell you about that.

The first lady I talked to had a name that began with the letter M but I can not remember her name. I was not really that attracted to her. It was shortly after I first got there and Granjefe's friend "the mayor" was sort of joshing me about getting a girl. I finally succumbed and allowed him to bring this lady over. She was polite and all but I just was not that attracted to her and I really did not want to spend money on something that I was not really going to be fully into. I bought her a couple of drinks and then she left and I never tried to get her back. I then spotted Suzanna who I was very attracted to. I had her brought over and bought her a couple of drinks. I attempted to get her to do an all nighter (a TLN) but she said she did not do those. She offerred to give me full service in the Hawaii Clubs Hotel for $100 plus $20 for their room for an hour. Since I had already paid for the room at the hotel central I really did not want to buy another room so I declined. I have read reports in the past of how Suzanna has done TLN's for other mongers so I am not sure why she did not want my money. Maybe it is because I do not Speak Spanish and I was using an electronic translator to talk to her? If any of you have an iphone or an Android phone (I prefer Android) , make sure you get the Jibbigo application if you do not speak spanish like me. It is a talking translator and I was able to talk to all the girls in Mexico on this trip. It was very helpful. After I gave up on Suzanna I had another girl brought over for a drink that I had tipped quite a bit of money while she was dancing on stage. I can not remember her name but she was repectable looking. I tried to negotiate an all nighter with her but she said she couldn't because she was going to return to Mexicali that night. I then spotted this real good lady that had huge breasts dancing on the stage and I asked her if she would do an all nighter. She said she would for $150 and I agreed. She said that she would come by my room at 3 A. M. I was very hopeful at this point. She ended up being a no show. I had not given her the money yet so I did not lose anything but I was still disappointed. I ended up not getting any action at all in Los Algodones so I left the place a bit disappointed. The next day I went to Mexicali and had a little bit better luck. You can read about my Mexicali adventures in the Mexicali forum. I am not sure if I will return to Algodones now. In the past I had been there and had some good girls but it seems to now have went to hell. The place was nearly dead and the women just seemed to not want to do TLN's. I would like to get Suzanna for a TLN so if anyone on here is in real good terms with her and can arrange that as I have seen from previous posts she has done them before let me know and I will be willing to buy you some drinks or something. You can now go to the Mexicali thread to read about my adventures there.

[Suchafndork]

Just a typical Saturday night at the infamous Hawaii Club. This evening John seems to be entertaining most the girls.

Can you email me the pics you have from the Hawaii club? Who should I see while I'm there?

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Any tips about the place would help, thanks man

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[AmanteDeLatina]

Granjefe and I are going to go to Los Algodones on Friday and spend the night there and then go to Mexicali and spend Saturday night there. Anyone else that lives in the Phoenix area or somewhere in between that wants to go let me know and we can split some gas money. Happy mongering!