Los Algodones (near Yuma)

[Rxracer]

Where would be the closest place to park your vehicle overnight, on the US side?

I believe the parking area north of the exit booth where you pay for day parking is for overnight parking. I seem to recall hearing a price of $20/night. I googled it and came up with phone # 760-XXX-2959. Might try that so you know before you go.

[2nd Chance]

Where would be the closest place to park your vehicle overnight, on the US side?

[Granjefe]

I met up with Z-man and we had a large time at the Hawaii Club. There is some new talent working there which is looking good. Since the economy is still in the crapper you can negotiate affordable pussy there. I am talking $50. Plus the room. Friday night simmered down after 2200 when the border closed. Saturday night was good and the Snowbirds are starting to return to Yuma as the ladies are waiting for an increase in traffic.

[Alan8381]

Hi,

I was in the Hawaiian Club last Friday afternoon. Say between 2:00 & 3:00. Normal local talent. 5-7's. But there were two ladies from Ensenada there. Julie & Monica. Two bad I didn't have time to sew my oats. They were both. Very friendly. Very beautiful. 9+++++ and spoke wonderful English. Monica. Says she is going to be there this weekend. But Julie. Won't be back until next weekend. Monica could pass for an Asian / Mexican. Don't know how the sweetness is. But the outside and personalities. Were golden.

Hope this help any one heading that way.

[Granjefe]

This Friday evening myself Gran Jefe aka "Candyman" and the Z-man will be at the Hawaii Club for the season kickoff. I hear there is some new talent working there and I must do my recon mission "just the facts maam". Will also check out the Green Door for current affairs. We will be spending the night over at the pemex hotel as it is clean and secure. I will file a full report next week.

Happy huntings fellow mongers!!!

[2nd Chance]

Made a trip to Los Algodones and arrived at 530p. Primary goal is to score smokes and grab some local grub. We stopped to get some food before heading to Club Hawaii. I brought my bro to experience Club Hawaii. Eight girls on tap, most 5's but two 8's. Being a I assume it was a quiet night because it was Sunday and only about 6pm when we walked in.

Nothing to report. Slow as usual and only one hottie that caught my eye.

Things are a bit slow right now. Hopefully, more girls will show up soon. As for today, our venture will end here and restart in Mexicali in one hour. Off we go!

[Granjefe]

I am presently finishing a trip here in Medellin and will be back in Yuma next week. The Snowbirds should start arriving in Yuma which creates business in Algodones. This usually attracts new talent at the Hawaii Club. Is Green Door doing any better?

Any Intel is appreciated.

[Granjefe]

What a mess. Why hell, you could have the same thing happen to you anywhere in the world. No Mexicans are not dumb, they just have a fucked up government. Sounds like this gringo was a dumb ass in many ways. Guess his chica did not like that he was sexually abusing the children. What a scumbag for abusing children. To be honest with you I do not blame her for screwing the bastard.

Overall Mexican women are very loyal and do not expect that you give them the world, unlike most American women. Treat them with respect and you generally will have no problem.

Take care

Amigo69

Most Mexican women are good people. This dead dude was certainly a scumbag and not the sharpest pencil in the box!

When dating a Mexicana the gringo must learn to say "no" at times or they will take you to the cleaners. They think we Americans are all rich. Just use common sense down there and don't think with your "little head". Enough Said!

[Amigo69]

What a mess. Why hell, you could have the same thing happen to you anywhere in the world. No Mexicans are not dumb, they just have a fucked up government. Sounds like this gringo was a dumb ass in many ways. Guess his chica did not like that he was sexually abusing the children. What a scumbag for abusing children. To be honest with you I do not blame her for screwing the bastard.

Overall Mexican women are very loyal and do not expect that you give them the world, unlike most American women. Treat them with respect and you generally will have no problem.

Take care

Amigo69

This is a true story of a dumbassed sodbuster from Nebraska who married a hot Mexican chica 15 years ago. Sonny (not his real name) found himself an illegal chica living in Washington State. So he got friendly with her and finally got her to marry him. Well they had two children and were living in Estados Unidos until one day they went into a government office for some paperwork and the federales found out she was illegal. They deported her to Mexico, never mind two American children. So Sonny and esposa moved down to Los Algodonas with their family, another one on the way. Sonny went to work on the American side in Yuma and she took care of house and home. Along comes numero cuatro, a set of four bambinos. Sonny is still doing good, has a job sharpening knives, blades, etc. for the lettuce workers and so on. But Sonny has this thing for kids and soon is messing around with his own two daughters, ages 12 and 6. Where Esmeralda figured this out real quick or not, who knows. But Sonny's health took a turn for the worse. At age 53, he lost all his teeth, had to have a hernia operation and walked like a 70 year old in a matter of two years. He then lost his job in Yuma and was free lancing his "sharpening skills." Esmeralda has to take a job in one of the local dentist office to keep the house and home afloat while Sonny whines around how life is miserable for him. Needless to say, she is pissed off. About that time I left for Cambodia never to return to Los Algodonas. Then this year I called his boss about something unrelated and then I asked how Sonny was doing. His boss said he's dead, died from cirroiss of the liver. Hell, I said, he didn't die from over drinking. His wife Esmeralda had been feeding him arsenic in his pozole soup. It took a while for him to die but when he croaked, the Mexican doctor called it liver failure. They buried him and Esmeralda took all four of those American-made children to the U.S. Consulate in Nogales where she showed them their real American passports. She got Social Security payments for all of them and moved back home to Mechiacoan with her folks where she now lives as a happy and rich widow of a stupid Gringo. So let this be a lesson to all you pussy happy Americanos who think these are stupid people. Don't mess with them!

[Geraldofrancisco]

This is a true story of a dumbassed sodbuster from Nebraska who married a hot Mexican chica 15 years ago. Sonny (not his real name) found himself an illegal chica living in Washington State. So he got friendly with her and finally got her to marry him. Well they had two children and were living in Estados Unidos until one day they went into a government office for some paperwork and the federales found out she was illegal. They deported her to Mexico, never mind two American children. So Sonny and esposa moved down to Los Algodonas with their family, another one on the way. Sonny went to work on the American side in Yuma and she took care of house and home. Along comes numero cuatro, a set of four bambinos. Sonny is still doing good, has a job sharpening knives, blades, etc. for the lettuce workers and so on. But Sonny has this thing for kids and soon is messing around with his own two daughters, ages 12 and 6. Where Esmeralda figured this out real quick or not, who knows. But Sonny's health took a turn for the worse. At age 53, he lost all his teeth, had to have a hernia operation and walked like a 70 year old in a matter of two years. He then lost his job in Yuma and was free lancing his "sharpening skills." Esmeralda has to take a job in one of the local dentist office to keep the house and home afloat while Sonny whines around how life is miserable for him. Needless to say, she is pissed off. About that time I left for Cambodia never to return to Los Algodonas. Then this year I called his boss about something unrelated and then I asked how Sonny was doing. His boss said he's dead, died from cirroiss of the liver. Hell, I said, he didn't die from over drinking. His wife Esmeralda had been feeding him arsenic in his pozole soup. It took a while for him to die but when he croaked, the Mexican doctor called it liver failure. They buried him and Esmeralda took all four of those American-made children to the U.S. Consulate in Nogales where she showed them their real American passports. She got Social Security payments for all of them and moved back home to Mechiacoan with her folks where she now lives as a happy and rich widow of a stupid Gringo. So let this be a lesson to all you pussy happy Americanos who think these are stupid people. Don't mess with them!

[Sal Chicha]

Stopped by Green Door and was greeted by a bunch of men and 3 rather fat ugly women in the place. 4's at best. Moved on to Hawaii club saw a couple cute girls, had one disgusting old hag come by i had to pay her to leave! Not much else a bummer really.

Had the same experience on a Wednesday too. Hawaii was closed so i ended up at green door. Only 2 women in there,one some fat bellied ***** who wanted to fuck. I don't really want to fuck any of these bitches as i'm not at a point in life where i need to pay for snatch,just wanted some dry humping and some cute ***** to fondle my cock and balls for a bit. Definitely avoid these joints Mondady through Wednesday.

[On Your Face]

Stopped by Green Door and was greeted by a bunch of men and 3 rather fat ugly women in the place. 4's at best. Moved on to Hawaii club saw a couple cute girls, had one disgusting old hag come by i had to pay her to leave! Not much else a bummer really.

I wouldn't think you would have much luck in Algodones on a Wedneday during the summer. It seems like many of the attractive chicas don't start arriving until Thursday or Friday for the weekend work.

[Spardelf]

Stopped by Green Door and was greeted by a bunch of men and 3 rather fat ugly women in the place. 4's at best. Moved on to Hawaii club saw a couple cute girls, had one disgusting old hag come by i had to pay her to leave! Not much else a bummer really.

[Granjefe]

So what is going on at the Green Door lately? In all my trips to Algodones, I've never even bothered to go into the Green Door. Is the quality of their chicas approaching that of the Hawaii Club? Quantity?

Green Door used to have the Hotties, but unfortunately the management does not know how to treat a lady. enough said

[On Your Face]

...The Green Door is trying to reinvent itself....

So what is going on at the Green Door lately? In all my trips to Algodones, I've never even bothered to go into the Green Door. Is the quality of their chicas approaching that of the Hawaii Club? Quantity?