Los Algodones (near Yuma)

[Granjefe]

The evening started out a bite boring but got going at 8:30 p.m.

Photos to follow amigos.

[Real Romeo]

Came to Los Algodones for first time last night. Thanks to info from Granjefe and others here, had no trouble finding Hawaii club. Only had time to do one club. Got to Hawaii at around 7:30 pm, saw Maritza, WOW, Amazing body. The other girls there were pretty much a little thicker than I like, but even then, they were mostly still attractive.

I got to meet up with Granjefe, and then I went and spent some time with Maritza. Once she got undressed, I looked at her and actually said "damn" out loud without realizing it. The language barrier was a little bit of a problem, (my fault, as I don't speak alot of spanish) but she was nice, and made sure I was happy. What more could I ask for?

5 minutes after I walked in there was a nice catfight, and almost a stealthy stiletto shanking.

Overall, I have to say my first experience was a good one. 2 hours total time from Yuma to Hawaii club, and back to Yuma, and had a good time. I'll have to go back there soon. Thanks for the info everyone.

Be Safe

[Granjefe]

I will be at the Hawaii Club this Saturday night for another recon mission and some value-meal action.

[Granjefe]

The Hawaii Club is still rocking on Friday and Saturday nights. The quality girls don't arrive until around 6 p.m. for duty. Floor Show gets going then and around 9 p.m. the Mexican crowd arrives. Border closes at 10 p.m. so most gringos leave around 9:45 p.m. If you stay after the border closes you will get a better value with the girls. There are 4 small motels in town charging only $25. a night.

[Granjefe]

Due to the economy, and the snowbirds returning north, Algodones is definitely feeling the crunch. Some new young girls are migrating there from Mexicali.

[Granjefe]

These two sister are kind of nice.

[Granjefe]

A photo from behind some action in Algodones. That was Alexandra at the Green Door. She can be a hot number when she is in the right mood. You all know how the latinas can be.

[Granjefe]

In this pose she is not dolled up because the time is what I mentioned previously as non-peak time. she cleans up real nice para la noches! She takes pride in her dancing, I have not banged her yet but she is on my radar! I should be arriving at the hawaii Clum on Friday night around 1900.

[Zman1]

Hey "Candyman" LOL! I will be there Friday night and Saturday Afternoon. Got a date with that lady We had talked about before. You should try her sometime. Buy ya a beer! See ya!

[Granjefe]

Yes, both the Green Door and the Hawaii Club import girls from all over Mexico to include in the past a few from Panama, Honduras and I actually met a girl last month from an island of Venezuela.

The Hawaii Club has evolved into the place to start in Algodones. So they don't get around to opening the doors until about 11:30 a.m. They give the girls a great deal of autonomy while working there, unlike the Green Door where the girls are enslaved servants.

Jorge is so pussy whipped over Mara he can not see straight anymore! Has any one in this forum ever bang Mara? I know she prefers to dance like Coco did in the past. Hawaii Club usually has a low body count until around 4 p.m. when the professional girls come and look for business. If it is real slow they go back to their rooms to kill time instead of selling their ass for cheaper prices. I know this for a fact.

I live in Yuma round so keep in mind we have finished our season here and the snowbirds have flown north. Now is the to mind a value meal in Algodones.

I will be down there this weekend if anyone needs a wingman. I am known as the "candy man" at the Hawaii Club. It is not hard to find me there.

Keep it out of the dirt fellow mongers!

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[Geraldofrancisco]

So, it has finally happened.

I've mongered for so long and with so many high-quality hos that I have spoiled myself to the fun that could be had in a sleepy little town like Los Algodones. My trip report is as follows:

I visited Thursday night (3/4), arriving around 5PM, parking in the USA lot and walking across the border. That is, by the way, the easiest border entry (and exit) I've ever had. No touts, no other gringos, no problems. There was hardly anyone on the street, for that matter. I will also add that if you cannot find the Green Door or Club Hawaii based on the directions already posted in this forum, then you have no business driving TO Mexico, let alone walking around in it!

I didn't even bother visiting Green Door / Bar Olympico first, as Club Hawaii has been highlighted as the place to B. As I entered, there were quite a few girls working, but there were also a LOT more men than I expected (in groups), and it seemed most of the girls were occupied. I took a seat on a stool at the bar, facing the dance floor and ordered a Tecate. I was only seated a few minutes taking in the scene before me when a few more girls entered the bar, one of them approaching me (to speak to the bartender behind me) and purposefully 'enveloping' me with her fantastic tits while speaking to him. That was nice, but she was a bigger girl than I normally like, and she disappeared almost as quickly as she appeared. I couldn't see the other girls very well due to the lighting, but I really only saw one or two girls that *might* interest me, but that would require a closer inspection.

No girls were dancing currently, but I think that was because a few guys were welding a metal railing in place near the dance floor, which filled the place with smoke, noise and a strobe light effect that you obviously cannot look at without a welder's mask. I endured this scene for a few more minutes before I had to step outside for some fresh air. I was then notified that I couldn't have my bottle of Tecate outside, so I slammed it and handed the empty bottle to one of the maseros.

At this point, somewhat disappointed, I decided to check out the GD and give Hawaii some time to air out, and clear out. As I entered GD there were a few girls sitting near the door, and I took a seat again at a stool at the bar and ordered another Tecate. An unattractive girl was dancing, and as I looked around the bar I didn't really see any girls that appealed to me. You know what I mean. There were simply no girls that just 'popped' for me, giving me that immediate desire and urge to phuck them.

However, after a few minutes, a blond approached the dance floor. She had overdone 'Angelina Jolie' lips, likely good for sucking cock based on my experiences with Flippers, and a pretty good body. Sadly, as she danced and stripped, she exposed several ugly, dark bruises on her ass and thighs. That was a huge turnoff for me, and the remainder of the time I couldn't even look at her. Yuck. As it turns out, this was likely for the best as I discovered that she was the girlfriend of the guy behind the bar. Why the owner/manager/bartender/whatever would want his girl working in this bar is beyond me, but I guess we each get off in our own way.

Not the slightest bit excited by the scene at GD, I finished my beer and headed back to Hawaii. Thankfully, the welders had finished, though the groups of guys there originally had not, and there were now even a few more guys in the 'more private' section of the bar, being mauled by some seemingly semi-attractive girls. I ordered a Sprite as I realized my plans to stay the night in Los Algo with a hot latina were quickly evaporating, and I may need to drive later. Plus, I had spotted a CHP sitting near the exit to the parking lot on my way in, and that tempered my drinking quite a bit.

There were a few more girls who danced while I sat, and one group of guys sitting on the couches right next to the dance floor were having a GREAT time sucking the tits of. And fondling the bodies of. A few of the dancers while feeding them singles, or maybe fives, I have no idea. The girls were pretty into it as well, and I have to admit, one of the fatties dancing almost gave me wood with her performance and I wished I had been sitting there. However, after she finished and walked past me, I realized she was much too 'thick' for my taste, and besides, she now had another guys' spit all over her tits and body. There was another girl who danced, but didn't get into it with the onlookers, and though she was somewhat attractive, again she was just too big for me to get excited about her.

At this point, a much hotter girl came out from behind the curtain in the more 'private' area of the club, and she danced for two songs. Now, I could have fucked her, but I had seen her previously getting it on with the guys behind the curtain with her, and they didn't appear to be leaving anytime soon. So, if you are keeping score at home, it was currently about 15 'barrel-bodied' fatties to one hottie, and I couldn't have the one hottie. Sigh.

After finishing my Sprite and taking a [CodeWord140], I headed back to the GD. Downtrodden and discouraged, I might add. Predictably, the GD was even more lame now than it was when I left. The place had pretty much cleared out, with only the working girls still there. Sadly, NONE were hot. I ordered a diet coke for some caffeine, as I was now SURE I'd be driving later.

One of the girls sitting along the wall towards the back of the bar eventually came up to me and we spoke for a while. This is how I found out about the blond being the gf of the bartender/owner/whatever, and she also told me that the girls there didn't want to work at Hawaii because Hawaii had a drug problem. I suspect there may be some truth to this, but it might also be the case that they just don't let the less attractive (of the already unattractive) girls into Hawaii. I thought for a moment that I saw a few of the girls from the Hawaii enter GD, but I'm not sure. Maybe they mix it up too, as I was doing.

This girl I had been speaking with. Well, woman really as she was no longer young. Told me that she wanted to suck my cock and lick my balls. I told her that I was sure she did as I'm fairly attractive, but that I wasn't the slightest bit turned on by her and that unless she was going to pay ME, I didn't feel like working to fantasize about a hot girl in order to blow my nut. She returned to her friends. I pissed again, then left and returned to my car.

Now, in fairness, let me say the following:

First, don't take anything I've said personally. If you have a favorite chica or novia working at one of these clubs, I'm not calling her out personally. I just didn't find any of the girls at either bar worthy of phucking for $$. As I mentioned when I opened, I'm likely spoiled (and quite possibly retarded), and to each his own, YMMV, and all that jazz.

Also, I do believe that if I was visiting Algo on a different night, with a group of buddies, and planning to stay the night. I could definitely get my party on with some of these girls and reach a point of intoxication where I could have some serious fun with them. Sadly, it just didn't happen on this particular night.

You find what you're looking for in Los Algodonas. And you are not going to find it the first or the second time there. I have had many a good time in the Green Door. The blonde who is the girlfriend of the owner is Mara. I've often wanted to get into her pants. She really freaked out when I rented Margarita from Acapulco for my 63rd birthday. She didn't think I had the dinero for it. Fooled her! The thing about the GD is that they import girls from all over Mexico: Tabasco, Sonora, Tijuana, Mexicali, Mexico City, Guadalajara and so on. So you can visit Mexico without leaving Algodonas! Arriba!

[Geraldofrancisco]

I don't recall seeing any stoplights. !!

Yeah, MCali is definitely more my style, though I've 'worn out my welcome' there for awhile. Latinas are VERY jealous creatures, and can be especially troublesome if they decide to team up. SLuis is not ranked much above Algo for me, though I have had some fun there with a hot little spinner.

As I mentioned, with a diff set of circumstances, I could have fun in Algo.

When did you need a stop light in a pissant town the size of Los Algodonas? Most stop signs (Alto!) are slow down, drive throughs. The town is pretty civilized and you don't need gringo things like stop lights. Perhaps one in the Green Door would be fine for the guys who can't control themselves! Maybe there's one in there already! Someone check and report back!

[Chica Luv]

I don't recall seeing any stoplights. !!

Yeah, MCali is definitely more my style, though I've 'worn out my welcome' there for awhile. Latinas are VERY jealous creatures, and can be especially troublesome if they decide to team up. SLuis is not ranked much above Algo for me, though I have had some fun there with a hot little spinner.

As I mentioned, with a diff set of circumstances, I could have fun in Algo.

EL Fuego
I understand completely what you are saying, and I'm starting to have this same problem in the Nogales clubs. However, I found that I just needed to sort through several gals until I found a couple (from different clubs) that I REALLY enjoyed.

[Granjefe]

I don't recall seeing any stoplights. !!

Yeah, MCali is definitely more my style, though I've 'worn out my welcome' there for awhile. Latinas are VERY jealous creatures, and can be especially troublesome if they decide to team up. SLuis is not ranked much above Algo for me, though I have had some fun there with a hot little spinner.

As I mentioned, with a diff set of circumstances, I could have fun in Algo.

Who needs a stoplight anyway?

[Geraldofrancisco]

I don't recall seeing any stoplights. !!

Yeah, MCali is definitely more my style, though I've 'worn out my welcome' there for awhile. Latinas are VERY jealous creatures, and can be especially troublesome if they decide to team up. SLuis is not ranked much above Algo for me, though I have had some fun there with a hot little spinner.

As I mentioned, with a diff set of circumstances, I could have fun in Algo.

Los Algodonas can be a surprise. When they had the old Hawaiian bar, lots of the girls there freelanced and I took home some well worn but serviceable women for comida y sexo. Yes, there is only one real attraction, the Green Door but it is a lot of fun, especially when the touristos go home in the summer and leave it to us Mexicanos!