So if any of you were to go to Mexicali for a mid day romp, on a Saturday, is there a solid place you would pick first? Approx same price as HC in Algodones? I'm thinking of parking in Calexico, walking across. Just not sure which club to try first? Thanks guys!
Just wanted to correct one item in the report that got auto-corrected wrong, for the directions to Cleopatra, it should read: Head east on Av Francisco I Madero, past Calle "C" and it will be on your right.
Also, as I was leaving Cleopatra's, I saw that there was 4 more girls in the waiting room. Guess I arrived at a bad time.
And to reply to Reinaldo: The ladies beers, she was ordering Tecate Light, was definitely smaller than the ones we have here, but I'm not too sure exact size.
Thanks for taking the time to file a trip report. It's been ages since anyone provided an update on Cleopatra and the 16 de Septiembre hotel. Just to clarify are the ladies beers at Playboy the regular size or are they the small 6 ouncers?
The next bar past Flamingo's is Playboy, only the bouncer was outside, and with a friendly wave directs me in. No cover and, once in I picked a table by the back wall and ordered a coke for cincuenta (50) pesos. There was about 25 guys in the bar and about 10 to 12 girls working. Of the bunch, maybe two were 8's, two 7's and the rest just 4-5 and fat. I see 2 cute chicas sitting in the back of the bar and I decided to ask the waiter to bring over a tight little number dressed in blue. He brings her over and I order a beer for her, ochenta (80) pesos. I try some small talk, but my Spanish sucks. From what I gather, her name is Kendra, she was born in Mexicali and has a 2 year old kid. I try to use the translator on my phone and ugh!, no data roaming. Anyway, 2 beers later I ask if she can do the dance "privada", she says yes "dos cientos" (200). OK, off to the back we go, pay the waitress 200 and close the curtains. She starts dancing reverse to me, and I feeling her all over. She doesn't take off any clothes, but after a while I went and pulled down her panties and started rubbing her shaved pussy. She turns around and pulls up her bra to reveal cute little A size tits and I suck on them a little. Afterwards, back to the table and 2 beers later while I am roaming her thighs, I ask if she can salida. She says no to salida and asks what I want, "sexo? I say yes, and she says yes but aqui (here). She tells me ocho cientos (800), I say seis cientos (600) and she says OK. Off to the back we go again, 200 to the waitress, 600 to the chica. The waitress asks if I need a condom, of course I do; was told 80 for the condom. What? Whatever, paid the 80. We strip, she jerks me off a little, puts on the raincoat and gives a quick CBJ. The little guy was only at half-attention and she inserts me in, doing a little reverse CG grind while I am seated on the bench. Now that the little guy is at full attention, I stand up and put her over the small table and do her doggy. After a couple minutes, I motion her to lie on the bench and I finish mish. Finishing, I stand up and was surprised to see that there was no paper towels in the dispenser. I had to end up stuffing Mr. Sloppy back in my briefs as is. Not feeling all that fresh, I told her I was done for the night and I headed back to take a much needed shower.
The next afternoon, I decided to head out to Cleopatra's Massage. Head east on Av Francisco I Madero, past Calle see and it will be on your right. I walk in, there was a pretty receptionist and in the next room were 2 girls, all medium build. Usually they would be a little heavier that what I would prefer, but one was a little pretty, maybe a 6 and had a nice rack. I also wanted the experience of a massage place, so what the heck, paid 600 pesos for the massage and into the room we went. The room was actually nice, it was clean, had a massage table and a shower. The girl's English was basic but we were able to communicate fine. I was told to take a shower and lie face down. She started with the massage and actually was a good strong massage, definitely worked some kinks out. On the flip, some light massage with teasing, I start caressing that nice round ass. Then she gives me the menu, 600 HJ, 800 BJ, 1000 completo. Opted for completo, she goes out to get a raincoat and after returning, starts to strip. She starts off putting the raincoat on, and after a very thorough CBJ, mounts me for CG. She was actually tight, or had great muscle control; and after a few minutes, she seems to actually enjoy it a little and starts to grind into me. Meanwhile, I am feeling up her big tits, and they seem a little on the tight side. I would more prefer large, soft pillow breasts, that I can really play with. Anyway. After a few minutes in CG, I ask her to switch so I can go mish, which is how I end the session. I return to the hotel and take a rest.
It is now 6 in the evening and I decide to head out to see what I can find. Out the front of the hotel, I hang a left and see a SW 32 yo, a little baby fat, maybe a 5 in looks. Kept walking, near the corner saw another SW, a skinny 4. Turned the corner and as I was passing the 16 de Septiembre Hotel, saw 4 WG's in the stairway leading up to the hotel. 3 of them were 4's and heavy, but one was a solid 7, slim and in mini skirt with high heels. Kept mental note of that and kept walking to the Playboy Club. At the Playboy Club, saw the nice bouncer again. I went in and took a look around, it was busy, but I didn't catch anything really outstanding so I left. I went back to 16 de Septiembre, and now there was another spinner there. Slim, long black hair, short tight outfit and heels. I go talk to her ask her cuanto for una vez and she replies 250. I ask her to go to my hotel, and she says no, aqui and points upstairs. OK, so up the stairs, and she points to the guy behind the counter and says setenta. I hand the guy 70 and he hands me back a condom. I follow the girl to an empty room, looking inside it was a real shit-hole, no bathroom and there was empty condom wrappers on the floor. Anyway, I finish the deed even though the place was giving me the hives. End result: girl was ok, cheap, slim but small rack and she had stretch marks. Also, absolutely no emotion while doing the deed, will not repeat.
OK, so here goes my story. As with any story, it may be a little long-winded, so please excuse that. Also excuse any spelling errors in my Spanish, it is rudimentary at best, and as it is my first time plying the hobby in Mexico, please excuse any rookie mistakes.
It was this past Sunday and I finish most of my work and decide it would be a good time to head out on my trek. I arrive at the Calexico parking lot around 9 pm, park and head into Mexicali, traffic in was pretty light around this time. Once in Mexicali, I hit the cambios and exchange some pesos, rate was around 18.50. Walked a little bit to Hotel la Chinesca, which most members recommended. A Single room was 300 plus 100 deposit for the key and TV remote. Took a quick shower and headed out, it is now 10:30 pm, I remembered that the Playboy Club was just behind the hotel so I just took a stroll around the area. Walking around, ran past a couple of boy-toys and not much anything else. First bar I get to is Flamingo's, and there are about 8 10 Haitians hanging out outside, I kept walking.
The next bar past Flamingo's is Playboy, only the bouncer was outside, and with a friendly wave directs me in. No cover and, once in I picked a table by the back wall and ordered a coke for cincuenta (50) pesos. There was about 25 guys in the bar and about 10 to 12 girls working. Of the bunch, maybe two were 8's, two 7's and the rest just 4-5 and fat. I see 2 cute chicas sitting in the back of the bar and I decided to ask the waiter to bring over a tight little number dressed in blue. He brings her over and I order a beer for her, ochenta (80) pesos. I try some small talk, but my Spanish sucks. From what I gather, her name is Kendra, she was born in Mexicali and has a 2 year old kid. I try to use the translator on my phone and ugh!, no data roaming. Anyway, 2 beers later I ask if she can do the dance "privada", she says yes "dos cientos" (200). OK, off to the back we go, pay the waitress 200 and close the curtains. She starts dancing reverse to me, and I feeling her all over. She doesn't take off any clothes, but after a while I went and pulled down her panties and started rubbing her shaved pussy. She turns around and pulls up her bra to reveal cute little A size tits and I suck on them a little. Afterwards, back to the table and 2 beers later while I am roaming her thighs, I ask if she can salida. She says no to salida and asks what I want, "sexo? I say yes, and she says yes but aqui (here). She tells me ocho cientos (800), I say seis cientos (600) and she says OK. Off to the back we go again, 200 to the waitress, 600 to the chica. The waitress asks if I need a condom, of course I do; was told 80 for the condom. What? Whatever, paid the 80. We strip, she jerks me off a little, puts on the raincoat and gives a quick CBJ. The little guy was only at half-attention and she inserts me in, doing a little reverse CG grind while I am seated on the bench. Now that the little guy is at full attention, I stand up and put her over the small table and do her doggy. After a couple minutes, I motion her to lie on the bench and I finish mish. Finishing, I stand up and was surprised to see that there was no paper towels in the dispenser. I had to end up stuffing Mr. Sloppy back in my briefs as is. Not feeling all that fresh, I told her I was done for the night and I headed back to take a much needed shower.
The next afternoon, I decided to head out to Cleopatra's Massage. Head east on Av Francisco I Madero, past Calle see and it will be on your right. I walk in, there was a pretty receptionist and in the next room were 2 girls, all medium build. Usually they would be a little heavier that what I would prefer, but one was a little pretty, maybe a 6 and had a nice rack. I also wanted the experience of a massage place, so what the heck, paid 600 pesos for the massage and into the room we went. The room was actually nice, it was clean, had a massage table and a shower. The girl's English was basic but we were able to communicate fine. I was told to take a shower and lie face down. She started with the massage and actually was a good strong massage, definitely worked some kinks out. On the flip, some light massage with teasing, I start caressing that nice round ass. Then she gives me the menu, 600 HJ, 800 BJ, 1000 completo. Opted for completo, she goes out to get a raincoat and after returning, starts to strip. She starts off putting the raincoat on, and after a very thorough CBJ, mounts me for CG. She was actually tight, or had great muscle control; and after a few minutes, she seems to actually enjoy it a little and starts to grind into me. Meanwhile, I am feeling up her big tits, and they seem a little on the tight side. I would more prefer large, soft pillow breasts, that I can really play with. Anyway. After a few minutes in CG, I ask her to switch so I can go mish, which is how I end the session. I return to the hotel and take a rest.
It is now 6 in the evening and I decide to head out to see what I can find. Out the front of the hotel, I hang a left and see a SW 32 yo, a little baby fat, maybe a 5 in looks. Kept walking, near the corner saw another SW, a skinny 4. Turned the corner and as I was passing the 16 de Septiembre Hotel, saw 4 WG's in the stairway leading up to the hotel. 3 of them were 4's and heavy, but one was a solid 7, slim and in mini skirt with high heels. Kept mental note of that and kept walking to the Playboy Club. At the Playboy Club, saw the nice bouncer again. I went in and took a look around, it was busy, but I didn't catch anything really outstanding so I left. I went back to 16 de Septiembre, and now there was another spinner there. Slim, long black hair, short tight outfit and heels. I go talk to her ask her cuanto for una vez and she replies 250. I ask her to go to my hotel, and she says no, aqui and points upstairs. OK, so up the stairs, and she points to the guy behind the counter and says setenta. I hand the guy 70 and he hands me back a condom. I follow the girl to an empty room, looking inside it was a real shit-hole, no bathroom and there was empty condom wrappers on the floor. Anyway, I finish the deed even though the place was giving me the hives. End result: girl was ok, cheap, slim but small rack and she had stretch marks. Also, absolutely no emotion while doing the deed, will not repeat.
Again, I had to run back to take a shower, and contemplated whether to return to the Playboy Club. In the end; I didn't like the idea of having to do the deed in a small booth. I decided to pack up and return to my comfortable bed at the Sheraton.
Side note: the 7-Eleven has 3-pack Trojans for 80 pesos, Coke for 12 pesos, and a pack of cigs for 49.
This report was awesome. Did you run into any wall girls at all? The city sounds like an overpriced poor man's Tijuana. I thought the Merced (DF) street providers were below avg. Compared to their Tijuana counterparts but more pricier. Mexico / California has become more racist this decade. I'm on the fence about taking the plunge.
I haven't been in Mexicali for about 10 years but reading the forum I don't see that there have been many changes so I don't think an updated map is necessary. The clubs mentioned, Gato Negro, Playboy. Miau Miau, Bar San Diego, El Establo, Guau Guau among others are the same clubs I frequented then.
Yes, only Fridays, Saturdays and Sunday mornings there. Remember it's a small town. Also, I've been staying at that place for years. Basic, yes.. but always clean in my experience. Sorry if you felt discriminated against. I've had the same feeling in Mexico being white and old.
Next time go to Playboy and ask for Pedro.. Use the word "spiderman," tip him 50 pesos and he'll hook you up.
Thank you for the feedback and advice, it's greatly appreciated. I will be giving Mexicali another shot in the near future and I will definitely do better an negotiating as well. I didn't know what the going rate was so I definitely paid more than I should have.
Sorry to read about your discrimination issues. It happens in Tijuana too for different reasons. Sometimes a girl will all of a sudden decide to be a (female dog) for no reason. I am white by the way.
The dreaded knock on the door is all too common in Tijuana as well. Typical mexican hooker service. Most mexican brothels don't know what it means to treat their customers right. They only care about that moment then cry about not having any business in the future.
The way to do mexican hookers (if you can) is to make a deal with the girl then take her off the premises onto your own turf. Things can still go wrong but at least you get the bar and meseros out of the equation.
I have been to Mexicali twice. There was nothing there that I can't get in Tijuana and there is more to do in Tijuana during the day. Some guys are into it but again making the effort to get out there for the same ol same ol just isn't worth it to me.
Your session in the room should have been the equivalent of $60/80 tops. I would have been furious if they knocked at the 15 minute mark.
The cabbie did recommend El Establo and from this forum I had heard of Bar San Diego, I just didn't get around to checking them out. I might be taking another trip in the near future though and will definitely stop by El Establo.
Thanks for the feedback on the Chinesca. I think most who post here know it is very basic but no one has described it as particularly dirty. So I wonder if they just dropped the ball in this case or if things have taken a turn for the worse. I commend you for keeping your cool when dealing with the racist chica. I suspect few brothers visit Mexicali in comparison with Tijuana who also had issues years ago but now generally don't or at least it's less prevalent. Since you went all the way to GUAU GUAU was there any particular reason you didn't check out Bar San Diego or el Establo?
This is my first post so go easy on me gents. I have been a member for a while on and off and I have mongered in the Philippines, Thailand while in the service and recently Mexico.
Accommodation:
I checked into the Chinesca since I had read that it was chica friendly and if I didn't score anything at a club, I was planning on getting a SW from the front of the hotel as some of you had recommended.
First let me say that the hotel is very very basic at best. The room was pretty dirty and the bathroom smelled like mold, but ohh well, what can you ask for 300 pesos right? After I went to several clubs, which I will discuss later, I went back to the hotel at around 3 AM to find out that there were no street walkers in front or anywhere near. I even walked around the block and didn't spot a single one. I might have read wrong and maybe you guys meant they're only there on weekends?
Yes, only Fridays, Saturdays and Sunday mornings there. Remember it's a small town. Also, I've been staying at that place for years. Basic, yes.. but always clean in my experience. Sorry if you felt discriminated against. I've had the same feeling in Mexico being white and old.
Next time go to Playboy and ask for Pedro.. Use the word "spiderman," tip him 50 pesos and he'll hook you up.
Sorry to hear about your issues. Please be reminded that Mexicali is old school and it may take a few trips for the locals to eye ball you so you prove you are cool and local. I can say that it does pay off in the long run. Keep the faith. Stay away from bars relly close to border. For Rookies. I will say that this is the first time that I heard that Mexicali women are prejudice against black people. Have been going for 30+ years and from my limited experience my bros do well there. The only true color is Mexico is Verde or green.
This is my first post so go easy on me gents. I have been a member for a while on and off and I have mongered in the Philippines, Thailand while in the service and recently Mexico.
Accommodation:
I checked into the Chinesca since I had read that it was chica friendly and if I didn't score anything at a club, I was planning on getting a SW from the front of the hotel as some of you had recommended.
First let me say that the hotel is very very basic at best. The room was pretty dirty and the bathroom smelled like mold, but ohh well, what can you ask for 300 pesos right? After I went to several clubs, which I will discuss later, I went back to the hotel at around 3 AM to find out that there were no street walkers in front or anywhere near. I even walked around the block and didn't spot a single one. I might have read wrong and maybe you guys meant they're only there on weekends?
Club Guau Guau:
Given that it was the night of 15 September, the place was packed with people ready to give "el grito". I'm a black american and although I speak fluent Spanish, I rarely get approached at clubs. I know it's either because the girls assume I don't speak Spanish or because I know a lot of Mexican girls are not fans of dark skin, if you know what I mean. Anyway, there's always a brave soul that decides to talk to me and is pleasantly surprised when she finds out I speak Spanish. So this young girl (I think her stage name was Sarai) sat with me and I bought her a few drinks. She looked she she was high on something and was very very hyper and overly vulgar, not really my taste. So after a few minutes of her insisting that I take her to the room, I told her I had to leave. There was a lot of talent there but most were with what appeared to be locals and regulars. Off to the next bar.
Club Playboy:
This place was considerably smaller than most other bars I had been to and the stage is blocked from several sides with large pillars, not very bright on their part. I sat down for a minute to look at the talent, for the most part, the girls were kind of on the heavy side. I like a girl with a nice round ass and big breasts but these girls were just fat all over. There was only one or two with a decent body but their face was about a solid 4. I got approached and a pretty waitress who asked if I needed company. I said what the hell, so I bought her a drink. It wasn't until she was about to sit down that I noticed what she was covering up with her dress, she was 6 months pregnant. She said she was a dancer but started waiting tables after her belly started to show. I sat there kind of in shock and not sure what to do for a few minutes. I finally excused myself and told her I needed to go and get some sleep. She asked me with a straight face if she could come with me, wtf? I know maybe there's guys out there with that fetish but it's not my thing. On to the next one.
Club Miau Miau:
I had actually been to this one a couple of days prior and well as La Casona. The first time I was there, a waiter who spoke really good English and assumed I didn't know Spanish, got me a table and within minutes brought a girl over. She said Hi and then looked at the waiter and told him "Pero a mi no me gustan LOS negros, me dan asco", for those of you who don't speak it, she said " I don't like blacks, they disgust me". So I politely told her in Spanish, no problem, you don't have to sit with me. She turned bright red and ran away, I don't think I saw her for the rest of the time I was there. A little while later a girl with a tattoo on her ass of a panda holding a heart approached me and I bought her a few drinks. She said her name was Ana but I forgot what she told me her real name was. She was definitely a hustler, judging by the way she was sucking those drinks down, but it was the last club of the night before I went back to the hotel anyway so I didn't care, I had money to burn since I hadn't had much luck anywhere else. After about the fourth drink, she asked me if I wanted to fuck, so I took her upstairs to and shady dark room and did the deed. All in all the damage was 1600 Pesos, which was a little steeper than I expected, or maybe I just got ripped off, you tell me. She was very energetic and liked to kiss, so that was a plus. Although I was a little upset since she said we had 40 minutes and 15 minutes into it, there was already a knock on the door. I told her what that was all about and she said time was almost up. I didn't argue and just finished and left. Overall this bar has a great selection for all tastes but most girls are hardcore pros compared to other bars.
La Casona (two days prior):
Given its proximity to the border, this place is way too expensive. There were only about three other guys beside me in the whole bar on Tuesday night and probably about 10 to 12 girls sitting around and reluctantly taking turns on the stage. I was there for about an hour, drank a couple of beers and left. I said Hi to a couple of girls but was ignored. I was told the girls from there are snobby since they tend to make a lot more money on the weekends than any other bar. Not sure how true that is.
Anyway that's just my quick review of Mexicali. Hope someone will find it helpful.
Thanks for the feedback on the Chinesca. I think most who post here know it is very basic but no one has described it as particularly dirty. So I wonder if they just dropped the ball in this case or if things have taken a turn for the worse. I commend you for keeping your cool when dealing with the racist chica. I suspect few brothers visit Mexicali in comparison with Tijuana who also had issues years ago but now generally don't or at least it's less prevalent. Since you went all the way to GUAU GUAU was there any particular reason you didn't check out Bar San Diego or el Establo?
This is my first post so go easy on me gents. I have been a member for a while on and off and I have mongered in the Philippines, Thailand while in the service and recently Mexico.
Accommodation:
I checked into the Chinesca since I had read that it was chica friendly and if I didn't score anything at a club, I was planning on getting a SW from the front of the hotel as some of you had recommended.
First let me say that the hotel is very very basic at best. The room was pretty dirty and the bathroom smelled like mold, but ohh well, what can you ask for 300 pesos right? After I went to several clubs, which I will discuss later, I went back to the hotel at around 3 AM to find out that there were no street walkers in front or anywhere near. I even walked around the block and didn't spot a single one. I might have read wrong and maybe you guys meant they're only there on weekends?
Club Guau Guau:
Given that it was the night of 15 September, the place was packed with people ready to give "el grito". I'm a black american and although I speak fluent Spanish, I rarely get approached at clubs. I know it's either because the girls assume I don't speak Spanish or because I know a lot of Mexican girls are not fans of dark skin, if you know what I mean. Anyway, there's always a brave soul that decides to talk to me and is pleasantly surprised when she finds out I speak Spanish. So this young girl (I think her stage name was Sarai) sat with me and I bought her a few drinks. She looked she she was high on something and was very very hyper and overly vulgar, not really my taste. So after a few minutes of her insisting that I take her to the room, I told her I had to leave. There was a lot of talent there but most were with what appeared to be locals and regulars. Off to the next bar.
Club Playboy:
This place was considerably smaller than most other bars I had been to and the stage is blocked from several sides with large pillars, not very bright on their part. I sat down for a minute to look at the talent, for the most part, the girls were kind of on the heavy side. I like a girl with a nice round ass and big breasts but these girls were just fat all over. There was only one or two with a decent body but their face was about a solid 4. I got approached and a pretty waitress who asked if I needed company. I said what the hell, so I bought her a drink. It wasn't until she was about to sit down that I noticed what she was covering up with her dress, she was 6 months pregnant. She said she was a dancer but started waiting tables after her belly started to show. I sat there kind of in shock and not sure what to do for a few minutes. I finally excused myself and told her I needed to go and get some sleep. She asked me with a straight face if she could come with me, wtf? I know maybe there's guys out there with that fetish but it's not my thing. On to the next one.
Club Miau Miau:
I had actually been to this one a couple of days prior and well as La Casona. The first time I was there, a waiter who spoke really good English and assumed I didn't know Spanish, got me a table and within minutes brought a girl over. She said Hi and then looked at the waiter and told him "Pero a mi no me gustan LOS negros, me dan asco", for those of you who don't speak it, she said " I don't like blacks, they disgust me". So I politely told her in Spanish, no problem, you don't have to sit with me. She turned bright red and ran away, I don't think I saw her for the rest of the time I was there. A little while later a girl with a tattoo on her ass of a panda holding a heart approached me and I bought her a few drinks. She said her name was Ana but I forgot what she told me her real name was. She was definitely a hustler, judging by the way she was sucking those drinks down, but it was the last club of the night before I went back to the hotel anyway so I didn't care, I had money to burn since I hadn't had much luck anywhere else. After about the fourth drink, she asked me if I wanted to fuck, so I took her upstairs to and shady dark room and did the deed. All in all the damage was 1600 Pesos, which was a little steeper than I expected, or maybe I just got ripped off, you tell me. She was very energetic and liked to kiss, so that was a plus. Although I was a little upset since she said we had 40 minutes and 15 minutes into it, there was already a knock on the door. I told her what that was all about and she said time was almost up. I didn't argue and just finished and left. Overall this bar has a great selection for all tastes but most girls are hardcore pros compared to other bars.
La Casona (two days prior):
Given its proximity to the border, this place is way too expensive. There were only about three other guys beside me in the whole bar on Tuesday night and probably about 10 to 12 girls sitting around and reluctantly taking turns on the stage. I was there for about an hour, drank a couple of beers and left. I said Hi to a couple of girls but was ignored. I was told the girls from there are snobby since they tend to make a lot more money on the weekends than any other bar. Not sure how true that is.
Anyway that's just my quick review of Mexicali. Hope someone will find it helpful.
Sorry to read about your discrimination issues. It happens in Tijuana too for different reasons. Sometimes a girl will all of a sudden decide to be a (female dog) for no reason. I am white by the way.
The dreaded knock on the door is all too common in Tijuana as well. Typical mexican hooker service. Most mexican brothels don't know what it means to treat their customers right. They only care about that moment then cry about not having any business in the future.
The way to do mexican hookers (if you can) is to make a deal with the girl then take her off the premises onto your own turf. Things can still go wrong but at least you get the bar and meseros out of the equation.
I have been to Mexicali twice. There was nothing there that I can't get in Tijuana and there is more to do in Tijuana during the day. Some guys are into it but again making the effort to get out there for the same ol same ol just isn't worth it to me.
Your session in the room should have been the equivalent of $60/80 tops. I would have been furious if they knocked at the 15 minute mark.
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