Mexicali

[Jaimito Cartero]

I went to Bar San Diego a few years back and had a great session with a blonde that I wrote about back then. (I normally have bad luck if I take the nicest girl there!). If it's that crowded (It wasn't too bad when I went, maybe 40% full, lots of girls), then it seems like it's not a deal anymore. I guess I'd rather save up all my workouts and go someplace fun like Costa Rica, Thailand or Argentina. I was in CR for 3 weeks and spent about $190 total on 9 chicas. 7 of the 9 were 19 or 20 years old and had great bodies.

I did like Mexicali a lot better than Tijuana or such. Is this just a busy time of year, or have the gringos overrun it?

[Rico Cafe]

What a dead night Friday was in Mexicali! There were way too many customers and not enough girls to go around!
Started at Miau Miaus and there were a couple of new girls but so many customers we managed to get only a table dance and there was no way anything else could go down. The girls could make plenty of money just doing table and lap dances and had no need to go out to the hotel for less than $200...that was the quote from a good looking new girl there whose name I can't remember (black hair, alabaster white skin, black leather bikini outfit and all the right stuff…mamacita!) but I will report on it again soon because I am going to go back to get her at a time when the market is more buyer friendly.
Bar San Diego was more of the same, not even an open table or booth to sit down at, had to sit at the bar and most of the girls available were overweight and just not worth it, then went to El Stable and there was plenty of girls there but just not very good looking, mostly 5's.
Stopped at Aquarius on the way back to the border and although there was 2 or 3 model quality girls there was so many customers it was impossible to get anything good going. I saw the best looking girl in Mexicali, Barbara ( she is a super amazon looking woman!) she was sitting at a table having drinks with a guy and then the waiter went over and took her away to give someone else a table dance, that’s how busy it was. The girls were making so much money on table and lap dances they didn't need to put out unless it was for big money to make it worth their while.
Oh well it was a seller's market, that’s the way it is sometimes, especially on weekend nights. I'll go back midweek and see if things haven't changed. Another factor is that I think that maybe all of the traveling girls haven't come back from their vacations yet.

[Mexicali Lover]

Hey guys,

It is great that everything is coming back to the way it was.

Rico, we both, Country John and I, want to know about the return of our beloved Sunny, pleaseeeee! Any news?

Best regards,

[Country John]

Hey Rico - glad to see you keeping the dream alive in Mexicali. Wish we had some of thos e fine ladies in TJ. They just don't get any better than Mexicali, I was really spoiled when I last visited.

Is Sunny back? Give her a lick for me man.

Be Safe and BE NICE
Country John

[Rico Cafe]

I managed to sneak over to Miau Miaus last night and I am happy to say that the girls are back in town...WOW!! Many new 8-9 rated girls anxious to make up for the money they lost while vacationing!

I did look for Five but the only guy that I thought might be him didn't turn out to be him.
I stayed for just a beer and had a cutie named Carla latch on to me right away. She was nice lean and slim beauty who got real nasty (in a good way) with me rubbing me and letting me touch her nipples and shaved pussy...she even let me kiss her pussy at the table!!!

But I could tell she was going to be expensive and order a lot of drinks etc. and rather than run up a large tab I decided to bail since I had to get home early and I didn't really want to drink.

I hit Bar San Diego for a quick tap, nice selection available. As was at Miau Miaus the vacation season is over and the girls need to make up for lost income.

I hope to go again tonight and be able to stay out longer so I can relax and maybe hook up with a 9 or a 10 and not worry about how I'm going to feel in the morning.

[Rico Cafe]

Explorer,
I don't have any experience with overnight parking in Calexico since I'm a local and I just drive across if I'm going to spend the night and of course any hotel comes with parking....pick up Mexican Auto Insurance though, cheap and easily purchased on Imperial Avenue at several places.
If you check my previous reports on hotels and directions you can get a feel for this.
On the other hand if you want to leave your car overnight in Calexico there are a couple of parking lots in the Yellow Pages that sound like they are close by the border entrance although I can't vouch for them. Here are there listings so you can call and ask them about it.

Calexico Parking & Storage
465 W 2nd Street 760-357-2477

Double AA parking
201 W 2nd St. 760-357-3213

Good luck
Rico

[Explorer8939]

OK, let me try the question this way: if you were going to stay in Mexicali for more than 24 hours, is there an off-street parking lot in Calexico where you could park your car so that it doesn't get towed?

I am not crazy about leaving my car on the street overnight, since no amount of coins that I could put in the meter when leaving Calexico would give me time on the meter the next morning, and I sure as hell don't want to get up at 7 am in Mexicali to rush across the border to collect my car before I get a parking ticket.

[Rico Cafe]

Explorer,
You can park right across the street from the border entrance in any open parking space, make sure to put money in the parking meter or you will get a ticket, they are vigilant. After 6 pm the parking is free.
In front of Jack in The Box or any of the small shops right across from the border crossing is fine or even further east towards the Sam Ellis store is also safe. There is a lot of foot traffic most of the day and evening so just walk around like you know what you're doing.
Between Border Patrol, Calexico PD, and private security there is a lot of L.E. around there so as long as you aren't parking in a dark alley at 2 in the morning and are blathering drunk you should be OK.
Rico

[Rico Cafe]

Five,
Further to my last posting you should know that Miau Miaus, Bar San Diego and Cleopatrias are all up and running by 6 pm on weekdays, actually Cleopatras by 11 am.
Saturdays they are open at 3:30
The other places don't get going until after 9 on any day. They all close arond 2-4 am (except Cleopatras) depending on the night and the crowd.
Add another good strip place, Madonas which is right around the corner from Miau Miaus, also a late night place.
If you want to make an early night of it Miau Miaus and Bar San Diego are there for you.
I'll be looking for your report!

[Explorer8939]

Where to park your car in Calexico that is both in walking distance of the border and safe?

[Rico Cafe]

Five,
Sorry, I can't guarantee that I would be available Thursday night but if you will read my previous reports you will do just fine.
I would recommend that you walk across the border, go through the tunnel which goes under the street the cars drive into Mexicali on and take the first set of stairs up on your left. This will put you on the other side of the street where all of the cars are driving into Mexicali. There will be several taxis there, have one take you to Miau Miaus (pronounced meow meow). There you will find 15-25 ladies doing full strip, the service is great and the drinks are top shelf.
You can buy girls drinks to sit with you and buy either table or lap dances. Of course this adds up at $7 per drink, $12 for a table dance and $20 for a back room lap dance. This is on top of your own tab.
If you and the girl click you can negotiate for her to join you at the Reforma hotel across the street for about $150, this should pay for her, the bar's exit fee and the room. This will buy you an hour of great sex and satisfaction if you have chosen your girl wisely. If you are experienced and I am sure that you are, you will know before you leave the bar if it will be good or not.
Another option is to go to the Bar San Diego, they have a stable of girls there of all types, sit down let your eyes adjust and decide which one you want over a cold beer. Once you have chosen have the waiter bring her over for a drink, it won't cost much and then if you have Spanish skills you can figure out if you click or not and then it will cost you $65 for her and 30 minutes in the room which she will direct you to.
Just remember every girl is there to f**k.
If that doesn't do it for you combine the two, go to Miao Miaus for a while then go to Bar San Diego and then if you have all night maybe check into the other top spots like Wiau Wiaus (pronounced Wow Wows) or Aquarius you could also toss in a trip to the massage parlor Cleopatra’s (closes at 10).
Taxis are available at all of the above and it shouldn't cost you more than $5 to go from place to place.
Have fun and be safe.

[Five]

hey guys- just checking to see if anyone is headed down next thursday and would show a new guy (to the area) the ropes- I am in EC for a class and want to experience some of the local talent- also- if anyone has el centro providers lemme know- thanks! 5

[Rico Cafe]

Merry Christmas Mexicali Mongerers.

Many of the best girls have gone home for the holidays so the pickings can be slim...however be sure to look into the post Christmas - pre New Years eve nights since the trade usually has a little slow down and the girls haven't made that much if any money for a few days especially if they took time off.

There could be some good deals to be had. That is if you have any money left over from your own Christmas shopping...geeez this season really cuts into my mongering money!!!
Merry Christmas!

[Rico Cafe]

I was able to make it down to Mexicali Friday night for another round of mongering.
First on the list was a purchase of Cialis the new party harder drug that is supposed to last up to 36 hours, I bought them at Farmacia Paris for about $10.00 each and then headed 3 blocks down from there to have a massage at Cleopatra's. I was only planning to have a massage unless there was some new girl there that I would absolutley have to have.

As it turns out they did have a new pretty one called Violemina but there was also a girl named Mariana who knew me from the past and she wanted to give me a massage, not wanting to hurt her feelings and ask for the new girl I just went ahead and got the massage from my old friend. I did not ask for FS though. I just didn't want to.

After I declined Mariana's offer of extra servicios Mariana did ask me if I wanted another girl to come in for the FS but I declined since I had all night to find something exciting.

I then drove over to Meaus Meaus and sat down to have a tequila Herradura Reposado and watch the show...too many customers and not enough talent this night so after having two tequilas I went to Bar San Diego where there was lots of fresh faces and all waiting for their Friday night bonuses. I decided to make quick work of it and selected one I had seen there before but had never actually "dated".

I cannot remember her name but she had long black hair big black soulful eyes, great hooters, nice alabaster skin and was from Culiacan. She was fun and the Cialis was working just fine but I still had people to see and places to go.

I went to Aquarius where they have had some exceptional looking girls the last few months and I had a nice long talk with Bridgett and then a couple of great lap dances, she was OK but I didn't want FS...but then I met Barbara, now there is one sexy woman, she was easily the best looking girl I had ever seen there and she gave me a couple of unforgettable lap dances. I didn't ask her for FS so I didn't get a quote; I figure she would have to be in the $150-200 range though.

My thoughts had turned to heading down to Mas Moronas for the Lesbo show at 12 with Nirvana. Alas the show apparently was cancelled, maybe because Nirvana seemed to have hooked up with a high roller who was keeping her very busy. I got the standard offer from one of the girls to go upstairs for $130 (all costs included) but I didn't really like her that much.

Besides it was getting late so driving back to the border I decided to stop and Las Canones, the new place that the owner of Meaus Measu opened up. It was after midnight on a Friday night and they must have had 5 customers in a room big enough for 200. I didn't see any reason to stay so I headed on home. I literally walked in the entrance scanned the place and walked out.

All in all it was a good night because I didn't spend too much, got a nice massage, had a nice lay, got a few great lap dances and generously tipped all of the workers so the next time I'll be remembered.

The Cialis was a first time for me, I liked it, the response was there whenever needed, no headache, no stomach upset like I get from Viagra and no headache like I get from Viagra and Levitra.

I should add that I stopped twice during the evening and ate a couple of tacos each time; this may have contributed to the lack of a headache. So I recommend having a taco or two sometime during the course of a night out on the town because it gives you some more energy and a break from all of the bars and they are good eating too!!

[Rico Cafe]

HoMaster,

Ok here it is in the order of my preference:

Miau Miaus - very good
Aquarius - very good
Wiao Wiaos - very good
Madonas - very good
Mas Morras - fair
Playboy Club - fair

The place across the street from Miau Miaus on the corner - bad, so bad I can't remember the name!

A new place not yet rated: Las Canones or Los Cajones or something like this, it has been only open a couple of weeks and its the closest to the border. You should spot it on the cruise into Miau Miaus on the left. Same owners as Miau Miaus so it should be OK, I hear some of the same girls rotate through the two.

As for a straight (no pun intended) pick out a girl and take her to a room place the one and only Bar San Diego is unsurpassed.

As for TV/TS, I have never run into them at any of the above.

I have never had a police problem in Mexicali nor have any of my friends. But I suppose that it could happen, so be respectful.

Happy Mongering!!