Mexicali

[Rico Cafe]

Country John,

Thanks for the "attaboy".

As for your friend, you call her Sunny but I thought she said her name was "Sonia"...at any rate I am sure we are talking about the same black haired fair skinned beauty from Mexico City, about 5'2" great boobs, beautiful smile and disposition.

That was bobb job? A pretty well done one I'd say.

I bought her a drink and had a lap dance with her last Friday night, she offered extra services but I declined.

On another night when there aren't so many customers I think I'd like to take her up on it.

[Rico Cafe]

A note on my last report, the tranny spot, the Hotel Las Vegas, was located a couple of doors "west " of Playboy not "south" as I stated in my previous post. I tried to edit this but the web site wouldn't allow me to. Sorry for any confusion.

[Country John]

Rico,

Man, I wish I could slip into Mexicali like that, I agree with an earlier post that the girls are much better in Mexicali than at AB but jeez- I think we would be "picking flies out of cowshit" if we were to get into that!

I would love to tramp around with someone who knows the "lay" of the land. Next trip to Mexicali Rico - you the man. I am located in the Pomona area so I'm much closer to TJ ;-(

As for my accent, yes, I have a Canadian slant (certainly NOT French) to my accent and I'm glad Leo remembered me. It shows that these guys will remember you if you take care of them. I think I tipped him a total of $25.00 for the evening. He was very happy.

I've savored pussy from Nova Scotia to Guam (although I'd love to hit Bankok) and I'm here to say the Latina is the most sensual (when they want to me) then Orientals.

The only thing that makes me weep besides a sensual Latina is a sensual Oriental - man they are beautiful.

Great post. Keep "UP" the excellent reporting. It is excellent having this much intel.

Say hello to Leo for me and please check to see if "Sunny" (Maria) is still at MM or did she go back to Mexico City. She was going to give me her email address but she left my room at 4AM and I didn't think to get it from her.

Be Safe and BE NICE,

Country John

[Rico Cafe]

Well another weekend spent in decadent Mexicali, some of the same and something new.

I went with a couple of friends, one who had never been there before so I wanted to make sure he had a good time and another who is very well connected, very large and does not drink, the perfect friend to take with for a night on the town.

We started out at Miau Miaus where we hooked up with my favorite waiter Jorge.

Leo was there too and remembered Country John by name, note to John: I told Leo that if you came back to let you know who I was so one of these days we might share a beer. He mentioned that you had a slight accent that he wasn't familiar with maybe French Canadian?

We had a couple of beers and tequilas to get the end of the week kinks out and before long we were surrounded by a bevy of beautiful latina she devils. My friend from out of town was smitten by "Nadia" who has a fab body.

After a lap dance he had no choice but to take her to the hotel for a $100 + $20 exit fee to the club & $30 for a room and he had an hour of a greaaaat time (his words). He did mention that she only gave oral with a condom and would not French kiss. I bet I could change that. I didn't see anything I really wanted that badly and besides the night was young.

By the way we first stopped and purchased some Levitra to make sure we were going to be up to snuff. You should be aware that some pharmacies will charge as much as $15 per 20 mg of these but we bought at Farmacia Paris for about $10.50 each in a package of four. They even take credit cards and are an upscale pharmacy where many upper class Mexicans shop. It a little farther into town on the corner of Francisco Madero and Calle C or D. (this is actually only one block in from the border fence) they sell top name brand perfumes etc. there too so don't pass it thinking it is not a pharmacy. If you pay cash you get a 20% discount. They also have Viagra and Cialis which I haven't tried yet.

One of the pharmacies closer to the border, Patty's, wanted $15.80 per pill. which was a rip-off. I hear the Botica Fenix also is low priced but it was out of the way so we didn't go there this time.

Miau Miaus was crawling with girls but since it was a Friday night there was a lot of customers too, every lap dance resulted in an offer for oral or a trip across the street, I really don't like getting hustled that much so I passed, besides we had other places to go.

When my friend got back we went to the bar san Diego where both of them partook, I sill didn't see anyone I absolutely had to have and since it was getting late and we did want to miss the Lesbian show at Mas Morronas at 12 we jetted out of there the Zona Centro, we caught the last 10 minutes of the lesbo show and it was all that, a great show and then I hooked up with one of them a 19 year old slinky slender thing with oversized but natural breasts named "Nirvana"

Oohhhh she was a treat but she wanted $130 to go upstairs, where I understand you get FS but this place was a little bit lower class and since I haven't done it there and since there was so many guys in there I just felt like it would be a rush type of thing and maybe a little too dangerous, (I always go with my gut feelings about a place) I decided to pass...besides I was getting a headache from all of the loud music and also possibly from having several lap dances with out actually getting my nut off.

A word of caution.
I also felt like maybe my beer wasn't "pure", both me and my friend felt slightly ill after a beer at Mas Maronas, so a word to the wise, make sure they open your beer in front of you and don't leave it unattended. It may have been a coincidence but we both felt a little ill after a drink there. I puked it out quickly and painlessly and immediately felt better. (I’m an old pro at this)

So we went around the corner and stuck our heads into Playboy, nothing much there, walked up and down the street where Playboy is located, I think it is Ave. ZuaZua I was approached by a pretty hot looking 40 year old but I really didn't want to do the cheap hotel kind of thing so I passed again.

I noticed that there were some Trannys on this street so do be careful if you check this area, depending on what you like. They were congregated at the doorway of the Hotel Las Vegas. which is just a few doors south of the Playboy. Interestingly enough they were the hottest best dressed, best looking "chicks" I had seen all night.of well so it goes.

We then had a few tacos to recover some strength which also took away my headache and then we went to Aquarius and as usual they has absolutely gorgeous girls dancing, bumping and grinding, you name it, it was there and it was top drawer, but alas the best girls were taken, I was getting tired and funds were running low so we checked out after 1 - 7-up, yes I had stopped drinking by them and headed on home.

So my buds got laid, one of them twice and I just looked, we saw a wild Lesbian Show and went home with blue balls but it was still a great time!

[Rico Cafe]

ok fellow mongers, i have got my map of mexicali out and the following are directions to some of the other hot spots in mexicali:

wiao wiaos (probably not spelled right but that is what it sounds like)
located on benito juarez past lazaro cardenas. to get there is a little more difficult than miau miaus and other close to the border places since it is deeper into mexicali.
enter mexicali and at the fork as you enter take the left which is a one way street called francisco madero drive several miles (keep your eyes open for stop signs, some are hard to see) until you get to justo sierra and take a right, follow justo sierra to the monument which creates another "fork" go around the monument and take left of the fork which is benito juarez, continue south on benito juarez you will pass several businesses such as tgif and hotel lucerna go past lazaro cardenas
(there is a monument to navigate here so make sure you are still going south on benito juarez after you go around the monument) and then start keeping your eyes peeled towards the end of the block for a two-story structure on your right just before benito juarez intersects and becomes lopez mateos.

in this triangular area between lopez mateos and benito juarez you will find harras, a girl bar which has been reported on here which i don't care for, carolina's which is a fs massage parlor which at times can have a fresh looking squad but i have chosen not to partake there the last 5 times i have checked it, and wiao wiaos which may be spelled with g's instead of w's but it is a two story structure that sits sideways with a white iron rail fence and lots of parking. it looks like it was designed to be a chinese restaurant at one time. there are very nice looking girls, there action starts after 9, and i think the same people who own miau miaus own this one too. very friendly place, great service, its a nice change of pace from miau miaus with less american young uns who sometimes drink too much and get stupid. you see more mexican businessmen here.

directions to aquarius:
after crossing the border into mexicali come to the fork and take the right which is lopez mateos, this is a long commercial street, you will pass many businesses, the shopping mall, mcdonalds, the crowne plaza hotel and bullring, turning right after the crowne plaza takes you to a very good seafood restaurant called los arcos if you want something to eat and a couple of ice cold brews before the club scene. anyways keep going south on lopez mateos and after you pass over an overpass which is independencia you will keep your eyes sharpened for two landmarks, los indios motel on the right and aquarius on the left. there you are, aquarius has a nicely decorated interior (recently remodeled) and is a great place to see some gorgeous strippers who are available for all services, a lot of them stay at the hotel los indios right across the street.

a note here, you can go to aquarius and wiao wiaos in the same night they aren't that far from each other, if you continue past aquarius on lopez mateos you can take a left at lazaro cardenas and then a right on benito juarez (there may be a monument to navigate) you will find yourself on the same block as wiao wiaos.

you can also do the reverse and start from wiao wiaos to aquarius by going south on benito juarez to the intersection and navigating around the intersection to go north on lopez mateos. continue north and you will find yourself at aquarius and then from there you can also continue north to get back to the border. there are plenty of road signs directing you back to the border (garita in spanish)

i hope this doesn't sound too confusing, it's actually easier than it sounds, especially if you have some experience driving in mexico. on the other hand taxis are cheap and abundant and i think better than driving after drinking.

have fun, be respectful, and don't get stupid drunk.

i recommend you take country john's advice on how to treat the ladies because he is right on with his comments and be safe.

[Country John]

Lance/Rico:

My observation on Latina women is that they are very much into being feminine - they wear it much better than American women and the allure is a craft that they perfected.

While they can also be vindictive, (for example my latina wife of 14 years would cut my nuts off and tie them aroud my neck if she were aware of my hobby) their first impulse is to play the role they play so well, that of a whole and complete woman with a passion for being a woman.

Before I take a girl, I always spend some time and decide if I like her and she likes me. Always a worthwhile investment of time.

Thanks for posting the additional info on the other spots in Mexicali. More detail would be appreciated and I plan on returning for another "Mattress Monster Hunt."

Be Safe and BE NICE,

Country John

[Lancelot]

Country John & Rico,

I couldn't agree with you more. I have literally been all over the world and find latinas to be the most desirable females anywhere; their looks, their passion, and all around femininity are what makes them so appealing. I always treat them like ladies and get a lot of mileage out of it. Many have commented that they are surprised to be treated so well after what they are accustomed to.

Yesterday I hit the San Diego Bar and took a chance on a young lady named Claudia. I could tell that under the hooker make up there was a diamond in the rough. Once in the room, I asked her to remove her make up as I always do (a standard precaution) and I was correct. She was most attractive and when the clothes came off, she had a flawless slim body. She is 28yo, divorced, 2 kids, and absolutely willing and anxious to please. No hurry. No clock watching. A very enjoyable afternoon diversion!

[Rico Cafe]

country john,

i know the playboy very well. it is not as good as miau miau's, where by the way i stopped by last night just for a drink. they have some new girls, miss venezuela, mya, & grecia were nowhere to be found. bridget wasn't there either but the owner now has a new club where he is circulating his girls. i haven't been there yet but will report after this weekend. its close to the border and called los cazonas or something like that, you probably passed it on your way to miau miaus. leo wasn't working either but jorge was there, tuesday must be an off night.

you really should try wiau wiaus (not sure on spelling but that is the sound) after 9 and aquarius. by the way right around the corner from miau miaus is madonas which i understand is a branch of a tj club, it is also an after 9 place with some nice looking girls, but i seldom go there.

i agree with you on how to handle yourself in mexico, show respect and you will be respected and don't do anything that you wouldn't do in the usa...[CodeWord112] in the street will get you in trouble in the u.s. or mexico. speeding, running red lights etc with us license plates is not a good idea even if mexicans do it.

latina women are the fabulous, they love to pamper men and are extremely feminine. but if you act stupid don't expect them to like you.

another news flash is that on thurs, fri and sat nite at 12:00 midnite i hear there is a lesbian stage show at mas maronas or "more girls" it is around the corner from the playboy and i will report after i see it.

[Lancelot]

Rico,

She did hint around for something after we finished (nothing was said up front) and I gave her $40. My buddies and I have debated this quite a bit and your theory about the stood-up outcall is definitely plausible. The other thought we had was that since I have become somewhat known there from all my previous visits, it may have been a set up between her and someone at the front desk, especially since I have had a lady in the room before. Anyway, I would recommend the Executive Wing in the back - very nice rooms and pretty reasonable. I'm curous to see if the experience will repeat itself tomorrow night.

Your experience at the Courtyard, however, gets my winning vote. Talk about a fantasy come to life!

[Rico Cafe]

Lancelot,

Cleopatra's is a massage parlor with FS, maybe she was on an outcall and got lost. I used to go there but at $40 for an unprofessional massage and 100 for a lay with a sometimes good looking girl and sometimes not without cocktails or anything...well its OK sometimes but I prefer going to a bar, kicking back, having a drink, watching the action, chatting up the girls, maybe a lap dance or 4, and then if I want to get into something more to do it..or not.

I think it works like this, the best looking girls start out as strippers, as they get older they end up at BSD, and after that they probably become outcall or just retire to the very crude bars or retire completely.

The street action in old town or zona centro will have some pretty girls sometimes but they are usually from the back hills and the hotels are absolutley the worst of the 3rd world with out even towels. Those girls usually are cheap but ask for extra to take off their top, its a passionless lay and for me very unfulfilling. After you're done they hand you a roll of toilet paper to clean up and get out. Not for me.

[Country John]

Fellow Mongerers:

Call me nuts but I drive around Mexicali like I own the place and my Spanish is laughable at best.

I don't get (or give) negative vibes. I always look my potential attacker in the eye and smile. Maybe my days are numbered but I've not had any problems with the Mexican people, no more than I've had with white people, black people orange people etc. (Me being white.) Me being ex LE can spot trouble pretty easily and kindess is usually a great neutralizer unless the guy wants to kill you anyway then the fight is on.

Now common sense must surely prevail no matter where you travel and you don't put your head into the lions mouth unless you are REALLY looking for some wild pussy.

Mexican people (especially the woman) are beautiful people rich in culture and heritige. You will look far and wide to try to find a woman as sensual with the allure of the latina, even their attitude towards femininity is sensual. I wish American women were that way. There is so much to love about the latina.

My marathon post on Mexicali focused on one place. The other notable location is the playboy club but I didn't go there because I did not want to dilute the report - I wanted to be as thorough as possible.

AB in TJ is the hot spot for me. Although when I am back in Mexicali (perhaps in a few weeks) I am most certainly going to hook up with Leo at the MIAU-MIAU.

Be Safe and BE NICE

Country John

[Lancelot]

Country John,

Chicago Club is OK. Some guys swear by it. I presume you are talking about the Chicago Club in TJ? I've never heard of one with that name in Mexicali. Anyway, on my last trip to TJ, we naturally hit Adelita's first - most selection and most action in town. We wanted something quieter and ended up over at Chicago Club. The shift seemed to begin at 8:00pm as the selection and variety greatly improved around then.

Back to Mexicali - I've been to Harra's and found the girls to be quite unattractive and unfriendly. BTW - I am fluent in Spanish so thats not the problem. I even checked out the massage place next to Harra's - again not great looking women and pretty overpriced.

There is some street action in old town hanging around outside the hotels. I'm curious, but when traveling alone, I'm a little apprehensive so have never partaken.

The young lady who showed up at my room did say she worked at Cleopatra's. She said its near the border and is listed in the phone book. I may go by there when I'm in Mexicali tomorrow night. Otherwise, its back to the San Diego Bar!

[Call Me Goo]

Excellent Report Country John!

I think I know where I'm going for vacation!

[Rico Cafe]

Lancelot,

Hey you really lucked out on that one, but did she charge you? If she did then maybe she was an outcall girl who really was lost on the room numbers or maybe that is a deal set up between the doormen and a girl where he advises the girl where a single guy is staying and then gets a commission.

I agree with you, the BSD is a great deal. I know where the Siesta Hotel is, maybe I'll try that one since it must be less expensive then the 4-5 star ones and probably lets girls in. Also close to the non pro clubs.

The closest experience I had to that was when I was staying at a Courtyard by Marriott in Sacramento about 10 years ago.

I was on a long biz trip & was doing a little laundry and looked in at the jacuzzi room and I couldn't believe my eyes but there was good looking brunette in the jacuzzi completely naked! (she was about a 7.5..definately doable)

I literally sprinted back to my room pulled on some shorts and ran back to the jacuzzi to hop in, but she was now back in her bathing suit and about to leave. Not about to let this opportunity slip away I struck up a conversation with her and then I guess she liked me because she decided to get back into the jacuzzi, she asked me turn around, she completely undressed again and slid back in where we talked a little more, although the water was making her body look all wavy I could see that she had a very nice body with nice C cup boobs. After some more talking (yeah I was working on this one) We then agreed to have some wine back in my room. Well you know the rest of the story, we got it on about 3 times and it was all free. No strings attached.

Even though I had a business meeting at in the morning at 8 I didn't get to sleep until 4:00 am! But it was a once in a lifetime experience that I would love to repeat.

[Country John]

Lancelot:

Wow! I've never had that happen before and it is a rarity indeed!

Tell me more about Chicago Club. You can tell from my post that I stayed at one place all evening and I was there for only one night.

Lucky you. Did you get any contact info? Who was this lady?

CJ