Mexicali

[Lancelot]

country john,

an excellent report! i have been visiting mexicali for many years and have always ended back at the san diego bar; always a nice selection of ladies and rearely a poor experience. also the price is right.

i have stayed in all the 4 & 5 star hotels and have settled on the siesta inn, down the street (north) from la lucerna. last time i was there, i had just returned from my expedition to the san diego bar and was watching tv in my room when there was a knock on the door. i opened it (after using the peep hole) to find a gorgeous young lady. she said she was looking for someone and apologized that she must have the wrong room. she said she was tired and hot and asked for a glass of water. she came inside to drink it and we sat and chatted. next thing you know we were on the bed together. i mean, it was like a dream come true! i kept wondering if i were going to get rolled or something so was very watchful, but we had a happy ending, she cleaned up, and left. i figure this was a once in a million deal since it had never happened before in any of my global travels. have any of you guys had such an experience? i swear this really happened!

[Country John]

Mexicali is a fabulous experience but you are going to spend more money for about the same result as you would get at AB in TJ.

I prefer AB over Mexicali but it's nice to know that you can get the same kind of service and fabulous ladies in Mexicali. Jeez - these Latina women are so beautiful.

Be Safe and Be NICE.

Country John

[Rico Cafe]

Country John,

That was an excellent report!. It was great to read about your experience and glad to hear that you had a good time.

I know Miss Venezuela as well and you are right ...an enthusiastic lay, great attitude, and a nice bod to boot.

There are nicer rooms at the Reforma then what you had, some have wood panelling large mirrors etc. TV should pick up the local U.S. stations from this side but of course TV is not what we are there for anyways...I usually put it on a music channel since I like my sex with a beat to groove on.

I also know Leo, you are right , he is a solid guy. I usually get attended to by Jorge (hor-hay) but he doesn't speak English like Leo does. When I get Leo I insist that he speak to me in Spanish so i can keep my skills up. Both of them will take good care of you.

I didn't know you could cover the bar tab via credit card. Thats good to know. You are also right about waiting for the $100 mattress monsters because there are a few who put too high a $200 price tag on it but thats too much.

You also need to try the Aquarius which has the Hotel El Indio across the street. Similar set-up but the Aquarius has a nicer atmosphere and a bevy of super models. Pricing should be about the same.

Good advice on watching your bar tab, the girls can run you up at $8.00 per drink but some of them do drink real alchohol, usually a beer or a Tequila but maybe those are the ones who are getting off at 9 and figure its OK to relax a little. ( I usually go early, I'm seldom there real late and have only closed the place once in my life).

I have also noted some gringoes getting stupid but they are usually the young 20 somethings who get themselves drunk...something I avoid. I recommend having a mineral water every other drink or so to keep yourself from getting accidently drunk. I like to sip on a good tequila for the buzz but you have to pace yourself.

Red Bulls are also available to have a pick up. All of the local pharmacies sell Viagra and Levitra for those evenings when one lay is not enough.

It is good advice to always treat the ladies well and tip everyone from the doorman to the waiter to the guy who watches the cars. They will remember you for that and it results in better service very time.

I especially liked the heads up on the picture cell phones, I think that they had better ban those.

[Bachelor Warrior]

I had a conversation with a gringo truck driver in Juarez last night. For what it's worth, this fellow says he has been to ALL the Mexican border towns and Mexicali is the absolute best by far. I've never been there myself.

[Country John]

Fellow WSF Members:

Re: The following long multi chapter post:

Start at the bottom with chapter one and scroll up to the last. I should have posted them in reverse order for your easy reading - sorry about that.

The map I refer to could no tbe uploaded because it is a PDF file. I will try to convert it but if you want it, email my PM box and I'll help you out.

I'm also sorry for the terrible spelling but the thing I am most sorry about is not taking my pop1 for a pop2 - read the post.

Don't forget to hook up with Leo. I mean it - he's a solid guy.

BE SAFE

Country John

[Country John]

report on mexicali mattress monster hunt 11/11/03 (page 11)

so i'm now all geared up to cross the street and go to the place where the mattress monsters be. my finances are set up (and later destroyed) as follows: $350.00 dollars converted to pesos (a lesser amount due to 11 pesos to the dollar). because i intended to do multi pops as well as research the scene, i actually spent, well, we'll firgure it up later. let's just say that i knew i would spend more now to pay less later - the cost of education is continually rising isn't it.

i kept the cash for the girls and used my credit card for the bar tab. now read the following paragraph carefully.

when you enter the club (especially if you speak no spanish like me), hook up with leo. he knows me as country john and i told him i would hook you up. he is one of the waiters and will take care of you. (he watches your tab, get's the girl you want, handles girl swaps etc. etc.) remember to ask for leo and tell him that country john sent you. he will do the right thing. i watched him like a hawk all night and because he treated me right i gave him a great tip at the end of the evening.

you see, i aready knew i would spend lots but when you're rolling it's easy to get out of control especially if the guy behind the bar fucks with your tab. leo makes sure this does not happen and keeps you up to speed on your tab. if you are a dick head loud mouth gringo with no respect he will probably not take care of you in which case you probably suck anyway and deserve everything you get. you might really get fucked.

the game for them is to get you into a booth or preferably next to the dance floor so you can tip the girls as they dance.

it was about 6pm when i got inside. they have a shift change at 9pm and the average quality goes from 6 to 9. i arrived early and decided to nurse a beer for a few hours. the girls all have these 8" heels on that make them look much taller, thinner and sexier than normal.

don't get me wrong - these ladies (and i say ladies) are world class beauties, short or tall. high heels don't make the dripping fat go away.

leo introduced me to bridget (not her real name) and i think he did that to make me as horny as a half fucked fox in a forrest fire. it workede. she was a perfect 10. face, bod, everything. i mean it. only problem is i couldn't get her to drop from her $300.00 price, and she would have been worth every bit. so i did do a double private dance for $40.00 where i was taken to an un-occupied area of booths in the back and she did the bump and grind until i almost screamed with delight. by the time she was done grinding those perfect tits in my face i was making sounds that only dogs could hear. she is perfectly built, no fat, works out ooooohhhhhhhhooooooooohhhhhh. enough said.

she offered a bj in the back for $100 but never, not even in my wildest moment of ecstacy and afterglow stupor would i buy a blowjob for a hundred bucks - you have to be nuts to do that so we then went back to the booth and she excused herself (when she new i was not going to tumble for a 300. lay or a 100. bj) and immediately after she left i was joined by three of the horniest chicas you could ever meet.

they were sent over by leo whe he saw that i was not going for the $300.00 deal.

i can't tell much about two of them but the one who was massaging my private parts almost to ejac was a shortie, face about a 4, young tight body about 7, lovely large tits said she was 22 years old (i believe her) and from venezuela. she indicated in broken english that she wanted to fuck me so i asked her to stand up so i could see her body. well, she stood up, pulled her top down, bottom up, shoved her tits in my face and rubbed my penis to erection.

it was 8pm and i had found the mattress monster. it was off to the hotel reforma and back to base camp. she went for 100 pesos and 25 peso bar fine.

we got in the room and from there to the moon. this chica undressed be, got me to lay down, started bbbj for about 10 minutes and then mounted cowgirl, shoved her tits in my face and started to pump as only they can. she was tight and had great movement in her hips. her skin was firm and had great muscle tone. loved to fk. multi position etc but no back door please.

sensed when i was near death and stopped, dismount daty during which she (really) orgasmed (i can tell), sweet taste to her pussy, again very firm inner thighs and she quivered when she came, eyes rolled back etc., then she tossed me back over, remounted, pump pump pump yeah yeah yeah ('cmon jackson, sound effects) then she dismounted, tore that condom off and bbbjtcim with continued suction until i was limpdick. kind of strange listening to her burp and gag in the sink but when she finished, she brought a towell in and cleaned me up then lay down next to me for good skin contact and big hugs for long time.

stupid shit me should have taken her for 2 pop but - well, i fucked up.

leo saw the stupid grin on my face when i went back leter after the shift change. escorted me to a booth and told me to wait - he had the perfect chica. he was not kidding. brought "sunny" (not her real name) over. had nine inch heels that made her about 5'-9" she was about 100 lbs, large tits (small implants but very natural looking and feeling), fabulous legs and a beautiful smile and attitude. she wanted $200.00 to go across the street or $100.00 to do me in the back area (not my butt but the booths i referred to earlier - pay attention!).

so i thought ". . i am not paying anyone $200 for fs so i'm gonna buy her some drinks, get to know her a bit, watch her dance...," you know, interview her the whole bit. maybe as the night wears on we could end up in a happy place. shortly after she landed in my booth, the venezuelen girl came buy and told her that i was a great lay. i'm not sure if that helped me or hurt me but she had this grin on her face and, like i said earlier, i should have taken her for 2 pop.

sunny is 23 years old from mexico city with two kids staying with their grandparents in mexico city while she works and sends money home to them. turns out her boob job was $4,500.00us and i can tell you from experience that she had about $12,000.00 in dental work done - really. black light shows dental work up real well.

her smile was dis-arming - really beautiful. how much of her story is bullshit only she knows but i asked her the same question at different times during the night and her answers were consistent. i sat with this girl from about 10 pm until 3am. had one double private dance with those beautiful tits, bump and grind special etc etc. lots of touchy feely in the booth, hugging and stroking, you know, the things we want our wives and gfs to do.

as the night lumbered along, i was struck by the quality of girls walking around the place bare breasted or total nude. one girl from brazil - tall, sleek -a goddess was just too much for most of the guys there. i saw her land at table after table. she must have been priced way out of reach.

anywayz, i sensed the presence of a mattress monster when i moved in for the kill on miss mexico. she came back with $200.00 for the trip across the street (at about 1am). i let her know right away that it was not going to happen. i threatned to leave at that point but she just kept a firm grip on old velvet head so i wasn't gong anywhere. she knows she too invested a lot of time in my booth so it seems she wan't prepared to let me go just yet. had a few more beers and next thing you know jeez - it's 3am and closing time. the mattress monster emerged and she agreed to go for the reforma deal at $100.00 for an hour. bonsai!

leo got me out without an exit fee (which is usually mandatory when a girl leaves the bar with a client) because i took care of him. and the next thing you know i am across the street with this tender lovely lady alone in my room.

remember, i do not speak spanish. leo is an english speaker and he knows who to hook you up with.

i regret not trying to leave earlier because at 3am i was running out of gas. sunny undressed and when she lay on the bed, i thought i was in a dream. very beautiful girl. lovely bod. zero fat, tight abs. got right down to business. mounted cowgirl right away for covered fs (the only way to go). changed positions, i struggle to get old velvet head to do his thing and at the last possible moment he came through then sunny got up, got dressed and slipped back into the darkness of the night - it was now a little after 4am and i was very tired.

i immediately went to sleep and got up at 7 for my meeting. i wonder what that was all about.

during my time with sunny (real name is maria) i asked her about what complaints she might have about american men in particular. her answer was that she wished they knew how to treat women. she asked me if they teach manners in america because so many of the american men are rude and dis-respectful.

(it happens that a group of gringos arrived while i was there. they took a table close to the stage and behaved like complete assholes. they were an embarassment. total buffoons. if you were in that group of gringos on tuesday night at about 11pm that sat next to the stage on the opposite side across from the bar then you and your buddies are assholes and you should not be allowed in to these clubs). {jackson -please allow this post.}

there is no need to behave badly in any country including mexico. i hope you are not wsf members - if so you should grow up or get out.

she sees her role in this game as a provider of what we are looking for and even though we assume great risk in our mongering, she does too.

she said she enjoys good sex that is good for both parties but most men are not looking for good sex but just a good fuck. most men treat them like machines. that's why they are cold and quick to end off with most gringo macho bullshit types. they actually try to avoid them but club management insists that they service everyone equally. all that goes away when they are in the room, however.

having said that let me also say that this is a business. we get to pop most of the time, they do once in a great while.

i treated this girl with the utmost respect all evening and it got me $100.00 off the deal. it was late and hard for either of us to be interested enough to make it exciting and in truth maybe it was because it was so late that i got her for $100.00 but as i said earlier, i should have left earlier. she was beautiful and great in bed -a true mattress monster.

i wish it had been earlier because i know i would have enjoyed it much more.

i spent a total of $200.00 to the girls for 2pops, one $25 exit fee, $27 hotel room and this was cash money, $40.00 two times for private dances that were worth every penny, i had 4 beers, she had probably 8 drinks (of juice by the way, they are not allowed to drink alcohol when they are working) and all that went on my credit car including a tip for leo - all toll about $125.00.

the girls must sell drinks, private dances, table dances and back room fucks to make money for the club. exit fees also go to the club. private dance money goes to the club as does table dance money.

guys in orange vests come around and "sell" table dances and private dances as they make a commission on each one sold - the girls (if asked for a table dance by a customer will call one of these guys over to write up a "ticket" and they collect the money for the table dance and you can tip the girls during the table dance if they bury your face in their tits enough etc., the guys (and one girl) in white shirts are waiters and they keep track of how many drinks the girls sell. they also give the girls tickets for each drink sold that are "cashed in" at the end of the night.

leo is a white shirt waiter. speaks perfect english and is out to please the customer. make sure you ask for him. we got to know each other and he's a nice guy. tell him "country john" told you to look him up.

never lose sight of the fact that this is a business and your money is what they are after. the thing that makes it enjoyable is that they are nice people too. the thing that gets you what you are after is money and being respectful to the girls and the waiters. when everyone knows their place and plays by the rules there is no reason why everyone can't have a good time.

you know it is going to cost money but do not over-spend. if the girl won't go across the street for $100., get another girl. don't be shy about it. they know why you are there.

ok, that's it as promised. ask any questions you like and go get 'em in mexicali. it is worth the trip, the time and the money.

most of all be safe and always wear a condom for fs.

be respectful towards the womem. have fun and touchy feely, but be respectful, not a pig. they will appreciate it and it could reap dividends when you get 'em across the street.

no matter what you think about what the girls do, they are doing you. they might have to do what they do for many reasons but that doesn't make them any more disrespectful than it makes us for patronizing them. there is no reason not to be nice.

oh yeah, before you go to sleep, i noticed that there are a lot of guys using camera telephones in the clubs. they pretend they are on the phone but they are snapping pictures. be careful if you don't want your picture on someones website. the management there is considering banning them inside the club. take care to protect your identity. if my picture made it on a web site it would be big trouble for me. so i am always aware of who is close by with one of those things.

the girls are also very nervous about it. many of them have families that would take it pretty hard if they knew that their girl was working the circuit.

the girls generally do not know each other well. they rotate in and out ever 30 to 90 days. some do not get along well with the others but mostly they are friendly towards each other. they compete for business just like anyone else and from what i could see, it's a tough gig so go easy on them.

be safe

country john

[Country John]

Report on Mexicali Mattress Monster Hunt 11/11/03 (page 10)

Here is a shot of the club relative to the Cathedral mentioned earlier. Remember, when you see the church at the end of Reforma Ave., that is a landmark.

As a side note I took 8 bags full of clothing (men's, womens, shoes etc to donate as we have done in the past for needy people) to the church you see in the picture but got the impression they were not interested. It was actually a drag because It took about 1/2 hour to get them to take the stuff and that pissed me off - you either want it or you don't. Fuck it - I won't do that again. Next time I'll find someone else to give it to .

[Country John]

Report on Mexicali Mattress Monster Hunt 11/11/03 (page 9)

Once inside and gear stowed (suggestion: use a bicycle steel rope type locking device to secure your movables to the toilet bowl) it's time to freshen up and suit up for the hunt.

First, let's get the name straight: it's "MIAU-MIAU" and it is directly across the street from the campsite (Reforma). Neon lights, guy outside (should have red shirt on,
the whole nine yards. Here is a shot of the exterior.

[Country John]

Report on Mexicali Mattress Monster Hunt 11/11/03 (page 8)

Here's a look down the hall. Interestingly the reception girls do the "times up" knock so when I was back at the hotel after pop1, I heard several of these knocks on other rooms. I should have sat in the reception area for a while it would have been interesting to watch the cummings and goings.

Since it's $17.00 for the hour, rent for the night so that if you do multipops you save on the room - besides when you rent for the night, no worries about knocks or other distractions.

[Country John]

Report on Mexicali Mattress Monster Hunt 11/11/03 (page 7)

Another room shot

[Country John]

Report on Mexicali Mattress Monster Hunt 11/11/03 (page 6)

Another room shot.

[Country John]

Report on Mexicali Mattress Monster Hunt 11/11/03 (page 5)

The rooms at the hotel are tiled and VERY basic with running water, a shower and toilet, a small closet and clean linen. Not sure about the TV - this gringo can't understand Spanish anyway and besides that I was hunting mattress monsters not looking for Buffy the fucking vampire slayer.

My wide angle lens makes the room look larger than it really is but you should be able to gauge the size, it is certainly large enough for you and your lady.

[Country John]

Report on Mexicali Mattress Monster Hunt 11/11/03 (page 4)

You will see this old cathedral at the end of the street and that is a landmark for you. The club and hotel are one block up from this cathedral.

If you get lost in Mexicali and can't find your way back to the club or hotel, just ask for directions to Guadalupe Cathedral downtown - that will get the whitest gringo out of trouble direction wise. Notice the hotel sign on the rightedge of the shot - that is your hotel gringo.

Givern the size limitations, you might not see everything but the church at the end of the street is the landmark you need to watch for.

[Country John]

Report on Mexicali Mattress Monster Hunt 11/11/03 (page 3)

Here is a picture of the reception or lobby area and in front of this area is very secure parking. I had no worries leaving my car there at all. They have secuity guys and the lot is in plain view of the reception desk.

[Country John]

report on mexicali mattress monster hunt 11/11/03 page #1

i arrived in mexicali at about 5pm on tuesday evening with my gear (change of clothes, light food stuffs like a salad, an apple and some granola bars, drinking water-a must-, condoms, a joint - using banana brand papers, small penlight (streamlight stylus if you must know) digital camera, lots of smokes, and lots of money).

i converted my dollars to pesos before crossing but in mexicali this was a waste of time. do it in tj though.

before crossing the border (in my own vehicle) i purchased full coverage auto insurance that included medical coverage either inside or outside of the vehicle. an absolute must. use good sense. buy insurance. total cost was $17.00 for 24 hours. usa insurance is worthless in mexico. if you have an accident or hit someone you are in deep doodoo. buy insurance.

crossing the border was as simple as driving over the speed bumps. getting to the location was simple. pay attention when driving in any country. i know that mattress monster hunting can be distracting but you must not allow yourself to become distracted until you at least become familiar with the lay of the land. mattress monsters lurk and hover at all times. get yourself set up at base camp first, learn the layout and then do your re-con. the map (uploaded in pdf format) will get you there. pay attention and be respectful to other traffic. they stop for ambulances and fire trucks but that's it. red light means "maybe" so govern yourself accordingly. they don't even pull over for the cops rolling code 3. very interesting.

read the previous posts about other hotels in the area - a most excellent description of your options if you have issues and a most excellent post over all. i've stayed at the other 4 and 5 star hotels and the description is spot on.

here is the map.

ooopps, can't upload pdf files. . . .email my pm box, i'll send it to you.

moving right along:

report on mexicali mattress monster hunt 11/11/03 (page 2)

the hotel reforma (on reforma avenue) looks approachable from the street and relatively clean. the hotel reforma is about a 1 star hotel. straight up. the rooms (mine was #101) are very basicand are designed for a short stay but i checked in for the
night (cost =$us27.00) cash only-dollars or pesos, no credit cards, and you get a postage stamp size receipt in a very very basic room. what you don't get is a key to the room - they keep the key at the front desk and the reception must walk to your room and open it for you. the receptionists do not speak english but it's not hard for them to figure out what you want, make sure you somehow communicate that you want the room for 24 hours, not 1 hour. i speak no spanish but got my message across. if i spoke spanish i would have pressed for a better room as #101 was a dump. but hey, i'm hunting mattress monsters, you must be willing to rough it a bit when

here is a picture of the hotel reforma from the street.