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  1. #1388

    The TRUTH

    I too couldn't agree more w / re to many (not all) of the customs agents attitude. Seems like most of the problem ones are the females with that 'penis envy' complex or some young guy trying to flex his muscules.

    My standard answer as to the PURPOSE of my visit, has always been "I was visiting friends". Or what did I do while I was in Mexico,"Shopping, Eating, Drinking, Dancing, Visiting. With my friends".

    Thought numerous times about telling them I was getting a BJ and / or FS, but just figured that was TMI.

    On the Mexican side of the border. Well that is a different story altogether. The situations in MX can go from bad to worse in a matter of minutes. Quite often, you really ARE at the mercy of the idiot with the badge & gun. Especially if they catch you drinking and driving.

    All in all, it is a small price to pay for the great adventures I have had in Mexico.

    Chica Luv.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mexicali Jack  [View Original Post]
    The officer was right. Few go for recreation. Tell the truth. I went to get a blow job. That shuts them up

  2. #1387

    Reply

    Quote Originally Posted by Apache  [View Original Post]
    I always answer "purpose for your visit" question with "recreation" as my answer. Once I had a young female officer interrogating me when I attempted to cross having forgotten my passport. She told me she'd never heard of the town I live in and that NOBODY goes to Mexicali for recreation. I just kept repeating my answers, looking her calmly in the eye and she finally gave up and let me pass.
    The officer was right. Few go for recreation. Tell the truth. I went to get a blow job. That shuts them up

  3. #1386
    Quote Originally Posted by Mexicali Jack  [View Original Post]
    Customs couldn't find their ass with both hands. Just answer their questions. When asked. What was the purpose of your trip try this retort. You are a customs officer right? Yes and I have to tell the truth is that right, YES, and if I don't tell the truth that is a federal crime isn't it? YES, then the truth is I went to Mexicali to 1) get a blow job and 2) get laid. I can assure you you will not be sent to secondary.
    I always answer "purpose for your visit" question with "recreation" as my answer. Once I had a young female officer interrogating me when I attempted to cross having forgotten my passport. She told me she'd never heard of the town I live in and that NOBODY goes to Mexicali for recreation. I just kept repeating my answers, looking her calmly in the eye and she finally gave up and let me pass.

  4. #1385

    Thanks so much for helping! Plus great chica report also!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tempe Jon  [View Original Post]
    OK, the only reason I didn't say the first time was because I was trying to keep on topic. I did not think you guys wanted to change this forum to a discussion on bariatric weight loss surgical procedures done in Mexicali. ROFL.

    The physician's name is Dr. Alberto Aceves. He works out of Hospital Almater which is at Madero 1119-2, Colonia Nueva. It is like maybe a few miles east of the Golden China Restaurant that many people on this forum have referred to on Ave. Madero. Dr. Aceves USA phone number answered in English is 1-888-344-3916. He does the surgery at 1/3 the cost and is a world class surgeon. He is the chief bariatric surgeon in the entire country of Mexico and he even is a member of all the american surgeon groups. I will try to post the website here because I think it should be ok because I do not think that weight loss surgery is something that is in competion with this website. ROFL. Jackson, I apologize in advance if this is inappropriate, I just though that maybe you would not mind since they are not your competition. The website is.

    www

    Dot mexicalibariatriccenter dot com. When I was there, I actually saw people that were only 20 pounds overweight getting a lesser procedure done than I got known as the lap band so he would probably help both you and your friend. I hope this helps.
    You are definitely a great guy, my buddy is 66, 5ft. 10inches weights 350 he is desperate will call him as he is not on Net! I am also age 66 and 6 ft. 3 inches tall weight about 260 not near as desperate big guy big frame should be 220. Thanks the site, would love to meet you in Mexicali, drinks, burritos on me, also can do translations glad help you or any members in that respect. Muchias gracias por su ayuda amigo!Big John 1

  5. #1384

    Correct

    I've got some goats for sale. Think Jackson would mind if I posted them here also? Especially, since it isn't a conflict. WTF, buy a membership like the rest of us.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tempe Jon  [View Original Post]
    OK, the only reason I didn't say the first time was because I was trying to keep on topic. I did not think you guys wanted to change this forum to a discussion on bariatric weight loss surgical procedures done in Mexicali. ROFL.

  6. #1383

    Sir, Tried to Pm but regular member does not work!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tempe Jon  [View Original Post]
    On Saturday I went to Mexicali for the first time for mongering. I had been to Mexicali before but I was there in the past for other reasons, never to monger. I have been to both Los Algodones and Nogales before for mongering but never Mexicali. I have for quite some time been reading the posts on here about fun in Mexicali so I had always been intrigued. I finally decided to try it here. I am glad I did.

    Since I speak zero Spanish and I have read in this forum several times in the past that Mexicali is not as tourist friendly as other border towns in that very few people speak English there I decided that at least for my first time there I needed someone that "knew the ropes". Apache came to the call of duty! Thank you Apache for your help. Since I am a caucasian that drives a 2010 model year car that can be described as very flashy looking (bright read with a sporty looking exterior, a spoiler and sports trim package) I decided it would not be wise to drive accross the border. My car has the word gringo written all over it. As Apache said to me,"it has a bullseye painted on the trunk of it". I parked my car at AA parking and walked over the border.

    I was originally planning on going to El Establo based on the many good reports I had read about it on here. Apache convinced me that I should try the El Gato instead. I am glad he did. I did not have to get a cab and I had probably the best experience in my mongering career. I first was given a tour of the zona. It was quite interesting. A lot different than Nogales or Los Algodones. All kinds of ladies there and a lot of them were actually good looking. They for the most part were not like the tweakers and crack working girls that I am used to seeing on the south side of Phoenix (I live in Phoenix area, Tempe as my name says is a suburb of Phoenix). Yes there were some tweakers and crack working girls but for the most part they were respectable looking. I did not do any of the street ladies but it definitely piqued my interest. That is something that will be left for next time.

    The one bad thing about the zona that I did not expect was the number of tranny's there. I have never seen so many tranny's in one place anywhere. Here in Phoenix we see like maybe 2 or 3 tranny's every once and a while. I have never seen a tranny in Nogales or Los Algodones. For some reason they come out of the wood work in Mexicali. I probably saw 25 tranny's there. You really have to look carefully at a lady before you pick her up.

    After my tour of the Zona with my awesome tour guide Apache we finally went to El Gato Negro. I should mention before the tour Apache also knew of a very good Chinese restaurant close to the zona. It was very reasonable and the food was pretty good. When we got to El Gato Negro Apache knew exactly who to talk to. He knew a waiter named Pedro who spoke perfect English. He was able to find me a very attractive lady who went by the name of Candy. I later found out her real name is Karina. Karina did speak some English. I bought Candy a couple of Ficha drinks and off we went. A sort of funny thing happenned before we went though. As I was sitting at the table with Apache I took a Cialis pill I had bought from a pharmacy in the tunnel leading into Mexicali. Candy saw the packaging from the pill and asked me if I was ill since I was taking that pill. I said no and I tried to explain that it was Cialis but Candy could not understand. Apache then in spanish tried to explain that I had taken Cialis and she still did not understand. Apache then basically told her that Cialis is a "super Viagra" and then she understood and laughed. When you are 40 years old like I am you need that help from Cialis. LOL Viagra no longer does it so you need the super potent Cialis.

    When we left the El Gato Negro I let Candy aka Karina pick the hotel. I just told her to get me a reasonable hotel. She said she knew of a cheap one but it did not have a television if that would not bother me. I told her that I definitely was not going to the hotel room to watch television and she laughed. She took me to Hotel Posada. It maybe was a bit run down and it was not a place with amenities that an American hotel would have but since I was only going to be in there for an hour I did not care. We got in there and she actually started to have a conversation with me. She was talking about her children and her family and whatnot. I could not believe this. It has been my experience in Nogales and Los Algodones that usually the experience is literally in and out. You rarely spend more than like 30 minutes at most with a provider. You go in, do the deed, and leave. They never talk to you. I have an Android cell phone that has an application on it which is a talking Spanish English translator which came in very handy. Sometimes when Karina could not understand me or I could not understand her we used this. You literally talk into the phone and it talks back whatever you said in Spanish. She could also talk to it in Spanish and it would talk back to me in English. It was a very good thing to have. If any of you have Android phones or Iphones I highly recommend this. If you pm me I can give you details on how to get it and how much it costs etc. If you do not have an Android or Iphone I highly recommend getting one of those too.

    When I took off my shirt Candy noticed the incisions from my surgery. I told her about the surgery and told her that it was even done in Mexicali. I told her the surgeon that did it and the hospital that did it and she knew them both. We then had a lengthy coversation about this hospital and how it is one of the best hospitals in Mexicali. I used to be a very overweight person weighing in excess of 400 pounds. I had weight loss surgery in Mexicali and lost approximately 200 pounds. I literally paid about a third of what I would have in the city of Phoenix. If any of you are seriously overweight you can PM me and I can tell you a world class surgeon in Mexicali that can give you surgery that is just as good as any American surgeon can do for a third of the cost. After our lengthy conversations she finally started to play with my member and it immediately stood up to attention. She then laugbed and said "Cialis" and I laughed. She then asked me what I wanted and I said full service and she went to business. She was awesome. It was a full GFE from the beginning. She started to kiss me on the lips and thrust really fast. She asked me if I wanted more positions but I told her that I really was into cowgirl style (yeah, I know I am strange but that is really the only position I like). It took me a while to complete but she waited the enitre time until I did. After I was done she cleaned me up and I was still erect so again she marvelled at the powers of Cialis. She sat there and made some small conversation again and then what happenned was amazing. She asked me if I wanted to go again since I was still erect. I asked her how much and she said no charge because I was such a nice guy and she wanted to. We literally went again and this time it took even longer. She waited until I performed again. At the end she gave me her phone number. If anyone wants it PM me and I will give it to you. As I was pulling a piece of paper out of my pocket she noticed one of them had instructions written on it on how to go to El Establo. She asked me who gave me those instructions. I explained that I got them off the internet. She told me that I made a wise choice not to go there. She explained to me that she has worked there before and that there you only get a half hour and then someone knocks on the door and it is over. Here I can have her as long as I need to complete. She said the girls at El Gato Negro are better qualilty and are nicer too. I am glad that Apache directed me to El Gato Negro which I found out from Karina means "The Black Cat" in English. The total costs ended up being 50 pesos for the room which I probably had close to 2 hours. 50 pesos tip to Pedro. 100 pesos to the house for the girl. 800 pesos to Candy. 2 Ficha Drinks at 50 pesos each. There were girls in the El Gato Negro that were only 500 pesos but I paid more to get this incredible beauty.

    After this amazing experience I was so exhausted that I could hardly stay awake so I walked back to the border. I am sorry Apache that I did not go back to see you like you expected. I owe you one. Next time I see you down there I will buy you a drink or something. A big thanks to 2nd Chance on this board for your map. I was able to bring it up on the google maps application on my Android phone and it helped me get back to the border. The map was awesome.

    When I got into the border crossing station though I had a bad experience. I gave the customs guy my passport and for some reason he thought it looked suspicious, not sure why. He asked me for my driver license and started giving me the Spanish inquistion. He still did not like it so he brought his boss over. They were asking me like where are you from? Where were you born? When I was from a different place than where I was born they started asking me why that was. I was angry thinking to myself duh. This is America, a lot of people live in different states than they were born in. When he asked me what I was doing in Mexicali of course I did not tell him what I was there for. I said I was visiting a friend. Well I was I visited my new friend Apache. But they would not give up they like asked me what I did for a living, what my friend did for a living, where my friend was from, how often do I go to Mexicali, when did I come in etc. I was probably questioned for 20 minutes by the supervisor before he finally decided to let me in. I do not know why. I do not think I look suspicious. I am a caucasian that speaks perfect non accented English. I got back home at about 5:30 am In the future I think I will look into getting a hotel. All in all a good experience in Mexicali except for the border crossing people. I definitely will be back.
    Hi tried to pm but regular member I am only 40pounds overweight but probably would not qualify for this however have a buddy who weights 350 pounds I do not think Jackson would mind if you put name of hospital, doctor, cost on this forum. Thanks for helping you post was great!

  7. #1382

    Coming back to USA

    Read the reports of some members returning and all I can say is that CLX is a training port and there are a bunch of stupid rookies working especially at night. I have been sent to secondary so many times I can't count. It is the CUSTOMS CLOWNS not the Border Patrol who know what they are doing. Customs couldn't find their ass with both hands. Just answer their questions. When asked. What was the purpose of your trip try this retort. You are a customs officer right? Yes and I have to tell the truth is that right, YES, and if I don't tell the truth that is a federal crime isn't it? YES, then the truth is I went to Mexicali to 1) get a blow job and 2) get laid. I can assure you you will not be sent to secondary. If they start giving you shit take out a pen and paper and write down their name. Never ask to complain to their supervisor (you have that right) just get their name and write your congressman and mention the shit head's name. He will be answering questions later. I wonder how they hire some many idiots working there either that or the training is bad, who knows.

    Glad to hear about the pleasant experience of the Tempe visitor. There are many good doctors in MXL and the pussy is cheap and plentiful. Hotel Posada is $5 or50p, a great place. Haven't been in Gato Negro (black cat) for years will have to try.

    Went to El Stablo Friday and it was great. Total of $67US after an initial quote of 1000p. I started laughing at the 1000p price.

    BSD has a new group. It was my first time there in 25 years that I hadn't done any of the girls I have seen there. All young 20 somethings needing milk money. Nothing tickled me so I went to the stable.

    Mexicali is great and good luck to all.

  8. #1381

    Marelobl heading to Mexicali Jan 29

    Valuable information on this thread. I hope to put it good use. Planning to head down on Jan 29th and stay for a few days, as long I am having fun.

    PM me if you are interested in joining for the hunt.

  9. #1380

    Nice Report. Very informative

    Quote Originally Posted by Big John 1  [View Original Post]
    Of course just a guess they might not have recognized you but as one who cross the border daily at Las Palomas, Chihuahua do realize some of those guys and gals can be assholes for no valid reason. Big John1
    As for crossing back into the USA, I have been profiled by border patrol and I am sent to secondary always. I think it happened last summer when my useless female attorney failed to fill my motion in time and my gift was a bench warrant issued for my arrest. I had to get bailed out on a Saturday evening. Went to my hearing October 21 and the judge sqasked the bench warrant. Went to court November 23rd to plea my misdemeanor charge. All finished in Yuma County but border patrol still has me profiled. 50% of those agents are morons with an attitude and a badge. Be prepared to answer some ridicules questions when returning. Seems the agents in Algodones have a real moral problem with their operation.

  10. #1379

    Since La Chinese is chica friendly Do you Need to Pay in Advance for a Double?

    Quote Originally Posted by Apache  [View Original Post]
    La chinesca
    Used to be 300p for a single, current rates single double please. HOPE to go there and also to Tijuana in February. Thanks for helping. Can you get by with chica in single or not? Perhaps with desk clerk propina?

  11. #1378

    Sir, did you have passport photo taken before you lost 200 pounds?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tempe Jon  [View Original Post]
    On Saturday I went to Mexicali for the first time for mongering. I had been to Mexicali before but I was there in the past for other reasons, never to monger. I have been to both Los Algodones and Nogales before for mongering but never Mexicali. I have for quite some time been reading the posts on here about fun in Mexicali so I had always been intrigued. I finally decided to try it here. I am glad I did.

    Since I speak zero Spanish and I have read in this forum several times in the past that Mexicali is not as tourist friendly as other border towns in that very few people speak English there I decided that at least for my first time there I needed someone that "knew the ropes". Apache came to the call of duty! Thank you Apache for your help. Since I am a caucasian that drives a 2010 model year car that can be described as very flashy looking (bright read with a sporty looking exterior, a spoiler and sports trim package) I decided it would not be wise to drive accross the border. My car has the word gringo written all over it. As Apache said to me,"it has a bullseye painted on the trunk of it". I parked my car at AA parking and walked over the border.

    I was originally planning on going to El Establo based on the many good reports I had read about it on here. Apache convinced me that I should try the El Gato instead. I am glad he did. I did not have to get a cab and I had probably the best experience in my mongering career. I first was given a tour of the zona. It was quite interesting. A lot different than Nogales or Los Algodones. All kinds of ladies there and a lot of them were actually good looking. They for the most part were not like the tweakers and crack working girls that I am used to seeing on the south side of Phoenix (I live in Phoenix area, Tempe as my name says is a suburb of Phoenix). Yes there were some tweakers and crack working girls but for the most part they were respectable looking. I did not do any of the street ladies but it definitely piqued my interest. That is something that will be left for next time.

    The one bad thing about the zona that I did not expect was the number of tranny's there. I have never seen so many tranny's in one place anywhere. Here in Phoenix we see like maybe 2 or 3 tranny's every once and a while. I have never seen a tranny in Nogales or Los Algodones. For some reason they come out of the wood work in Mexicali. I probably saw 25 tranny's there. You really have to look carefully at a lady before you pick her up.

    After my tour of the Zona with my awesome tour guide Apache we finally went to El Gato Negro. I should mention before the tour Apache also knew of a very good Chinese restaurant close to the zona. It was very reasonable and the food was pretty good. When we got to El Gato Negro Apache knew exactly who to talk to. He knew a waiter named Pedro who spoke perfect English. He was able to find me a very attractive lady who went by the name of Candy. I later found out her real name is Karina. Karina did speak some English. I bought Candy a couple of Ficha drinks and off we went. A sort of funny thing happenned before we went though. As I was sitting at the table with Apache I took a Cialis pill I had bought from a pharmacy in the tunnel leading into Mexicali. Candy saw the packaging from the pill and asked me if I was ill since I was taking that pill. I said no and I tried to explain that it was Cialis but Candy could not understand. Apache then in spanish tried to explain that I had taken Cialis and she still did not understand. Apache then basically told her that Cialis is a "super Viagra" and then she understood and laughed. When you are 40 years old like I am you need that help from Cialis. LOL Viagra no longer does it so you need the super potent Cialis.

    When we left the El Gato Negro I let Candy aka Karina pick the hotel. I just told her to get me a reasonable hotel. She said she knew of a cheap one but it did not have a television if that would not bother me. I told her that I definitely was not going to the hotel room to watch television and she laughed. She took me to Hotel Posada. It maybe was a bit run down and it was not a place with amenities that an American hotel would have but since I was only going to be in there for an hour I did not care. We got in there and she actually started to have a conversation with me. She was talking about her children and her family and whatnot. I could not believe this. It has been my experience in Nogales and Los Algodones that usually the experience is literally in and out. You rarely spend more than like 30 minutes at most with a provider. You go in, do the deed, and leave. They never talk to you. I have an Android cell phone that has an application on it which is a talking Spanish English translator which came in very handy. Sometimes when Karina could not understand me or I could not understand her we used this. You literally talk into the phone and it talks back whatever you said in Spanish. She could also talk to it in Spanish and it would talk back to me in English. It was a very good thing to have. If any of you have Android phones or Iphones I highly recommend this. If you pm me I can give you details on how to get it and how much it costs etc. If you do not have an Android or Iphone I highly recommend getting one of those too.

    When I took off my shirt Candy noticed the incisions from my surgery. I told her about the surgery and told her that it was even done in Mexicali. I told her the surgeon that did it and the hospital that did it and she knew them both. We then had a lengthy coversation about this hospital and how it is one of the best hospitals in Mexicali. I used to be a very overweight person weighing in excess of 400 pounds. I had weight loss surgery in Mexicali and lost approximately 200 pounds. I literally paid about a third of what I would have in the city of Phoenix. If any of you are seriously overweight you can PM me and I can tell you a world class surgeon in Mexicali that can give you surgery that is just as good as any American surgeon can do for a third of the cost. After our lengthy conversations she finally started to play with my member and it immediately stood up to attention. She then laugbed and said "Cialis" and I laughed. She then asked me what I wanted and I said full service and she went to business. She was awesome. It was a full GFE from the beginning. She started to kiss me on the lips and thrust really fast. She asked me if I wanted more positions but I told her that I really was into cowgirl style (yeah, I know I am strange but that is really the only position I like). It took me a while to complete but she waited the enitre time until I did. After I was done she cleaned me up and I was still erect so again she marvelled at the powers of Cialis. She sat there and made some small conversation again and then what happenned was amazing. She asked me if I wanted to go again since I was still erect. I asked her how much and she said no charge because I was such a nice guy and she wanted to. We literally went again and this time it took even longer. She waited until I performed again. At the end she gave me her phone number. If anyone wants it PM me and I will give it to you. As I was pulling a piece of paper out of my pocket she noticed one of them had instructions written on it on how to go to El Establo. She asked me who gave me those instructions. I explained that I got them off the internet. She told me that I made a wise choice not to go there. She explained to me that she has worked there before and that there you only get a half hour and then someone knocks on the door and it is over. Here I can have her as long as I need to complete. She said the girls at El Gato Negro are better qualilty and are nicer too. I am glad that Apache directed me to El Gato Negro which I found out from Karina means "The Black Cat" in English. The total costs ended up being 50 pesos for the room which I probably had close to 2 hours. 50 pesos tip to Pedro. 100 pesos to the house for the girl. 800 pesos to Candy. 2 Ficha Drinks at 50 pesos each. There were girls in the El Gato Negro that were only 500 pesos but I paid more to get this incredible beauty.

    After this amazing experience I was so exhausted that I could hardly stay awake so I walked back to the border. I am sorry Apache that I did not go back to see you like you expected. I owe you one. Next time I see you down there I will buy you a drink or something. A big thanks to 2nd Chance on this board for your map. I was able to bring it up on the google maps application on my Android phone and it helped me get back to the border. The map was awesome.

    When I got into the border crossing station though I had a bad experience. I gave the customs guy my passport and for some reason he thought it looked suspicious, not sure why. He asked me for my driver license and started giving me the Spanish inquistion. He still did not like it so he brought his boss over. They were asking me like where are you from? Where were you born? When I was from a different place than where I was born they started asking me why that was. I was angry thinking to myself duh. This is America, a lot of people live in different states than they were born in. When he asked me what I was doing in Mexicali of course I did not tell him what I was there for. I said I was visiting a friend. Well I was I visited my new friend Apache. But they would not give up they like asked me what I did for a living, what my friend did for a living, where my friend was from, how often do I go to Mexicali, when did I come in etc. I was probably questioned for 20 minutes by the supervisor before he finally decided to let me in. I do not know why. I do not think I look suspicious. I am a caucasian that speaks perfect non accented English. I got back home at about 5:30 am In the future I think I will look into getting a hotel. All in all a good experience in Mexicali except for the border crossing people. I definitely will be back.
    Of course just a guess they might not have recognized you but as one who cross the border daily at Las Palomas, Chihuahua do realize some of those guys and gals can be assholes for no valid reason. Big John1

  12. #1377

    Fine Time with "Monica"

    Recharge my Telcel phone at OXXO: 100pesos. 12hour special at the Hotel Chinesca: 250pesos. Random bills from my pocket put into her purse when she wasn't looking: around 400pesos. Tender, playful, wild, anything my heart desires sex with a hot, tight, friendly, gorgeous Mexican girl: Priceless

  13. #1376

    Addendum to update

    Walked around a little in the zona before coming to the internet shop. Saw Estafania of the three, no make that four now kids. Only 22 but still cute. Not interested. Very strange in front of Hotel Posada, a only somewhat chunky girl insisted she knew me, grabbed my hand, so friendly-like, and kept insisting. She could, maybe, just maybe be right, but I do remember faces pretty well, if not name. Kept walking. Same hot-hot thin girl playing games on her cell in the stairwell to the Hotel 16 de Septiembre. Always a few trannies about. Lighter-skinned of the two black girls on the Playboy block. I want to give kudos to the ordinary Mexicali folks working in the shops, selling food, etc. They are generally friendly and sincerely helpful.

    First drink's on me for anybody up for wingman today or tomorrow.

  14. #1375

    Update

    Hello, all,

    Report from last Sunday evening: Parked in Calexico, walked to the zona. Walked the block bounded by the Hotel Chinesca and Playboy. Saw a couple familiar faces. A very hot but not friendly girl in the stairwell of Hotel 16 de Septiembre. Only planned to be there a couple hours, and the line to cross to the USA was long when I last saw it. Already going back to "La Linia" (the border crossing) when I saw superhot new girl "Monica" walking toward me from the mass transit on Lopez Mateos. We crossed paths near the corner across the street from Hotel Nuevo Pacifico. Not up to writing a play-by-play right now, but here's the summary version: She's really 18 (saw her I'd) , and the hottest teen I've ever been with. And I mentally reviewed a lot of memories before coming to that conclusion. Large B-cups, tight everywhere, high school prom queen's face. Here's the part where you can disbelieve me if you want: she's not a pro. I chatted her up, but her unenunciated, slightly chola talk ("Hoodspeak" unless someone has a better translation) made me ask her to repeat a couple times. Eventually offered her a lowball (200pesos) to go to hotel, just to see what I could talk her into. Frickin' bizzarre: We entered the Hotel Nuevo Pacifico and boss old lady was jabbering on the phone, so she asked senile assistant boss older lady to help me. I gave her 500pesos for the room, and she gave me 500pesos back in change. As she walked us to the rooms area, I insisted on giving her close to the 100+ pesos she should have charged me. She said "Yo lo doy a la senora" (I'll give it to the lady). I try to be honest. Got "Monica" to the room. We started hugging gissing, dreamlike GFE chattering, all the way to anything I wanted. I'm not that wild, guys, but certainly enjoy myself. She hadn't asked for money up front. We were getting dressed, and she didn't even remind me. I gave her 700pesos, truly underpaying her market value. She looked at me all seriously and said, "Es mucho" (It's a lot). Don't whine about me ruining the market, guys, I'm usually much closer to a Cheap Charlie. Got her number and, yes, checked her I'd. Her real name is not Monica, but a hottie by any other name. On the off chance anybody knows her, she lives somewhere out in Santa Isabela. I think that's on the eastern outskirts of Mexicali, but am not sure. I guess that was almost a play-by-play.

    I just walked back to the zona from Calexico again this evening, reloaded my Mexican cell phone and called her. We'll meet in a couple hours, kinda killing time in the best, non-infernal climate I've ever met in Mexicali. Maybe will call the slightly older (around 24) super-hottie curvy other Maria from Bar Pechanga (spelling?) that I met a few months ago. Got to save some fuel, though, so who knows.

    Regards to those who sent friendly PMs. Sorry I can't always participate more consistently, but have been very distracted, usually for good reasons. As always, your intrepid WoolyBooly is up for TOFTT if there are new rumors of good things.

  15. #1374

    El Gato Negro

    I would say most of the girls were 7-9's. They were pretty hot there. It is within walking distance of the border. It is quite close to the zona. It is probably maybe a 15 minute walk from the Calexico West POE. No taxi needed for this one. I would certainly recommend it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Royn717  [View Original Post]
    I have had some very good times at El Establo and BSD on week nights but it sounds like maybe I should try El Gato. In general how were the girls overall? I just wanted to be sure there isn't one 9 and a bunch of 5-6 in case she isn't working when I am there.

    Also how close is it to the crossing in Mexicali? I usually walk across and I hit the clubs about 11:00 or so.

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