Mexicali

[Magic Rancher]

It was time to get our nasty on so we headed over to Kaos which was chock full of nasty hotties, we stayed there for a couple of cervesas, had a couple of lapdances, and up close looks at the hip humping titty bouncing senoritas! Its always fun to see just how stupid some guys get in there, there is always some young guys who get stupid drunk and end up half dressed on the stage with the dancer making fun of him! All in good fun!

Rico Cafe is quite correct. I've been spending more time recently at Kaos with my current favorita and I've been amazed at just how "stupid drunk" seems to be the norm there. On last Friday night my girl was sitting on my lap and there was a friend of hers on either side of us. On two separate occasions drunk young guys tried to invite themselves to our table or in one case ask me loudly "wow, dude are you fucking all of them?" One of our friends is fluent in English and understood perfectly the question. The response of the girls was simply to cringe until the jerks were escorted away by a mesero...

?Donde esta la cortesía?

[Reinaldo]

Here's my question: There were a couple references to bars in El Centro??? Is that the El Centro on the US side of the border? Is the bar you are refering to in US El Centro? If so, can you confirm the name and location?

Thanks

In this case el centro referrs to the old downtown section of Mexical relatively close to the port of entry as opposed to El Establo or Guau Guau which are located some distance from downtown

[Rico Cafe]

Arch West...sounds like you had a great time and scored a hot civilian! Muchos kudos to you! The bar you're talking about sounds like La Taberna, I have heard that the place is really full of people out to party on weekends but I haven't gotten there yet although we tried last night!
Last night, Saturday the 8th me and 3 of my pals went for an excursion of the bars within walking distance of the POE. We walked across because we have an unconfirmed report that the wait coming back is up to 2 hours now...glancing over it did look long.
We hit up Casonas which isnt real high on my list, didnt see much talent so we had a beer and moved on. Checked in La Jarra Jarra (?) it s a place across from Miau Miau's where they have girls wearing something close to a uniform and I understand that you can take them out with some negotiation. but only a couple of the 10-12 girls there looked worth doing and the prices sounded high to me. I do recommend having a chabela (beer w/clamato) there, might be the best in town. It was time to get our nasty on so we headed over to Kaos which was chock full of nasty hotties, we stayed there for a couple of cervesas, had a couple of lapdances, and up close looks at the hip humping titty bouncing senoritas! Its always fun to see just how stupid some guys get in there, there is always some young guys who get stupid drunk and end up half dressed on the stage with the dancer making fun of him! All in good fun! After that we thought we would go to the 'zona" and make our way to Taberna and Playboy Club but we got sidetracked at the Gato Negro where a couple of the bros ended up chatting up some girls so about 1:45 we had to head back to the cars which were parked in zones where there is no parking between 2am-4am or its a $25 ticket. We made sure we checked out every butt hutt on the way back and saw at least a couple of doable chickies that go for the $25 a throw but we were out of time!
Tabernas will have to wait but I do want to know where you met your teacher friend!

[Arch West]

Again, I'm going to totally trash the spanish here, but I had a great time in Mexicali. Again, I parked my car in Calexica at the shopping centers near the POE. No problem, just park, and walk across. Until the first of the year you only need your driver's license to get back across.

I crossed, grabbed a cab and told him to take me to La Zona. I don't speak spanish, but it was no problem.

I got out and walked to a bar area. I apologize, but I don't remember the name. It's about a block away from the stip joints.

They had a cover charge of about $5.00 USD. The bar had three areas; two were just bar areas with bands, the third area was a bar where scantily clad chicas danced. This was all under one roof.

I hung out in the two bar areas outside the strip club area. This seemed to be a local hang-out. I danced with a number of women that were local....or seemed to be since our communication was limited. It was great fun and there were alot of local women.

I hit on one that spoke english. She was an english teacher at a local school. After about 1 hours of dancing I asked to go back to her car. She gave me a ride to the POE. We had a great make out session and I guess I got her going because she offered to go to a hotel with me. For $40.00 USD we went to hotel near POE. Two hours later I was making my way back across the border feeling quite good about my erotic teacher encounter.

I wish I could remember the name of the bar...but my guess Joe Arturo or Mexicali Jack will chime in with a name of the bar. It was great fun, if you're looking for an experience outside the normal pay-as-you-go reality.

Here's my question: There were a couple references to bars in El Centro??? Is that the El Centro on the US side of the border? Is the bar you are refering to in US El Centro? If so, can you confirm the name and location?

Thanks

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[Rico Cafe]

I hit up Mexicali for the first time in a long while the other night ...I walked around the Playboy Club and up and down the area several of the reports refer to but I didn't really see anything interesting. You know it is a slow night when the trannys are the best looking ones out!! By the way there are a lot more trannys out then there used to be so buyer beware! You would have to be drunk out of your mind not to be able to tell the difference...but even drunkeness is still no excuse for the experienced mongerer...LOL!!!
So I headed over to Miau Miau and my favorite waiter Jorge sat me down in a booth to watch the show. My favorite girl Monica was on stage! She came by to see me, we had a drink and after a little while we went for the privado where she pulled down my pants, got naked and hopped on for a hot inserted lapdance for the three song minimum...luckily I was able to rub it out in time, nice!!! It pays to be nice to the ladies!!
As one of the other gentlemen remarked on here, Miau Miau isnt the cheapest in town but they always have gorgeous ladies eager to please!

[Joe Arturo]

Go to an Oxxo store (there is one on just about every corner) and buy the newspaper named La Voz De La Frontera. In the classified section look under "Masajes" for a 24 hour service massage. Some send a girl to your hotel and others are "casas de citas" (***** houses) where you go there and pick the girl that you want to go to your hotel room. Most of the taxi drivers know where the casas de citas are located. So if you don't read Spanish, ask a taxi driver to take you to a Casa de Citas.

Most go for $50 per hour. Some are more expensive.

[BaitAndSwitch]

It sounds like Mexicali is a super late night sort of place. Is there nowhere there to get pussy during the day. I would like to go back, but ideally I'd like to get some pussy in the afternoon, crash, and then get some more at night.

[Sweetnuts]

Went there on a Thurs Afternoon around 5 pmish. About 7 girls. A hottie came up to me and asked if I would buy her a drink, I was kind of in a hurry so I agreed. She sat with me and started asking if I wanted a privado. She was groping me to get me excited so I did the same to her. She was going on stage so I agreed after the stage show I would get a dance from her. She was a solid 7 in my book, Huge tits big ass a little older maybe late 30s early 40s but still was tight. After her dance we agreed on a privado 60 for three songs with russian and a cbj to finish. Very clean, gave me some disenfectant before we started so I could finger her. She smelled great and had a good attitude. HAd fun groping and finger bangin her. She started with a cbj then some russian action and finish with a cbj. Songs are decently long so you could get your rocks off if your ready to go. I love the meow I always go when in chicali. I know its a little more pricey than some other bars but I find the quality worth it, "you get What you pay for! " And its still a bargain compared to th US.

Happy Mongering!

[Amigo69]

Baitandswitch. If you found Giau Giau then park your car there. Walk across to the other side of the road. Then walk south about 200 yards and you will see a canopy over the entrance to Excalibur. There is a bakery next to it. Once again not many chicas till 10:00. Most of the chicas there are locals.

Take care

Amigo69

[Joe Arturo]

If you would have come to El Establo at 9 Saturday night, I was there. 7 is too early for the chicas to arrive. A few arrive between 8 and 9, but most arrive between 9 and 10. The reason for this is that El Establo is one of the few places that one can go in Mexicali after all the bars close at 3 AM and still get laid. El Establo, the bar, closed at 4 AM Saturday night but the girls were in the courtyard of the motel until 7 AM. I was there with them partying.

These girls get a lot of business between 3 AM and 7 AM. They have to work a 9 hour shift so most arrive between 9 and 10 to take advantage of the action between 3 AM and 7 AM.

[BaitAndSwitch]

I had a good time though it was not without difficulities.

Thanks to the boardmembers directions, I was able to find El Establio, but unfortunately when I got there 7:00 pm on Sat.- it was empty.

So I headed to find Excalibur, but could not. I did see Giau Giau and by 8 there were no cars parked. The place looked like a bit of a glizty clip joint from the outside, so I decided to head to the Zone.

Thanks again to board members, I was albe to find the zone. I parked and went into Gato Negro. As soon as I entered, I was immediately told that a beautiful woman would sit with me. I said OK and the waiter brought me over an OK looking chica and totally ripped me off for her beer.

That left me with a bad feeling, so I split from her and went to the bar and drank. After that the waiters left me alone and I was able to scope out the place. I saw a red-haired chica that looked good, so I decided to ask her for a drink, but got an abrupt no! I then was feeling pretty dejected, because I had been hunting for hours and found nothing, so I asked a slightly older one that had a nice body and she had a drink with me. She was nice. Held my hand and smiled at me, etc. I asked her if she would go to a motel with me and she wanted 100 dollars. I offered a bit more than that for 2 hours and she said OK. I realize this is way over what you guys pay, but I was not having much luck and she was nice and had a good body. She took me to the hotel Kennedy and gave me a really good time. She let me fuck her hard over and over again and she seemed to dig it. She stayed with me until we got thrown out of the room after our two hours were up. I told her I was hungry and wanted Chinese food. She walked me to a Chinese restaurant and had dinner with me. I then told her I was tired and wanted to go home, so whe walked me to my car and gave me a big hug and a gracias.

She made the trip worthwhile. I know I overpaid, but for a chick like that to be as good to me as she was in Los Angeles would have cost a bomb.- pro or not.

As I was leaving I drove around a bit and saw a lot more hotties on the streets. They come out late (it was 11:30pm). I head for the border and after a 1 hour wait, I had to get searched by the border patrol. This sucked. While I liked having my car with me in Mexicali, I would not take it next time, because having to get searched by the border patrol is a bad experience.

[Mexicali Jack]

Had too many drinks at a business meeting in the Valley and proceeded to the zone. Drove around the zone a number of times for street workers and nothing, parked and went back and forth walking between GG and 3Aces as well as watching the street. Nothing for over an hour. Normal players were out and junior was not excited.
Did not find anything and was ready to depart. As I was standing outside 3Aces a woman approached me and said she would do a BBBJ for $15. She was in her late 20's or early 30s, thin. Appeared to be an excellent capitalistic bargain so off to Hotel Kennedy we go. She took the whole hour and what a hoover. She approached if not surpassed Alicia in skill. Interesting technique having my legs on the floor and torso lying back on the bed. This girl was a serious cock sucker. Junior was quite pleased. I say this as you never know what you can find if you have the time to wait. Return line was not that bad.
It will be good this weekend.

[Joe Arturo]

Horny Traveler - Kenya has never worked in Tijuana. She is "Pura Cachanilla". She does not have a pointed nose nor crooked teeth. She is 23 and used to have a fantastic body, but has developed a bit of a beer belly from drinking a lot of cerveza. She can out drink anybody that I know.

Grey Dove - You have to hunt around town for the BIG tits, but they can be found. Normally you end up finding a gorda if she has big tits. Gema (pronounced Hema) works the day shift at Playboy and has pretty decent tits.

[Member #4450]

I'm just curious to know if this is the Kenya I met in TJ?
I know a girl name Kenya with a pointed arched nose long face, crooked teeth big ass and wide hip and great personality mid 20s, she wears jeans most of the times and she has two kids.
LOL it looks like I'm describing a witch!

[Joe Arturo]

El Establo is on Lazaro Cardenas on the North side of the street just before the Coca Cola plant. You have to go East on Lazaro Cardenas from Benito Juarez or from Lopez Mateos and hang a u turn at the Coca Cola plant. El Establo is about a half a block on your right after the u turn. Look for a yellow light on an A-frame building. The motel connected to El Establo is Rancho Bodego or something like that.

It has been named El Establo for as long as I have been going to Mexicali.