Monterrey

[Member #3453]

One of the bars that used to be at the pinnacle of success in Monterrey was Matehuala. It fell out of favor incrementally over the last several years due to the eventual dominance by El Infinito, of bars in it's same class that is. But, even compared to the medium and high level clubs, I can recall Matehuala being a treasure trove of quality girls. I remember Matehuala's hay day. It was by far the Top Dog in Monterrey, and deserving of it's former notoriety, just as deserving as El Infinito was at the height of it's success, and possibly more so. IMHO, the height of success for El Infinito had come and gone prior to the recent closing. Even with El Infinito being one of the best in the city, I think it had seen it's better days, maybe 2-3 years ago, compared to it's most recent past, before the closing. A number of girls have tried moving over to Matehuala from El Infinito, but unfortunately business has been really bad for them. Even still. Things are not bouncing back for the girls. Were I to be hearing that girls are doing better, it would signal an end to our "recessioin. " Unfortunately, that's not what I'm hearing. And, of all the bars that have the potential to resurrect the lower level strip club scene, Matehuala is at the top of the list, if for no other reason than they have the same owners as El Infinito, and they have the historical notoriety to quickly initiate a rebound.

In the interest of posting about the conditions on the ground with respect to the subject at hand in a timely manner, does anyone have their own assessment of where things are this week at some of the other bars?

[MonterreyDude]

If there were any Asian escorts or strippers they would be quoting so high they would be out of our reach, just like Venezuelan escorts or Brazilian.

It is a real pity that Asian escorts / strippers are extremely rare items in Mexico, is way more easier to drill Russian / Eastern European pros in DF but absolutely no Asian ladies, qué lastima!

Back to topic I am confident that as soon those incompetent fascist puritans of the PAN party gets kicked out of power (at a federal and municipal level) things will start returning to normal in a slow but constant way in Monterrey.

[Strike 69]

Asia offers some great mongering, but I still like the Mexican girls the best. Unfortunately, half of the best clubs in Monterrey no longer exist. It figures that USB was ahead of the curve, and made his exit way before the shit hit the fan. Lets hope USB is wrong, that safety and the quality of the clubs is restored to Monterrey. I really hope that the former glory in the clubs comes back soon! We can only hope that with all these closings, that something at least as good or better replaces them. We don't need another Tijuana. I liked the diversity of the old Monterrey. If I want Tijuana, I'll go to Tijuana.

Anyway, in the meantime, while some may be abandoning Monterrey, and others are intent on fueling the fire with all their danger warnings and hype, I really hope we can have some legitimate reporting to help guide us as things re-establish themselves. Things seem like they're in such a state of flux. Things in the bars are changing week to week. We need some decent timely reporting in the clubs.

It is a real pity that Asian escorts / strippers are extremely rare items in Mexico, is way more easier to drill Russian / Eastern European pros in DF but absolutely no Asian ladies, qué lastima!

Back to topic I am confident that as soon those incompetent fascist puritans of the PAN party gets kicked out of power (at a federal and municipal level) things will start returning to normal in a slow but constant way in Monterrey.

[Member #3453]

El Buscador is a transvestite, commenting in the forum as a woman. He is my patient, and he believes he is a stripper. He has multiple personalities, and can not separate reality from complete and total delusional fantasy. His posts, and the very obvious posts of screen names he creates to represent his alter ego, are indicative of his mental instability. His posts, and the posts of his created screen names are total and complete fabrications intended to insult others. El Buscador has no credibility. Pay no attention to him. His posts are of no value to the forum.

[Celina Lara]

The last time your Unspongebob came into the club I work for was about three months ago. He went on salida with one of the girls and she had a problem with him. He could not perform and then got very mean and angry and tried to blame it on her and wanted to pay her only half. After she fought with him he ended up paying her the full amount but the girl came back to the club afraid and told all the other girls. He tried to come back to the club but everyone avoided him. Maybe that is the reason why he left Monterrey.

Everyone felt sad for him as he seems very lonely and often talks to himself. It is almost pathetic.

[Member #3453]

Well, the fat man with the bald spot has moved along.

I think he has joined the tribes of American expats in Thailand.

Good for him. He needed it.

And to tell you the truth, am green with envy.

Asia offers some great mongering, but I still like the Mexican girls the best. Unfortunately, half of the best clubs in Monterrey no longer exist. It figures that USB was ahead of the curve, and made his exit way before the shit hit the fan. Lets hope USB is wrong, that safety and the quality of the clubs is restored to Monterrey. I really hope that the former glory in the clubs comes back soon! We can only hope that with all these closings, that something at least as good or better replaces them. We don't need another Tijuana. I liked the diversity of the old Monterrey. If I want Tijuana, I'll go to Tijuana.

Anyway, in the meantime, while some may be abandoning Monterrey, and others are intent on fueling the fire with all their danger warnings and hype, I really hope we can have some legitimate reporting to help guide us as things re-establish themselves. Things seem like they're in such a state of flux. Things in the bars are changing week to week. We need some decent timely reporting in the clubs.

[MonterreyDude]

Well, the fat man with the bald spot has moved along.

I think he has joined the tribes of American expats in Thailand.

Good for him. He needed it.

And to tell you the truth, am green with envy.

All the fat old Gringos that I've known were screwing like rabbits in Monterrey. They all met one criteria. They were all RICH and they were all GRINGOS, and it had nothing to do with how they looked. They could have been barely alive, and they were always getting more young nubile ass than they could handle. Money talks. Just ask the fat, old, bald, ugly celebrities in our society. They seem to get all the hot ass.

Works for Mexicanos too. But, if your a low level Mexicano in a dead end paper pushing job, barely earning a living, subsisting out of some cracker box off of Avenida Lincoln, you're at a huge disadvantage.

There once was this guy that was really jealous of all the Gringos coming down to Monterrey that fit this low sum position in life. He sounded exactly like you do with all your hatred of older, fat, balding Gringos. The funny thing is, the fat, old, balding rich gringos were getting all the young HOT nubile ass. And all the while, he had blue balls.

Every time he opened his mouth he seemed more and more pathetic. It didn't stop the fat, old, balding gringos from screwing his 18 year old sisters' eyeballs out in threesomes, foursomes, and all for a mere pittance.

Is that what's eating you? After all, we've got a lot of rich old gringos, and to some degree, fat, balding, etc. In the forum that like to monger, and I assure you, they are quite universally successful at it.

[Member #3453]

fat old man with a blad spot.

All the fat old Gringos that I've known were screwing like rabbits in Monterrey. They all met one criteria. They were all RICH and they were all GRINGOS, and it had nothing to do with how they looked. They could have been barely alive, and they were always getting more young nubile ass than they could handle. Money talks. Just ask the fat, old, bald, ugly celebrities in our society. They seem to get all the hot ass.

Works for Mexicanos too. But, if your a low level Mexicano in a dead end paper pushing job, barely earning a living, subsisting out of some cracker box off of Avenida Lincoln, you're at a huge disadvantage.

There once was this guy that was really jealous of all the Gringos coming down to Monterrey that fit this low sum position in life. He sounded exactly like you do with all your hatred of older, fat, balding Gringos. The funny thing is, the fat, old, balding rich gringos were getting all the young HOT nubile ass. And all the while, he had blue balls.

Every time he opened his mouth he seemed more and more pathetic. It didn't stop the fat, old, balding gringos from screwing his 18 year old sisters' eyeballs out in threesomes, foursomes, and all for a mere pittance.

Is that what's eating you? After all, we've got a lot of rich old gringos, and to some degree, fat, balding, etc. In the forum that like to monger, and I assure you, they are quite universally successful at it.

[MonterreyDude]

Bill I answered your PM.

One thing for sure is that you will not find Adelita's style clubs. But even with Infinito shut down along the rest of Villagran st clubs there is plenty form where to choose from.

Well hell, that about rules out everything fun. .

I haven't visited Monterrey all that much so I'm still not too familiar with the areas of town. I do like the Tijuana's Adelita's style clubs or some nice massage parlors. Are there any semi-"safe" areas anymore without sticking to the hotel?

[Member #3453]

Well hell, that about rules out everything fun.

I haven't visited Monterrey all that much so I'm still not too familiar with the areas of town. I do like the Tijuana's Adelita's style clubs or some nice massage parlors. Are there any semi-"safe" areas anymore without sticking to the hotel?

Everything is still on the table. Most don't monger in Casinos or legitimate dance clubs. Gaming and dancing with "good girls" isn't my idea of mongering. Anyway, apply the same safety recommendations you used in Bogata and you'll be more than fine.

The following clubs are located within blocks of one another, and there will be many others you'll see along the way from about Avenida Corranza to the West and the Harem Men's Club to the East. All the bars you see from point A to point B are equally safe, but they all vary in quality. You'll find the following bars offer consistent quality at a moderate price level, and they'll be similar to your experiences in Tijuana, with exception that there are no hotel accommodations adjacent to the bars. All activity occurs inside the bars, in private rooms, if you want full service.

Casino, Harem, Pasarelas, Azul Tequilla.

[Billbob1234]

Well hell, that about rules out everything fun. .

I haven't visited Monterrey all that much so I'm still not too familiar with the areas of town. I do like the Tijuana's Adelita's style clubs or some nice massage parlors. Are there any semi-"safe" areas anymore without sticking to the hotel?

Don't visit Casinos unless you have an asbestos suite.

Don't go to legitimate dance clubs unless you wear a bullet proof vest.

Don't pick up street walkers unless you like transvestites.

Everything else is on the table.

[Member #3453]

Anybody have any ideas on some safe mongering?

Don't visit Casinos unless you have an asbestos suite.

Don't go to legitimate dance clubs unless you wear a bullet proof vest.

Don't pick up street walkers unless you like transvestites.

Everything else is on the table.

[Billbob1234]

Anybody have any ideas on some safe mongering?

[Member #3453]

I wondered where everyone went. I even tried contacting USB via private message, and his screen name has been completely "Retired" from the forum. I can tell you that things are really slow in the clubs in Monterrey right now. Villagran is still shut down, and what girls were left from Villagran have been dispersed to some of the other bars, such as Matehuala, Casino, Harem, Pasarelas, Azul Tequilla. But, NOT many girls from Villagran have returned to work, only a few. And, there are fewer patrons in those bars as well. It's the Chicken and the Egg. No patrons, no girls, no girls, no patrons. All of Villagran, which was an obvious target for those that know nothing, is virtually GONE. If you don't know your shit, it becomes real obvious you don't know your shit regardless of screen name at this point. All those reports, and all that history about all the bars on Villagran is totally and completely irrelevant. No more hyped-up warnings, at least none concerning Villagran anyway, unless you want to warn us that we're going to get Blue Balls if we go down there.

Just to clarify, Mexicanuk, I didn't mean to appear to be directing any critical comments toward you. I just was expressing my agreement that the comments have all but dried up in the Monterrey forum, probably because of the intimidation factor from the trolls.

With the closing of Villagran, it signals a huge opportunity for those who have been too frustrated to post on account of the trolls. If a lurker is intimidated by trolls, then it's probably advisable not to comment within the forums as only one particular screen name, or with any specifics about your actual activities.

The experienced members know what is BS and what isn't. Those who have experience can help guide those that don't. The forum will rebound as members regain their courage to comment as whomever they choose to be. At least in that way, you can express your true opinions with complete anonymity, and without the repercussions. Now, with the death of Villagran, actual Experience is power, and screen names don't matter. That's how we can breath some activity back into the forum, which was an idea that was actually a consequence of the trolls, and visitors from other Mexican Forums on ISG that just like to stir the shit.

[Celina Lara]

Mangas Coloradas make a post here last week suggest that the word mamóand is used common by the girls in the bars to descibe us. This is wrong and Unspongebob experience above is a good example. I do not respond to Mangas directly as I beleive that many people who make the reports here are actually the same person that use different names and use the same keyboard. Maybe he sufrir from various personailty identity.

When the girl above steal Bobs phone she have no respect for him and treat him like a puñeta, a jerk-off. This person is thought of as the class clown and most people avoid this tipo of person but will tolereate him and be polite but will not invite him to their table.

When Bob goes back to the club after the stolen phone and have all the girls personal things exposed by the doormans he is now elevated to a pendejo level by all the girls for he is rude. The doormans still only think of him as a puñeta as he is not rude to them.

But when Bob goes back to the girl that steal from him for more relaciones he is now looked at as a momòand by everybody in the club. For the girl steal and slap his face and he has no othere opciones but to go back with the girl.

If you visit here and are a guest in our country and somebody call you a puñeta, pendejo, or mamóand, please leave the place very quickly as these are very bad words sometimes led to fights. Also, please treat people with respect here and don't talk down to us or use bad words on the street or even a internet foro as you could be made to look like a fool or something worse.

*puñeta- sometimes this word is used among friends in the younger ages but is rare. This is almost like when black people say what's up nig_er! Obviously you don't want to say the same to the same black man.

I am a dancer here in one of the clubs and will tell you that many of the girls now work in the massage parlor.

I would like to make a post here regarding Unspongebob. This report is very informative as many of the girls here will steal from you if they believe that you are a gullible fool and have no respect for you and don't want to be with you. The unspongebob gringo is known here in the clubs as he brings the treats and most of the girls just feel sorry for him as he sits alone and many times is seen to talking to himself. If a girl here does not like you my advice to you is to try and find a uglier one that has less or no customers. That way she will be happy to be with you and will probably not steal from you. The supply and demand works for clients as well as us providers. If there is no demand for you as a client, then there will be no supply of girls for you being the customer. Also its okay being old and having a bald spot. But get in shape and be fit! No one wants a fatty for a client.