Monterrey

[MonterreyDude]

Come on Ken... please. Conservative no... ignorant and unexperienced, yes.
You are dealing with amateurs, not pros.

I usually don't post my own sex cavalcades, but back in the 80's, almost all the girls working at *****houses (*****houses ruled in Monterrey till the mid 90's) would do anal and... eat your heart out, no condom.

It's the girls, they don't care to expand their sex knowldage nor they care fully about customer satisfaction....

Hmmm. Can't believe no one has anything to say for almost a week! I still cannot wipe the smile off my face after my adventures in Monterrey last week. Thanks everybody for the "attaboys!"

I have one more observation that I would like to make. A couple of the girls I was with last week were willing to do anal. Especially the "prettiest girl" at the MP. I have "assumed" the girls are pretty conservative, but maybe that's because I was too much of a gentleman? Is that a general practice? Or did I just find a couple of "liberals?"

[Ken Tucky]

I may be a gentleman, but I am definately NOT conservative! So? This is NOT the standard procedure?

You lucky son of a fish. Well, did you take'em up on it?

[El Cabron 007]

You lucky son of a fish. Well, did you take'em up on it?

Hmmm. Can't believe no one has anything to say for almost a week! I still cannot wipe the smile off my face after my adventures in Monterrey last week. Thanks everybody for the "attaboys!"

I have one more observation that I would like to make. A couple of the girls I was with last week were willing to do anal. Especially the "prettiest girl" at the MP. I have "assumed" the girls are pretty conservative, but maybe that's because I was too much of a gentleman? Is that a general practice? Or did I just find a couple of "liberals?"

[Ken Tucky]

Hmmm. Can't believe no one has anything to say for almost a week! I still cannot wipe the smile off my face after my adventures in Monterrey last week. Thanks everybody for the "attaboys!"

I have one more observation that I would like to make. A couple of the girls I was with last week were willing to do anal. Especially the "prettiest girl" at the MP. I have "assumed" the girls are pretty conservative, but maybe that's because I was too much of a gentleman? Is that a general practice? Or did I just find a couple of "liberals?"

[El Cabron 007]

Monterrey withdrawals, ha? I usually plan my next trip within 2 days of getting home.

On my 1st day in Monterrey (I love spelling out the city name instead of MTY), Carlos' words to me about taxis were "You can get anywhere for 20 pesos".

Well, except for that one time when I was really wasted, I took out a 20 and handed it to the driver when we reached the hotel, S girl tells me that I gave him 200, not 20. Shoot. I checked and sure enough I still had the 20 in my pocket. I guess there was one happy taxi driver in the city that night. No. He did not stop to tell me I over paid him. Why should he? I am a tourist, right?

Most of the rides in the immediate area never go over 20 pesos. On the other hand, night rides, like after midnight, run without meter and they seem to all ask for 40 pesos.

Now there are other things you can get from those taxi drivers. I have phone numbers for a couple of them that I call when I need something in the late hours like if a girl get sudden craving for a hamburger or, in the old days, when my dreadful x-girlfriend needed her stomach pumped because of her stupid nasty habit that she claimed she kicked .. yeah right.

Enjoy, have fun and be safe.

Wasted

Back for 24 hours and I'm completely bored so I'll post something about MTY that I encountered that has little to do with the girls. It is about the taxis! You have to watch these guys like a hawk! On my way to the resturaunt Saturday night the cab cost me $130pesos. My trip back only cost 70! One cab driver exchange my 50peso not for a 20! Most would not use their meter unless you made them! Just filing this under the category of "We cheat tourists and drunks!"

[Ken Tucky]

Back for 24 hours and I'm completely bored so I'll post something about MTY that I encountered that has little to do with the girls. It is about the taxis! You have to watch these guys like a hawk! On my way to the resturaunt Saturday night the cab cost me $130pesos. My trip back only cost 70! One cab driver exchange my 50peso not for a 20! Most would not use their meter unless you made them! Just filing this under the category of "We cheat tourists and drunks!"

[Ken Tucky]

Just installing my final report on my recent trip to MTY. I am back in Gringo World now and miss Mexico dearly. Hopefully I will make it my home in the next 6 months. I truly love everything about this grand country.

My Sunday ended with a whimper. It started raining on Sunday night, which needless to say, put a damper on everything. I did manage another MP encounter with the prettiest lady I had been with all weekend. She was incredibly pretty and a girlfriend like experience. It was at an MP a block behind Infinito. It has a yellow facade. I'm not sure of the name. It did cost me....600pesos! Ouch! She wanted to go to dinner with me when she got off at 8. She told me to meet her there. Of course, I did not oblige. I had other fish to fry.

I was at El Cielo at 9. I don't know, but it seemed to me that several of the girls at El Cielo preferred other girls, if you know what I mean. I just do not like to see that at a "Men's Club." That is very prevalent in the states. In fact, it is not rare to see women in Men's Clubs working the girls! I just leave at that point. So, I left and headed toward Infinito where I had a date at 10:30. Carlos is right, one needs to have a tour guide at Infinito to show him the ropes. Ahhh, I miss Mexico!

It was now after midnight and I had to make one more stop. It was a dark little dive. Tiny little place. They had a "special:" three songs 100pesos in privados. OMG! I didn't think I had anything left! That was all guys! 100pesos is all I paid for my last pop in Mexico! Incredible!

I just couldn't go back to the hotel. I ended up at the dance hall where you pay the girl a dollar a song to dance with you. I picked out the prettiest girl there and spent my last hour dancing in her arms. I wish I had a song to sing here, but I think you get the message. There is no place in the world like Monterrey, Mexico!

No one could believe a place like this exists. I hope the Americanization of Mexico doesn't bring this world to an end. It really seems like this is the way the world should be. Everyone doing their thing. No one getting hurt. I mean, some people gamble; others drink or smoke. I hope that we will become a more open world instead of fear mongers who believe they know what's right for everyone. Viva Mexico!

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[Precocious One]

Marc Faber, renowned investor and predictor of the 1987 stock market crash, stated today that the contracting credit boom that started in October 2003 and affected the asset prices of everything including the increased costs of mistresses, is now coming to an end.

He currently makes his home Thailand.

[El Cabron 007]

Pasarelas should have a sign on the door that reads:

We cheat tourists and drunks

If any of you live in, or go to, San Francisco, there is an Irish bar, if I recall correctly, called Pat O'Shea's on Geary Street that has that exact words above the entrance. I wonder if it still has it.

(Location conformed – see photos)

We too were overcharged a couple of times. Prestige, our frequent stop, was one. As a matter of fact, last time I was there, Carlos' girlfriend sat with me and alerted me when I got the bill that I was being overcharged for her drinks. The waiter did not bring the printed bill but rather a hand-written summary of the charges. It showed 8 drinks with a 1200 total. That was wrong since drinks are 120 each. When I questioned our long-time faithful waiter, he came back with a different explanation and gave me the "How could you even suspect me?" look. Who was I to argue with that? I paid.

One time they double charged us and explained that it was too late to redo the bill. Even Carlos could not argue and we paid.

Best of all, I used my Visa a couple of times at Prestige and Obsession. I had never ever had any fraud charges on any of my credit cards. However, soon after I used my Visa card there, I had a US $1,400 charge from Spain for some mail order catalog item. The date of transaction was during the time I was in Monterrey.

So yeah, be on the look out. Do what Infinito does; the waiter writes down every drink he serves to the tab on the table in front of me. Some show it to me after every time they add a drink.

If you can, NEVER use your credit card. You should know there is a 10% to 15% surcharge if you pay with a credit card at those clubs.

This is, in no way, putting down Mexico or Monterrey. I love this city and I love the people. But, as always, there are a few rotten apples everywhere we go.

Thank you all for your visit, please come again.

Wasted

About the Pasarelas, he is right. Some clubs really over exagerate the service.
Come to think about it, you should see how they treat Japanese, Chinese and Korean customers.

[MonterreyDude]

Please take note:
On day one Ken mentions he didn't like the Infinito.

Inifnito is a fast moving club, faster than little brother Givenchy, which Ken liked better, due principally that the privado quota for the girls at Givenchy is 12 privados, contrary to Infinito where they need 30 privados to get the salary.

When we met on Saturday I took Ken to the place to be: the portal of lust that takes you to the privado area which is now on the opposite side of the club, (Inifinito is using for a while the privados of the old Givenchy).

It is an akward place to stand, but you can see all the hot girls coming and going.
He had a chance to go ga-ga on Dennisse (although Ken like natural boobs), Priscilla, Katya, Bridgit, Amber, Athena (more fake boobs)... but anyway, he had a change of mind.

Some places, like the Infinito, you need a little "pointing the way" to help you out.

About the Pasarelas, he is right. Some clubs really over exagerate the service.
Come to think about it, you should see how they treat Japanese, Chinese and Korean customers.

But anyway, Ken had fun... be it MP's or SC.

Just an update while my room is being cleaned. The MP I went to yesterday is named Shampoo. I returned there this afternoon and got another girl. In the middle of “everything” she tried to up charge me. Nothing like being in “the moment” and somebody asking for “mas dinero.” I stopped, put my clothes on and left! Not before having a word with the madam at the front desk.

It is a nice place. You just have to have a little luck in choosing the right girl. They have several small rooms. So be sure and ask for the large room. I only paid $200 pesos and find that is the going rate most everywhere for everything. You can tip accordingly. Yesterday I tipped nothing and she never asked. Today I tipped nothing, and she asked. Like there’s not another chica who would be glad to have my money? They are literally everywhere here in MTY!

Like I’ve said, I’m not here to build any long term relationships. When I get ready to “settle down,” I’ll go to the church and find a nice lady. Not a hooker. Besides I’m still young. I figure I won’t get married again until I’m 55-60. I was married for 20 years. I’ve been divorced since 2000. My kids are grown. My life is good. Very good!
I then went to a MP that Carlos recommended to me yesterday. Actually it was one of the three. When I checked them out yesterday, this one seemed to have mostly flaca morenas. The other ones had pretty hefty girls. This one is named Sensations. It is located one street over in front of Infinito. The gorgeous little girl took care of my every need. The room was small. There was no ac, but there was a fan, mirrors, shower, and towel. OMG, is there NO end to this? She was 80 pounds of pure joy! Incredible.

Some other observations:

*It seems most of the girls who I spend time with want to hook up with me later. I’m not sure what this is about. I’m sure it is mostly about money. But, I just will not let them interfere with my fun. One girl wanted to come to my hotel when she got off at 6am! I told her that I would be asleep! I’m just NOT a morning guy. I will not adjust my schedule to them. I will not wait on them. Seems American women think they have the ONLY “puta” in town and want to hold out. They want to make you “work” for it! I definitely will NOT tolerate that attitude here.

*Danny, my “handler” at Pasareles last night wanted me to tip him! I was offended that he stood over me all night and when a drunk came and sat almost right on top of me and the Angel I was with, he would not make him move! Instead, we moved. When I was leaving he pestered me for a tip! He followed me outside and called me some kind of an American in front of several guys! I’m pretty sure it was NOT a compliment. I told him when he grew some tetas, I might tip him! I will NOT tolerate that kind of attitude here either.

*All of this goes to the Americanization of Mexico. These attitudes do NOT need to be encouraged here. What makes Mexico attractive to me is that they do not think or act like Americans. I like the way hookers will sit at a taco stand with regular folks and eat their tacos. This seems to be an accepted part of this culture. I know there is guilt here. I know the Catholic Church peddles a lot of guilt. But it seems to be accepted that we are ALL going to do things that are unacceptable to the Church and we are all going to be forgiven for that. So people do not walk around feeling guilty all the time. This seems to be contrary to the way things are in America. Americans are made to feel guilty on so many levels it is ridiculous: from their credit score, to their weight, to everything Dr. Phil thinks is right or wrong! I do not want that to change here in Mexico.

Ok guys. I’m off to eat some more delicious tacos al pastor and maybe find another chica to play with. I just wanted to share some of my perspectives here. Thanks for reading.

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[Ken Tucky]

Just an update while my room is being cleaned. The MP I went to yesterday is named Shampoo. I returned there this afternoon and got another girl. In the middle of “everything” she tried to up charge me. Nothing like being in “the moment” and somebody asking for “mas dinero.” I stopped, put my clothes on and left! Not before having a word with the madam at the front desk.

It is a nice place. You just have to have a little luck in choosing the right girl. They have several small rooms. So be sure and ask for the large room. I only paid $200 pesos and find that is the going rate most everywhere for everything. You can tip accordingly. Yesterday I tipped nothing and she never asked. Today I tipped nothing, and she asked. Like there’s not another chica who would be glad to have my money? They are literally everywhere here in MTY!

Like I’ve said, I’m not here to build any long term relationships. When I get ready to “settle down,” I’ll go to the church and find a nice lady. Not a hooker. Besides I’m still young. I figure I won’t get married again until I’m 55-60. I was married for 20 years. I’ve been divorced since 2000. My kids are grown. My life is good. Very good!
I then went to a MP that Carlos recommended to me yesterday. Actually it was one of the three. When I checked them out yesterday, this one seemed to have mostly flaca morenas. The other ones had pretty hefty girls. This one is named Sensations. It is located one street over in front of Infinito. The gorgeous little girl took care of my every need. The room was small. There was no ac, but there was a fan, mirrors, shower, and towel. OMG, is there NO end to this? She was 80 pounds of pure joy! Incredible.

Some other observations:

*It seems most of the girls who I spend time with want to hook up with me later. I’m not sure what this is about. I’m sure it is mostly about money. But, I just will not let them interfere with my fun. One girl wanted to come to my hotel when she got off at 6am! I told her that I would be asleep! I’m just NOT a morning guy. I will not adjust my schedule to them. I will not wait on them. Seems American women think they have the ONLY “puta” in town and want to hold out. They want to make you “work” for it! I definitely will NOT tolerate that attitude here.

*Danny, my “handler” at Pasareles last night wanted me to tip him! I was offended that he stood over me all night and when a drunk came and sat almost right on top of me and the Angel I was with, he would not make him move! Instead, we moved. When I was leaving he pestered me for a tip! He followed me outside and called me some kind of an American in front of several guys! I’m pretty sure it was NOT a compliment. I told him when he grew some tetas, I might tip him! I will NOT tolerate that kind of attitude here either.

*All of this goes to the Americanization of Mexico. These attitudes do NOT need to be encouraged here. What makes Mexico attractive to me is that they do not think or act like Americans. I like the way hookers will sit at a taco stand with regular folks and eat their tacos. This seems to be an accepted part of this culture. I know there is guilt here. I know the Catholic Church peddles a lot of guilt. But it seems to be accepted that we are ALL going to do things that are unacceptable to the Church and we are all going to be forgiven for that. So people do not walk around feeling guilty all the time. This seems to be contrary to the way things are in America. Americans are made to feel guilty on so many levels it is ridiculous: from their credit score, to their weight, to everything Dr. Phil thinks is right or wrong! I do not want that to change here in Mexico.

Ok guys. I’m off to eat some more delicious tacos al pastor and maybe find another chica to play with. I just wanted to share some of my perspectives here. Thanks for reading.

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[Ken Tucky]

Well Day 2 in paradise started with a ¨massage. ¨ Not sure the name of the place but I had been there in January and had some success so I checked it out again. It was just as I had remembered. There were about 10 girls at 2pm. Most were acceptable. 3 were really nice. $200 pesos for everything. The room was nice. It had a large bed with huge mirrors everywhere, air conditioning (important this time of year! Most MPs do not have ac), a nice fan, bathroom, and shower. The lady was very sweet and kind. She lay with me afterwards for about 20 minutes just talking. Incredible! So my day was off to a good start!

I then got to meet Carlos Perez. Guys, I cannot tell you how much help this board has been to me. Carlos has been my hero. It was really nice to finally meet one of the ¨characters¨in this ¨drama. ¨ He was nothing as I had imagined. Not the playboy with a gold chain and rings! Ha! He is very mild mannered. He was very generous with me. He spent about an hour with me and I am richer still because of it.

I then went to a restaurant that Carlos told me about, El Gacho. I wanted to see the ¨normal¨ side of town. I had a huge steak and glass of vino (I never drink wine, just beer) then I headed toward the recommended Pasarelas.

The cab got a little lost and I ended up in front of Harem. I checked it out, but it was not going to happen there. It was too small, too many guys and the girls were NOT interested in the gringo. I hung for about 20 minutes then went to Pasarelas! There are two other clubs that are next to Pasarelas with guys/gals out front trying to draw you in, but when that "almost" happened the door from Pasarelas opened and a guy directed me in. Now, Pasarelas is a club where the guys working there "handle" you. I usually do not like this. I knew the lowdown on this club and was ready; however, after only being there for about 2 minutes, two girls came to me and consumed me! They were incredible! Of course, Danny, my "handler, " pushed me to buy them drinks. $110pesos each=$22US for two. And he wanted to know if I wanted to open a tab! Ahaa! "No, I'll just pay as I go. " After that, I do not remember much. These girls were all over me! Must be my weekend for two girls! Anyways, I dismissed one after the first drink, about 20 minutes later. Then I stayed with "Angel" for the next couple of hours. She is a flaca morena who had perfect parts.

Now this is the crazy part. I was "sampling" the "merchandise" and they tasted sweet! Then I noticed something white coming out. Oh my god! She has a five month old baby. I could not tell by her perfect body! Guys, this may be too kinky for you, but it turned me on like crazy! I spent about 2 hours with her. She gave me her phone number. Wow! Never would that happen in the states!

It was late. I was tired, but I was still "high" from the experience and I wanted to roll the dice one more time. The "door girls"! I had one that had been bugging me every time I passed by, so I decided to give her a whirl. 150pesos for everything. What did I have to lose? Well, I lost my $15 bucks. The "room" was made of plywood dividers! There was no ac. And she wanted another 100pesos to remove her clothes. I left! So, day 2 was not as good as day one, but it was 1000 times better than ANYWHERE stateside. The cost for both days was about $300US. Worth every penny!

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[Ken Tucky]

After being in Guadalajara for a couple of days I arrived in MTY yesterday evening. After getting settled I hit the streets about 8:30. I headed toward the infamous Infinito. I stopped at a couple MPs and new strip joints along the way, but did not find anything much. HOWEVER, there is a new club next to Infinito that looked promising: a lot of girls, two big stages and not many guys. At Infinito much was the same as when I was here in January. The place was crowded and the girls were "average. " They had moved the privado area from upstairs, but I moved on. I went to Tangalay and was surprised when I walked in the one of the girls recognized me from when I was there in January. I did not like it that she recognized me. I only bought her a couple of drinks in January and we did some dfk, but no privados, et. Al. You see, I'm not here to make any girlfriends. I like it that there are a thousand chicas within a 5 block area of my hotel. I asked her how she could recognize me when she is with a ton of guys everyday! Ni modo. I hung around for the presentation and did not see anything that caught my attention, so I moved on. I went back to the aforementioned new club next to Infinito. During their presentation I found two, three, four or was it five? Girls who I considered worthy of more attention in the privados. Three of the five were keepers, but the night was young, so I headed towards El Ceilo.

When I walked in to El Ceilo a girl named "Daisy" befriended me immediately. I bought her a drink and we exchanged familiarities. Then she took me to the privados during the presentation and I'm not sure what happened next, but I was a very very happy man. I think I was out 200pesos. We went back to the floor and she asked me about a salida, but I told her "no girls" in my hotel. Again, I'm not here to make any long-term commitments.

I then checked out the "door girls. " I have to admit that I have a weakness for them. I chatted them up a little, but did not see anything that knocked my socks off.

I refueled at a taco stand with some tacos al pastor. It was about 12:30. Then I went to a dance club where there were a lot of girls/women standing around. You could invite them to dance for 10pesos a song. What did I have to lose! That was fun for awhile, but I was getting tired and I could see that I was not going to strike gold, so I headed to towards the hotel.

I could not give the night up without stopping at a skank club near my hotel. There were two girls sitting outside the club who I chatted with a little bit before I went into the club. The club had several girls who were mostly asleep! I hung for a minute, then went back outside and chatted with the girls who were sitting there. They were waiting on the club boss for an interview. Anyways, one thing led to another and they told me they wanted to go home with the gringo for the night! I told them not in my hotel, so we found another hotel. 400 pesos and 2 girls? Deal Baby! OMG. TLN had never been so good!

No matter what happens the rest of the weekend, I'll never forget last night. I'll keep you guys posted.

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[MonterreyDude]

No bait and switch here... that is the MP norm when they advertise on the internet...
They never update the webpage, they just let it be.
Alway expect that... another norm.

I call lucesazules the rate was $.2 for 1 1/2 hr and I went to their apartment, the girls were old and overweight,(bait & switch) nothing compare with the girls in the web site.

[Precocious One]

Q. my friend. I must tell you, again, you are a good man for openly sharing your findings.

I went to a bar once with, i can't recall which one of my girls, and saw Brenda. A so damm hot 18 y/o waiters. I instantly felt up her thigh. Whatever possessed me to do that? I am usually very shy. Yes I am .. Honest. And even if I wasn't shy, how could I have been so forward. But the girl loved it although she pulled away gently. But whenever she came back, she stood close enough and allowed me 'some' ... oh man .. I need a cold shower. I’ll right back.....

Anyways, I asked her to come with me, us, me and the girl or girls, I think I was with both S and P for a group ride. She was so crunchy. 18 and pretty and oh so ... ho do you say .. lusty? is that a word? I could not help myself. She was hotter than X even.

OK Q. We'll go say hello to her together. I'll confirm my next weekend trip and we'll plan something.

Wasted

Yes. That would be fun. However, since you are only coming in for the weekend and I know your time will be tight, by all means hit it if I can't make it. This 20-year-old starts work at about 10:30 to 11:00 PM. Now, there are a few 7-8's that hang out there on Saturday night. Those are not her. This girl has the face of a ten. It is irrefutable. You will know this girl the minute you see her. Innocent and absolutely beautiful. Stunning. She has one of the most prettiest faces I have ever seen in my two months here. If you do run into her, let me know if you or your girls think she is a puta or ex-puta. Better yet, maybe you crew will be able to take her out of the club. It just seems that she would unequivocally be one of the most sought after girls if she worked at Harem or Pasarelas. As Bar International does not require health cards, maybe this is her only alternative.