Monterrey

[MonterreyDude]

There is one thing USB that needs to be pointed out again... we had that chat last time you were here.
Has to do with your Cindy #1....

From your point of view, you want nothing with Cindy #1, yet you see her, you talk to her, you buy her drinks, want a salida with her...
What do you think is on her mind???
Please answer me that.

If you insist on dealing with her in front of the rest of the girls, what do you think they are thinking???

If you get a girl and then jump back to Cindy #1... don't you think she won't brag her seniority with you and rub it to the girls???

From your posts, I think she still thinks she is USB's senior girl.

Iam begining to believe that is why the Pasarelas A girl is not hooking with you.

I arrived at Pasarelas, and inadvertently took a seat, it turns out, next to Cindy #1. She was occupied with another dude, and she would peak around the guy to see what I was up to, acknowledging me, waiving covertly behind the guy's back a little bit. I noticed that she appeared that she would be tied up a while with this dude.

Anyway, what really is of strategic value is what happened next. The waiter had ventured off the find me an acceptable delgada. Anyway, guess whom he returns with?

None other than WastedG's "X" girl of El Infinito fame. WastedG's "X" girl has been away from the club scene for about a month, and no longer works at El Infinito. Actually, I believe she has not been working for a month, and I believe now, in retrospect, that she told me she just started that night.

I sometimes get the details of what they tell me mixed up, or I simply can't hear what they're saying with all the loud music and noise in the clubs, and because they are speaking rapid fire Spanish. But, I believe she told me that she just started that night, and that she had not worked for a month.

What was of significant value with respect to my influencing circumstances with Cindy #1 is that when "X" saw me, she almost screamed my name, and embraced me on the couch, exhibiting what appeared to be a very familiar and significantly sincere affection for me.

Now, to understand the meaning of this embrace, you would have to realize that she was embracing me as an amigo to WastedG, strictly as a friend. But, to the unfamiliar and suspicious eye, she appeared to be one of my best girls. Cindy #1 had to be thinking, "does USB know every frickin' young, HOT girl in MTY." Anyway, I hope that "X's" totally innocent display had a good strategic effect on Cindy #1 as being more than it really was.

This same display by "X" was also witnessed by New Pasarelas girl. I have been really undecided about new Pasarelas girl after my last trip because she just didn't make me feel that she was a decent candidate for salidas. But, last night, while she was sitting with another dude, she made a lot of attempts to get me to stay, jesturing to me that she would only be tied up a few more moments, seemingly wanting me to please stand by for her to break free.

I waited a while, but got bored waiting. I decided that by leaving, it would probably have even a better effect for Sunday night, or possibly a weeknight, preferably a rainy one. I think this girl will go on salida, and I think she's going through the decision process. Once the girls go on salida once, they are into the abis and rarely return to their comparatively tame club existence.

So, I expect that once she finally goes, if she hasn't already, the flood gates will have opened for my opportunity to take her on salida. And, if I'm lucky, she might decide that I will be her first. That's happened a number of times to me, and it's always really fun because the girls go into it with some initial fear and concern, only to realize that it sure as hell beats a night working in the bar. That's usually when the flood gates open wide, and they are salida material for all to follow.

With it being Saturday night, Cindy #1 doesn't typically have to worry about being patronized. She is a popular girl. But, on weeknights, and especially rainy week nights, she will be highly motivated to make sure she keeps me interested, which is always fun. The same can be said of New Pasarelas girl. That's why WastedG's "X" girl showing up could not have been more timely for my other interests in the club.

With other girls competing for your attention in full view of the other, it many times proves to be a great catalyst to future sessions with them, the jealous. They just feel they have to work harder to keep you as a client. I realize that flies in the face of my strategy with my "G" girl, but "G" girl IS having to work for my attentions more lately, just differently than my creating jealousies that motivate her. I am faithful to my "G" girl in her bar, and I intend to continue along that same strategic line.

While I was at Pasarelas, I was told that my "X" girl, not to be confused with WastedG's "X" girl, no longer worked at Pasarelas, and that she had moved over to Harem. So, after becoming bored waiting for New Pasarelas Girl to break free of her dude, I decided to head over to Harem to see if I could find my "X" girl. I waited about a half hour for my "X" girl to get done in the privados. She finally came down, and we sat for a while. I thought she drank her drink a little too fast for my liking, so I dismissed her, nicely of course, saying I was tired and needed to go to the hotel to sleep. I told her I would return Sunday night to see her again. She is going to have to learn that drinking too fast is NOT the best strategy to keep me interested.

While in Pasarelas, I also saw a girl, WastedG's flame from yesteryear, his "D" girl. She was very sweet to me, and seemingly trying to cultivate me as a future client, constantly eying me, smiling profusely as she sat with another dude, seemingly taking interest in me. She got the last of the galletas that night. There was barely a half a cookie left, and she was savoring it like she had not eaten in a week. Her body, by the way, was HOT, HOT, HOT. She, of course, came over and paid all kinds of attention to me, asked about WastedG, etc....But, as WastedG has reported, she is probably not the best choice for GFE or tranquil experiences, verdad?

Anway, Sunday is another day....stay tuned. I'm optomistic.

[Member #3453]

I arrived at Pasarelas, and inadvertently took a seat, it turns out, next to Cindy #1. She was occupied with another dude, and she would peak around the guy to see what I was up to, acknowledging me, waiving covertly behind the guy's back a little bit. I noticed that she appeared that she would be tied up a while with this dude.

Anyway, what really is of strategic value is what happened next. The waiter had ventured off the find me an acceptable delgada. Anyway, guess whom he returns with?

None other than WastedG's "X" girl of El Infinito fame. WastedG's "X" girl has been away from the club scene for about a month, and no longer works at El Infinito. Actually, I believe she has not been working for a month, and I believe now, in retrospect, that she told me she just started that night.

I sometimes get the details of what they tell me mixed up, or I simply can't hear what they're saying with all the loud music and noise in the clubs, and because they are speaking rapid fire Spanish. But, I believe she told me that she just started that night, and that she had not worked for a month.

What was of significant value with respect to my influencing circumstances with Cindy #1 is that when "X" saw me, she almost screamed my name, and embraced me on the couch, exhibiting what appeared to be a very familiar and significantly sincere affection for me.

Now, to understand the meaning of this embrace, you would have to realize that she was embracing me as an amigo to WastedG, strictly as a friend. But, to the unfamiliar and suspicious eye, she appeared to be one of my best girls. Cindy #1 had to be thinking, "does USB know every frickin' young, HOT girl in MTY." Anyway, I hope that "X's" totally innocent display had a good strategic effect on Cindy #1 as being more than it really was.

This same display by "X" was also witnessed by New Pasarelas girl. I have been really undecided about new Pasarelas girl after my last trip because she just didn't make me feel that she was a decent candidate for salidas. But, last night, while she was sitting with another dude, she made a lot of attempts to get me to stay, jesturing to me that she would only be tied up a few more moments, seemingly wanting me to please stand by for her to break free.

I waited a while, but got bored waiting. I decided that by leaving, it would probably have even a better effect for Sunday night, or possibly a weeknight, preferably a rainy one. I think this girl will go on salida, and I think she's going through the decision process. Once the girls go on salida once, they are into the abis and rarely return to their comparatively tame club existence.

So, I expect that once she finally goes, if she hasn't already, the flood gates will have opened for my opportunity to take her on salida. And, if I'm lucky, she might decide that I will be her first. That's happened a number of times to me, and it's always really fun because the girls go into it with some initial fear and concern, only to realize that it sure as hell beats a night working in the bar. That's usually when the flood gates open wide, and they are salida material for all to follow.

With it being Saturday night, Cindy #1 doesn't typically have to worry about being patronized. She is a popular girl. But, on weeknights, and especially rainy week nights, she will be highly motivated to make sure she keeps me interested, which is always fun. The same can be said of New Pasarelas girl. That's why WastedG's "X" girl showing up could not have been more timely for my other interests in the club.

With other girls competing for your attention in full view of the other, it many times proves to be a great catalyst to future sessions with them, the jealous. They just feel they have to work harder to keep you as a client. I realize that flies in the face of my strategy with my "G" girl, but "G" girl IS having to work for my attentions more lately, just differently than my creating jealousies that motivate her. I am faithful to my "G" girl in her bar, and I intend to continue along that same strategic line.

While I was at Pasarelas, I was told that my "X" girl, not to be confused with WastedG's "X" girl, no longer worked at Pasarelas, and that she had moved over to Harem. So, after becoming bored waiting for New Pasarelas Girl to break free of her dude, I decided to head over to Harem to see if I could find my "X" girl. I waited about a half hour for my "X" girl to get done in the privados. She finally came down, and we sat for a while. I thought she drank her drink a little too fast for my liking, so I dismissed her, nicely of course, saying I was tired and needed to go to the hotel to sleep. I told her I would return Sunday night to see her again. She is going to have to learn that drinking too fast is NOT the best strategy to keep me interested.

While in Pasarelas, I also saw a girl, WastedG's flame from yesteryear, his "D" girl. She was very sweet to me, and seemingly trying to cultivate me as a future client, constantly eying me, smiling profusely as she sat with another dude, seemingly taking interest in me. She got the last of the galletas that night. There was barely a half a cookie left, and she was savoring it like she had not eaten in a week. Her body, by the way, was HOT, HOT, HOT. She, of course, came over and paid all kinds of attention to me, asked about WastedG, etc....But, as WastedG has reported, she is probably not the best choice for GFE or tranquil experiences, verdad?

Anway, Sunday is another day....stay tuned. I'm optomistic.

[Member #3453]

After visiting Beibis, I ventured over to El Cielo. I sat for a while, looking for anything with potential. The only girl that I considered was sitting with another girl, unoccupied. She had kind of a "punky" and "grunge" look. She had this piercing right through her lower lip. I don't really remember her name. She was a flaca guera. Anyway, I thought she had a nice smile, and she kept looking in my direction. I have never seen her before, and she later told me she had worked there for a few months.

I finally decided just to leave, and when I walked past her, she gave me a big smile, and I noticed just a sweet twinkle in her eye. I actually walked completely past her, and probably would have just headed to the hotel to make a few phone calls, but the waiter was mopping the floor in the way of my path to the door. The floor was really wet...hazardous really, and I had already walked past "Punky." But, because I was forced to stop on my way to the door, and because I was still thinking about this girl's seemingly sweet and friendly attitude, I decided just to walk back to her and say hello. When I turned around abruptly, I noticed that she had turned completely around in her chair to watch me walk out of the club. When our eyes met, I sensed that she might have some potential. I took ahold of her hand and up the stairs we went to the privados.

It turns out that she actually spoke very good English, having worked in San Diego for a while. She spoke pretty good English for a girl that, according to her, had only lived in San Diego for a month. Anyway, the lip ring thing really turns me off, and I would prefer her without it, but attitude is everything, IMHO.

We hit it off really well. But, her initial reaction to my inquiring about her doing salidas was not postive. I just asked her if she does them, and she said no, that she is slow to trust strangers, and that she really prefers to work in the club. I still sense she has potential for future salidas, but this one would take a little work, getting to know her better, etc...but, I think she will go...it's going to take some time and some work. You have to choose your battles, and I decided that this one would have to wait. I held her to three privados, and promised to return later to see her.

I proceeded to the hotel to freshen up. I decided to head over to Pasarelas around 11:15pm. Stay tuned....

[Member #3453]

i visited el infinito last night, just briefly. they have changed the privados back to the other side of the building again, to the original location on the north side of the building. i guess they made the roof repairs they were needing. my "g" girl said they closed that side because of a leaky roof last time i was in town. i arrived about 7:30-8:00pm, and when i went into the privados with my girl, i noticed that the booths were absolutely filthy, more so than usual, numerous pieces of tp all over the floors of the booths, disgusting...really bad.

i visited givenchy looking for givenchy new girl, hoping that she would want to [CodeWord123] me again, but she did not seem to be working. i fully intend to actually bar fine this girl. her attention and interest level approaches my "g" girl, but i sense that givenchy girl does not have quite the sweetness about her that i like. but, givenchy girl does have the depraved desire that i like. i got the impression last time that she doesn't work too often. givenchy was about the same as last time. i saw a girl dancing on the stage when i arrived, one that kind of caught my interest, and one that i ultimately took into the privados. once i arrived in the privados, i realized that i had taken her into the privados before, a very sweet girl. i have this real difficult tendency to forget the girls from one trip to the next unless i really concentrate on them, especially when the girls are married or i have determined that they are not really decent candidates for going on salida.

for some reason, like einstein, (double :d) i put insignificant things out of my mind to concentrate on the more important things. so, once i eliminate them from consideration, i absent mindedly just forget having taken some of these vestal virgins into the privados, only to find out again that they are either married, can't go on salida, have boyfriends, etc...

but, christy did say she would do full service in the private room or the privados, so it might be fun. christy is kind of like a "g" girl substitute, but maybe a little less of a hot body, a little more pouchy look, but still good compared to "g," and certainly a really sweet attitude, like "g." so, i kept her in the privados for three dances just to reacquaint myself with her, and to set up a possible trist in the private room. for her part, it is about 400 pesos for quite a bit of time in the private room. i reported on the cost last time, and i believe it's around 350 pesos to rent the private room.

of course, you will also have to buy her a few drinks for whatever time you are in there. i believe it's a two hour long period that you an spend with them in the private room. frankly, i really like this private room at givenchy because, from my point of view, you can really test drive a girl, almost as though she were back at your hotel, just to determine how she is prior to actually paying to take her on salida, which will typically cost you more than double for the girl's part of the deal, most girls costing around 1000 pesos for two hours at your hotel.

this way, if you have a hunch that she might be good, you can try her out in the private room for about 400 pesos. i feel a little restricted in the private room. i don't have all my props, and there isn't really a bed, only a couch. but, you can get a really good sense of the potential for less than half the price.

if she proves out, then you can get to know her better with a salida later on during other visits. i will definitely visit the private room a few times at givenchy this trip. the selection at givenchy, as far as shear numbers, is certainly better than it ever was in the past. this place has the potential to equal el infinito eventually, imho, and already surpasses matehuela. even the selection seems to be improving.

next, i stopped into tangalay hoping to get a glimpse of precocious one's "s" girl. but, i was pursued by a skagg, and forced to extract myself from the situation. it was very busy in tangalay, and i asked if the skagg girl knew "s" but she played dumb. i finally gave up that endeavor, not wanting to attract any other fea hanger's on, so i decided that po could help me find her later, some other day. i proceeded to walk from tangalay to el cielo at this point in the evening, around 9pm.

it is at this point, while walking to el cielo that i glanced over in the direction of beibies. i have been in this clubs a few times, and decided that i would scope it out with more thoroughness this time, believing that i needed to find a few more viable alternative clubs for additional options.

we are, as a club of guys, running into one another too much by frequenting some of the same clubs. frankly, the selection in el infinito is limited for me due to my loyalty to my "g" girl, but otherwise, my amigos have dibs on a lot of different girls there.

it's just my own psychological hangup, one that i also sense from my amigos for their parts, to avoid the girls of my amigos, unless the girls absolutely throw themselves at me. i just prefer to be in ignorant bliss, knowing full well, of course, what these girls do for a living, but liking it less if they are doing it with the likes of, god forbid, carlos, wastedg, mr. l, round the world, precocious one, and the list keeps growing.

i don't know, maybe i am also starting to feel too constrained, too well known, and just a little bored with frequenting the same clubs. i had started to have this same attitude when i began to frequent pasarelas about 6-8 months ago. now, i am very widely known there, have a lot of options, but even there, i don't really want to wear out my welcome. so, i am actively looking for other options.

anyway, to broaden my options within different clubs is my goal this trip. it may also prove interesting with respect to posting updates on places that may not have been reported on her too much previously. additional details on my initial and brief first experience in beibis can be found in the usb section.

i will return there to finally arrive at an ultimate conclusion, but it seems to have no less potential than some of the other clubs we frequent.

[MonterreyDude]

There are many resons why Monterrey is not the escort capital.
Mainly cause when the business started they were famous for poor delivery and now, they are still famous for that....
There are many escort services, but with so an uneven quality and some with high prices (up to level with USA prices) that people just opt for MPs and SCs.

Some other Escort sites:

http://www.bomboncitasregias.com/ (pretty girls but expensive)

http://www.2muchmodel.com

http://www.misses.com.mx (This is offers both Incall and Outcall services, they have very pretty girls but also is very expensive)

And some Incalls

http://www.misses.com.mx

http://reducline.8k.com/

http://www.astriddspa.com/

www.pompis.com.mx

Monterrey is called the la ciudad de los Table Dance (The Strip Club City) too bad it doesn't have many options regarding scorts services I hope someday it will be called also one of the best spots for escorting like Mexico City or Montreal (I prefer escorts cuz I a shy guy. I like strip clubs too. But escorts are like ordering a pizza when you are hungry. Right to your room, you eat you get satisfaction and that's it. But in the other hand there's bait and switch and nasty surprises appears sometimes)

[MonterreyDude]

Austin, I'll be glad to help you out.
Please, when posible, PM so I can answer your questions in a more direct way.
And don't worry about Spanish, you might be new to the scene but you'll manage...

Many thanks Carlos and Strike.

From reviewing the site, I feel honored to have received Carlos' input. I must admit that while I'm not shy, the escort arrangement feels much safer to me. But I'm an adventurous guy and would like to try the other stuff, but only if accompanied by a veteran.

Carlos, if you have any interest in showing a novice to MTY the ropes, I'the be much appreciative. Though I don't speak Spanish. Don't know how much of a problem that would be.

I'll need to subscribe in order to communicate directly with you.

Thanks again,

Austin

PS. Funny thing as I reflect, my username and email username, which I adopted back in 2004 is the result of being scammed out of $200 at an Omni Hotel in Austin Texas. Thus Austin Hotel! But to be honest, I learned my lesson and hadn't had any problems in my many, many hotel encounters since.

This is a great site.

[MonterreyDude]

In Monterrey?
No where....

And please guys I'm beggin all of you. Answer please:

Where can I find a girl like this in MTY? (no matter the cost, no matter if it's in a strip club or massage parlor or escort) :

http://www.clubnikiv.com/

Translation: I'm looking for pretty girls with huge tits who provides full service ( preferently natural tits. D or DD cup will do the job but if there's bigger I will not complain hehe)

Thank you in advance

[Member #3453]

"other hand there's bait and switch and nasty surprises appears sometimes"

Oh, so true...but, even if you pick them right off the stage, nude as the day they were born, you can sometimes end up with a dudd. Luck of the draw, or a significant amount of interviewing first, either way you just never really know for sure until the moment of truth.

Some other Escort sites:

http://www.bomboncitasregias.com/ (pretty girls but expensive)

http://www.2muchmodel.com

http://www.misses.com.mx (This is offers both Incall and Outcall services, they have very pretty girls but also is very expensive)

And some Incalls

http://www.misses.com.mx

http://reducline.8k.com/

http://www.astriddspa.com/

www.pompis.com.mx

Monterrey is called the la ciudad de los Table Dance (The Strip Club City) too bad it doesn't have many options regarding scorts services I hope someday it will be called also one of the best spots for escorting like Mexico City or Montreal (I prefer escorts cuz I a shy guy. I like strip clubs too. But escorts are like ordering a pizza when you are hungry. Right to your room, you eat you get satisfaction and that's it. But in the other hand there's bait and switch and nasty surprises appears sometimes)

[Austin Hotel]

Many thanks Carlos and Strike.

From reviewing the site, I feel honored to have received Carlos' input. I must admit that while I'm not shy, the escort arrangement feels much safer to me. But I'm an adventurous guy and would like to try the other stuff, but only if accompanied by a veteran.

Carlos, if you have any interest in showing a novice to MTY the ropes, I'the be much appreciative. Though I don't speak Spanish. Don't know how much of a problem that would be.

I'll need to subscribe in order to communicate directly with you.

Thanks again,

Austin

PS. Funny thing as I reflect, my username and email username, which I adopted back in 2004 is the result of being scammed out of $200 at an Omni Hotel in Austin Texas. Thus Austin Hotel! But to be honest, I learned my lesson and hadn't had any problems in my many, many hotel encounters since.

This is a great site.

[Strike 69]

And please guys I'm beggin all of you. Answer please:

Where can I find a girl like this in MTY? (no matter the cost, no matter if it's in a strip club or massage parlor or escort) :

http://www.clubnikiv.com/

Translation: I'm looking for pretty girls with huge tits who provides full service ( preferently natural tits. D or DD cup will do the job but if there's bigger I will not complain hehe)

Thank you in advance

[Strike 69]

Some other Escort sites:

http://www.bomboncitasregias.com/ (pretty girls but expensive)

http://www.2muchmodel.com

http://www.misses.com.mx (This is offers both Incall and Outcall services, they have very pretty girls but also is very expensive)

And some Incalls

http://www.misses.com.mx

http://reducline.8k.com/

http://www.astriddspa.com/

www.pompis.com.mx

Monterrey is called the la ciudad de los Table Dance (The Strip Club City) too bad it doesn't have many options regarding scorts services I hope someday it will be called also one of the best spots for escorting like Mexico City or Montreal (I prefer escorts cuz I a shy guy. I like strip clubs too. But escorts are like ordering a pizza when you are hungry. Right to your room, you eat you get satisfaction and that's it. But in the other hand there's bait and switch and nasty surprises appears sometimes)

[MonterreyDude]

that is one of the reasons i do not ever recomend escort services.
anyway austin, check out the links, might help you out... though i do not vouch for them.

http://www.regioscorts.com/

http://www.alondra21.********.com/

www.2muchmodel.com

www.passion.com.mx

http://www.goldengirls.com.mx/main.html?src=%2f

http://www.lasflorecitas.com.mx/

http://www.gratisweb.com/lolitasregias/

www.bombonesdelcontry.com.mx

i will be in mty on the evening of sept 5 for a meeting on sept 6 (and then back home). usually when i come town i hook up with someone at my hotel. used an escort service and, funny, two different escort services sent me the same girl. ah sofia - nice, but a little chunky and i'd like to try something different.

can anyone offer suggestions on either a particular girl i could call or a service you're comfortable with.

i very much appreciate the dialogue on the site and thank you in advance for any assistance.

austin

[Austin Hotel]

I will be in MTY on the evening of Sept 5 for a meeting on Sept 6 (and then back home). Usually when I come town I hook up with someone at my hotel. Used an escort service and, funny, two different escort services sent me the same girl. Ah Sofia - nice, but a little chunky and I'd like to try something different.

Can anyone offer suggestions on either a particular girl I could call or a service you're comfortable with.

I very much appreciate the dialogue on the site and thank you in advance for any assistance.

Austin

[Member #3453]

You're precisely right. The results are never quite the same each time we return, and the expecation level is always to achieve at least the same, if not better results, each time. I believe you have stumbled, intelligently of course, onto the source of my many emotional roller coaster experiences in MTY. It is, indeed, much wiser to go with NO expectations, and to let it all happen naturally, and more importantly, to view the girls without any degree of emotional significance.

I am a control freak, and prefer to orchestrate everything according to my premeditated plan, which, after many years of attempting to pull it off, something that I should know better as a result of my many failed "attempts," is simply NOT possible in MTY. I have a great track record pulling it off, but nothing is ever good enough, and for every five attempts at duplicating the perfection that I once may have experienced, there is always one that throws me back.

But, with respect to viewing the girls as just a fix, more or less as meat to the slaughter...well, that is where I have the problem. For the sake of the GFE, I must view them, at least temporarily while on the ground in MTY, with some degree of legitimacy. The wiser perspective is to view them as meat to the slaughter, as just a fix. Unfortunately, for the sake of the GFE, by my assigning them credit where no credit is due, I set myself up for disappointments. They are, afterall, hos...but, of course, they are also "females" first, and sometimes, if one can catch them in an unguarded moment, they stop acting like hos, and project a depth of sincerity that produces the GFE effect. Very complicated process, and dangerous for me, emotionally. I'll be there again this Saturday through the night of 8/31. Come on down and join the fray.

And I'm an addict! OMG! You guys need to quit this moaning. Just admit it; besides that IS the first step. Going back to the same place and expecting different results is the definition of.... Well, I know the definition of "crazy" is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. These B-I-t-C-H-e-S are just a "fix." No matter which one we try to own (i.e. GFE) we will get screwed (in every since of the word). That's the reason I do not try to establish anything long-term. I live for today, because if I think the results will ever be any different in the end, then I am K-W-A-Y-Z!

[Ken Tucky]

And I'm an addict! OMG! You guys need to quit this moaning. Just admit it; besides that IS the first step. Going back to the same place and expecting different results is the definition of.... Well, I know the definition of "crazy" is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. These B-I-t-C-H-e-S are just a "fix." No matter which one we try to own (i.e. GFE) we will get screwed (in every since of the word). That's the reason I do not try to establish anything long-term. I live for today, because if I think the results will ever be any different in the end, then I am K-W-A-Y-Z!