Monterrey

[TomJackin]

Welcome to Monterrey!

Monterrey is one of the most modern cities in Mexico! It mostly caters to business people. It is a beautiful city and has a great selection of restaurants and clubs.

According to Wikipedia, "Monterrey is the third largest city in Mexico and the capital of the state of Nuevo LEóand. It is the commercial, industrial, educational, and transportation hub of northern Mexico, also third in economic importance after Mexico City and Mexico State. Although it is historically an industrial and commercial city (in fact most foreign visitors come for business purposes), tourists will be surprised at the wealth of cultural and entertainment attractions that the city has to offer. ".

Why Monterrey?

My last time I was in Monterrey was in October 2019. After that trip, Monterrey became one of my favorite cities in Mexico. The city, food, and the chicas were off the hook! This trip, when it came to clubs and restaurants, I did not see any collateral damage from pinche covid.

Note: I flew to Monterrey out of Tijuana and back only using my passport card. A passport book was not required.

All the money I quote is in pesos, unless you see the dollar sign.

I used CBX from Otay to the Tijuana airport and back. CBX round trip was around 38 bucks. CBX prices are seasonal. They have a low season, regular season, and high season. I crossed during the low season.

After clearing immigration at the Tijuana airport, I relaxed in the lounge for some chow and adult beverages. Returning, there was an Oma Premier Lounge in Terminal 1 and it sucked big hairy balls! Ask me how I really feel!

Getting there:

I flew Viva Aerobus for the first time round-trip to Monterrey. I knew there would be a delay because of the light fog. Even though the fog lifted, there was still a 4-hour delay; pinche fog pussies! The plane landed at one terminal, but we had to walk 20+ minutes to a different terminal to exit the airport! I still do not understand the reasoning behind that.

Airport transportation:

When I arrived in Monterrey, I called for an Uber and the cost was 560 and the ride was around 35 to 40 minutes to my hotel. Edgar, my Uber driver, took me back to the airport and I paid him 500.

Getting around town:

I used Ubers throughout my stay. Before I started my club romp, I met an Uber driver named Edgar. We ran the streets for 3-nights and went to all the clubs that time permitted. Even though Edgar does not speak English, he is highly recommended.

Hotel:

I stayed at the Grand Fiesta Americana which was in a great location. The hotel was quite nice and the staff was excellent. Was it chica friendly? Yes, I brought in an escort during my stay. But I really did not trust the hotel, so I met the chica outside and escorted her up to my room with no issues.

Communication:

I have the T-Mobile Go5 GPlus55 plan; no worries whatsoever.

Restaurants:

I did a lot of research before I left and here are my thoughts on the food scene:

La Buena Barra – Outstanding.

El Ray del Cabrito – Very Good.

La National – Outstanding.

Sonora Prime – Outstanding.

Lazaro why Diego – Excellent.

As you can tell, the food scene was pretty damn good!

Street food venders were scattered throughout the city.

Spanish:

I thought because Monterrey was a tourist destination, English would be widely spoken. That was not the case, only some English was spoken, which included in the hotel, restaurants, drivers, chicas, and club staff.

The mongering scene:

Strip / table dance clubs:

First off, during my research, I found 14 clubs. During my romp, I found 16 clubs. And even then, there were more clubs that I wanted to explore, but I ran out of time. In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to chime in with the correct information. I wrote down the prices of the cheapest beer and ficha.

Club: Matehuala.

Cover: None.

Beer: 35.

Ficha: 120.

Sex: 120 for 4 minutes (downstairs).

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 40+.

Quality of Chicas: OK to hot.

Night / Time: Thursday /7:45.

Comments: This was a low end club and I had a blast! It was explained before in one of the web sites, but I will try my best to describe the scene. The girl I was with told me sex was downstairs. I recently found out the club also have side rooms near the bar for more private encounters. Because of what I had done during my last trip, I chose to go downstairs.

After I got downstairs, I was in a large room with nothing in the middle of the room, including no stanchions to hold up the giant ceiling! Along the walls, there were many open stalls where the sex took place. I paid by the minute, 120 pesos for 4 minutes.

The place was a hoot! There were many naked folks in these half-ass stalls having sex. Thus, I thought, when in Rome; go for it. I had a nice 16 minute romp. This place is a must see if you are in this hobby!

Club: Poorkys (across the street from Matehuala).

Cover: None.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 150.

Sex: 1000 for 15 minutes and 2000 for 30 minutes.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 25+.

Quality of Chicas: Good to very good.

Night / Time: Thursday /9.

Comments: This club was a decent size place and there was no pressure from the servers or the chicas. The place is worth checking out.

Club: Cielo.

Cover: None.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 100.

Sex: 120 for 4 minutes.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 20.

Quality of Chicas: OK to good.

Night / Time: Thursday /9:45.

Comments: This club was a big local place. Cheap drinks and lots of chunky chicas.

Club: Obsession.

Cover: 120.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 200.

Sex: 3200 for 45 minutes and 4500 for 1 hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 20, but was told 100+ later in the evening; really?

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Thursday /10:30.

Comments: This was a large beautiful club. But the chicas did not seem interested in a damn thing. Even if there was a fire, they would sit on their asses staring into their phones until someone moved their lazy asses; just my opinion.

Club: Seamessas.

Cover: None.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 100.

Sex: 4500 for 45 minutes and 5500 for 1 hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 15.

Quality of Chicas: OK to very good.

Night / Time: Thursday /11:20.

Comments: Yet, another decent size club. The drink prices were just fine, but I thought the sex prices were over-the-top.

Club: Adilita.

Cover: None.

Beer: Not sure.

Ladies' drink: Not sure.

Sex: I asked the hottest chica in the place and she quoted me 4000 for an hour in my hotel; I passed.

On Site: No.

Number of Chicas: Around 8 to 10.

Quality of Chicas: Ok to very good, plus 1 hottie.

Night / Time: Thursday /2.

Comments: This was not a strip club, just a late night local place. All the chicas were freelancers. Several approached me, but quickly walked away after a short discussion and when they realized I was not about to buy a drink for them. After saying that, the place is still worth checking out.

Club: Libido.

Cover: None.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 190.

Sex: 2000 for 30 minutes and 3300 for 1 hour (I liked their math).

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 5 when I was there, told 25+ later in the evening.

Quality of Chicas: Good to very good.

Night / Time: Friday /3:30 pm.

Comments: This was a great looking place. I drank with 2 of the chicas; no hurry or pressure. I liked the place.

Club: Harem.

Cover: 10.

Beer: 30.

Ficha: 150.

Sex: The club had two prices, one for the chica and the other for the club. For example: It was 700 for the club plus 1000 for the chica for 15 pinche minutes. For 30 minutes, it was 1200 for the club and 1500 for the chica. And it was 2000 for the club and 2000 for the chica for 45 minutes!

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 30+.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Friday /4:15 pm.

Comments: It was a great looking club and there was no pressure from anyone in the place. I met a chica that was from Peru; first time for me in Mexico. While they were explaining the prices, all it did was make my head spin, so I left.

Club: Poisson.

Cover: 10.

Beer: 50.

Ficha: 300.

Sex: 2850 for 30 minutes and 4050 for an hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: I saw 6 when I was there, but was told 20-25 later in the evening.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Friday /5 pm.

Comments: This was a large beautiful club! The prices were high, so I did not stay there very long. It is worth checking out.

Club: Desextress.

Cover: None.

Beer: 45.

Ficha: 180.

Sex: 650 for 10,1400 for 20, and 2200 for 30, and so on.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 60+.

Quality of Chicas: OK to hot.

Night / Time: Friday /9:30.

Comments: This was a great club that was packed with locals. It was a huge club with way too many options to choose from. I had a hottie dump into my lap and the game was over! I had no option whatever; vamos arriba! A must see place!

Club: Palmeiras.

Cover: None.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 150.

Sex: 900 for 15 and 1800 for 30.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 20.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Friday /11.

Comments: This was another large great looking club. I thought all the prices were reasonable and the chicas / staff were quite friendly. It is worth checking out.

Club: Diablas.

Cover: None.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 100.

Sex: 500 for 10,1500 for 30, and 2000 for an hour. (I liked their math too).

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 25.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Friday /12.

Comments: Yet another great looking club. It had a nice stage with many dance poles available. Again, I thought all the prices were reasonable and the chicas / staff were quite friendly. It is worth checking out.

Club: Matehualita.

Cover: None.

Beer: 35.

Ficha: 100.

Sex: 790 for 10 and 1500 for 45.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 20.

Quality of Chicas: OK to half-ass good.

Night / Time: Friday /1.

Comments: This was a small local place. The majority of the chicas were rather chunky. You can skip this club.

Club: Rexia.

Cover: None.

Beer: 50.

Ficha: Varies from chica to chica (never got a handle on the prices) But I thought the fichas started at 200.

Sex: 2000 for an hour. Plus a hefty room charge!

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 25+.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Friday /2.

Comments: This was another large great looking club. I had a drink with an amazing chica and my policy is "No regrets!" Well, we headed upstairs and was stopped by security and they told me there was a room charge of 1800. I was pissed, but the little sailor was still excited. Hence, I caved in and had one of the best hours that I can remember in recent history.

Club: Casino.

Cover: None.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 200.

Sex: 2000 for 45 minutes. Plus a hefty room charge!

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 6, but I was told 30+ later in the evening.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Saturday /7.

Comments: Yet, it was another great looking club. I was about to leave until a new chica arrived on station. She was a drop dead beauty! I was sure the price was 2000 for 45 minutes and there was a sign on the room that seemed to confirm that price.

After rack operations, I paid the chica and was about to leave. But the mesero asked me for 2000 and I wanted to know why. He told me it was the price of the room! WTF? Again? I went downstairs and talked to the manager and he seemed to enjoy our conversation. Then, the dickhead, called the chica over and took the money I gave her! I felt bad for the hottie and gave her some money. Bottom line: Beware of the extra room charges.

Club: Prestige.

Cover: None.

Beer: 45.

Ficha: 180.

Sex: 3000 for an hour and 7500 for two hours inside / outside the club. That did not make any fucking sense because if you take the chica outside the club, you also have to pay for the hotel!

On Site and off site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 12.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Saturday /10.

Comments: This was a nice decent size club. That night, there was a soccer game blaring on the big screen. It was difficult to hear or focus on any-damn-thing. The place is still worth checking out.

Club: Woman Men's Club.

Cover: None.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 180.

Sex: 700 for 10,1200 for 20, and 1900 for 30 minutes.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 20.

Quality of Chicas: OK to good.

Night / Time: Saturday /11.

Comments: This was a smaller thin, long, and local club, which included a long stage inside. The soccer game was blaring there as well. Maybe because of the soccer game OR I looked too damn old; none of the chicas approached my table. You can skip this place as well.

Other clubs that were closed OR I just ran out of time:

Extasis – Too far and ran out of time.

Dubai – Could not find the place and ran out of time.

Black – I ran out of time.

Pasarelas – Last post on FB was 2018 and it was called Amnesia.

Chocolate – Closed.

Small massage joints:

I ran into several during my romp and the ones I found were near the clubs. All had the same pricing, 500 for 30 minutes and 1000 for an hour. Each place had around 5-6 chicas; all were OK to good with some chunkys in the mix.

Hawaii – This place was next door to Cielo, did not partake, I just asked about pricing.

Tentacion – This place was across the street from Diablas. I did spend an hour there and the word "massage" was never spoken. I got there at 1:30 am.

Tokyo, Deseos, and Luxury spas were right next to each other on Reforma near Palmeiras.

Street scene:

I did not have enough time to fully explore the street scene. But one evening, around 10, I did chat with a couple of chicas on Ave Madero. Both of them quoted me 600 for 20 minutes.

Escort scene:

The only escort site I use in Mexico is Mileroticos. In Monterrey, there was a good amount of escorts posting during my trip. The prices ranged from 1200 to 3000 for an hour. I reeled in an escort and the price was 2000 for 90 minutes.

Final thoughts on Monterrey:

It was a seeking putas and eating great food trip. I thought the city was completely safe and I never felt threaten in any manner. Would I ever return to Monterrey? Fuck yeah! Would I recommend the city to other mongers? Another fuck yeah! There was a butt-load of putas available. Not to mention, the food was amazing! I had a great time in Monterrey!

Como siempre, solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!

[VW1936]

I recently made a trip to Monterrey and before I did I went years back on this forum writing down addresses of casitas to visit. Below is a list of places that are now closed or maybe they just relocated:

- Depa 2: Arteaga 1510.

-Antiestres Linda vista: Avenida Miguel Aleman 311.

-Seduction Spa: Doblado 915 Int. Between Madero and Arteaga.

-Esttica Vetsash: Carlos Salazar ote. 615 (Currently a hotel).

-Delirious Spa: Avenida Cristbal Colón 1989.

-Santa Luca Spa: Platón Sanchez 345.

-Unknown name place: Cristbal Colón 1338.

[Appalachian]

I had a bad experience there 2-3 years ago. It was my 2nd trip to monger. The first one was a 3 day weekend where I had 3 incalls.

That club tried to give me a middle age women who looked drugged out. I've never been back.

[CenTexCrash]

Is there a chance that Matehuala might go out of business? I was there Tuesday night, noticed a lap dance is now 120 pesos for four minutes and the girls aren't the quality they had years ago. What reason do customers have to keep going?

I haven't been hitting MTY due to life circumstances, but last time I went to Matehuala Autumn 2023 left a very sour taste, I wanted to track down the owners and hope they understood my English.

There were 40 customers in the building. But the 5 who were VIP were the ones they girls were catering to. Us 35 commoners were essentially buying overpriced beer to watch 5 guys get lucky while we got nothing.

Wished they would set time limits or some way to keep the girls moving and greeting all guests not just the higher ups.

I dunno maybe the problem is me.

[Cocr Brotheler]

KimJ,

Monterrey is very much a business city and hence needs reliable internet. In my experience if you stay in the better rated hotels in the better areas should have good internet. Maybe some rooms will be spotty but can work downstairs near the lobby and / or in their business center if needed.

[TomJackin]

I am looking to do some remote work from Monterrey and curious if anyone has recommendations for hotels with reliable internet? Quite a few of the hotels reviews on booking sites that let you filter for internet look pretty unreliable.

I am in the grand fiesta americana, great wifi.

[KimJongil]

I am looking to do some remote work from Monterrey and curious if anyone has recommendations for hotels with reliable internet? Quite a few of the hotels reviews on booking sites that let you filter for internet look pretty unreliable.

[TomJackin]

Is there a chance that Matehuala might go out of business? I was there Tuesday night, noticed a lap dance is now 120 pesos for four minutes and the girls aren't the quality they had years ago. What reason do customers have to keep going?

The future is just fine. I was there last night 8:30 and the place was packed, including 40+ chicas.

It is my favorite club in Mexico.

[VW1936]

Is there a chance that Matehuala might go out of business? I was there Tuesday night, noticed a lap dance is now 120 pesos for four minutes and the girls aren't the quality they had years ago. What reason do customers have to keep going?

[DramaFree11]

Would AirBNB's be a better option than hotel? Maybe just for sleeping and relaxing.

Unfortunately not, as I said prices are way up in MTY, across the board for lodging. I have worked out a deal with the hotel I have been staying over the past couple of years.

[Frank Lucas]

Yep, lodging is up 50-75% it is crazy.

Would AirBNB's be a better option than hotel? Maybe just for sleeping and relaxing.

[Cocr Brotheler]

When I first tried it I purchased in a farmacia the higher dose 50-75-100 MG and yeah I got the side effects. However I was prescribed the lower dose 20 MG on-line and it does plenty good and very little side effects. Try the small doses at first and just add in 20 MG increments as needed.

[LovesToSploog]

You are 100% correct on your opinion, it's been a year and a half since I've done this but booty is so bountiful here. I felt like a kid in a candy shop, too bad this fat kid overdoes it.

I definitely need to be more selective, do more exercise, sleep, before I do Viagra. I've done it before in Mexico city but it usually makes my head hurt. I just got a gym membership and started running at least two miles a day. Our health in this game is truly important.

Always feel free to send me a pm, there is a trove of women out in mty and I'm more than happy to help.

Seems to me, you might be trying to do too much. Just my opinion. When I first started, I was trying to do 2 to 3 meetings per day. In my early thirties at that time and had similar issues. Some of the girls just don't do it for me.

Here lately, I do one per day or less. Viagra might also help out in a pinch. I'm going to have to put more work into non agency sources next time. Sounds like I'm missing opportunities.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Is why I spend lots and lots of time trip planning loyal to no single country.

Maybe I go to the Dominican Republic next, Sosua or chasing SGs in Santo Domingo, or down to central MEX somewhere?

Or fly into Liberia CR then taxi or bus up to Granada Nicaragua!

[Appalachian]

It's been a long time since I've been to Monterrey. Had to get the crazy out of me, this city definitely gobbled me up and spit me out into something a reborn animal.

Round trip was 100 from TIJ to MTY for a 3 day fuckfest weekend. Let me tell you, I went HAM (hard as a mofo).

First: saw Tamara Lira, love this chica, been seeing her since 2019, something about her is just special, she has been off and, on only seeing her frequent clients. Told her I was going to be in town and for I wanted her for 3 hours, I should have seen her for 4. For 4300, she made me come various times and I was feeling like I was dying by the end of the session. 10/10 as usual, got everything and more I wanted.

Second: Went to Samaras Arteaga by Arteaga and Montemayor right next to bar Zacatecas. Saw Salma, she has some baby damage but goddamn, she sucks really good and she was surprisingly able to make me come by riding me. 10/10 since I thought that was the end of me but I was still standing after. For 30 minutes it was 800 pesos. After, got a meal, shot, and some beer. I couldn't really go out, I was exhausted like a * and I needed sleep, went to pilos, was supposed to go to the barrio antiguo but the bed just felt too good.

Third: Worst experience in Mexico, went to a depa that said it had skinny 19 year olds. Sucked, I got over emotional and paid for the hour for 1400 pesos but should have done a quickie. Right away things just felt weird, the chick was super cute but CBJ, kinda sweaty chica, shitty bed, her body had baby damage, my dick could not get up and one pop, I was thinking to myself how much I wanted to get the hell out of there. I finished myself off at the end. My friend also got ripped off, 1/10.

Fourth: Samaras spa Arteaga, a couple hours after the dreadful depa, this one was good, got a double blowjob to finish. There was a true teen skinny chica, sexy as fuck, then there was Poala. Poala was sucking dick like a champ, the skinny was good but I was staring at Poalas ass while she was giving me a sloppy blowjob, she was looking at me like, I'm going to finish you off no matter what. She's a bit thicker but I would have fucked her on her own, fortunately I dropped off my kids in her mouth. 1600 for double BBBJCIM, love Poala, she rotates around samaras Arteaga, Montemayor, and Barrio.

Fifth: not even 1 hour after I was on the prowl again, I went to a coffee shop on Montemayor, got an espresso, coke light, and some crackers. Went a block down, to Samaras Montemayor; funny though, before I went to knock I saw someone knocking and she went to sit down, went to do the same and no one answered. I was about to leave when that chica called me and sat next to her. She went to tell one of the guys that helps to open the door. I sat in the waiting room and saw the chica change, her ass cheeks were hanging and I was like fuck, I told her right away, I want to see you. She said okay let me get ready, some other guy comes in after and sees her and says he wants her but unfortunately I claimed that ass. Her name is Monica, she is thick, big ass, but it was a decent experience. I fucked up again because I got one hour. I should have done 30 minutes, it's okay tho, I came twice. Standard BBBJ, multiple positions, the works. For 1400, it was good but like I said, a quickie would have been nice.

Sixth: I wanted to see my favorite MILF, Roxxxy aka chaparica since the longest time. A delicious, sexy woman in her later age, but she is in shape and is a nympho. I didn't think I was going to see, as a matter of fact I didn't think I was going to see anyone that Sunday after my romps at Samara. However, I was two shots of tequila and two beers in when she said she was available. I was like fuck, I need full rest and energy to see you. But I ate a steak, went walking the Santa Lucia to barrio antiguo which killed time. I went to Apodaca to see her at some motel called motel Regio. Saw her for 4 hours, to cut things short, I was exhausted and she got me high, she just stuck her ass out and I was eating her pussy and ass like there was no tomorrow. She knows my fetishes, she knows how to conquer me. After hour 2 I was thinking to myself, no wonder why I get you for long hours. I think the way she moans and talks dirty to me while I tongue fuck her pussy and ass is just so stellar. She had multiple orgasms, I couldn't fuck her, I was just so tired, she tried to put my dick in her ass but goddamn I owe her a good fucking next time. 10/10, paid 4500 for 4 hours, I'm a freak I love eating pussy and ass and she did let me come in her month multiple times.

Seventh: Saw Gemita, an ex Samaras chica. I should have seen her for 1 hour at least. Saw her Twitter post and saw she does rimjobs and there was a post where she did a rusty trombone, I was in. Unfortunately, social media hypes pertains to everything, I got over emotional again and yeah the first hour was good, she sucked my dick until I came in her mouth. But again I was exhausted or maybe she just couldn't turn me on. Not sure but it was a bit awkward, she is not one year in the game so it's understandable. She wanted to get fucked in the ass but my dick could not get up. Sleep deprivation is a killer, take care of yourself. Anyways, paid 5000 for 4 hours and it was decent, don't always believe Twitter. Went To M Suites, do not recommend nor motel regio. She said she is going to get lipo, breast implants, and some surgeries but I think it was a one time thing.

Overall, I've been holding things back for some time, but I'm back. I sent messages to some of you about certain subject but no responses, it's all good. This animal is back and going to cdmx in a couple of weeks. Will report back, Monterrey is still alive and if you can't find anything besides agencies you got a problem (luces azules is an honorable agency however, kuddos to the user who saw esme, none of that Alicia dollhouse or regio mediocre stuff).

Let's get this money, enjoyment and excitement in 2024!

Seems to me, you might be trying to do too much. Just my opinion. When I first started, I was trying to do 2 to 3 meetings per day. In my early thirties at that time and had similar issues. Some of the girls just don't do it for me.

Here lately, I do one per day or less. Viagra might also help out in a pinch. I'm going to have to put more work into non agency sources next time. Sounds like I'm missing opportunities.