Monterrey

[June Fly]

Hello, Could someone kindly provide me with their address or Google Maps location details for Depa 1, 2, 3,4 and Barrio Antigua? I can't find them on Google Maps search.

[Vista Sushi]

How do people in Monterrey find out about new massage parlors / estticas? Is there a group on Facebook or something? A website? There's so many, a new place could die without publicity.

Try Reddit: Monterrey_NSFW.

Sometimes it's useful.

[Cocr Brotheler]

First and foremost thank you guys in advance for your time. Could the veterans here tell me the names of the highest quality estticas / salas de masajes in Monterrey? I've tried too many with overweight / ugly girls. I know there's the promised land out there somewhere. LOL.

For promised land you could also fly airliners into the WTC during 9/11 and receive 72 Virgins LOL. What a PITA that would be, after 3 you are already spent (that is the beauty of mongering)!

All the best in your hunts.

[VW1936]

How do people in Monterrey find out about new massage parlors / estéticas? Is there a group on Facebook or something? A website? There's so many, a new place could die without publicity.

[CenTexCrash]

First and foremost thank you guys in advance for your time. Could the veterans here tell me the names of the highest quality estticas / salas de masajes in Monterrey? I've tried too many with overweight / ugly girls. I know there's the promised land out there somewhere. LOL.

Oasis Spa set benchmark albeit max session is only 30 minutes.

Never tried them but Cumbres / Leones Spa if they're still around want ridiculous rates for minimal effort, allegedly girls are hot.

Best middle ratio of hot and accessible is Samaras Group, open till midnight when most places close at 6-8 pm.

There's also aptly named Depa 1 2 3 and 4. Sometimes there's a diamond in the rough.

A few months ago looked into Cleops / Linda's. Hours are short, over priced and staff gets cranky and kicks you out if you're window shopping.

Most really hot girls are going to be thru agencies. There's also dancers at strip clubs, the hotter ones are at Harems and another place I forgot name of.

I personally do the "sampler route" at Club Matehuala late at night.

[VW1936]

First and foremost thank you guys in advance for your time. Could the veterans here tell me the names of the highest quality estéticas / salas de masajes in Monterrey? I've tried too many with overweight / ugly girls. I know there's the promised land out there somewhere. LOL.

[DramaFree11]

Because of its proximity to the USA, rents are actually higher in Monterrey than CDMX. A lot is cheaper though like hotels. For the lower end strip clubs, you can get laid for $20 or maybe less. Escort services in my experience were more than CDMX.

With seeking, I paid between $100 and $200 for the 8's and 9's which is about as good as I had with seeking. I went to a high end strip club and saw a 10, the only one I saw in Monterrey. She wanted $400 for an hour and I did not partake.

There is some nice things to see there but without the women, you will be bored in Monterrey in a week tops. The women I took to Cancun were from Monterrey. You can be in Cancun for a year and not be bored.

Thing about MTY is it is the most Americanized of the Mexican big cities. The good is you get a lot of the best of the USA like some stores and restaurants. The bad is that the women I talked to griped about the dog eat dog American mentality at work.

I agree with everything you said about MTY. CDMX is definitely more fun then MTY, but way more expensive. I am saving 30-40% going MTY vs. CDMX. , but I have worked out a deal at the hotel that stay at $65 a night for a suite, plus breakfast is included. I am also able to save a lot of money by driving, and I am more accessible to work, since I am driving. So that is a big plus.

Both MTY and CDMX have beautiful women. The only issue in MTY many of the girls parents are extremely controlling, so they can only go out during the day, this is s major drawback. This is not as big of deal in CDMX. I love both destinations. CDMX is slightly better, but definitely more expensive.

[Elvis 2008]

P.S. I usually go to Bogota or Lima, so am used to quality. What is the comparison?

Food is better in Lima. Climate is more variable than Lima. It can get hot in MTY but I like it. Traffic is better in MTY than Lima. Hotels are cheaper. There is more to do and see in Lima.

Women in MTY look and perform better IMO, but Lima women are sweeter. I said Mexican women have like a wall. It is like the men there are so rotten the women are waiting to be disappointed and be berated or beaten. They can be really sweet once that wall comes down though.

Food is way better in MTY than Bogota. MTY climate is way better unless you really do not like the heat. Then maybe Bogota is its equal. Traffic in MTY is better. Hotels are cheaper in MTY. There is more to do and see in Bogota but not by that much.

Women wise on the low end, Bogota has MTY beat by a mile. Women in Santa Fe blow away low end strip clubs in MTY. On the higher end, Bogota wins but just by a hair. Performance of the women IMO is about the same which is great. Women in Bogota IMO were more personable and friendly. Women in MTY are good once they let that wall down.

IMO Lima women top out looks wise at likes a 7. For the 10 types, which granted are rare, if you find one, you can get them much cheaper in Bogota than MTY. There are just too many rich guys in Mexico who push up the price of the 10 types IMO. You are talking $400 or 500 for them, so IMO the sweet spot in MTY is the 7 to 9 types who do not price themselves at sky high levels, can be great in bed, and can be really nice once they loosen up.

The other part with the Mexican women is that I found the Colombian women were a little smarter but the Mexican women were amazing artists, designers, cooks ETC. The things those women could do with their hands is truly amazing.

[Elvis 2008]

I was talking about dating apps (Tinder, SA) specifically. Multiple hours dates. I have used SA both in CDMX and Bogota / Medellin. The most I have ever paid for a "normal" date in Colombia was 350 k COP or less than $100. CDMX was pricier, the most I paid was 3500 MXN / $160 per date. I was under impression that MTY should be cheaper than the capital city.

Because of its proximity to the USA, rents are actually higher in Monterrey than CDMX. A lot is cheaper though like hotels. For the lower end strip clubs, you can get laid for $20 or maybe less. Escort services in my experience were more than CDMX.

With seeking, I paid between $100 and $200 for the 8's and 9's which is about as good as I had with seeking. I went to a high end strip club and saw a 10, the only one I saw in Monterrey. She wanted $400 for an hour and I did not partake.

There is some nice things to see there but without the women, you will be bored in Monterrey in a week tops. The women I took to Cancun were from Monterrey. You can be in Cancun for a year and not be bored.

Thing about MTY is it is the most Americanized of the Mexican big cities. The good is you get a lot of the best of the USA like some stores and restaurants. The bad is that the women I talked to griped about the dog eat dog American mentality at work.

[DramaFree11]

I am always surprised when people cannot find the goldmine of escorts, casas, spas since for me last year I went a couple of times. Had one of the best sexual experiences with a bonafide MILF and was fortunate to fuck Alisson Pink (a mty legend) for 4 hours. I still look at the scene through twitter since I haven't been there since last year but if I was to go again, I would have a line up of beautiful gals, it's not Colombia but Monterrey has it's charm. Shit you can also go to the Barrio Antiguo and spit game since MTY has one of the larger school systems and university chicas go to that district to have fun and for a bucket of beers, girls will open up easily. I do not use this medium too much but if you know my Twitter you can always hit me up. I've met up with a couple of users here and we have partied it up, MTY is definitely one of my favorite locations to sploog.

Great report. MTY is much better then MDE. You do not have to worry about being robbed or drugged. The food is good, but for Mexican standards not the best, but way better then Colombia. Girls are great, you can find some diamonds in the rough. The best sex of my life has been in MTY.

But the best thing about MTY, very little competition with other dudes.

[LovesToSploog]

I am always surprised when people cannot find the goldmine of escorts, casas, spas since for me last year I went a couple of times. Had one of the best sexual experiences with a bonafide MILF and was fortunate to fuck Alisson Pink (a mty legend) for 4 hours. I still look at the scene through twitter since I haven't been there since last year but if I was to go again, I would have a line up of beautiful gals, it's not Colombia but Monterrey has it's charm. Shit you can also go to the Barrio Antiguo and spit game since MTY has one of the larger school systems and university chicas go to that district to have fun and for a bucket of beers, girls will open up easily. I do not use this medium too much but if you know my Twitter you can always hit me up. I've met up with a couple of users here and we have partied it up, MTY is definitely one of my favorite locations to sploog.

[DramaFree11]

Back in the MTY. All the girls are back from there Easter Break. Great time to be in MTY.

[Jesterl]

I'm yuonger and fit, so I usually date the chicks normally. I may be moving to the border for work and Monterrey is about a 3 hour drive. Can someone give me a run down of the place? I am sick of dealing with single moms, but will if the girl is cool enough.

Night venues?

Day pick-up venues?

Auality of chicks (are we talking Sonora, Spanish types, or frog legs S. Mexico?

English ability (my spanish is poor, but I can pick up with charm.).

Definitely need some help. The flights out of MCallen are poor and Houston is 6 hour drive. Monterrey will be it to get a girlfriend, I am open to long term.

P.S. I usually go to Bogota or Lima, so am used to quality. What is the comparison?

[Jesterl]

I'm considering and planning to hire an escort and host a gangbang at my 2-bedroom house in Monterrey. If you reside here in Monterrey or come here often, let me know if you're interested. Let's discuss this further in detail.

Still in Monterrey? Looks like I'll be a regular, as I am moving to the border. Definitely like you style!

[Jesterl]

I was talking about dating apps (Tinder, SA) specifically. Multiple hours dates. I have used SA both in CDMX and Bogota / Medellin. The most I have ever paid for a "normal" date in Colombia was 350 k COP or less than $100. CDMX was pricier, the most I paid was 3500 MXN / $160 per date. I was under impression that MTY should be cheaper than the capital city.

I'm yuonger and fit, so I usually date the chicks normally. I may be moving to the border for work and Monterrey is about a 3 hour drive. Can someone give me a run down of the place? I am sick of dealing with single moms, but will if the girl is cool enough.

Night venues?

Day pick-up venues?

Auality of chicks (are we talking Sonora, Spanish types, or frog legs S. Mexico?

English ability (my spanish is poor, but I can pick up with charm.).

Definitely need some help. The flights out of MCallen are poor and Houston is 6 hour drive. Monterrey will be it to get a girlfriend, I am open to long term.