Monterrey

[CenTexCrash]

Went down to Monterrey for Houston Astros baseball in Mexico. Reserved a hotel on Priceline with pay at property option. Parked car in Nuevo Laredo, friend negotiated 150 pesos for 2 days. Took a Saturday 8:30 am bus ride down to Monterrey, got fed breakfast, watched Tom Cruise dubbed in Spanish. Found out after this whole thing I was supposed to get a travel permit but Nuevo bus station ticket staff didn't ask questions.

Get into Mty at noon, it rained earlier in the day. Take an Uber to a Carl's Jr to get my bearings. Last few months, one ad on Mileroticos keeps getting my attention so I try to get info. Name Barbara does masajitas. Last 4 phone# 3905. Claims BBBJ, hope it's her in pics. One questionable. She doesn't go thru text or Whatsapp only does actual calls. I spent 45 minutes in a Mex Carl's Jr trying to get a hold of her, she never answered. Or there was a dial menu I was supposed to select. I don't know. Decided to move to next in line.

Found another Mileroticos ad that also operates the Twitter handle Micheldepa. Advertising many girls tier pricing 400 or 600 depending on hotness. Think to myself "This is going to be stupid. ".

First attempt at stupid was typing in street address, Uber autocompleted same address in suburb town of Guadalupe so we drove southeast there only to find out it was way up in Monterrey north of centro. Thankfully my driver spoke enough English to correct me. And billed me appropriately.

Get to the REAL address get let in, still thinking "Stupid let's just get this over with" there's 7 girls to pick from. Few fuglies, but in the mix was a cute looking model girl. Goes by Annie. Awesome body. Boobs could be slightly bigger than they were, but all around 7/10 flawless AND SHE SPOKE ENGLISH. The other girls giggled when I called her out.

Price for Annie, 600 pesos for higher tier girl. 30 minutes one shot. Add 200 pesos for 1 hour unlimited shots and GFE. Add another 500 pesos for BBBJ.

Went in, we stripped down and spent the first 10 minutes just making out. Talking too but mostly DFK. Gave her long DATY. Did various BJ positions. Asked if I could finish in mouth. She thought about it but agreed. Then when I was near asked if she'd take a facial instead, so finished on her face some may have trickled into her mouth but superb first round.

Took a breather, asked if she does hotel visits she said yes from time to time but I couldn't get her to budge. Proceeded to Round 2 which started with more BBBJ, didn't ask but she gave me some deep throating and ball licking, Put on the rubber and did every position except doggy before I blew it.

Another breather. Some DFK, was about to start Round 3 when management banged on the door and our 60 minutes was up. As she got dressed putting her top back on, I gave each nipple a long kiss goodbye.

Total damage: 1300 pesos and I think I fell in love.

Walked out to some good fortune: the hotel from Priceline was 2 blocks from the fun house. Walked in shelled out $32 for Hotel 500. Not sure of exact circumstances, but hotel still being built. Room is hospitable but hallways in shambles still touching up electrical and lighting. Cafe, one of two elevator shafts, and top 3 of 11 floors still under construction. Kind of felt different.

Went to Stadio De Beisbol, watched them Astros crush the Angels 14-3. Had to fight for an Uber ride back to Hotel 500. First walked 3 blocks down the street to one masaje place at Salazar / Zaragoza. Wanted 350 pesos and neither of 2 girls floated my boat so walked out.

Walked different block to Deseos at Zaragoza / Colon. Had a full line up of so-so talent to pick from. 350 pesos basic service 20 minutes. Was a difficult toss up between 2 finalists. Picked one girl not a model type but bubbly and feisty. Was supposed to be basic but she was throwing in all the extras just because I fit the description. She also motioned and whispered to not say anything about freebies. Spunky Mex girl ended up being a pretty good pick up to wind down the night.

Sunday morning, cleaned up, checked out, stowed excess luggage with Hotel 500 staff. Walked 2 blocks over in hopes of a repeat with Annie. Place was closed on Sundays. Took an Uber all the way up to Osiris Spa. Line up was okay just nothing stand out. Asked about last year's performer Pamela but English speaking desk lady said Pamela doesn't work Sundays. (In hindsight should've asked her if Pamela does side jobs on Sundays for extra $ but I missed my chance) Walked out.

The Twitter handler Micheldepa has a second place closer to centro. Learned (and learned fast) about using the monorail. $0. 46 for 2 rides across town, that's some stretching of dollar there. Second place based in Arista / Espinoza. Took a quick cab ride from Colon, walk in. There's two girls one 400 and a hotter one for 600. Thought about the 600 one, she seemed to have a rockin body, but no English and facial expression / enthusiasm didn't look like she was destined to be on par with what Annie provided, so I slumped out. Afternoon start time for Houston Astros.

Monorail over to Beisbol. Final score something like 11-5. Took another monorail to the Hotel 500, first went back to Deseos, completely different line up. Picked one girl somewhat passing grade. No where near as good as last night. Finished her, went to Hotel 500, grabbed my luggage, monorail to Main Bus Station, bought a $22 ticket back to Nuevo Laredo and slept the whole 3 hour bus trip. Miraculously car and all 4 tires in tact. So naturally, 1 hour wait, answer "Houston Astros" and promptly taken in for 45 minutes of secondary interviewing.

Two damn good Astros game and wife material in one sitting. And never once got asked to furnish a ttavel permit. Pretty good weekend. Sorry Barbara #3905 had to miss out.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Hey does anyone know if this hotel is chica friendly? I like this hotel cause close to Centro but not right in it and attached to a shopping mall and dining.

Staying closer to home this upcoming Monger Holiday. Would love to go back to Bogota, Cali, Pereira or Medellin however those are for future dayz.

Cheers,

Davis.

[DramaFree11]

Hi gents,

I'm about to pull the trigger on a trip this weekend to Monterrey, this will be my third visit. First time I stayed at Hotel Antaris Cintermex, which worked out well. Had no problem with guests visiting. Nice room, good a / see, high speed internet, connected to a TGI Fridays.

Second visit I stayed at Safi Towers, which I liked better. Upscale rooms, cool little lobby bar and attractive pool. I only had one main guest that time, she stayed the night, no problem. I may stay there again this trip.

If anyone will be in Monterrey this weekend, let me know.

C.

Great location and beautiful hotel. Plus very safe in San Pedro. You will love it there.

[ChikSika]

Hi gents,

I'm about to pull the trigger on a trip this weekend to Monterrey, this will be my third visit. First time I stayed at Hotel Antaris Cintermex, which worked out well. Had no problem with guests visiting. Nice room, good a / see, high speed internet, connected to a TGI Fridays.

Second visit I stayed at Safi Towers, which I liked better. Upscale rooms, cool little lobby bar and attractive pool. I only had one main guest that time, she stayed the night, no problem. I may stay there again this trip.

If anyone will be in Monterrey this weekend, let me know.

C.

[Porker]

Paranoia much?

You may be right to be paranoid about spying.

The GOOD news is that you will not be profiled by your nationality unless you offer that ID info at your abode, and never a passport required. If you use a credit card, well, you signed up for their tracking?

There's a reason my uber spots (30 pesos 1 way in the middle of the night) weren't from bro-thel A to brot=hel point be in a straight line: I can easily walk from the Cabrito place to the Matte across the street.

[Porker]

Advice for MTY.

traveling too MTY is expensive and way to difficult for me to travel to MTY, from Houston, so I will not be going as much as thought. Tijuana and Moscow are my favorites. I can fly to San Diego much cheaper then MTY, makes no sense, but that is Houston. No way will I pay $900 to fly to MTY from Houston, 1 hour flight. I can fly to Moscow for that, but I just do not have time to do that all the time. Short term trips will be to Tijuana. If I lived in San Antonio or Austin, or Surrounding areas this would be my primary destination, but since flying from Houston is just too expensive and MTY too far to drive.

Another factor is I just do not like dealing with Laredo, I just get a bad feeling and I just do not feel safe there are all now.

Good luck, happy to help if I can.

www.flights.google.com shows IAH-MTY round trip for 3500-5500 mexican pesos, no more than 300 USD round trip? That's prohibitively expensive?

[Porker]

TIn short, most guys who have their girlfriend travelling with them are at risk of being reported as a "human trafficker" by a nosy hotel employee "trained" to ID male guests with women like this. While the hotel may allow you to bring girls to your room, it doesn't mean you aren't being snitched off by a feminasty hotel worker. FYI.

Paranoia much?

[DramaFree11]

Advice for MTY.

1. NH Hotel is great.

2. I was using the the High End Escort Agencies, and SA. Met some great girls.

A. If you use these type of sites it will help eliminate some of the issues with the lower end sites. Time is money.

Be. Had great luck with girls from the Higher End Escorts giving me there phone numbers, just deal directly with them moving forward. No need for the agency.

3. Strip Bars are marginal, you need to be careful, they are in a bad area of town. You will be fine just do not be walking around. Get directly in Uber, no playing around.

4. Spas are not my thing other have way more experience then me with this.

Love the girls in MTY, the city, food are OK, weather sucks, traveling too MTY is expensive and way to difficult for me to travel to MTY, from Houston, so I will not be going as much as thought. Tijuana and Moscow are my favorites. I can fly to San Diego much cheaper then MTY, makes no sense, but that is Houston. No way will I pay $900 to fly to MTY from Houston, 1 hour flight. I can fly to Moscow for that, but I just do not have time to do that all the time. Short term trips will be to Tijuana. If I lived in San Antonio or Austin, or Surrounding areas this would be my primary destination, but since flying from Houston is just too expensive and MTY too far to drive.

Another factor is I just do not like dealing with Laredo, I just get a bad feeling and I just do not feel safe there are all now.

Good luck, happy to help if I can.

[Travv]

There is a project with major hotels to monitor and report male guests suspected of "[CodeWord908]" to the US government and NGO's such as the SPLC. " Typical tells that a male guest is a "human trafficker" include parking your car by backing it into a parking lot, paying cash, having women visit him in your room. This ID covers most men staying in a hotel. For this reason, you are better off using non-chain hotels who do not spy on or snitch on their guests. In short, most guys who have their girlfriend travelling with them are at risk of being reported as a "human trafficker" by a nosy hotel employee "trained" to ID male guests with women like this. While the hotel may allow you to bring girls to your room, it doesn't mean you aren't being snitched off by a feminasty hotel worker. FYI.

Does anyone know if the Sheraton Ambassador Hotel, Safi Towers Hotel, LQ Hotel by La Quinta Monterrey Centro, iStay Hotel Monterrey Histrico, or NH Monterrey La Fe are ok with bringing in ladies? I am trying to change from Best Western Plus Royal Courts (which is girl friendly) to a different hotel. Also have anyone of you stayed at Motel Casa Blanca, Hotel Cascada, Motel Kyoto Suites, or Hotel Begona. I am curious to know.

[HotelAl]

Does anyone know if the Sheraton Ambassador Hotel, Safi Towers Hotel, LQ Hotel by La Quinta Monterrey Centro, iStay Hotel Monterrey Histrico, or NH Monterrey La Fe are ok with bringing in ladies? I am trying to change from Best Western Plus Royal Courts (which is girl friendly) to a different hotel. Also have anyone of you stayed at Motel Casa Blanca, Hotel Cascada, Motel Kyoto Suites, or Hotel Begona. I am curious to know.

[Juan Carter]

As I was walking down a street close to the central bus station, I saw a few hot girls so I stopped to get a better look at them. One of them pulled me away to a strip club and asked me to buy her a drink for 20 pesos, when the drink came I was charged 120 pesos (scam) and then she insisted that we go to a back area but that back area was so dark that I just asked the waiter for my change and left. I told what happened to one of my big booty friends and she told me that I was being set up. The strippers are sometimes in with the waiters. Be careful out there guys, my opinion about strip club is now changed. I don't think the people who read this forum go to the same places that I go to anyways.

You can't even get your own drink for 20 pesos, much less a drink for a girl. Maybe you didn't correctly hear "ciento veinte" which is $6. 30 and is not unreasonable at many strip clubs. The strippers and waiters work at the same club. They are in cahoots? Poor guy, you bought the drink but didn't reap the benefits in the "dark area"? That is where she was going to "work" on you to up sell to a privado.

[Porker]

Zygo, I got a pocket full of pesos and want to get neck deep this weekend.

Please point me in the right direction?

And, also, thanks for tips in avoiding the Honduran version of mSTtreice.

[Bbond]

Bbond, do you know of any benefits that you may have from the American BBVA compass bank given that they are under the same BBVA umbrella as BBVA bancomer in Mexico?

Other than no ATM fees? No.

[Zygomatic]

It's busy on weekends yes but not terribly but there are lots of options and I would say very good options.

[Zygomatic]

Of course it it is. Open a BBVA Compass account with a check from your old account. On the other hand, a Schwab card makes more sense for traveling a lot. I tried to open a CS account, but, for some reason, was denied. BBVA Compass works fine, no ATM fees but a 1% international fee, at BBVA Bancomer bank ATM's.

There is a BBVA compass bank in the United States but they don't share the same banking system than BBVA bancomer in Mexico, from what I was told. Yea, I like the idea of banking with Charles Swabb and just having money in another good bank aside from Wells Fargo brings me peace of mind also. Thanks for the info guys. Bbond, do you know of any benefits that you may have from the American BBVA compass bank given that they are under the same BBVA umbrella as BBVA bancomer in Mexico?