Monterrey

[SubComm]

Awesome report dude, your the man! Maybe an oddball question but how was the internet speeds at your hotel? I was lookin to stay there early November but got the fukin covid. I'm already off quarantine and planning my visit. Anyhow, are you in Texas?

I'm thinkin about registering my car so I can drive to mty. Does anybody think me driving a jeep Cherokee 4 x4 would make me a mark? Its not the grand Cherokee just the regular smaller Cherokee. I'll be driving thru the NL border. Thanks.

No, your vehicle will not make you a mark. Narcos are looking for full size pickup trucks that stand out. 3/4 ton and 1 ton trucks especially.

I have driven a lot in Mexico in cars and motorcycles. The process for a temporary import permit for your car and insurance is pretty easy. 75.00 for cost of permit, good for 180 days. 400.00 deposit which is refundable when you close the permit leaving Mexico and you can do multiple entries for up to six months before you need to close permit. Liability insurance varies on length of time but is pretty cheap. 50.00 for one week or 200 for six months.

[Elvis 2008]

I'm thinkin about registering my car so I can drive to mty. Does anybody think me driving a jeep Cherokee 4 x4 would make me a mark? Its not the grand Cherokee just the regular smaller Cherokee. I'll be driving thru the NL border. Thanks.

I think Dramafree has more experience on this than anyone else, but the paperwork and insurance looked like a real pain in the ass. I guess it would be worth it if you were going to do many trips back and forth.

I rented a car and drove all around Cancun without any issues. I was wondering if renting a car in Nuevo Laredo or Reynosa might be a better option. I have been on the bus between NL and Reynosa and MTY and really didn't see any issues. I talked to a chica I see in Mexico City and she didn't think driving in Mexico was all that dangerous.

[Quagmire1974]

Maybe an oddball question but how was the internet speeds at your hotel?

It was weird. For the first couple of days at the hotel, the Wi-Fi was ass-scrapingly slow. I think that was because there were a lot of guests using the Wi-Fi (the hotel looked busy, with a lot of guests in town possibly for the Buen Fin shopping holiday). Afterwards, the Wi-Fi worked great; messages on WhatsApp were sent and received immediately and I was able to make telephone calls through the Wi-Fi with no connection issues.

[DramaFree11]

Update on RegioS Escorts. There was a major change in attitude and pricing, since I talk to them a couple weeks ago. I use them this weekend two times and it was a great experience. Hopefully they've changed their attitude, back to the way they were. Possibly good news.

[DramaFree11]

I had a bunch of cancellations and a couple girls that did not show up for dinner and she is super hot, but that is life. Sunday is a new day.

1. Wake up one of my regular shows up, real good looking and could be real hot if she would try. Great session.

2. I have 2 new girls from SA lined up, one cancels and the other does not confirm.

3. Time to adapt I call the agency. Wow super hot, I get a late checkout we go at it for 90 minutes. She gives me her number we are meeting Monday.

4. I need to leave the hotel, before the * about me bringing too many girls over. I do not want to push my luck.

5. Call up to more of my regulars from SA, great sessions. One is super short, but very hot. The other girls dress down but could be real hot if she tired. She kind of pissed me off earlier in the week we went a nice restaurant and she did not dress up.

I used the cancellations to motivate me, it was a great Sunday in MTY.

[JeraldoRivera]

Awesome report dude, your the man! Maybe an oddball question but how was the internet speeds at your hotel? I was lookin to stay there early November but got the fukin covid. I'm already off quarantine and planning my visit. Anyhow, are you in Texas?

I'm thinkin about registering my car so I can drive to mty. Does anybody think me driving a jeep Cherokee 4 x4 would make me a mark? Its not the grand Cherokee just the regular smaller Cherokee. I'll be driving thru the NL border. Thanks.

[Quagmire1974]

Thanks for the kudos and kind words, guys. You all have no idea how badly I needed that trip. I'm approaching middle age, but I'm not shy to admit that I almost cried when I walked into the airport and heard the TSA security announcement.

I am in lust with that girl Esmeralda. Is she Cielo on Alicia's doll house?

No, Esmeralda is also Esmeralda on the Alicia Dolls House website. She's a very nice and sweet girl and very interested in making sure you're satisfied. As I said in my report, I can't understand why she's not yet a "Diamond" girl. Perhaps she hasn't been with the agency long enough to get to that level.

But if you think Esmeralda is beautiful, you'll be blown away (no pun intended) by Aitana. She is a complete stunner and could easily do porn. My only regret is that I didn't get her contact information, not so that I could bypass the agency, but rather just to stay in touch with her through WhatsApp. Since she's from Culiacan, probably what a monger could do is fly to Mazatlan and then just have her accompany him for a long weekend or a week. She's got the perfect body for a tiny string bikini. Perhaps one of you will take her for a spin, get her contact information, and send it to me in a private message in the future.

[BninjaP]

Safe during the day, you need to be careful at night.

MTY is great how do you like living here.

Good morning! I hope you're having a good weekend. Another day, another blessing.

Yes, safety always is paramount. Will do. I intend to do the border crossing either late morning or early afternoon. If anyone should try to hassle or harass me, no problem. I may be an "old Soldier", but as the great Gen. MacArthur said, "Old Soldiers Never Die! I still got it (metaphorically speaking). As for the border patrol officers, yes. I will be civil, cordial, polite, and respectful regarding exit and re-entry.

Life in Monterrey is alright. As with all places I lived and traveled all over the world, to me, Mexico overall is no different. I definitely do plan to visit Tijuana and try some of these things I read about here. Before COVID-19, I was living and traveling abroad throughout Asia mostly. I'm working on saving money again, getting myself reestablished and settled in for a bit as I'm also learning and studying Spanish online.

Thanks again & have a wonderful day!

[Conick2000]

I've recently returned from Monterrey, and as promised, here is my trip report. There's a lot to discuss, so I'll get right to it.

1) Hotel. I was lodged at Hotel Krystal Monterrey:

https://www.krystal-hotels.com/hotel...-in-monterrey/

This hotel is located in Centro and on the edge of the Barrio Antiguo, with pharmacies, currency exchange, restaurants, and tourist sights all easy walks from the hotel. If you want to have views of the surrounding city and mountains in the distance, be sure to book a King Junior Suite (I reserved this room type) or a King Master Suite. If you book a Deluxe Doble or Deluxe King, your view will be of the drab interior of the hotel.

I wish I could say that my stay at the hotel was uneventful, but unfortunately, that wasn't the case. After having no problems bringing WGs to the hotel and past multiple doormen Friday, Saturday, and Monday, I was harassed by a doorman while bringing a WG into the hotel on Tuesday.

I met my date (Belinda) outside in front of the hotel and brought her inside. Nearly immediately, a doorman rushed up to us from out of nowhere. He asked (in spanish) if the girl was with me, and I replied (in spanish) that she was indeed with me and that she was a friend. Continuing the conversation in spanish, he stated that I needed to register her at the front desk, and I asked if that was really necessary. Belinda got a worried look on her face and said (surprisingly, in english), "No, that is not really necessary."

The doorman escorted Belinda and me over to the front desk. Standing there, he then pulled out his phone and started showing what I believed to be pictures to the bellhop. I got the immediate impression that this guy had been watching me for a few days and had maybe taken pictures of me with other WGs. Of course, Murphy's Law was in full effect, and the receptionist was busy slowly checking another guest into the hotel.

After a couple of minutes, the doorman started to walk away. Irritated that my date was upset and that my date time was ticking away, I asked the receptionist (in spanish) if I really needed to register my friend. She replied (surprisingly, in perfect english) that both of us were free to go upstairs. At this point, the doorman had stopped and turned to face us. I pointed in his direction and angrily told the receptionist (in english), "Tell him that he needs to mind his own business."

I completed the date with Belinda and escorted her downstairs and out through the front door. The doorman was nowhere to be seen. I approached the receptionist and we had a much more pleasant conversation in english. I told her that I was sorry for getting angry and raising my voice, and she replied that she understood and that not only had she spoken to the doorman regarding his actions, but that his boss had spoken to him, too. I asked for clarification as to whether or not I needed to register friends at the front desk. She replied that it was recommended because, in the past, other guests had brought numerous friends over and had let them stay in the hotel with them in their rooms. I replied that I was aware that that was probably a concern for the hotel, which is why, as a single male traveler, I had made my reservation for two people since I had many friends in Monterrey and was planning on having them visit me. I told the receptionist to tell the doorman that my reservation was for two people, and that if there were no further incidents with the doorman, I would not only choose the same hotel for a future stay in Monterrey, I would also recommend the hotel to friends planning on visiting Monterrey in the future.

I had another date with a different WG on Wednesday, and not only did I not get harassed by any doorman, I also didn't register my date at the front desk, either.

2) Medication. I purchased 24 tablets of generic Viagra (see attached pictures) at Farmacias del Ahorro at the corner of Pino Suarez and Calle Mariano Matamoros. The total cost was 875 pesos, about 46 dollars. There are other pharmacies closer to Hotel Krystal Monterrey, but I chose Farmacias del Ahorro because I've had good experience with them in other cities in Mexico in the past.

3) Spas. There are several spas that I either discovered while researching Monterrey or that I visited while in the city:

Barrio Antiguo Spa is located at Rafael Platon Sanchez 362 (see attached picture), which is about a ten minute walk from Hotel Krystal Monterrey. My first session in Monterrey was with Sandy (detailed below) at Barrio Antiguo Spa.

Euforia Spa is located at Mariano Escobedo 721 (see attached picture), which is about a twenty minute walk from Hotel Krystal Monterrey. Euforia Spa and Barrio Antiguo Spa are owned by the same person, and both spas use the same Twitter account.

Black Spa and Massage (their incorrect spelling, not mine) and Casa Antigua Spa are apparently also owned by the same person and they both use the same Twitter account. I contacted Black Spa and Massage about having a session with one of their WGs, but they wouldn't reveal their location nor the location of Casa Antigua Spa.

4) Session #1 - Sandy (see attached picture): After months of daily COVID gloom and doom, I arrived in Monterrey with a hard cock, two hot nuts, and an army of millions yearning to break free. However, I'm the type of person who needs to feel settled in a new city before I start exploring, so on the day of my arrival, I purchased a couple of toiletries at a local pharmacy, exchanged some currency, had a great meal at a nearby restaurant, and hit the bed early since my day had started at 2 am that morning.

After a great night's sleep and a great breakfast, I started working the phone. Thanks to LovesToSploog, who provided an extensive list in this forum of WGs who advertise their services through Twitter, I knew that Barrio Antiguo Spa was an option and was nearby Hotel Krystal Monterrey. I messaged the spa on WhatsApp around noon, and they responded that there was only one girl there but that three more would be showing up after 1 pm.

I headed over to the spa and knocked on their door at 115 pm. A woman answered and said that the girls hadn't arrived yet but should be there in a little while. So, I walked a few hundred feet down the street, hung out under some shady trees, and watched the front door of the spa.

About an hour later, two girls showed up, knocked on the front door, and went inside. One of them looked enticing, so I decided to take the plunge. I knocked on the door, it opened, and I entered. I discovered that the girl who had caught my interest was Sandy, and I confirmed with the mamasan that the cost was 1000 pesos for 50 minutes of service and two shots on goal. Sandy, who was wearing jeans and a shirt, escorted me to a bedroom. I paid her the 1000 pesos, and she left to get changed into something more comfortable.

A few minutes later, Sandy returned wearing black lingerie (similar to the attached picture) which struggled to hide baby damage. We made small talk, and I discovered that she was 24 years old, had two kids, and didn't smoke. Foreplay started, and when I went for DATY, Sandy stated that it was an extra 300 pesos. Luckily, I had brought a little extra money, so I paid the 300 pesos and went for DATY, to which Sandy was very responsive. After a little while, I grabbed my Trojan Bareskin (my preferred brand), unrolled it onto my cock, and pumped in MISH until I popped.

We got cleaned up and chatted for 15 minutes about her tattoos (alien head on left shoulder, two cherries on left inner thigh, numerous other various tattoos on arms, hands, shoulder, and upper back) and how the money is divided between the WG and the spa (1000 peso fee is divided equally between WG and spa, WG gets 100% of fees for additional services). She was very friendly and smiling, and it wasn't long before my soldier was standing at attention and waiting for his marching orders. I went for DATY again, grabbed another Trojan, and eventually popped again in MISH. I got cleaned up, dressed, and walked out the front door of the spa feeling like I was on cloud nine.

5) Session #2 - Esmeralda (see attached picture): After a short walk from Barrio Antiguo Spa, I got back to the hotel and decided that a session with a more visually stimulating WG might be the perfect dessert after dinner that evening. Through my own research of LovesToSploog's Twitter WGs, I discovered a jaw-droppingly gorgeous gal before I had even departed for Monterrey. On her Twitter account, Esmeralda described herself as in her early 20's, a model, and into fitness, claims all supported by the few pictures and videos on her Twitter account. I sent her a message on WhatsApp, she responded, and we made an appointment for 7 pm that evening for one and a half hours for 2500 pesos.

I went to dinner at El Rey del Cabrito (delicious), showered, and went downstairs to meet Esmeralda in front of the*hotel at 7 pm. She arrived at 720 pm wearing baggy pants and a "Felix the Cat" tee-shirt. We went upstairs, I paid her the 2500 pesos, and she slipped off her pants and shirt to reveal a grey Calvin Klein sports bra and matching panties. We hopped into bed and I started to DFK her full, soft, pouty lips and perfect, white teeth. I slipped off her bra and panties and began DATY, which was pure joy since she had a meaty pussy and pronounced clit. After a few minutes, I slipped on a Trojan and she grabbed a lipstick-sized vibrator and held it on her clit while I pumped in MISH. It wasn't long before I shot a large load into Esmeralda, which was surprising given that I had already popped twice with Sandy early that afternoon.

We got cleaned up, relaxed, and chatted. I discovered that she's actually 24, doesn't have any kids or smoke, and spends about two hours each day at the gym. Her time at the gym had paid off, because at that point, she was the most beautiful woman I had ever had in bed, with smooth, soft, honey-colored skin, very little body fat, and a small waist complemented by a large, bubble butt. She had a boob job done, but the scars were nearly invisible and her cup size was around the third letter of the alphabet. She had a barbell piercing through her right nipple, a tattoo of an Egyptian cat on her left or right wrist (I can't remember which), and another tattoo of words on the nape of her neck.

We kept chatting and she was very friendly and smiling. She admitted that she worked with an agency, with the money split 50/50 between her and the agency. I went for another round of DFK and DATY, but my soldier wouldn't come out of his multiple-orgasm-induced coma and time eventually ran out. She showered, I walked her downstairs to her Uber, then went back upstairs and passed out in bed.

6) Session #3 - Romina (see attached picture): I woke up the next morning feeling randy, despite the fact that I had shot three loads into two different WGs during my first full day in Monterrey. I decided that some afternoon delight might be nice, so I went back to the list of Twitter WGs provided by LovesToSploog and thought Romina looked appetizing. I sent her a message on WhatsApp, she responded, and we eventually agreed on one and a half hours of service beginning at 3 pm for 1700 pesos.

She messaged me at 3 pm and requested that I meet her outside in front of the hotel. At 320 pm, an old Dodge Charger pulled slowly into the Plaza Hidalgo in front of the hotel. A woman got out of the car and started walking towards me. I knew immediately that I had been catfished, since this woman had rolls of fat under her tight black dress, heavy makeup, fake eyelashes, old platform shoes, and a huge, gaudy tattoo on the upper front part of her right leg.

She walked up and greeted me. I asked if she was Romina and she said yes. I then pulled up the picture on her Twitter account, showed it to her, and said "No eres Romina. No eres la misma chica" ("You're not Romina. You're not the same girl" She started texting someone on her phone (I interpreted it to be the female driver of the Dodge Charger), so I said "No gracias" ("No thanks") and quickly walked away from her and around the side of the hotel where she couldn't see me and where I still had wifi access provided by the hotel. She sent me a couple of messages begging for the session and asking that I pay for her taxi. I refused both requests and simply repeated that she wasn't Romina and that she wasn't the same girl from Twitter. After a couple of minutes, she walked back to the Dodge Charger and left.

7) Session #4 - Aitana (see attached picture): I went back upstairs to my room, pissed that I had wasted time on someone who turned out to be a figurative (and nearly literal, for that matter) catfish. Still feeling randy, and determined to have a session with a WG at some point during that day or night, I remembered that Esmeralda had mentioned on her Twitter account that she was friends with, and occasionally did threesomes with, a WG named Deborah. I pulled up Deborah's Twitter account and sent her a message on WhatsApp. She responded, and said that a one and a half hour appointment was 4000 pesos and that a two hour appointment was 5000 pesos. I thought this was a little steep since my appointment with Esmeralda was only 2500 pesos, so I declined her offer. She then asked if she could send me pictures of girls who were more within my price range, and I agreed.

After a few minutes, over two dozen pictures instantly popped up on WhatsApp, and each individual picture was watermarked with "Alicia Dolls House." Instantly, I realized that Deborah's Twitter account was actually a front for Alicia Dolls House, and that Alicia Dolls House was the agency that Esmeralda was talking about during my session with her:

https://www.aliciadollshouse.com/monterrey/

Having a weakness for women who have small waists, wide hips, and large bubble butts, I chose Aitana from the pictures and made an appointment for one and a half hours at 8 pm that evening for 2500 pesos.

Aitana arrived at 820 pm and I was standing outside in front of the hotel. She got out of her taxi and started walking towards me, and I nearly shit myself. She was wearing black high heels, skin-tight blue jeans that were hugging a massive and round bubble butt and showing her tiny waist, and a low-cut blouse that struggled to hold huge tits. She had an angelic face, with large, full, pouty lips, and long, dirty blond hair. She was incredibly beautiful, and after brief greetings, the "walk of shame" towards the elevators was much more like the "walk of pride."

We went upstairs to my room, I paid her, and she undressed to reveal a black bra and white, lacy, thong panties. Her body was the most perfect that I had ever seen: a round, firm, bubble butt, firm, all natural tits that were easily the size of the fourth letter of the alphabet, half-dollar-sized areolas with nipples the size of pencil erasers, nice teeth, and smooth skin. The only "flaws" that she had were a few dark brown spots on her abdomen and upper arms that she said were the result of liposuction.

We hopped into bed, and it was DFK followed by a prolonged period of DATY until she orgasmed. I slipped on a Trojan and it was CBJ, followed by MISH until I popped. We made pillow talk, and I discovered that she was 24 years old, didn't smoke, didn't have kids, and was from Culiacan in Sinaloa. She said that she had worked with Alicia Dolls House for a year, but that she had only been in Monterrey for about two weeks. It wasn't long before I was ready to go again, and it was more DFK, then DATY until she orgasmed. With a fresh Trojan, I then pounded in MISH for a few minutes, then let her ride cowgirl, then went back to MISH. Unfortunately, my gun was out of bullets, and I couldn't pop a second time with Aitana. Time expired, we got cleaned up and dressed, I walked her downstairs to her Uber, and she left. I went back upstairs and fell asleep in bed with a huge smile on my face that would have made the Cheshire Cat jealous.

8) Session #5 - Karen (see attached picture): On Sunday, while my gun reloaded, I walked around Centro in Monterrey, saw some sights, and took some pictures. Monday arrived, and I felt ready to get back to mongering. I took a look at the pictures sent to me by Alicia Dolls House, chose Karen, and contacted the agency through WhatsApp. Feeling rested, and liking the fact that the agency mentioned that Karen was on her final teenage year, I requested a two hour appointment for 8 pm that night for 3200 pesos.

Unlike Esmeralda, Romina, and Aitana, Karen showed up early (745 pm) wearing a yellow, off-the-shoulder blouse, short and tight jean shorts, and short black heels. After meeting outside in front of the hotel, we went upstairs. Karen undressed to reveal a black bra and light blue, lacy panties, We made small talk and I found out that she was 19 years old and lives in Guadalajara but travels to Monterrey to work with the agency.

We hopped into bed and DFK commenced. After a few minutes, I went for DATY, and she stopped me and told me that she didn't like it. I told her that since she was only 19, she probably hadn't had a guy who knew how to do it properly, so I told her to relax and just enjoy what I was about to do.

I started DATY, and after a few minutes, she was breathing hard and squeezing my hand. Still, she stopped me just the same, and I eased her onto her stomach. I started kissing her neck and back and I worked my way down until I was not only DATY again but also rimming as well. She allowed me to do both for a few minutes before finally pushing my head away with her hand. I rolled her onto her back, grabbed a trustry Trojan, and went MISH until I popped.

We got cleaned up, chatted, laughed, and smiled. We started DFK again, and before I knew it, my soldier was standing at attention. I grabbed a fresh Trojan, and Karen grabbed some lube from her accessories bag. She put a dab of lube on the tip of my cock, laid herself down on her stomach, raised her ass, and guided me into her pussy. I thrusted gently, and each time I pushed into her, she squeezed the bedspread with her left hand, quietly moaned and squealed, and rolled her eyes into the back of her head. This went on for a glorious ten minutes until I popped.

I got cleaned up and Karen showered. I checked the clock and still had 15 minutes left, but I was empty and Karen had another appointment after mine. We got dressed, I walked her downstairs to her Uber, and said goodnight.

9) Session # 6 - Belinda (see attached picture): A new day dawned, and my remaining time in Monterrey was rapidly shortening. I scrolled through the pictures that Alicia Dolls House sent me through WhatsApp, but none of the remaining girls really caught my interest. I decided to visit the Alicia Dolls House website to see if someone was worth an appointment for that evening. Belinda, described as petite and in her late teenage years, looked promising, so I made an appointment with the agency through WhatsApp for two hours beginning at 8 pm for 2400 pesos.

Belinda met me outside in front of the hotel at 830 pm wearing light brown pants, a black shirt, a zip-up black jacket, and flats. After brief harassment by the doorman, we went upstairs, settled in, and she undressed to reveal a dark green bra and light blue lacy panties. Her body was pockmarked with about eight tattoos (pistol on left side of abdomen, two pistols just below her cleavage, a unicorn on the left side of her neck, an alien head on her left ankle, and several small, red hearts on various points of her body). I smelled a distinctive odor and asked her if she smoked. She admitted that she did, which was surprising to me because the agency told me that she didn't. We made a little small talk and she revealed that she was 20 and didn't have any kids. Since DFK was off the table (I won't kiss smokers) I immediately went for DATY, which lasted a few minutes. I applied a Trojan and we fucked in MISH, followed by doggy while she was laying on her stomach. I popped, we got cleaned up, and then chatted. I found it interesting that she could understand spoken english but then not speak it very well herself. I got warmed up again and it was another round each of MISH and doggy with a fresh Trojan. I popped, and then decided to cut her loose an hour early since the smell of stale cigarettes permeated her breath, hair, and hands. I walked her downstairs, said goodnight, then returned to my room and fell asleep in bed.

10) Session #7 - Lulu (see attached picture): It was now the middle of the week, and I decided to have one last appointment before doing some additional sightseeing in Monterrey the next day and leaving for home at the end of the week. I returned to the Alicia Dolls House website and eventually chose Lulu, who was described as athletic and being in the same age range as my previous two appointments with other WGs. I contacted the agency and set up an appointment for one and a half hours at 8 pm that night for 2500 pesos.

Lulu arrived at 830 pm wearing jeans, a black bodysuit (that I eventually learned snapped in the crotch), and high heels. We went upstairs and Lulu unsnapped the bodysuit to reveal a red bra and leopard print panties. Like Belinda, Lulu had spent quite a bit of time in the tattoo parlor, with her largest tattoo being a skull face in a top hat on her right upper arm.

We chatted and I found out that she was 19 years old, didn't smoke, didn't have any kids, and was from Tampico but visiting Monterrey to work with the agency for a couple of weeks since making empanadas back home wasn't lucrative. We started the horizontal dance, and it was DFK, DATY, MISH, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl. Only after I had her lay on her stomach and then pushed into her from behind did I pop. She got up, showered, and then asked if I wanted another round or not. Since I still had an hour to go, I told her yes, but I allowed her to take a brief catnap (she was yawning even before our session began) while I relaxed and gave my gun a chance to reload with whatever bullets were left. At about the same time she woke up, I was ready to go, and MISH, cowgirl, and laying doggy followed, with me eventually popping in laying doggy. She showered again, got dressed, and left exactly as time expired.

11) Restaurants: DramaFree11 has spoken very highly of Sonora Prime on several occasions. Since I was too lazy to grab a cab or Uber to that restaurant (or any other restaurant, for that matter), I stuck to restaurants that were within walking distance of the hotel in Centro and the Barrio Antiguo area. I dined at El Rey del Cabrito, Asador La Vaca Argentina, Restaurante El Mirador, La Divina, and Restaurant LOS Cabritos Alameda. Food quality, service, and prices were excellent at each restaurant. The cabrito at El Rey del Cabrito was so good, I ate there three times. The steaks were excellent at Asador La Vaca Argentina, Restaurante El Mirador, and La Divina. Of those three restaurants, Restaurante El Mirador had the best steak, followed closely by Asador La Vaca Argentina and then La Divina.

12) Final Thoughts: A week in Monterrey was exactly what I needed to clear out the COVID cobwebs. The hotel was comfortable, the food was delicious, and the girls of my sessions were DTF.

Speaking of my sessions, I would absolutely repeat with Esmeralda and Aitana without hesitation. Despite not allowing much DATY, I would likely repeat with Karen since she seemed to genuinely enjoy being penetrated. Even though I didn't care much for her tattoos, I would probably repeat with Lulu since she took directions well and was very toned for her petite size. I would not repeat with Sandy (baby damage) or Belinda (smoker).

I would love to return to Monterrey in the future. Probably what I would do is fly to Monterrey on Thursday and monger that night, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and then fly back home on Monday. I would have no problem going through the same agency, but instead of booking their lower-level girls (who are either just starting out or are only in town for a couple of weeks), I would probably book their more established "Diamond Level" girls. I can't believe that Esmeralda and Aitana aren't yet "Diamond Level" girls, their service was that good. Maybe a couple of you will take them for a spin and discover what I enjoyed. Aitana is absolutely the kind of girl that you take to a Caribbean island that has great beaches and just enjoy her company for a week.

So that's it. Hopefully, I didn't bore the shit out of you guys and hopefully, at least one monger will find this report helpful. Once the moderators officially post this report, I'll go back and read it again. If they change anything that causes confusion (it has happened with a couple of my other reports in the past), I'll be sure to let you guys know. I've also left out a few very minor mundane details here and there while writing my report, and these details may get mentioned if I have to answer any questions or chime in on any comments.

Thanks for your report. I removed Romina from my Twitter list.

[Frank Lucas]

Awesome report. Thanks a bunch for taking the time to inform us.

I've recently returned from Monterrey, and as promised, here is my trip report. There's a lot to discuss, so I'll get right to it.

1) Hotel. I was lodged at Hotel Krystal Monterrey:

https://www.krystal-hotels.com/hotel...-in-monterrey/

This hotel is located in Centro and on the edge of the Barrio Antiguo, with pharmacies, currency exchange, restaurants, and tourist sights all easy walks from the hotel. If you want to have views of the surrounding city and mountains in the distance, be sure to book a King Junior Suite (I reserved this room type) or a King Master Suite. If you book a Deluxe Doble or Deluxe King, your view will be of the drab interior of the hotel.

I wish I could say that my stay at the hotel was uneventful, but unfortunately, that wasn't the case. After having no problems bringing WGs to the hotel and past multiple doormen Friday, Saturday, and Monday, I was harassed by a doorman while bringing a WG into the hotel on Tuesday.

I met my date (Belinda) outside in front of the hotel and brought her inside. Nearly immediately, a doorman rushed up to us from out of nowhere. He asked (in spanish) if the girl was with me, and I replied (in spanish) that she was indeed with me and that she was a friend. Continuing the conversation in spanish, he stated that I needed to register her at the front desk, and I asked if that was really necessary. Belinda got a worried look on her face and said (surprisingly, in english), "No, that is not really necessary."

The doorman escorted Belinda and me over to the front desk. Standing there, he then pulled out his phone and started showing what I believed to be pictures to the bellhop. I got the immediate impression that this guy had been watching me for a few days and had maybe taken pictures of me with other WGs. Of course, Murphy's Law was in full effect, and the receptionist was busy slowly checking another guest into the hotel.

After a couple of minutes, the doorman started to walk away. Irritated that my date was upset and that my date time was ticking away, I asked the receptionist (in spanish) if I really needed to register my friend. She replied (surprisingly, in perfect english) that both of us were free to go upstairs. At this point, the doorman had stopped and turned to face us. I pointed in his direction and angrily told the receptionist (in english), "Tell him that he needs to mind his own business."

I completed the date with Belinda and escorted her downstairs and out through the front door. The doorman was nowhere to be seen. I approached the receptionist and we had a much more pleasant conversation in english. I told her that I was sorry for getting angry and raising my voice, and she replied that she understood and that not only had she spoken to the doorman regarding his actions, but that his boss had spoken to him, too. I asked for clarification as to whether or not I needed to register friends at the front desk. She replied that it was recommended because, in the past, other guests had brought numerous friends over and had let them stay in the hotel with them in their rooms. I replied that I was aware that that was probably a concern for the hotel, which is why, as a single male traveler, I had made my reservation for two people since I had many friends in Monterrey and was planning on having them visit me. I told the receptionist to tell the doorman that my reservation was for two people, and that if there were no further incidents with the doorman, I would not only choose the same hotel for a future stay in Monterrey, I would also recommend the hotel to friends planning on visiting Monterrey in the future.

I had another date with a different WG on Wednesday, and not only did I not get harassed by any doorman, I also didn't register my date at the front desk, either.

2) Medication. I purchased 24 tablets of generic Viagra (see attached pictures) at Farmacias del Ahorro at the corner of Pino Suarez and Calle Mariano Matamoros. The total cost was 875 pesos, about 46 dollars. There are other pharmacies closer to Hotel Krystal Monterrey, but I chose Farmacias del Ahorro because I've had good experience with them in other cities in Mexico in the past.

3) Spas. There are several spas that I either discovered while researching Monterrey or that I visited while in the city:

Barrio Antiguo Spa is located at Rafael Platon Sanchez 362 (see attached picture), which is about a ten minute walk from Hotel Krystal Monterrey. My first session in Monterrey was with Sandy (detailed below) at Barrio Antiguo Spa.

Euforia Spa is located at Mariano Escobedo 721 (see attached picture), which is about a twenty minute walk from Hotel Krystal Monterrey. Euforia Spa and Barrio Antiguo Spa are owned by the same person, and both spas use the same Twitter account.

Black Spa and Massage (their incorrect spelling, not mine) and Casa Antigua Spa are apparently also owned by the same person and they both use the same Twitter account. I contacted Black Spa and Massage about having a session with one of their WGs, but they wouldn't reveal their location nor the location of Casa Antigua Spa.

4) Session #1 - Sandy (see attached picture): After months of daily COVID gloom and doom, I arrived in Monterrey with a hard cock, two hot nuts, and an army of millions yearning to break free. However, I'm the type of person who needs to feel settled in a new city before I start exploring, so on the day of my arrival, I purchased a couple of toiletries at a local pharmacy, exchanged some currency, had a great meal at a nearby restaurant, and hit the bed early since my day had started at 2 am that morning.

After a great night's sleep and a great breakfast, I started working the phone. Thanks to LovesToSploog, who provided an extensive list in this forum of WGs who advertise their services through Twitter, I knew that Barrio Antiguo Spa was an option and was nearby Hotel Krystal Monterrey. I messaged the spa on WhatsApp around noon, and they responded that there was only one girl there but that three more would be showing up after 1 pm.

I headed over to the spa and knocked on their door at 115 pm. A woman answered and said that the girls hadn't arrived yet but should be there in a little while. So, I walked a few hundred feet down the street, hung out under some shady trees, and watched the front door of the spa.

About an hour later, two girls showed up, knocked on the front door, and went inside. One of them looked enticing, so I decided to take the plunge. I knocked on the door, it opened, and I entered. I discovered that the girl who had caught my interest was Sandy, and I confirmed with the mamasan that the cost was 1000 pesos for 50 minutes of service and two shots on goal. Sandy, who was wearing jeans and a shirt, escorted me to a bedroom. I paid her the 1000 pesos, and she left to get changed into something more comfortable.

A few minutes later, Sandy returned wearing black lingerie (similar to the attached picture) which struggled to hide baby damage. We made small talk, and I discovered that she was 24 years old, had two kids, and didn't smoke. Foreplay started, and when I went for DATY, Sandy stated that it was an extra 300 pesos. Luckily, I had brought a little extra money, so I paid the 300 pesos and went for DATY, to which Sandy was very responsive. After a little while, I grabbed my Trojan Bareskin (my preferred brand), unrolled it onto my cock, and pumped in MISH until I popped.

We got cleaned up and chatted for 15 minutes about her tattoos (alien head on left shoulder, two cherries on left inner thigh, numerous other various tattoos on arms, hands, shoulder, and upper back) and how the money is divided between the WG and the spa (1000 peso fee is divided equally between WG and spa, WG gets 100% of fees for additional services). She was very friendly and smiling, and it wasn't long before my soldier was standing at attention and waiting for his marching orders. I went for DATY again, grabbed another Trojan, and eventually popped again in MISH. I got cleaned up, dressed, and walked out the front door of the spa feeling like I was on cloud nine.

5) Session #2 - Esmeralda (see attached picture): After a short walk from Barrio Antiguo Spa, I got back to the hotel and decided that a session with a more visually stimulating WG might be the perfect dessert after dinner that evening. Through my own research of LovesToSploog's Twitter WGs, I discovered a jaw-droppingly gorgeous gal before I had even departed for Monterrey. On her Twitter account, Esmeralda described herself as in her early 20's, a model, and into fitness, claims all supported by the few pictures and videos on her Twitter account. I sent her a message on WhatsApp, she responded, and we made an appointment for 7 pm that evening for one and a half hours for 2500 pesos.

I went to dinner at El Rey del Cabrito (delicious), showered, and went downstairs to meet Esmeralda in front of the*hotel at 7 pm. She arrived at 720 pm wearing baggy pants and a "Felix the Cat" tee-shirt. We went upstairs, I paid her the 2500 pesos, and she slipped off her pants and shirt to reveal a grey Calvin Klein sports bra and matching panties. We hopped into bed and I started to DFK her full, soft, pouty lips and perfect, white teeth. I slipped off her bra and panties and began DATY, which was pure joy since she had a meaty pussy and pronounced clit. After a few minutes, I slipped on a Trojan and she grabbed a lipstick-sized vibrator and held it on her clit while I pumped in MISH. It wasn't long before I shot a large load into Esmeralda, which was surprising given that I had already popped twice with Sandy early that afternoon.

We got cleaned up, relaxed, and chatted. I discovered that she's actually 24, doesn't have any kids or smoke, and spends about two hours each day at the gym. Her time at the gym had paid off, because at that point, she was the most beautiful woman I had ever had in bed, with smooth, soft, honey-colored skin, very little body fat, and a small waist complemented by a large, bubble butt. She had a boob job done, but the scars were nearly invisible and her cup size was around the third letter of the alphabet. She had a barbell piercing through her right nipple, a tattoo of an Egyptian cat on her left or right wrist (I can't remember which), and another tattoo of words on the nape of her neck.

We kept chatting and she was very friendly and smiling. She admitted that she worked with an agency, with the money split 50/50 between her and the agency. I went for another round of DFK and DATY, but my soldier wouldn't come out of his multiple-orgasm-induced coma and time eventually ran out. She showered, I walked her downstairs to her Uber, then went back upstairs and passed out in bed.

6) Session #3 - Romina (see attached picture): I woke up the next morning feeling randy, despite the fact that I had shot three loads into two different WGs during my first full day in Monterrey. I decided that some afternoon delight might be nice, so I went back to the list of Twitter WGs provided by LovesToSploog and thought Romina looked appetizing. I sent her a message on WhatsApp, she responded, and we eventually agreed on one and a half hours of service beginning at 3 pm for 1700 pesos.

She messaged me at 3 pm and requested that I meet her outside in front of the hotel. At 320 pm, an old Dodge Charger pulled slowly into the Plaza Hidalgo in front of the hotel. A woman got out of the car and started walking towards me. I knew immediately that I had been catfished, since this woman had rolls of fat under her tight black dress, heavy makeup, fake eyelashes, old platform shoes, and a huge, gaudy tattoo on the upper front part of her right leg.

She walked up and greeted me. I asked if she was Romina and she said yes. I then pulled up the picture on her Twitter account, showed it to her, and said "No eres Romina. No eres la misma chica" ("You're not Romina. You're not the same girl" She started texting someone on her phone (I interpreted it to be the female driver of the Dodge Charger), so I said "No gracias" ("No thanks") and quickly walked away from her and around the side of the hotel where she couldn't see me and where I still had wifi access provided by the hotel. She sent me a couple of messages begging for the session and asking that I pay for her taxi. I refused both requests and simply repeated that she wasn't Romina and that she wasn't the same girl from Twitter. After a couple of minutes, she walked back to the Dodge Charger and left.

7) Session #4 - Aitana (see attached picture): I went back upstairs to my room, pissed that I had wasted time on someone who turned out to be a figurative (and nearly literal, for that matter) catfish. Still feeling randy, and determined to have a session with a WG at some point during that day or night, I remembered that Esmeralda had mentioned on her Twitter account that she was friends with, and occasionally did threesomes with, a WG named Deborah. I pulled up Deborah's Twitter account and sent her a message on WhatsApp. She responded, and said that a one and a half hour appointment was 4000 pesos and that a two hour appointment was 5000 pesos. I thought this was a little steep since my appointment with Esmeralda was only 2500 pesos, so I declined her offer. She then asked if she could send me pictures of girls who were more within my price range, and I agreed.

After a few minutes, over two dozen pictures instantly popped up on WhatsApp, and each individual picture was watermarked with "Alicia Dolls House." Instantly, I realized that Deborah's Twitter account was actually a front for Alicia Dolls House, and that Alicia Dolls House was the agency that Esmeralda was talking about during my session with her:

https://www.aliciadollshouse.com/monterrey/

Having a weakness for women who have small waists, wide hips, and large bubble butts, I chose Aitana from the pictures and made an appointment for one and a half hours at 8 pm that evening for 2500 pesos.

Aitana arrived at 820 pm and I was standing outside in front of the hotel. She got out of her taxi and started walking towards me, and I nearly shit myself. She was wearing black high heels, skin-tight blue jeans that were hugging a massive and round bubble butt and showing her tiny waist, and a low-cut blouse that struggled to hold huge tits. She had an angelic face, with large, full, pouty lips, and long, dirty blond hair. She was incredibly beautiful, and after brief greetings, the "walk of shame" towards the elevators was much more like the "walk of pride."

We went upstairs to my room, I paid her, and she undressed to reveal a black bra and white, lacy, thong panties. Her body was the most perfect that I had ever seen: a round, firm, bubble butt, firm, all natural tits that were easily the size of the fourth letter of the alphabet, half-dollar-sized areolas with nipples the size of pencil erasers, nice teeth, and smooth skin. The only "flaws" that she had were a few dark brown spots on her abdomen and upper arms that she said were the result of liposuction.

We hopped into bed, and it was DFK followed by a prolonged period of DATY until she orgasmed. I slipped on a Trojan and it was CBJ, followed by MISH until I popped. We made pillow talk, and I discovered that she was 24 years old, didn't smoke, didn't have kids, and was from Culiacan in Sinaloa. She said that she had worked with Alicia Dolls House for a year, but that she had only been in Monterrey for about two weeks. It wasn't long before I was ready to go again, and it was more DFK, then DATY until she orgasmed. With a fresh Trojan, I then pounded in MISH for a few minutes, then let her ride cowgirl, then went back to MISH. Unfortunately, my gun was out of bullets, and I couldn't pop a second time with Aitana. Time expired, we got cleaned up and dressed, I walked her downstairs to her Uber, and she left. I went back upstairs and fell asleep in bed with a huge smile on my face that would have made the Cheshire Cat jealous.

8) Session #5 - Karen (see attached picture): On Sunday, while my gun reloaded, I walked around Centro in Monterrey, saw some sights, and took some pictures. Monday arrived, and I felt ready to get back to mongering. I took a look at the pictures sent to me by Alicia Dolls House, chose Karen, and contacted the agency through WhatsApp. Feeling rested, and liking the fact that the agency mentioned that Karen was on her final teenage year, I requested a two hour appointment for 8 pm that night for 3200 pesos.

Unlike Esmeralda, Romina, and Aitana, Karen showed up early (745 pm) wearing a yellow, off-the-shoulder blouse, short and tight jean shorts, and short black heels. After meeting outside in front of the hotel, we went upstairs. Karen undressed to reveal a black bra and light blue, lacy panties, We made small talk and I found out that she was 19 years old and lives in Guadalajara but travels to Monterrey to work with the agency.

We hopped into bed and DFK commenced. After a few minutes, I went for DATY, and she stopped me and told me that she didn't like it. I told her that since she was only 19, she probably hadn't had a guy who knew how to do it properly, so I told her to relax and just enjoy what I was about to do.

I started DATY, and after a few minutes, she was breathing hard and squeezing my hand. Still, she stopped me just the same, and I eased her onto her stomach. I started kissing her neck and back and I worked my way down until I was not only DATY again but also rimming as well. She allowed me to do both for a few minutes before finally pushing my head away with her hand. I rolled her onto her back, grabbed a trustry Trojan, and went MISH until I popped.

We got cleaned up, chatted, laughed, and smiled. We started DFK again, and before I knew it, my soldier was standing at attention. I grabbed a fresh Trojan, and Karen grabbed some lube from her accessories bag. She put a dab of lube on the tip of my cock, laid herself down on her stomach, raised her ass, and guided me into her pussy. I thrusted gently, and each time I pushed into her, she squeezed the bedspread with her left hand, quietly moaned and squealed, and rolled her eyes into the back of her head. This went on for a glorious ten minutes until I popped.

I got cleaned up and Karen showered. I checked the clock and still had 15 minutes left, but I was empty and Karen had another appointment after mine. We got dressed, I walked her downstairs to her Uber, and said goodnight.

9) Session # 6 - Belinda (see attached picture): A new day dawned, and my remaining time in Monterrey was rapidly shortening. I scrolled through the pictures that Alicia Dolls House sent me through WhatsApp, but none of the remaining girls really caught my interest. I decided to visit the Alicia Dolls House website to see if someone was worth an appointment for that evening. Belinda, described as petite and in her late teenage years, looked promising, so I made an appointment with the agency through WhatsApp for two hours beginning at 8 pm for 2400 pesos.

Belinda met me outside in front of the hotel at 830 pm wearing light brown pants, a black shirt, a zip-up black jacket, and flats. After brief harassment by the doorman, we went upstairs, settled in, and she undressed to reveal a dark green bra and light blue lacy panties. Her body was pockmarked with about eight tattoos (pistol on left side of abdomen, two pistols just below her cleavage, a unicorn on the left side of her neck, an alien head on her left ankle, and several small, red hearts on various points of her body). I smelled a distinctive odor and asked her if she smoked. She admitted that she did, which was surprising to me because the agency told me that she didn't. We made a little small talk and she revealed that she was 20 and didn't have any kids. Since DFK was off the table (I won't kiss smokers) I immediately went for DATY, which lasted a few minutes. I applied a Trojan and we fucked in MISH, followed by doggy while she was laying on her stomach. I popped, we got cleaned up, and then chatted. I found it interesting that she could understand spoken english but then not speak it very well herself. I got warmed up again and it was another round each of MISH and doggy with a fresh Trojan. I popped, and then decided to cut her loose an hour early since the smell of stale cigarettes permeated her breath, hair, and hands. I walked her downstairs, said goodnight, then returned to my room and fell asleep in bed.

10) Session #7 - Lulu (see attached picture): It was now the middle of the week, and I decided to have one last appointment before doing some additional sightseeing in Monterrey the next day and leaving for home at the end of the week. I returned to the Alicia Dolls House website and eventually chose Lulu, who was described as athletic and being in the same age range as my previous two appointments with other WGs. I contacted the agency and set up an appointment for one and a half hours at 8 pm that night for 2500 pesos.

Lulu arrived at 830 pm wearing jeans, a black bodysuit (that I eventually learned snapped in the crotch), and high heels. We went upstairs and Lulu unsnapped the bodysuit to reveal a red bra and leopard print panties. Like Belinda, Lulu had spent quite a bit of time in the tattoo parlor, with her largest tattoo being a skull face in a top hat on her right upper arm.

We chatted and I found out that she was 19 years old, didn't smoke, didn't have any kids, and was from Tampico but visiting Monterrey to work with the agency for a couple of weeks since making empanadas back home wasn't lucrative. We started the horizontal dance, and it was DFK, DATY, MISH, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl. Only after I had her lay on her stomach and then pushed into her from behind did I pop. She got up, showered, and then asked if I wanted another round or not. Since I still had an hour to go, I told her yes, but I allowed her to take a brief catnap (she was yawning even before our session began) while I relaxed and gave my gun a chance to reload with whatever bullets were left. At about the same time she woke up, I was ready to go, and MISH, cowgirl, and laying doggy followed, with me eventually popping in laying doggy. She showered again, got dressed, and left exactly as time expired.

11) Restaurants: DramaFree11 has spoken very highly of Sonora Prime on several occasions. Since I was too lazy to grab a cab or Uber to that restaurant (or any other restaurant, for that matter), I stuck to restaurants that were within walking distance of the hotel in Centro and the Barrio Antiguo area. I dined at El Rey del Cabrito, Asador La Vaca Argentina, Restaurante El Mirador, La Divina, and Restaurant LOS Cabritos Alameda. Food quality, service, and prices were excellent at each restaurant. The cabrito at El Rey del Cabrito was so good, I ate there three times. The steaks were excellent at Asador La Vaca Argentina, Restaurante El Mirador, and La Divina. Of those three restaurants, Restaurante El Mirador had the best steak, followed closely by Asador La Vaca Argentina and then La Divina.

12) Final Thoughts: A week in Monterrey was exactly what I needed to clear out the COVID cobwebs. The hotel was comfortable, the food was delicious, and the girls of my sessions were DTF.

Speaking of my sessions, I would absolutely repeat with Esmeralda and Aitana without hesitation. Despite not allowing much DATY, I would likely repeat with Karen since she seemed to genuinely enjoy being penetrated. Even though I didn't care much for her tattoos, I would probably repeat with Lulu since she took directions well and was very toned for her petite size. I would not repeat with Sandy (baby damage) or Belinda (smoker).

I would love to return to Monterrey in the future. Probably what I would do is fly to Monterrey on Thursday and monger that night, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and then fly back home on Monday. I would have no problem going through the same agency, but instead of booking their lower-level girls (who are either just starting out or are only in town for a couple of weeks), I would probably book their more established "Diamond Level" girls. I can't believe that Esmeralda and Aitana aren't yet "Diamond Level" girls, their service was that good. Maybe a couple of you will take them for a spin and discover what I enjoyed. Aitana is absolutely the kind of girl that you take to a Caribbean island that has great beaches and just enjoy her company for a week.

So that's it. Hopefully, I didn't bore the shit out of you guys and hopefully, at least one monger will find this report helpful. Once the moderators officially post this report, I'll go back and read it again. If they change anything that causes confusion (it has happened with a couple of my other reports in the past), I'll be sure to let you guys know. I've also left out a few very minor mundane details here and there while writing my report, and these details may get mentioned if I have to answer any questions or chime in on any comments.

[Questner]

At Quagmire1974: Thanks for the great report! I always chat with the girls about their tattoos. Liked the Cheshire Cat smile on on of them recently (no cat, only a smile). The unicorn likely means she is a bi. If anyone can source a link to a good tattoos meaning guide (Latin America; Mexico) it would be great.

[Elvis 2008]

I am in lust with that girl Esmeralda. Is she Cielo on Alicia's doll house? If not, can you share her Twitter handle?

MTY is in a fine place. Thing is that I think it is third to GDL and CDMX in terms of best cities for mongering, but it is the closest. I just hope we see more flights open back up to MTY and soon.

[DramaFree11]

I've recently returned from Monterrey, and as promised, here is my trip report. There's a lot to discuss, so I'll get right to it.

1) Hotel. I was lodged at Hotel Krystal Monterrey:

https://www.krystal-hotels.com/hotel...-in-monterrey/

This hotel is located in Centro and on the edge of the Barrio Antiguo, with pharmacies, currency exchange, restaurants, and tourist sights all easy walks from the hotel. If you want to have views of the surrounding city and mountains in the distance, be sure to book a King Junior Suite (I reserved this room type) or a King Master Suite. If you book a Deluxe Doble or Deluxe King, your view will be of the drab interior of the hotel.

I wish I could say that my stay at the hotel was uneventful, but unfortunately, that wasn't the case. After having no problems bringing WGs to the hotel and past multiple doormen Friday, Saturday, and Monday, I was harassed by a doorman while bringing a WG into the hotel on Tuesday.

Wow great report. When you're back in MTY, we will go to Sonora Prime.

[TomJackin]

I've recently returned from Monterrey, and as promised, here is my trip report. There's a lot to discuss, so I'll get right to it.

Thank you for taking the time and writing up a great trip report! Well done!

[Quagmire1974]

I've recently returned from Monterrey, and as promised, here is my trip report. There's a lot to discuss, so I'll get right to it.

1) Hotel. I was lodged at Hotel Krystal Monterrey:

https://www.krystal-hotels.com/hotel...-in-monterrey/

This hotel is located in Centro and on the edge of the Barrio Antiguo, with pharmacies, currency exchange, restaurants, and tourist sights all easy walks from the hotel. If you want to have views of the surrounding city and mountains in the distance, be sure to book a King Junior Suite (I reserved this room type) or a King Master Suite. If you book a Deluxe Doble or Deluxe King, your view will be of the drab interior of the hotel.

I wish I could say that my stay at the hotel was uneventful, but unfortunately, that wasn't the case. After having no problems bringing WGs to the hotel and past multiple doormen Friday, Saturday, and Monday, I was harassed by a doorman while bringing a WG into the hotel on Tuesday.

I met my date (Belinda) outside in front of the hotel and brought her inside. Nearly immediately, a doorman rushed up to us from out of nowhere. He asked (in spanish) if the girl was with me, and I replied (in spanish) that she was indeed with me and that she was a friend. Continuing the conversation in spanish, he stated that I needed to register her at the front desk, and I asked if that was really necessary. Belinda got a worried look on her face and said (surprisingly, in english), "No, that is not really necessary."

The doorman escorted Belinda and me over to the front desk. Standing there, he then pulled out his phone and started showing what I believed to be pictures to the bellhop. I got the immediate impression that this guy had been watching me for a few days and had maybe taken pictures of me with other WGs. Of course, Murphy's Law was in full effect, and the receptionist was busy slowly checking another guest into the hotel.

After a couple of minutes, the doorman started to walk away. Irritated that my date was upset and that my date time was ticking away, I asked the receptionist (in spanish) if I really needed to register my friend. She replied (surprisingly, in perfect english) that both of us were free to go upstairs. At this point, the doorman had stopped and turned to face us. I pointed in his direction and angrily told the receptionist (in english), "Tell him that he needs to mind his own business."

I completed the date with Belinda and escorted her downstairs and out through the front door. The doorman was nowhere to be seen. I approached the receptionist and we had a much more pleasant conversation in english. I told her that I was sorry for getting angry and raising my voice, and she replied that she understood and that not only had she spoken to the doorman regarding his actions, but that his boss had spoken to him, too. I asked for clarification as to whether or not I needed to register friends at the front desk. She replied that it was recommended because, in the past, other guests had brought numerous friends over and had let them stay in the hotel with them in their rooms. I replied that I was aware that that was probably a concern for the hotel, which is why, as a single male traveler, I had made my reservation for two people since I had many friends in Monterrey and was planning on having them visit me. I told the receptionist to tell the doorman that my reservation was for two people, and that if there were no further incidents with the doorman, I would not only choose the same hotel for a future stay in Monterrey, I would also recommend the hotel to friends planning on visiting Monterrey in the future.

I had another date with a different WG on Wednesday, and not only did I not get harassed by any doorman, I also didn't register my date at the front desk, either.

2) Medication. I purchased 24 tablets of generic Viagra (see attached pictures) at Farmacias del Ahorro at the corner of Pino Suarez and Calle Mariano Matamoros. The total cost was 875 pesos, about 46 dollars. There are other pharmacies closer to Hotel Krystal Monterrey, but I chose Farmacias del Ahorro because I've had good experience with them in other cities in Mexico in the past.

3) Spas. There are several spas that I either discovered while researching Monterrey or that I visited while in the city:

Barrio Antiguo Spa is located at Rafael Platon Sanchez 362 (see attached picture), which is about a ten minute walk from Hotel Krystal Monterrey. My first session in Monterrey was with Sandy (detailed below) at Barrio Antiguo Spa.

Euforia Spa is located at Mariano Escobedo 721 (see attached picture), which is about a twenty minute walk from Hotel Krystal Monterrey. Euforia Spa and Barrio Antiguo Spa are owned by the same person, and both spas use the same Twitter account.

Black Spa and Massage (their incorrect spelling, not mine) and Casa Antigua Spa are apparently also owned by the same person and they both use the same Twitter account. I contacted Black Spa and Massage about having a session with one of their WGs, but they wouldn't reveal their location nor the location of Casa Antigua Spa.

4) Session #1 - Sandy (see attached picture): After months of daily COVID gloom and doom, I arrived in Monterrey with a hard cock, two hot nuts, and an army of millions yearning to break free. However, I'm the type of person who needs to feel settled in a new city before I start exploring, so on the day of my arrival, I purchased a couple of toiletries at a local pharmacy, exchanged some currency, had a great meal at a nearby restaurant, and hit the bed early since my day had started at 2 am that morning.

After a great night's sleep and a great breakfast, I started working the phone. Thanks to LovesToSploog, who provided an extensive list in this forum of WGs who advertise their services through Twitter, I knew that Barrio Antiguo Spa was an option and was nearby Hotel Krystal Monterrey. I messaged the spa on WhatsApp around noon, and they responded that there was only one girl there but that three more would be showing up after 1 pm.

I headed over to the spa and knocked on their door at 115 pm. A woman answered and said that the girls hadn't arrived yet but should be there in a little while. So, I walked a few hundred feet down the street, hung out under some shady trees, and watched the front door of the spa.

About an hour later, two girls showed up, knocked on the front door, and went inside. One of them looked enticing, so I decided to take the plunge. I knocked on the door, it opened, and I entered. I discovered that the girl who had caught my interest was Sandy, and I confirmed with the mamasan that the cost was 1000 pesos for 50 minutes of service and two shots on goal. Sandy, who was wearing jeans and a shirt, escorted me to a bedroom. I paid her the 1000 pesos, and she left to get changed into something more comfortable.

A few minutes later, Sandy returned wearing black lingerie (similar to the attached picture) which struggled to hide baby damage. We made small talk, and I discovered that she was 24 years old, had two kids, and didn't smoke. Foreplay started, and when I went for DATY, Sandy stated that it was an extra 300 pesos. Luckily, I had brought a little extra money, so I paid the 300 pesos and went for DATY, to which Sandy was very responsive. After a little while, I grabbed my Trojan Bareskin (my preferred brand), unrolled it onto my cock, and pumped in MISH until I popped.

We got cleaned up and chatted for 15 minutes about her tattoos (alien head on left shoulder, two cherries on left inner thigh, numerous other various tattoos on arms, hands, shoulder, and upper back) and how the money is divided between the WG and the spa (1000 peso fee is divided equally between WG and spa, WG gets 100% of fees for additional services). She was very friendly and smiling, and it wasn't long before my soldier was standing at attention and waiting for his marching orders. I went for DATY again, grabbed another Trojan, and eventually popped again in MISH. I got cleaned up, dressed, and walked out the front door of the spa feeling like I was on cloud nine.

5) Session #2 - Esmeralda (see attached picture): After a short walk from Barrio Antiguo Spa, I got back to the hotel and decided that a session with a more visually stimulating WG might be the perfect dessert after dinner that evening. Through my own research of LovesToSploog's Twitter WGs, I discovered a jaw-droppingly gorgeous gal before I had even departed for Monterrey. On her Twitter account, Esmeralda described herself as in her early 20's, a model, and into fitness, claims all supported by the few pictures and videos on her Twitter account. I sent her a message on WhatsApp, she responded, and we made an appointment for 7 pm that evening for one and a half hours for 2500 pesos.

I went to dinner at El Rey del Cabrito (delicious), showered, and went downstairs to meet Esmeralda in front of the*hotel at 7 pm. She arrived at 720 pm wearing baggy pants and a "Felix the Cat" tee-shirt. We went upstairs, I paid her the 2500 pesos, and she slipped off her pants and shirt to reveal a grey Calvin Klein sports bra and matching panties. We hopped into bed and I started to DFK her full, soft, pouty lips and perfect, white teeth. I slipped off her bra and panties and began DATY, which was pure joy since she had a meaty pussy and pronounced clit. After a few minutes, I slipped on a Trojan and she grabbed a lipstick-sized vibrator and held it on her clit while I pumped in MISH. It wasn't long before I shot a large load into Esmeralda, which was surprising given that I had already popped twice with Sandy early that afternoon.

We got cleaned up, relaxed, and chatted. I discovered that she's actually 24, doesn't have any kids or smoke, and spends about two hours each day at the gym. Her time at the gym had paid off, because at that point, she was the most beautiful woman I had ever had in bed, with smooth, soft, honey-colored skin, very little body fat, and a small waist complemented by a large, bubble butt. She had a boob job done, but the scars were nearly invisible and her cup size was around the third letter of the alphabet. She had a barbell piercing through her right nipple, a tattoo of an Egyptian cat on her left or right wrist (I can't remember which), and another tattoo of words on the nape of her neck.

We kept chatting and she was very friendly and smiling. She admitted that she worked with an agency, with the money split 50/50 between her and the agency. I went for another round of DFK and DATY, but my soldier wouldn't come out of his multiple-orgasm-induced coma and time eventually ran out. She showered, I walked her downstairs to her Uber, then went back upstairs and passed out in bed.

6) Session #3 - Romina (see attached picture): I woke up the next morning feeling randy, despite the fact that I had shot three loads into two different WGs during my first full day in Monterrey. I decided that some afternoon delight might be nice, so I went back to the list of Twitter WGs provided by LovesToSploog and thought Romina looked appetizing. I sent her a message on WhatsApp, she responded, and we eventually agreed on one and a half hours of service beginning at 3 pm for 1700 pesos.

She messaged me at 3 pm and requested that I meet her outside in front of the hotel. At 320 pm, an old Dodge Charger pulled slowly into the Plaza Hidalgo in front of the hotel. A woman got out of the car and started walking towards me. I knew immediately that I had been catfished, since this woman had rolls of fat under her tight black dress, heavy makeup, fake eyelashes, old platform shoes, and a huge, gaudy tattoo on the upper front part of her right leg.

She walked up and greeted me. I asked if she was Romina and she said yes. I then pulled up the picture on her Twitter account, showed it to her, and said "No eres Romina. No eres la misma chica" ("You're not Romina. You're not the same girl" She started texting someone on her phone (I interpreted it to be the female driver of the Dodge Charger), so I said "No gracias" ("No thanks") and quickly walked away from her and around the side of the hotel where she couldn't see me and where I still had wifi access provided by the hotel. She sent me a couple of messages begging for the session and asking that I pay for her taxi. I refused both requests and simply repeated that she wasn't Romina and that she wasn't the same girl from Twitter. After a couple of minutes, she walked back to the Dodge Charger and left.

7) Session #4 - Aitana (see attached picture): I went back upstairs to my room, pissed that I had wasted time on someone who turned out to be a figurative (and nearly literal, for that matter) catfish. Still feeling randy, and determined to have a session with a WG at some point during that day or night, I remembered that Esmeralda had mentioned on her Twitter account that she was friends with, and occasionally did threesomes with, a WG named Deborah. I pulled up Deborah's Twitter account and sent her a message on WhatsApp. She responded, and said that a one and a half hour appointment was 4000 pesos and that a two hour appointment was 5000 pesos. I thought this was a little steep since my appointment with Esmeralda was only 2500 pesos, so I declined her offer. She then asked if she could send me pictures of girls who were more within my price range, and I agreed.

After a few minutes, over two dozen pictures instantly popped up on WhatsApp, and each individual picture was watermarked with "Alicia Dolls House." Instantly, I realized that Deborah's Twitter account was actually a front for Alicia Dolls House, and that Alicia Dolls House was the agency that Esmeralda was talking about during my session with her:

https://www.aliciadollshouse.com/monterrey/

Having a weakness for women who have small waists, wide hips, and large bubble butts, I chose Aitana from the pictures and made an appointment for one and a half hours at 8 pm that evening for 2500 pesos.

Aitana arrived at 820 pm and I was standing outside in front of the hotel. She got out of her taxi and started walking towards me, and I nearly shit myself. She was wearing black high heels, skin-tight blue jeans that were hugging a massive and round bubble butt and showing her tiny waist, and a low-cut blouse that struggled to hold huge tits. She had an angelic face, with large, full, pouty lips, and long, dirty blond hair. She was incredibly beautiful, and after brief greetings, the "walk of shame" towards the elevators was much more like the "walk of pride."

We went upstairs to my room, I paid her, and she undressed to reveal a black bra and white, lacy, thong panties. Her body was the most perfect that I had ever seen: a round, firm, bubble butt, firm, all natural tits that were easily the size of the fourth letter of the alphabet, half-dollar-sized areolas with nipples the size of pencil erasers, nice teeth, and smooth skin. The only "flaws" that she had were a few dark brown spots on her abdomen and upper arms that she said were the result of liposuction.

We hopped into bed, and it was DFK followed by a prolonged period of DATY until she orgasmed. I slipped on a Trojan and it was CBJ, followed by MISH until I popped. We made pillow talk, and I discovered that she was 24 years old, didn't smoke, didn't have kids, and was from Culiacan in Sinaloa. She said that she had worked with Alicia Dolls House for a year, but that she had only been in Monterrey for about two weeks. It wasn't long before I was ready to go again, and it was more DFK, then DATY until she orgasmed. With a fresh Trojan, I then pounded in MISH for a few minutes, then let her ride cowgirl, then went back to MISH. Unfortunately, my gun was out of bullets, and I couldn't pop a second time with Aitana. Time expired, we got cleaned up and dressed, I walked her downstairs to her Uber, and she left. I went back upstairs and fell asleep in bed with a huge smile on my face that would have made the Cheshire Cat jealous.

8) Session #5 - Karen (see attached picture): On Sunday, while my gun reloaded, I walked around Centro in Monterrey, saw some sights, and took some pictures. Monday arrived, and I felt ready to get back to mongering. I took a look at the pictures sent to me by Alicia Dolls House, chose Karen, and contacted the agency through WhatsApp. Feeling rested, and liking the fact that the agency mentioned that Karen was on her final teenage year, I requested a two hour appointment for 8 pm that night for 3200 pesos.

Unlike Esmeralda, Romina, and Aitana, Karen showed up early (745 pm) wearing a yellow, off-the-shoulder blouse, short and tight jean shorts, and short black heels. After meeting outside in front of the hotel, we went upstairs. Karen undressed to reveal a black bra and light blue, lacy panties, We made small talk and I found out that she was 19 years old and lives in Guadalajara but travels to Monterrey to work with the agency.

We hopped into bed and DFK commenced. After a few minutes, I went for DATY, and she stopped me and told me that she didn't like it. I told her that since she was only 19, she probably hadn't had a guy who knew how to do it properly, so I told her to relax and just enjoy what I was about to do.

I started DATY, and after a few minutes, she was breathing hard and squeezing my hand. Still, she stopped me just the same, and I eased her onto her stomach. I started kissing her neck and back and I worked my way down until I was not only DATY again but also rimming as well. She allowed me to do both for a few minutes before finally pushing my head away with her hand. I rolled her onto her back, grabbed a trustry Trojan, and went MISH until I popped.

We got cleaned up, chatted, laughed, and smiled. We started DFK again, and before I knew it, my soldier was standing at attention. I grabbed a fresh Trojan, and Karen grabbed some lube from her accessories bag. She put a dab of lube on the tip of my cock, laid herself down on her stomach, raised her ass, and guided me into her pussy. I thrusted gently, and each time I pushed into her, she squeezed the bedspread with her left hand, quietly moaned and squealed, and rolled her eyes into the back of her head. This went on for a glorious ten minutes until I popped.

I got cleaned up and Karen showered. I checked the clock and still had 15 minutes left, but I was empty and Karen had another appointment after mine. We got dressed, I walked her downstairs to her Uber, and said goodnight.

9) Session # 6 - Belinda (see attached picture): A new day dawned, and my remaining time in Monterrey was rapidly shortening. I scrolled through the pictures that Alicia Dolls House sent me through WhatsApp, but none of the remaining girls really caught my interest. I decided to visit the Alicia Dolls House website to see if someone was worth an appointment for that evening. Belinda, described as petite and in her late teenage years, looked promising, so I made an appointment with the agency through WhatsApp for two hours beginning at 8 pm for 2400 pesos.

Belinda met me outside in front of the hotel at 830 pm wearing light brown pants, a black shirt, a zip-up black jacket, and flats. After brief harassment by the doorman, we went upstairs, settled in, and she undressed to reveal a dark green bra and light blue lacy panties. Her body was pockmarked with about eight tattoos (pistol on left side of abdomen, two pistols just below her cleavage, a unicorn on the left side of her neck, an alien head on her left ankle, and several small, red hearts on various points of her body). I smelled a distinctive odor and asked her if she smoked. She admitted that she did, which was surprising to me because the agency told me that she didn't. We made a little small talk and she revealed that she was 20 and didn't have any kids. Since DFK was off the table (I won't kiss smokers) I immediately went for DATY, which lasted a few minutes. I applied a Trojan and we fucked in MISH, followed by doggy while she was laying on her stomach. I popped, we got cleaned up, and then chatted. I found it interesting that she could understand spoken english but then not speak it very well herself. I got warmed up again and it was another round each of MISH and doggy with a fresh Trojan. I popped, and then decided to cut her loose an hour early since the smell of stale cigarettes permeated her breath, hair, and hands. I walked her downstairs, said goodnight, then returned to my room and fell asleep in bed.

10) Session #7 - Lulu (see attached picture): It was now the middle of the week, and I decided to have one last appointment before doing some additional sightseeing in Monterrey the next day and leaving for home at the end of the week. I returned to the Alicia Dolls House website and eventually chose Lulu, who was described as athletic and being in the same age range as my previous two appointments with other WGs. I contacted the agency and set up an appointment for one and a half hours at 8 pm that night for 2500 pesos.

Lulu arrived at 830 pm wearing jeans, a black bodysuit (that I eventually learned snapped in the crotch), and high heels. We went upstairs and Lulu unsnapped the bodysuit to reveal a red bra and leopard print panties. Like Belinda, Lulu had spent quite a bit of time in the tattoo parlor, with her largest tattoo being a skull face in a top hat on her right upper arm.

We chatted and I found out that she was 19 years old, didn't smoke, didn't have any kids, and was from Tampico but visiting Monterrey to work with the agency for a couple of weeks since making empanadas back home wasn't lucrative. We started the horizontal dance, and it was DFK, DATY, MISH, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl. Only after I had her lay on her stomach and then pushed into her from behind did I pop. She got up, showered, and then asked if I wanted another round or not. Since I still had an hour to go, I told her yes, but I allowed her to take a brief catnap (she was yawning even before our session began) while I relaxed and gave my gun a chance to reload with whatever bullets were left. At about the same time she woke up, I was ready to go, and MISH, cowgirl, and laying doggy followed, with me eventually popping in laying doggy. She showered again, got dressed, and left exactly as time expired.

11) Restaurants: DramaFree11 has spoken very highly of Sonora Prime on several occasions. Since I was too lazy to grab a cab or Uber to that restaurant (or any other restaurant, for that matter), I stuck to restaurants that were within walking distance of the hotel in Centro and the Barrio Antiguo area. I dined at El Rey del Cabrito, Asador La Vaca Argentina, Restaurante El Mirador, La Divina, and Restaurant LOS Cabritos Alameda. Food quality, service, and prices were excellent at each restaurant. The cabrito at El Rey del Cabrito was so good, I ate there three times. The steaks were excellent at Asador La Vaca Argentina, Restaurante El Mirador, and La Divina. Of those three restaurants, Restaurante El Mirador had the best steak, followed closely by Asador La Vaca Argentina and then La Divina.

12) Final Thoughts: A week in Monterrey was exactly what I needed to clear out the COVID cobwebs. The hotel was comfortable, the food was delicious, and the girls of my sessions were DTF.

Speaking of my sessions, I would absolutely repeat with Esmeralda and Aitana without hesitation. Despite not allowing much DATY, I would likely repeat with Karen since she seemed to genuinely enjoy being penetrated. Even though I didn't care much for her tattoos, I would probably repeat with Lulu since she took directions well and was very toned for her petite size. I would not repeat with Sandy (baby damage) or Belinda (smoker).

I would love to return to Monterrey in the future. Probably what I would do is fly to Monterrey on Thursday and monger that night, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and then fly back home on Monday. I would have no problem going through the same agency, but instead of booking their lower-level girls (who are either just starting out or are only in town for a couple of weeks), I would probably book their more established "Diamond Level" girls. I can't believe that Esmeralda and Aitana aren't yet "Diamond Level" girls, their service was that good. Maybe a couple of you will take them for a spin and discover what I enjoyed. Aitana is absolutely the kind of girl that you take to a Caribbean island that has great beaches and just enjoy her company for a week.

So that's it. Hopefully, I didn't bore the shit out of you guys and hopefully, at least one monger will find this report helpful. Once the moderators officially post this report, I'll go back and read it again. If they change anything that causes confusion (it has happened with a couple of my other reports in the past), I'll be sure to let you guys know. I've also left out a few very minor mundane details here and there while writing my report, and these details may get mentioned if I have to answer any questions or chime in on any comments.